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NLchat:
Okay. What's the number you would consider high then?

You can't attach a numeric figure to this as a standard..... but we all know that there is an amount of body count ur spouse might have had and u will be forced to take a second look at him or her. Like, am I not getting married an osho free prostitute?? so, its a personal thing, some like the numbers high, I like mine very low. Thank you.

1. ohh! King Solomon was the wisest man but barrister Solomon is the most ................. man..
Fill in the gap.

Why would I marry a lady whose piussy is very popular in the neighbourhood....... Any lady wey sleep around pass me, I no go marry......for now, my body count is 2, I hope it will end at 3. so my future wife should be checking hers too.....Lolz

You dey party with a bad boy.....hope u don't learn how to create a baby factory from him....... lols.......Twale to the man wey sabi.....#2face

Small girl like you don suck 7 cassava at a go......u are now 23 which means u r still very young..... in fact, u still be small girl na, so u shudn't be worried about marriage now. Abi dem write "am a slutty cock sucker for ur head?" Chill, u gat nothing to worry about.

Chai.....bros, you go need one more wrap of weed... No! don't worry, I understand your condition, just take and burn up ur dead brain.

They is a spiritual angle to this....... put off the consecration for now, diz is a sign.

this should be the trend now.... let's make our vote count at all cost...... l'm so tired of their politicking.

The boko haram have been decimated.....was that not what they said Chai....Lai, you lied again.

Wao.... she must be heading up to heaven.....#angel

This one no be punishment na......na full time flexing...if them punish you, u no go fit come post shit.

B owns the tyre......A is dragging for what's not his.

Scrap the rubbish, life is too short to give a whole year in service of those that don't serve you....They will come up with stuffs like, it's the only thing uniting Nigeria......ohh! so they know, yet they jeopardize the lives if these youths.

The wise will thread the path of wisdom, the hungry man can never be a wise man.......I am hungry, wen I chop and become wise, I will answer you.....

Chai.....your story too long joor.....but if you can enter into the other room, u will see one mumu wey go believe you......Am I clear on this

Wizzy my man......I prescribe only two jumbo tie of ganja and you ma feel gingered to perform for us......

What's the big deal I recently discovered tons of it on my girl's laptop but she is matured enough na.....she can watch blue, green, red.....any colour of film wey she want but on one condition........she acts it with only me.

EWAagoyin:
Odinaka Ali, a 25 year old woman from Ezilo, in Ishielu Local Goverment of Area of Ebonyi state

“My husband is from Amaekpo Ohafia, Abia State.

ok

you see?? diz story is made up......and some unreason people are here pouring out derogatory remarks on a particular race.....then tomorrow you come out and say one Nigeria!!! when you don't love them.....use ur tongue to count your teeth.

powerfulsettingz:
South East noni

VERY soon they will start shouting the AFONJAS

yea.....south east noni.....maybe she should have turned them to almajiri or better still book haram.......I believe you are a very special kind of stupid.....including your mad father..... don't u thin so buddy

after all said and done......do not forget that the police is your friend na lie......

How about my gal wey dey shark alomo after raw action shebi she dey use style high my alomo

Alright... just forget him and get another boo.....dem plenty na

What!!! for real Diz una fight wey dey always dey for mouth and paper but no dey for ground sef......boko haram don suppose finish by ur projections of efficiency na.

Chai..... best news of the year......Kudos bro, how much is remaining to complete ur bail sef??

ChemicalReaction:
Pls someone should enlighten me. Is Europe no longer a continent??

Yea....it is.....it starts and end with the same letter na......abi no be so?

nice one.....but am more interested in getting a good football manager app.

kitguy19:
My charger got burn with my phone when charging
and phone refuse to ON
Please can it be fix?

Hah! na who be this one Abeg pass that ganja to the man on the left..

Chai.....when she through with M.I, she go move over to 2face for the main event.....2baba no need ur twerking... he will chop ur spaghetti and tear ur pant.....lolz

Damn!!! dats macfish.....don't eat it ooo.....you are warned.

In the words of patience Jonathan...... Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on.

If you use rag or tissue instead of menstrual pad during ur period......am serious