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FamilyRe: Woman Ends Marriage After $11k Nose Surgery by machote: 6:50pm On Apr 03, 2025
A woman will never be satisfied.

Even Adam, the beautiful garden and the whole world wasn't enough for her.

Tomorrow, she will do another surgery and blame someone else for taking that decision. The cycle never ends.
BusinessRe: Sterling Bank Stops Online Transfer Charges, Urges Others To Follow Suit by machote: 6:39pm On Apr 02, 2025
Top Nigerian banks left the group chat.
HealthRe: Man Slumps, Dies Inside Sex Worker Room In FCT Community by machote: 3:06pm On Mar 13, 2025
Bro probably came and went.
CelebritiesRe: 'Burna Boy Slept With Me For Lambo' – Sophia Egbueje Cries Out by machote: 2:39pm On Feb 28, 2025
A woman thinking she can get a lambo for just knacking is highly DELUSIONAL.

More reason why you shouldn't be intimidated by all these so called "baddies" and their accessories. They never legitimately worked for it by themselves but were bought by men.
PoliticsRe: Unstable Electricity Hindering Industrialisation In Nigeria – Dangote by machote: 12:59pm On Feb 27, 2025
Any president that solves this electricity problem will be seen as some kind of "saviour" in Nigerian history. No matter how bad his government is, if he fixes that, it will overshadow every other thing.
CrimeRe: "Stop Harassing Motorists Over Tinted Glass", Reps Warn FCT Police (Video) by machote: 2:51pm On Dec 10, 2024
I was in a public ride when the police started removing the black material from the car. You should see how ridiculous and silly they looked. Police is NOT your friend.
CrimeRe: Sean ‘diddy’ Combs Is Denied Bail For A Third Time by machote: 11:59am On Nov 28, 2024
He might never taste freedom for the rest of his life. That's scary.
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hits 5,313MW, Highest In Three Years by machote: 11:02am On Sep 04, 2024
I won't lie guys, power has really improved.
PoliticsRe: CBN Sacks all Executive Directors in NIRSAL by machote: 7:33pm On Sep 01, 2024
loswhite:
They never said it was a grant. It was a loan and a loan can never be a grant. The truth is majority of Nigerians do not see a loan from federal government as loan ….lol they see it as grant
Ok noted. But there's still a lot of confusion surrounding it though.
PoliticsRe: CBN Sacks all Executive Directors in NIRSAL by machote: 7:31pm On Sep 01, 2024
BecomeALandLord:
Oooh, so they have started collecting their money from people's account?

They told my brother then it was a grant .
I did research and discovered it was a loan .
Yes. They have.
PoliticsRe: CBN Sacks all Executive Directors in NIRSAL by machote: 7:50am On Sep 01, 2024
Does this have to do with the GIS recovery that is swallowing money from people's money without their consent?

If I remember correctly, they said it was a grant (COVID 19 loan), but turned around later to say it was a loan.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Alternative Bank Graduate Trainee Program 2024 by machote: 10:54am On Jun 29, 2024
sheDD:
u end with "shocking" were they so overwhelming
Nope. It's just one random question.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Alternative Bank Graduate Trainee Program 2024 by machote: 3:10pm On Jun 28, 2024
sheDD:
how far guy
How e go!!!
What were d questions like
Just a question. You can't really read for it. Shocking.
CelebritiesRe: See Cubana Chief Priest's Reaction As Friends Spray Dollar Bills On Davido by machote: 3:54pm On Jun 26, 2024
"We must learn a lesson" grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Alternative Bank Graduate Trainee Program 2024 by machote: 10:33am On Jun 24, 2024
sheDD:
Okkk
Godspeed
I will be in touch
Thanks
CrimeRe: EFCC Secures Conviction Of 8 Internet Fraudsters In Uyo by machote: 6:39pm On Jun 23, 2024
The second one don tire sef
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Alternative Bank Graduate Trainee Program 2024 by machote: 6:36pm On Jun 23, 2024
sheDD:
How far how was the prescreening
What were u told to do??

Though I haven't gotten any mail from them though
It's on Tuesday. Haven't done mine yet.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Alternative Bank Graduate Trainee Program 2024 by machote: 8:47pm On Jun 22, 2024
Solotolucci:
Just got an invite for pre-screening on 22 June. Anybody got same mail? What are the things we need to start reading, please help a brother.
How was the pre-screening? What were you told to do?
CareerRe: Sterling Graduate Trainee 2022 - Aptitude Test Invitation by machote: 5:27am On Jun 22, 2024
Sonoyom:
I can't tell how Sterling carry out their posting when recruitment is concluded.
Alright thanks.
CareerRe: Sterling Graduate Trainee 2022 - Aptitude Test Invitation by machote: 4:29pm On Jun 21, 2024
Sonoyom:
I got an email today, Venu was Sterling Bank Plot 13 Trans Amadi, Port Harcourt, Rivers State.
Hello Sonoyom. I was doing some research and your comment caught my eye.

I have your exact bank venue (2 years later from yours) for my pre-screening which is in a few days. Please I want to ask:

Is the final location for the job in Lagos? I wrote both online exams and got the pre-screening email and the pre-screening location is in PH where I reside. So the main question is will I have relocate to lagos if things scale through or will the job be in PH where the pre-screening was held?

Just asking. Thanks.
RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: A Player Is Nothing But A Woman With A Dick by machote:
ubunja:
none. I'm not active anywhere.
Hello Ubunja. Happy Birthday in Arrears. Wish you longer life and more prosperity.

QUICK SIDEBAR: Some of us are still waiting earnestly for your book to buy. I personally miss your writings. It made a huge impact in my life. Any updates on the book or should we stop hoping in vain?

No offense man. Just a big fan right here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Alternative Bank Graduate Trainee Program 2024 by machote: 10:35am On Jun 21, 2024
sheDD:
so hope still dey 4 mine like this!!!!
Yes.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Alternative Bank Graduate Trainee Program 2024 by machote: 7:54am On Jun 20, 2024
sheDD:
did d appitude test and speed test
No date yet to my mail 4 any prescreening

When did you receive ur screening mail .
I got mine a few days ago. Not up to a week.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Alternative Bank Graduate Trainee Program 2024 by machote: 5:47am On Jun 18, 2024
ayodelesuleiman:
Sorry to ask, is your mail from alternative bank or sterling?
From Altbank. But the venue for my pre-screening is sterling. When I did a little research, Altbank was a subsidiary of sterling but now a new standalone non-interest bank.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Alternative Bank Graduate Trainee Program 2024 by machote: 12:47pm On Jun 17, 2024
ayodelesuleiman:
No, alternative bank is now a standalone bank operating on a non-interest banking licence. It used to be a banking window under Sterling Bank, but now a subsidiary of the Hold Co. Structure (proposed).
Alright. Noted
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Alternative Bank Graduate Trainee Program 2024 by machote: 11:42am On Jun 16, 2024
Solotolucci:
Just got an invite for pre-screening on 22 June. Anybody got same mail? What are the things we need to start reading, please help a brother.
Got the same mail but not the same pre-screening date. Maybe we're meant to read interview questions, I don't know. But considering how far we've come, is one meant to concerned they won't scale through?

PS. Is alternative bank same thing with sterling bank?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank's Entry Level Training Programme - Tech by machote: 12:17pm On Jun 09, 2024
Iconstar:
It has been corrected now. I have rescheduled
Me too. The site is ok now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank's Entry Level Training Programme - Tech by machote: 10:11am On Jun 09, 2024
joshawesome:
You can now reschedule your assessment date. The site is now working
Yes. I just did it. Wanted to even come and tell you. All the best!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank's Entry Level Training Programme - Tech by machote: 3:01am On Jun 09, 2024
Iconstar:
I have the same issue though its not even showing me the old date.
I'm having the same issue where we can't still reschedule on our dashboard and it's also showing that we have no upcoming exams and the old date is longer there and a new date option has not been set.

Should we still show up to the venue to take our exam still?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank's Entry Level Training Programme - Tech by machote: 2:57am On Jun 09, 2024
Niks10:
Sent them a mail already. Tried reaching out with the number provided in the mail sent to us but it wasn't going thru. It was showing me i have no exam scheduled now but yesterday afternoon it was bringing up the old date.
Did this reschedule issue happen to tech, grad and retail?

Cause I'm for grad. How about you?

Also, what's your take on my last comment on the thread?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank's Entry Level Training Programme - Tech by machote: 2:45am On Jun 09, 2024
Did this reschedule issue affect everyone (Tech/Grad/Retail) or it's just only me?

Because I'm for grad and they still sent me email to reschedule two days ago and now the text they sent is now showing retail.

Pls any grad here? Were you affected too? because now the whole thing is just confusing and we can't still rebook.

Do you think we should still proceed to the exam venue all the same?
PoliticsRe: Commissioning Of B6, B12 Circle Roads In Abuja (Photos) by machote: 7:40pm On Jun 06, 2024
Na only road these politicians dey commission?

Na genuine question abeg

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