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I no get money oo
Na small boy I be

My scam Experience was funny and crazy

I was 17 years old, preparing for Gce exams.
It was my first external exam, so while preparing for the exam, I met some other people too who were also preparing for this exam.

There’s this particular girl who was close to me. She told me she needed to get a new phone and needs someone to help her choose the best product considering her budget.
As a guy, I decided to show myself because I’ve been exposed to social media at a young age, so I know quite well about phones.

We picked a date, and the day came.
That faithful Saturday morning, I took her to a place where They sell cheap phones At IKOTUN. Her Budget was #15k .
When we got to ikotun, after a BRT bus stop/ Park, we saw these set of IGBO guys who sells different brands of phones displayed in open show glass.
Without wasting time, we approached one of them and told him our budget.
He asked if we have any phone in mind, we said NO so he recommended some for us.
After deliberating, I foolishly picked for the girl.
I chose a very neat BLACKBERRY Z30.
We paid and he issued one stupid receipt to us telling us to go to our house and charge the phone. Right in front of him, I powered on the phone, but it was just blinking red light, but the screen light wasn’t coming on.
He then said the battery was low that we should go home and charge.

So we went to a nearby shop to charge and paid #50.
After 1 hour of charging, the phone wasn’t still coming on.
We then decided to return the phone.
When we got to that same spot, we met someone else there. I showed the guy the phone and the receipt, he reluctantly said that he wasn’t the one that sold the phone to us.
He then brought out his own Business receipt To prove us wrong.

At this point, I was already trembling because 15k was a lot of money.
I looked beside me and found out that this girl was already shedding tears.
I placed my two hands on my head and said “MOGBE” (I don die).
I was tempted to fight this guy, he was much muscular than me, and since he wasn’t the one that sold the phone, I couldn’t take actions.
The guy sent us away from the spot. He was like “ make una comot for front my market, before I pour you spit”

My girl was already weeping that her brother would kill her.
Funny enough, we stay on the same street, so I know for sure that the matter would get to my dad.
I was scared .

I then told her that we should go to the police station.
When we got to the police station, we met a female officer and explained what happened to her. She first collected 1k from us so we could write statement .

After writing the statement, she started complaining that why would be buy a phone from a BRT bus stop.
She collected the receipt from us and followed us to the place.
When we got there, luckily we met the guy who sold the phone for us in a different store, when he sighted us with the police, he tried to run away, but he couldn’t.
He then started pleading with the police that she should not bother that he would give us another phone.
Immediately he said that, I shouted “ we no want another phone, give us our money”

Baba was still begging sha .
We later collected the 15k.
Police still collect 2k inside our 15k�(lol). But it’s better than loosing all.

Since then, I don’t do business with Igbo boys Inside market.
Those guys too smart�

Yea sir,
You dey mad

Person wey dey draw tattoo for you get spotless skin, use your head.






But if I be dat guy, my prick go don stand tire

Say “No” and enter Atlantic Ocean �

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According to so many veteran researchers, this soap is said to have originated from the western part of Africa.
It is originally made from ash, remains and tree bark of locally harvested plants and herbs, thereby giving it its unique blackish colour.
In Today’s economic market, Black soap has gained so much recognition spreading wild across the African continents and gaining so much acceptance is places like Europe, Barbados, North America, etc, due to its standard benefit.
From another point of view, It saddens how Black soap “in today’s African society” has been devalued and neglected for other synthetic soaps.
In this Article, Glm_organic_Skincare would extensively explain why it is necessary for every home to have this black soap as an essential commodity always.

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2. IT IS ANTI-INFLAMMATORY :
Black soap is rich in vitamin A and E. These vitamins are both antioxidants, which help combat free radicals and attacks on otherwise healthy skin tissues. This may be helpful for people who have inflammatory conditions like rosacea.
It helps fight acne
On that note, GLM black soap may also help fight acne. In addition to balancing your skin's natural oils, the soap's shea content may help repair damaged cells. Its antimicrobial properties may even clear severe acne caused by Propionibacterium acnes bacteria.

3. IT HELPS PROTECT AGAINST PHOTOAGING
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4. IT HELPS IMPROVE SKIN TEXTURE:
African black soap is chock-full of natural ingredients, but part of its benefits come from its form. When left unprocessed, the raw ingredients that make up black soap leave the product far less smooth than the average drugstore soap bar. This makes it a natural exfoliant, which may help improve skin texture.

5. IT HELPS MINIMIZE THE APPEARANCE OF SCARS AND STRETCH MARKS:
Thanks to its shea butter and vitamin E content, GLM black soap may help reduce the redness and overall appearance of stretch marks and other scars. It may also help minimize related itchiness.


The Benefits of this miraculous element is endless. But unfortunately, it is quite difficult in our society today to differentiate between Black soap made originally from natural products, and Black soaps made just to increase revenue.
In order to avoid such problems, Black soaps made from glm_organic_skincare is highly recommended home and abroad.
Visit Glmorganics.ng today for more information
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Vanity

Bros if you die in poverty, na still vanity.
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This one is not Pete Edochie
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And honestly, you are functionally crazy for giving don baba an F in his entire career

Oloriburuku somebody

I believe this post is to make that Jamix popular.



And honestly, you are functionally crazy for giving don baba an F in his entire career

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Obviously that’s a savage response

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But that lady no get shame.

You know time always open up truth.
When the quarrel was going on.

We didn't know who to believe. Now I have come to understand that time will always open. Up truth about something.

She no get choice.
An adult with small pikin brain

Oga shut up. Read what you wrote, is there any sense inside it ??

Good day every one
Hope you had a nice day

I humbly want to use this medium to ask if anyone here has any of the things listed below.
If by chance you have and no longer in use, please kindly help a brother by giving out.

2. DAW/Audio Interface Combo
3. Studio Monitors
4. One or Two Microphones
5. Headphones
6. A Few Cables
7. One Mic Stand
8. A Pop Filter
This is my phone number 08108487065

These things are needed urgently, and will be forever appreciated.
God bless you abundantly

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