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hopeyemmy: Jenny!

Imanuelle Boss!

Banttie Boss!

Funpeter!

Obinoral

Winnie

Dimples

Saintalone (Surest!)

MacCoka (Elder sister, lol)

Shrimati

Omotea (Brother of life)

Shawry (Oga at d top things)

Sotenna (Advisor)

Cdoffx (I don start to dey gym o)

Younghorbar!!!

XpensiveT (Popping boss)

Tarriwalters (Papi)

Colours (Prep going on fine, I hope)

Tutulicious

Alenkakent (Alhaji)

Tobsin (Waiting to hear from you)

Gfree

Radiant

De-sammy

Hailings everyone!

aburo awa u,ao waz ya trip nd op u brought some gudiez?

banttieman: My eyes are on you.

its nt me o,its Cdoffx

Imanuelle: u Say wetin?

i sed ANCIENT

Alenkakent: O'course, what do u expect?

eh ehn,dats great. We d greatest Ife

Creamy_chi: ....nice... finished frm d great thinkers dept o...

alaji also graduatd 4rm OAU?

cdoffx: MacCoka you too de fear this your grandpa self ehn. Make i give you one advice come marry me, your grandpa no go fit do anything to you again because you don turn married woman. He go de respect you

Cdoffx,am nt scared of my grandpa o,i respect im, stealin 4rm im gets im v.v.v.v.v angry,i no wan vex ma grandpa,u knw se na d only grandpa i get b dat.

WinnieDPooh: Hmnn funny...but honestly this is not a joking matter ooo you need to see those corpers saying i'm tired of NYSC i just thought about NL NYSC forum especially prospective and newbie corpers(JJC). A friend on FB that have been uploading her camp pics with so much joy updated her status today after she saw her PPA. She wrote "NYSC na suffer head ooo i feel like crying" lol. And for the records, she was posted to Akwa Ibom state unto runsing things.

awww,it is well o,may God grant us our heart desires nd let us suffereth not durin our tym.

shrimati: Has any one read the story of a corper wearing skirt? Is the story actually true?

well,it may nd it maynt sha,buh it doesnt sound true

Creamy_chi: nice meeting u dear

nyc mitin u 2

cdoffx: how he want take know say na me. When i don put mask for my face and if he eventually knows i'll tell him i fed his grand daughter with the rice

cdoffx: how he want take know say na me. When i don put mask for my face and if he eventually knows i'll tell him i fed his grand daughter with the rice

u wan kobalise me ehn,wen did i eat d rice? U wan lie for my head,abi?

cdoffx: he won't know who carried it joor abi his juju want tell him say na we chop am? Make we chop something ojare

hmm,hmm,hmm,CDOFFX,return d pot of rice o,i knw ma Grandpa pass u o. Bsyds,CCTV dey 4 grandpa ause,he go knw say na u carry m.

Creamy_chi: ever repping queens...which dept did yhu finish frm? also an great ife product

yes o,i graduatd 4rm DSS o

cdoffx: me still never see any food o. Abeg MacCoka make we chop that rice wey i carry enter na one wey Winnie de cook for her husband na him i run carry. Abeg no let bante banttie hear o

aaah,Grandpa's fud,m nt eatin o,u wan make grandpa disown me ehn

maeDiamond: wowoooo.... Drop d pot, hmmmm heavy pot... Tnxs dearie
Abeg share to everyone

Sorry house 4 d delay.

sinccc,evrybdy don vex finish,we tink se u don post us ni. Infact,creamychic checkd u in ur ause nd she dint c u. *MAKE UNA BRING UR PLATES O*

Sotenna: Cdoffx tell you and Chi wey dey creamy, sorry Creamy Chi make una go organise food since una dey here dey play with our tommy, now una don reduce me to eating Banana and Suya for dimmer. So how you think say I go invite you?

ah ahn na diamnd talk say she wan prepare d meal na,we dint knw dah she was postin us,wud av prepard dinna nau

shrimati: Y havnt u done ur clearance since? Well I hope NASU wud have cald up there strike by Aug anyway.

my dept dint sign d form early,wen it was signd i was hme alwedy so cudnt go bak.

Funpeter! Detola,welcome

WINNIE! WINNIE!! WINNIE!!! Welcome

Sotenna: Guys make una join me as our ladies no wan bring food for us.

Guys only!

ah ahn guys only keh

shrimati: ooo, Moremi babes.... They form alot *winks* any news from sch?

hmmm, i avnt done my hostel clearanc o,buh wud b goin 2 skul in augst 2do it,hp ASSU wnt affect o

cdoffx: i'm not gonna cheat you but i want make you eat big portion you no say as the drill instructor i'm entitled to largest share of food for more energy now.

hmmm,k o,dis wan wey diamond don runaway nko,werrin we go do nw.

Creamy_chi: pls do fast...just landed at maediamonds,i cant find her o....maediamonds where art thou

check well o,

cdoffx: MAEDiamond where's the food na. Abeg serve for me and MacCoka for here. We de chop together tonight

ah ahn cdoffx,i did d morni drill na,so we aint eatin 2geda,u wan cheat me 4 fud ehn?

shrimati: fine dear. I see u really rockn the rum. Keep it up. Hope I have stn to eat?

sure,u do av sumtin 2 eat,we r waitin 4 Maediamond oo,shes d cuk tonyt

banttieman: You are with me on this or I disown you.

am wit u

maeDiamond: Abegooooo.... I cook, maybe d pot too heavy 4 me to carry am alone
mk sombody com n help me ooo

*runs to help ha* oya lets carry it.

banttieman: She is fibbing. We will torture her, get a pressing iron for me.
When my wife served beans and plantain few days ago, we all enjoyed it, now diamond is lying to us when really she's not cooking.

aaah, pressing iron? Grandpa! Grandpa!!,m nt dere o.

banttieman: Were you born in England? Why would you shake hands with me? I'm not your lecturers mate.

ko mata gran,grand P,aiye ti laju mehn,so if i c u 4 road nw,i go kneel dwn 4 road grit u ni *sad face*

Shrimati,thou art welcme,ao was thy day?

Shrimati,welcome art thou,ao was thy day?

maeDiamond: Netwrk no gree mk i bring d fud o

u beta luk 4 a way b4 pepu starts faintin in d ause.

CrazyMan: Fine...I just got home.

There seems to be so much fun in the house today...I'm only interested in item 7...any hope that I might have a piece of that tasty stew you've got cooking over there?

eh yah,welcme, as 4d item 7,u'll surely get ur share,MAEDIAMND will soon serv d fud. Jes chillax.