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swegiedon:
my nigga my nigga!!!!......you just described me mehn.....introvert forever!!

funny you.

hinky:
A timid person is a shy person who lacks courage and confidence and is easily frightened... An introvert loves being alone, and can speak out with confidence if given a chance or if the opportunity arises... I wont even talk about the intellectual aspect....

okay. Thanks

hinky:
Same with the guys...
And also there is a difference between a timid person and an introvert

pls what's the difference I'll like to know.

Learnstuffs:
I use to be a chronic introvert. I hid a whole lots of feelings so that I won't offend anybody. I talk less. It took me two years after my secondary d school days to confront a girl. I have outgrown some of those behaviours now and you can mistake me now for a talkative.

wow same with me. am almost where u are now. People do mistake me for a talkative.

Divay22:
Staying out for long makes me unhappy..
Going out can be so frustrating, annoying, let's just stay at home Eat popcorn and watch movies, wetin i wan use cinema do ....

But it has cost me alot, I have missed opportunities, words I'll rehearse :Din my head, but wouldn't be able to say it out, memories i couldn't gain....I wouldn't want any of my child to be one.....


Introverts don't mind staying in another planet where they can be aliens, the world seems too populated to them
But i love them because THEY CARE, THEY CARE MORE THAN THEY SHOULD.....i give them A1 When it comes to taking care of others, even if they don't like you.....


Tell an introvert your secret, it's save for life,they barely have time to gossip
Commonly used word :I DON'T KNOW

yea they care a lot, I worry about othet people welfare that it makes me almost sick. One thing I hate with passion is seeing people being cheated or injustly treated.

DieBuhari:
Who said there were no Igbo carpenters?

The way you guys boast no one would believe there are Yoruba youths hawking agbo and other poisonous herbs in the South East

poisonous herb lol. U guys are very badmouthed

ednut1:
Ur uncle is a destiny killer.

just imagine what he wants to do to those kids

Papiikush:
I have always wondered why i don't see Albinos in Pre-wedding pictures.

Now I can die in peace

lol. u won't die in Jesus name.

Never got FTC before, especially since 2013 and that's BCS I Neva tried, But I'll try these few steps. U guys should watch out for maccoy507 and also give me ur moral support cos it's not easy.

GhettoG1:
Have a son first nd u gonna understand, i swear if a girl question about my mum in a slight rude way or she's asking too much then even if it's hour's to our wedding I'm calling it quit. Shikena

anyone who has a good mother will know that a mother is like a second god after the most high in their life.

Xsem:
You might after paying or offering items to the wrong hands become a dupe.Now if you are desperate for a particular course,you might go any length just to get that course, and in the course of that you meet both the good and the bad. Some connected people can even give you admission without taking a dime from you.
Now the apparent truth is that mbbs is a highly competitive course, based on logistics a lot of people want it both qualified and unqualified ones. Now after the merit list, maybe they need 300 students,merit cut off will always be high for mbbs,so they might take 100 merit, then remaining slot is for those with quota, staff, connection,money,politicians.But there must be merit before any shenanigan dealings

that means they 'll put the cut off mark at an unrealistic point so as to have enough slot. Men there is no merit in that. It almost same as highest bidder. The logic will be deny a lot of people admission with unrealistic cutt off mark so to have enough slot for evil. No one they didn't make public the cut off of last year.

oldfoolnigger:
the same unn that requested for 300,000 from MBBS candidate last year that u are saying rejected ur bribe offer?


let's allow this slide sha but even unn themselves know that they are very dirty and guilty of my assertion!!

wow this thing am hearing about UNN is it true? cos I applied their this year and am from akwa ibom. I refuse to chose UNIUYO because of this same issue.

Daboomb:
Stop acting dumb!
Do you even understand the meaning of the phrase Virginity?

Do men have any Hymen that is broken, the first time they have sex?
Have you even ever wondered why God/nature made it so?
Do you wonder why it is women that carry pregnancy ....and men dont, even when it is both of them that had the sex leading to the pregnancy?

It is men that need protection, from devilish women like you!

Daboomb:
Stop acting dumb!
Do you even understand the meaning of the phrase Virginity?

Do men have any Hymen that is broken, the first time they have sex?
Have you even ever wondered why God/nature made it so?
Do you wonder why it is women that carry pregnancy ....and men dont, even when it is both of them that had the sex leading to the pregnancy?

It is men that need protection, from devilish women like you!

haba Bro u no get chil at all. Do you want her to have nightmares. Ha

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha.. It's not going to be funny sha


Below is my judgement

hahahahhahah I can't stop laughing. you off all people I thought u were team mature minds.

Funny write up but a literally sad reality.

bigsmoke2:
UNIBEN AAU TASUED OOU IMSU for obvious reasons

pls what obvious reason. Explain. I have someone applying there.

chuksanambra:
Okay

They've been dating for 4 years

Assuming he chows the babe 4times every week, that's
4X 4weeks/Month = 16Times
16times /Month X 12 months = 192 Times
Multiplied by 4 years = 768 Times

Assuming it was an olosho and he pays her 10k each time he gets down with her.

10,000 X 768
= 7.68M.

With 7.5M, she's gonna get better than a 12-Year old BMW -5 series.

sometimes I see some comment on nairaland then I appreciate the way God has created us, so many people with different way of thinking. someone some will always have a different opinion when you think you've heard it all.

Let's say you are looking for a repented olosho

chukwukapromise:
2..What?...278, wow? that shuld be d cut-off mark for nursing last yr!....Mehn! dat awesome!...Chances of u been on d Merit list is 99.95%...I get one Empty seat for u at d VIP ZONE..we day watch one sweet indian film, no miss am oo, Collect egg-roll from dat mama way day outside, Tel am say na me send u!

I dey come make I buy pop corn. Shey you get the cut of mark for civil engineering for Unn last year.

GrandFinale2017:
I need a change of environment.
Was already a uniuyo student though it's a long story sha.
Make i just Change environment so guy man fit concentrate for studies without distraction.

guy pls hint me am thinking changing to uniuyo. Is there a problem with the school. I choose nnsuka because I wanted to be among a different tribe. But with the way nnsuka made their admission process secretive last year. Am scared. Am also from akwa ibom

GrandFinale2017:
lol I really admire your sense of humor lol .
I scored 257 in jamb and it's my o level grades that are littered with C's that's why the point reduced to 246.
So UNIBEN and UNN dey give me dillema. Dunno which one to change to cos they're both good schools and I'm among the former's (UNIBEN) catchment and I'm certain that a score of 257 is okay to fetch me library science in both institutions.

you are from akwa ibom, why didn't you chOose uniuyo

chukwukapromise:
you are to multiply The four subject in ur OLEVEL that you did in JAMB...

for example if u did
english
physics
chemistry
biology IN JAMB,

then u will multiply the grade you got in does four subject in your olevl!....

JAMB
eng=50
phy=50
chem=50
Bio=50

TOTAL=200

OLEVEL
Eng=A1=100
phy=B2=90
chem=B3=80
bio=C4=70

TOTAL=340

AGGREGATE
JAMB=200 X 0.6=120

OLEVEL=340 X 0.4=136

TOTAL=120+136=256
so ur total score is 256!

thanks have calculated it. What are my chances for architecture with 278

chukwukapromise:
Multiply ur 4 olevel level combo by 0.4 to get Y

pls what do u mean by multiply by 0.4. Do I just multiply my A nd B by 0.4

chukwukapromise:
U were not rightfully informed!....Thank God u found this thread!...This ws how they did it!




For jamb
Multiplty ur utme result by by 0.6 To get X.
For olevel
Multiply Ur Four courses choosen in jamb e.g maths english physics and chemistry![note 4 not 5] to get Y

Aggregate
Sum up X and Y
i.e X+Y=your score!

Now ur score must be up to 200 to get admission!....so mayb u did'nt get up to d cut off mark!

pls you said I should multiply the O'level by what. pls I have another question. I didn't do chemistry in UTME. I did geography, they said any of chemistry, geography or biology.but I have chemistry in o level.pls with my 257 can I gain admission.

chukwukapromise:
U were not rightfully informed!....Thank God u found this thread!...This ws how they did it!




For jamb
Multiplty ur utme result by by 0.6 To get X.
For olevel
Multiply Ur Four courses choosen in jamb e.g maths english physics and chemistry![note 4 not 5] to get Y

Aggregate
Sum up X and Y
i.e X+Y=your score!

Now ur score must be up to 200 to get admission!....so mayb u did'nt get up to d cut off mark!

so with my score of 257 can gain admission this year.

Op pls I scored 217 in last year jamb.at first I choose my uniuyo as my first choice but later did change of institution . I choose UNN nd my course was architecture. But I was so suprise that everything about UNN admission was secret. No one knew how the mark was calculated, no one knew the cut off mark for any course. When I tried to make enquiry they said everything was secret... This year I choose UNN nd architecture, I scored 257 and Am afraid the same thing might happen this year. Should I do a change of course.

Kathmandu:
To do what?

Move this to FP?


What if trumpet sounds when he is moving this to FP?



So you don't want him to make heaven?

best comment have ever read on Nairaland. I can't stop laughing.

thesicilian:
Only a Nigerian has the authority to prepare Egusi. All other nationalities must obtain a written permission from a full blooded Nigerian, before daring to attempt the recipe.

bros u no lie at all. They need to even pass as a resolution in UN.