₦airaland Forum

Harmored:

Mr bean right

Debaddest:
E pain am.....

you are intellectually crippled. I was expecting you to give a superior argument.

olaezebala:
Me then o,

1. Shave clean.
2. Enter bus like correct person.
3. Make call loud and clear and talk about being on your way to barrack and why an imaginary slowpoke should remain in detention.
4. Pay ur transport fare.
5. sit back and relax as conductor comport himself for the rest of the trip.

badt guy.

greatgod2012:
Nigeria= Animal farm!


ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ARE EQUAL THAN OTHERS!

Who else read that book?

I DID GEorge ORWell

I thought everyone was against BB naija in the first place. This one that even bakery is involved what should we believe.
Nigerians are true definition of hypocrisy.



.the next thing we will be seeing is efe chin-chin, efe puff-puff, efe burger.
Welll EFE. For the money. He earned it.

And so what. Would that change the fact that he didn't appear in the video. Let him go nd find his class joor.
Wizkid should just bone this guy.
see as him make our wizkid come be like parasite.

I don't want to mention the trib.e so they won't come nd eat me raw here, but On behalf of NCAN
I will be dropping by EDO state to see Iara. The state has been appearing on nairaland this day for many reasons.

Who do we blame for this woman predicament.


I believe she casted her voted for somebody, where are those people she voted for.
Nigeria is lost

GEJ has long left.
Militants have gone on holiday. There's been no news of pipeline vandalism.
SO WHO DO WE BLAME.

Do we blame The big eyed Owl in bourdillon for selling Nigeria into bondage?
Do we blame the fulani herdsman for constesting again?
Do we blame the monkeys that voted the illetrate in ?
Do we blame the falling price of dollar?
Who do we blame.

Hahahahhahahah. The headline be like comedy news.
they are buying form in the night. Lol.
God save Nigeria from change. Hahahahahaha ;DHahahahhahahah.
So when some people are sleeping some people are buying form. Hahahahahahah
We living in the ZOO. Later u'll hear one of them that graduate saying. I bought my form in the night nd
people will be saying his lying

ENYA. ELIAN
PHILL COLLINS. paradise
BOB Marley who the cap fits

ngwababe:
And she hasn't won any task since this show started. Very dumb girl!

imagine very dumb indeed

Never knew the national anthem could bring so much fortune or problem. Or are they mocking her with the HOH. BB naija sef

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bkool7:
Go for bank job .

The reward for teachers is in heaven , remember

I dey suspect u, e b like say u don teach taya.

And she want Nigerians. I mean Nigerians like me to vote for her. Am a Nigerian nd a Nigerian to the core. Any Nigerian that needs my vote must be able to sing Nigerian song nd Nigerian anthem. I even heard that she cannot cook Nigerian food.
Mtcheeeew. Let her come nd be going to Romania, I don't like foreigners

Justdare:
After seeing too much Indian movies. I was grounded and locked in my room(for whatever reason) but climbed down our 2 storey building in Mushin through the window with a number of bed sheets all tied together.
I hope my son won't be half as stubborn as I was.

hmmmm. Guy u get mind oh

ekems2017:
The guy above me hmmm any way that is what this thread is all about lies lies and lies

lol. it seems so. But could he have imagined Such a lie. I think he actually did it

fearlessigboman:
metal clanking is death!!!....
And also rubbing this white carton together ( that stuff found in new products... yes... I no Sabi d name)

exactly. I have the same issue, infact if u wanna piss off quickly just do that carton stuff. I always feel like melting away

adorablepepple:
With all that school fees it's suppose to be one student one class with one teacher...

u spoke my mind. It's suppose to 3 teacher to one student

Chiefpriest1:
Lol. Pure and undiluted verbosity. These are the little things they teach in regular journalism training sessions.

Unfortunately, not up to three of the hundreds of media houses in Nigeria organise training classes for their reporters/editors.

Simple rules: 1. if you can say it in three words , don't use five.

2. Keep it simple

Yesterday on twitter , somebody fried ordinary puff puff and called it mascourdes esculante or something.

Its just like the SGF cutting ordinary grasses for N250m and calling it 'degrassification of riverine pines '

When dem wan steal, them go dey use big grammar.

degrassification....lol I can't stop laughing

It can't be the mother. They are not so good at using short hand.

sisisioge:
It is N900 here in gbagada o, the ijebu garri and yellow garri are same price.

Maybe you live in lekki. The day I priced mango there...I recoiled with fright!

My stomach oh. I can't stop laughing. No be only recoil, why u know faint join am. Hw mch was d mango (laughing nd coughing)

NNa ehn !!
Shey Na new trend be this one?
Abi Na buhari cause am?
Abi mami water don dey give people money?
Abi is there any upcoming competition?


With the way things are going I'll suggest that the government create federal ministry of jumping nd rescue.

DrChukzy:
admin plz link me up with any u.n.n student both old nd new coz am an aspirant.my 2go username z ahiwephilip.Tnx

Bro pls are. U a student of unn