₦airaland Forum

You need to plan with ur friends on this.....when u walk to the front of the church for offering, u will pretend to have a heart attack and faint in front of the church congregation......a lot of people will rush to the front to help including ur bae.....ur friends shud ask the crowd to retreat to their seats for ventilation, ur bae will then be asked by ur friends to go check you out.....As soon as she touches you, you wake up, holding her hand, you ask her "will you marry me?" This time, the whole church has got their eyes on you guyz.....ur friend cud get a mic close for more audio volume.....I wish you goodluck bro.

Her new girlie look is cool but if she is still in the Rap game, then the 1st is good for business though it makes one think she is a lesbian.......I used to think she was a lesbian too.

Mhizkel:
What if she made use of pad?
You still would have gone ahead?

lolz....I see where u r headed dearie.....I won't have continued, I didn't know wat was goin on till the revelation. Do you still sex on menses?

Mhizkel:
A Nursing student?
She ought to know better that using pieces of clothes is unhygienic.
You mean she wanted to have sex despite the fact that she was in her monthly period?

I dey tell you.....u won't believe it.....I was so shocked.

I remember rushing to the Bus stand one morning to get a ride to my lecture hall many years ago wen I was still in skul.....unfortunately, I met a very long queue that extended to the gate, I had no option but join the line......My people, am about 187cm in height, the gal in front of me measured up to my nose height.....her hair smells like perfumed shit, its obvious she tryna spray the hair with a lot of good smelling stuffs and rub some shiny cream dat made the hair glitter in the sun.....the smell was so purgent and stomach churning that I wanted to leave the line but wen I looked back again, they were about 50 people behind me on the queue (bus scarcity), so I had to keep swaying my head from left to right but I cudn't look straight ahead cause her hair was directly under nose....Hmmm

Mhizkel:
I learnt that was in the olden days.
The women had no idea of what a pad is, cos it wasn't in existence as of that time.

Hmm.....which Olden dayz?? Except if 2015 na olden days already......u won't believe it, I discovered a final year nursing student in UNIZIK still does this crap.....maybe she forgot wen I ventured down there but as I made to pull off her panties, she quickly held it against me......but I don charge na...I just drag the pant with her till I saw the piece of wrapper.....Damn! I was embarrassed, I guess she was too.....My ginger to Fu*ck just died down ASAP.

Ladies....Hmmm..If u tryna study dem, u will never graduate......so I say "fu*ck all dat crap and turn ur butt diz way!!!"

Thumbs Up OP! Dat was me in my University days....when I used to dazzle UNIZIK gals wit my style and creativity on an empty pocket but they don't mind.....but the truth is, it doesn't last.....they will soon get tired of ur sweet sugar coated words and style and then move on......Overall...OP on point.

Don't tell me about others; because one day, u will also tell others about me. While having fun Mr. President...beware dat u can also be the topic someday.

Dirtiness.....I remembered tryna stick my tongue on a gal's kitty but was heavily repelled from the purgent atmosphere of smell that hit my face.....Jeez! U knw wat's funny? I tried to take my head away immediately but she grabbed my hair and forced my face into her well of bacteria city. I suffered from stomach upset through out that week. Some gals sweat too much u knw....

jay2pee:
Chaiiii........ Nigeria is doomed
Why is he so scared of information leakage if he has good plans and agenda for this country?
Very soon the zombies will say he is right cos their brain has been formatted already. I just pity we commoners in this country.
As an economist, what I am foreseeing in this country is so pathetic, based on the situation of our economy and the kind of economic policies that are made by the financial managers and regulators of this country..... Which way Nigeria, I weep for this country.....
What we need in this country is REVOLUTION. The smart and brilliant ones know what I mean

I concurr.....The only way forward for Nigeria is REVOLUTION.....Kaduna Nzeogwu knew this from the onset.......Just imagine it na....how many naira is a biafran pound now

Alright......who is gonna run the test flight Buhari I hope we place mattress around the flight zone just in case....Made in Naija Chopper.

Yes.....I support you. Wat diz country needs is a revolution but we also have to bear in mind that our plans and motive can also be sabotaged and mis-represented by some self-centered youths or remoted-controlled persons among this new face and structure of government we are advocating for. REVOLUTION is the only way forward for nigeria....Kaduna Nzeogwu saw this too.....anyway, its nice to be back from NL suspension....Damn!!!

E be like say dem want to tell us....Another story again ooo.....Shine ur eyes!!!

Good one.....but this is where the REAL corruption watch begins.....Make sure Buhari and his cohorts don't steal the money again after it has been returned. Politicians and stealing, dats all they do.

shamecurls:
Any crime in aspiring to become the Most High

No matter how high u get, u can neva be higher than the most high.....dats wat I tell ma gal wen she puffs on the maryjane.

AbdulHaram:
What's bad in smoking a particular grass that the good Lord created?

Jah created all these weed for thy consumption, so we coulda have a' higher understanding (CLAT: 1 :23)

efonat:
[size=30pt]smokers no dey d house? Abi dem dey form? Well I'm addicted to cigarette [/size]

dorchester.....ma brand and some green weed.....if you top am shekpe, I no go vex

tpiah2:
He wrote a song called alubarika?

yea....dat was the jam dat brought him to lime light

Do you still remember that line in "ALUBARIKA" where he said "to all the gals wey me put on the long tin, am so sorry, me dey pon de journey of money counting"......I guess he did dat line for her.

10: VILLAGE PEOPLE: when ur village people no like ur progress....dem go use juju end ur life.

Marriage can change womanizers...take me for instance; I'm a changed man

donTbone:
No dey use galz lie again... I pray say make ya sister be victim for my hand!

lolz....I don't give a damn who sister is involved....galz na galz

Ambode! Ambode! Ambode! How many time did I call you? Kpachara anya!!! The hate is too much....

donTbone:
Badt guy!
You just have to keep your woman from being a public company!
Else, the share holder will wreck the ware house and it might be
dangerous for you as the CEO!

T.bone ma nigga......I don't wanna be the CEO of any gal.....being the CEO comes wit lots of responsibilities and attachments u knw......I don't knw about other guys but I personally find it more fun to be a super friend wit benefit.....I mean she can go do her stuffs and I go do my stuffs.....lolz...I like it wen dem galz cheat on their CEO bf bcoz of me......hey! I go fit marry so Chai! Am finished ooo....but I wasn't like this B4 ooo, na dem galz change me many years ago and I no get joy in my heart but I get smile on my face for them.....hehehe...very good badt guy

donTbone:
God bless you jare!
#teamGunners

Gunnerz 4eva.....I love dem galz only wen we 'r together, out of sight is out of heart coz most of dem 're public property....Any capable man can handle....and then they comes around again wit dat their pretence, so we pretend we knw notin and play along....#SweetGunnerz

I can do it but only on one condition.....If she is a virgin....but if she has been sharing goodies and she wants to shut me out till marriage, it won't work at all....who knows if she has got a womb in there? Allow me taste am joor!!!

Oh Jah rastafa rai....watch me friends for me, as for me enemies; I man can take care of dem....babylon

DikSin:
Missionary and side fuck_ with legs wide open. Happy now

o boy! U dey enjoy ooo.....after sack na me ooo

2baba is a modern prophet....anytin he does is on point.

So which style she dey give you before?