Politics › Re: Unpaid Salaries: Serving Osun Judge Calls For Aregbesola’s Impeachment by Macelliot(m): 9:53am On Jun 24, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS: I hereby declare d state of osun a failed state... I hear say seun come from osun #make I close mouth before dem ban me
Am coming wif ma NL lovers to vote for u enmass and am using dis medium to also beg dem to tell dem frnds on nairaland Ma lovers on NL base on ma scale of preference, from d most important to d least
1)Genea(shez ma everytin) 2)Yourmain(she left me for fula boy) 3)Mathematical(she kinda hates me, not her fault though) 4)Raayah cum rayaah(shez in luve wif midolian 5)Sarahbabyxx(depreaye told me to stay away from her) 6)Chowlade(she hates me too) 7)Remember007(she told me she likes money)
Beremx(she may not vote and may even tell all her frnds not to vote for u) 9)Dollyak(how can I marry a grl dat hates niger delta #crying) 10)Pentiumpro(ma spirit just don't like her, if she got d chance to poison me, I can bet dat she won't spare me)
#pls ma beautiful ladies, let's come out to vote for dat naughty boi called agarawu23. And come along wif frnds to vote for him I love all of una How I wish dere is a religion dat can make me marry 10 wivesm #crying in west germany Your name na Akporoko... |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Photos: Unemployed Nigerians Seek Work At National Assembly by Macelliot(m): 9:35pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
God have Mercy |
Politics › Re: Non-indigenes In Rivers Petition Buhari Over Wike’s Sack Threat by Macelliot(m): 6:30pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
SeductiveAngela
Weldone with your new moniker
I sight you.. |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by Macelliot(m): 1:45pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
midolian: oh korrekt I hope u voted Agarawu23 I did |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by Macelliot(m): 1:42pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
midolian: yes boss! na who be this abeg? Hope u know this mido Through Oremus your opposition friend |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by Macelliot(m): 1:15pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
babatawa: walahi kuwa akwai labari
Dan Allah dan saka min sunan Ayima mana
yaron yana da ladabi da biyayya
na gode Oga, na wetin now? |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by Macelliot(m): 1:14pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
midolian: I vote : Agarawu23, 
Akposy
Scentmarlc
Cc Mido |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by Macelliot(m): 1:10pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
I VOTE Tomfrench
Raplawd
Scentmarlc
Agarawu23
Lekinz Cc: NLjega |
Politics › Re: Musings On The State Of Biafra - By Joe Onwukeme by Macelliot(m): 4:18pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
Rilwayne001: LWKM
I don't think so. I believe they have been brainwashed to believe they are ready by Nnamdi Kanu, when actually they are not. But, you know, the gullible will always remain gullible until he liberated himself.
I have friends that are agigatating for this futile mission. I wouldn't like to see them die… macelliot comes to mind. This isn't 1967. Nostradamus prophesies comes to mind At the "Trigger" of a "Gun" shall arise again a man from a royal lineage..
Nnamdi Kanu is a prince.... Check out the continent with the shape of a gun and where the trigger lies... Thanks! |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Macelliot(m): 12:32pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
adeh39: Mac, please add Scentmarlc to the list
Thanks
#TEAM SCENT ok Done.. Modify that your comment and remove Cc: Nl....jega from my post.. Nl...jega might cancel my vote if he see the mention.. |
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Macelliot(m): 12:25pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
I VOTE
Tomfrench Agarawu23 Flow1759 Scentmarlc
Cc: Nljega |
Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Macelliot(m): 11:56am On Jun 22, 2015 |
Rounakid: Lol, not only you, i av a buddy who has dat as a surname too... Lolz. Nice one! |
Politics › Re: Agony Of Igbos In Benue by Macelliot(m): 10:12am On Jun 22, 2015 |
pazienza: On the case of the Igbo communities in Benue. Like some one once pointed out the first time this article hit NL front page, i am sure that if those communities were in Rivers state,and were oil rich, they wouldn't be fighting hard to reconnect to the rest of the Igbo nation in the SE,they would have formed a new ethnic group by now,and Bini migration histories would be made up to support it, while they label the rest of us in SE as land grabbers and parasites,should we dare to try to reconnect to them.
But now, they have nothing,and so,are not blinded by greed, they can clearly see how good and pleasant it would be, for Brothers( Ndiigbo) to dwell together( in the same region) in unity.
Even if Ebonyi is not oil rich,and wont have much to offer them,but being a part of Ebonyi,would give them a sense of belonging. Ohaneze and other Igbo pressure groups should look into their plight, in the spirit of " Onye aghana nwanne ya". Ikwerrians comes to mind. |
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Politics › Re: Obiano Plans To Build Millionaires City by Macelliot(m): 12:22am On Jun 22, 2015 |
Nice! |
Politics › Re: OREMUSSANCTUS Bashing Buhari Compilation by Macelliot(m): 12:21pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Oremussantus giving you guys sleepless nights..... |
Politics › Re: “Nigeria Will Cease To Exist By December 2015″ – Biafra Movement by Macelliot(m): 12:13pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
MabraO: Confused bunch
December isn't too far again
I ll remind u of this January 1st 2016
Useless flat headed monkeys Ofe mmanu! |
Culture › Re: Why Some S-southerners Denounce Their Igbo Heritage - Obi Of Asaba by Macelliot(op): 2:05pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
Abagworo: You have no right to insult Igbos because of few uninformed or misguided people. Sometimes I wonder why Igbos bring hate on themselves with their uninformed utterances. The Ikwerre issue should have been settled long ago but yet it is not. During last election they were everywhere abusing Hausa, Yoruba and every Nigerian that rooted for change but you would hardly see Ijaw people or even Otuoke/Ogbia people threatening Nigerians or acting antisocial.
Igbos are defined more by language and Ikwerre falls in that fold but on a closer look differences abound especialy in self belief to allegiance. The friction was always there but reached threshold during the Biafran attempted secession. Ikwerre is a different ethnic group hence you "hopeathand" should let Igbos be. There are Igbos in Rivers State at ONELGA, Omuma and Oyigbo. tell the irrelevant hopeathand to get off from this thread.. The king never mentioned Ikwerre... Ikwerres bring troubles upon themselves... Apart from faceless forums, Has an Igbo man tagged the Ikwerres as Igbos in presence of "Ikwerre gathering"? = NO.. Has any Ikwerre Man call himself an Igbo in presence of "Igbo gathering"? = YES. |
Literature › Re: Kutty And The Ghetto Story By Rounakid (kutty) by Macelliot(m): 11:45am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Rounakid: On our way to play ball, we met Ezeah our very good friend, who lives in the same street with us. "Ezeah howfar na, where are you heading to?" i asked him. "No where particulary, i just dey stroll." He responded. "Eeehn, make all of us follow go play ball na, na there me and Kenny dey go." I offered. "Okay, no probs make we dey go, e don tey small we i even play ball." I, Kenny and Ezeah sets off to State Central school pitch Uruagu. " Make una choose us oo... We wan follow una play" Kenny shouted as we reached the football pitch. " Una sure say, una sabi play ball?" One of them, i supposed to be their captain, since he is the one holding ball quired. "Yes naa, na me be Kutty Ronaldo, google my name, na me and Lionel messi dey train together." I spewed trash. We where later selected to play after some minutes of surveying us. "Heee! You on black jersey go down and join the down team, na you go assist that dark guy on yellow shorts to play striker." The supposed captain commanded refering to me. And you on Green should join the other team, na striker you go play too. The captain directed Kenny too, then others. The ball kickstarts, the defenders before me, makes it so hard for me to score goal as a one man striker. Like play like play... "Goal ooo." our opponent have scored us. This got me fumed up, we passed the, and i inteded to run with the ball, i did my flip flap style i learnt from Ronaldinho, and i unfortunately missed a step and landed with a thud on the ground, my fellow teamate just ignored me and did as if nothing happened, this got me more annoyed, i decided to play by myself alone if i regain my self, since no one cares about my welfare. I regained my self, and attacked with a force at the midfield area, the person with the ball passed it to Kenny, and i rushed him with the aim of fouling and collecting the ball from him. "Piaaam." guess what...? Am lying flat on the ground, my dear friend Kenny have given me a gud cut and i failed like a load of shits without control, and guess what? Kenny have tallied a goal from that area making it 2 - 0, this got me infuriated. I rested for some minutes, and i started feeling some extra strenght on me, i started seeing the huge defenders before me as a ants. I began seeing our old local pitch as Starmford Bridge, i guess my good friend Sir.Weed (Igboh) is at work. Soon the ball gets to me and i moved with a great speed towards the defenders, after cutting one of the, i created a chance and fired a beautiful shot fro the area and... "Gooooalll!" i have made it 2 - 1. The game continued, and Kenny scored another goal with a nodding. Shitup! I have to equalize this goals i thoughted. I got hold of the ball and sped off like usain bolt, the weed i took is actually highing my morale. I beated the central backers who advanced to attack me with a run, was running on a high speed not even minding where am running to, when i raised up my head, ooow it has become too late. " Gbaaaaam!!!" I hitted my self at the cross bar. I saw every body tooks off, thats all i can remember. I instantly goes nut, i started seeing the pitch that am in, as a Miami Beach, i saw one beautiful girl caressing me on my whole body, suddenly, she started beating my head when she she reached that part. I initially thoughted that it's part of massaging, but she increased her hand beats and this is actually breaking my head, soon. "Aaaah!." i shouted as i wake up seeing Akor, Tony,Ezeah, Kenny and his girl Nkasi all around me, Nkasi is massaging me with a hot water "eeeeerm... What is wrong? I asked no one particulary. They all just laugh at me " kutty Ronaldo." Kenny said and they bursted out laughing hared again. Then my dull brain recalled what happened that brought me into the present condition that i am, i recall what happened the yesterday, My torned Trouser, Weed palaver, Rita's disgrace and the crossbar hitting. What a bad Sunday! Now we are in new week, i pray it will be better than yesterweek. I dozed off slowly as i looked at the beautiful sun rising.... Hey guy! Why you dey mention my "Surname"? |
Politics › Re: Capital Oil Boss Ifeanyi Ubah Urges Anambra Government To Build Its Own Refinery by Macelliot(m): 11:37am On Jun 20, 2015 |
I heard that a Massive Refinary is under construction in Omasiagu, Anambra state by the State government.... |
Politics › Re: No Going Back On Bombing Of Niger Delta Creeks-nigerian Airforce by Macelliot(m): 11:16am On Jun 20, 2015 |
tochukwuifeduba: No going back on bombing of Niger Delta creeks – Nigerian Airforce
The Nigerian Airforce has said its bombing of the suspected hideouts of militants in the creeks of Cross River State is continuous and would soon be extended to Akwa-Ibom State and other south-south states. The creeks were yesterday bombed on the orders of the Chief of Air Staff, Air Vice Marshall Adesola Amosu.
The order followed frequent attacks on vessels, police stations, seafarers including market women by gunmen suspected to be pirates and militants on the Calabar waterways.
Amosu ordered deployment of the M17 gunship helicopter to survey and bomb all suspected hideouts of militants and sea robbers along the creeks of Calabar. This was disclosed by Commander of the 207 Special Mobility Group based in Calabar, Air Commodore Charles Ohwo. A witness said the air attack lasted over one hour. Speaking to journalists, the commander said the exercise will be continuous. He said they were able to bomb suspected targets in the entire creeks of Calabar waterways up to Bakassi and environs and that the raid would extend to creeks in Akwa Ibom State. He said the exercise was planned in conjunction with the Navy, Army and police, but led by the Air Force “because of reach and air advantage. Innocent lives were not affected.
http://naija247news.com/2015/06/no-going-back-on-bombing-of-niger-delta-creeks-nigerian-airforce/ I just read through an article on Nostradamus' prophesies linking with Nnamdi Kanu's personality on your blog.. I didn't get your opinion on the issue... |
Culture › Re: Why Some S-southerners Denounce Their Igbo Heritage - Obi Of Asaba by Macelliot(op): 11:08am On Jun 20, 2015 |
HopeAtHand: Pazienza did not bring Ikwerre into this thread..i did..what can you do about it..absolutely nothing, with emphasis.
The Obi or whatever of Asaba encroached into my territory when he suggested that Rivers state should become Igboland because the Ikwerre accommodated Igbos in Oyigbo LGA..
The Igbos are a sorry set of people, lacking in political tact and guile..Shortly has an Igbo become Governor of Delta State, the Obi has decided to evoke unnecessary reminders for Anioma state creation and Igbo unity to instigate the other tribes within Delta into suspecting Igbo intentions for delta people at large...
Also Nnamdi Kanu is a clear example of Igbo planlessness..Obj------Yoruba, GeJ---------Ijaw, Buhari------------Hausa/Fulani, the next in line is supposed to be Igbo..instead of you guys to play to the gallery anws have your own as President and then tactfully find your way out of Nigeria, na to dey listen to radio una sabi....bunch of foools.
The Igbos think they are over smart and the Hausaman is foolish..They should look again..The reverse is the case. Don't let me say that Thunder will fire you.... You are an irrelevant Ikwerre mofo... When Obi mentioned Rivers, did He mentioned Ikwerre? Is Ikwerre the only group in Rivers? Is Odili an Ikwerre? Save us all this irrelevant noise... Don't provoke me you this saddist... What has 39 years of Northern presidency done positively the lifes of the Northern Gambaris? |
Culture › Re: Why Some S-southerners Denounce Their Igbo Heritage - Obi Of Asaba by Macelliot(op): 10:38am On Jun 20, 2015 |
HopeAtHand: @bolded, i wish Abagworo saw this..this is shameful of you.
Who stopped being Igbo for economic reasons...i said we are not Igbos because we weren't treated as one back then.We dnt need Igbo brotherliness again..
So Nigeria should allow Igbos self determination and then Igbos should cling to Ikwerre..hypocrite.
We may not be on the same par with Igbos, but the future is bright..most assuredly! Pazienza, quit argueing with this guy.. We don't need Ikwerre brotherliness.. I wonder who brought up this Ikwerre issue here.. Pls, get off this thread.. |
Culture › Re: Why Some S-southerners Denounce Their Igbo Heritage - Obi Of Asaba by Macelliot(op): 10:17pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
HopeAtHand: Ewu, go and eat grass..
Your people do not know anything about politics..Ikwerres saw an opportunity in the civil war fallout to further our desire for recognition as a separate people from Igbos and took it with both hands,.actually we grabbed the opportunity by the balls and squeezed it hard...If that is treachery to you, be my guest..
We are not complaining about anything, we have a very developed city by any parameter or indices used..we sit ontop our state as the Chairmen..we are also well placed..You make your own fate bruv, you make it.
As for Ibibios, sorry to say, they have a history of servitude..Who wouldn't love to have them around. Get off this thread pls... |
Culture › Re: Why Some S-southerners Denounce Their Igbo Heritage - Obi Of Asaba by Macelliot(op): 10:16pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
coolitempa: it is not an ibo thread....aniomas r not ibos....... ...get that into ur think skull....  For the last time... GET OFF THIS THREAD. |
Culture › Re: Why Some S-southerners Denounce Their Igbo Heritage - Obi Of Asaba by Macelliot(op): 8:46pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
HopeAtHand: Cheruv, i an challenging you to come and take Oyigbo if you can.
The biafran illusion is making many igbos delusional and highly irrational.
It is on record that Oyigbo land belongs to Rivers aborigines most notably the Ogonis and Ikwerres..The people of Oyigbo are our customary tenants..anyday they feel they have had enough of Rivers state, they should swim across the River ( we wont allow them cross the bridge, they must swim ) into Abia and reside there with their like minds.
I cared less about Igbo Unity, i only care about my land...its about time! Sorry bro. The King never mentioned Ikwerre in his speech... Pls, kindly excuse us.. I beg you |
Culture › Re: Why Some S-southerners Denounce Their Igbo Heritage - Obi Of Asaba by Macelliot(op): 8:40pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
coolitempa: aniomas migrated from Benin.......but stopped at river Niger.......present day asaba/onitsha.....they r not ibos and they always say so.... ...but through interaction....they have learnt d language and some culture.......but still not ibo...... ...the real ibos are the landlocked ones http://asaba.com/about/Yorubas never cease to amaze me... GET OFF MY THREAD.. |