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FashionRe: Light Skinned, Run From Shea Butter Oooo by macklef(op): 12:22pm On Dec 21, 2013
T.swaggs:
thank God i saw this on time..almost started using it *sigh
Lol. U for hear whin.
RomanceRe: Abeg Nairalanders, Where Did My P Go Wrong With This Chinese Girl (pics) by macklef(op): 12:21pm On Dec 21, 2013
Super story

RomanceRe: Abeg Nairalanders, Where Did My P Go Wrong With This Chinese Girl (pics) by macklef(op): 12:17pm On Dec 21, 2013
Stickers oshi

RomanceAbeg Nairalanders, Where Did My P Go Wrong With This Chinese Girl (pics) by macklef(op): 12:09pm On Dec 21, 2013
Asin the girl just refused to replt me after i told her my fake dream ni sha.
Ok let me tell you how it started. I met are online on one of this chinese market sites. We initially were talking about business, but i noticed she was friendly n nice, so as a gentleman it wasnt a big deal to penetrate her. I started setting P on her, bearung in mind that she wasnt a 9ja babe, so i was very selective of what i texted. We started from TM app, to wechat, to whatsapp tiillwe found fun in viber, as she nearly sucked out my 20mb with orisirisi useless stickers on viber. IF na 9ja babe i for don warn am make im stop rough play, but because i know foolish things amuses this oyinbo people, me too started to act like ode by sending the stickers, abi make we dey send nudes. But i no she wasnt d dirty type n me too am a psastor," praise the lord" grin
Well it got to this time we in now, she started tales of how she wanted to sleep and dream of her dreamlover, i indirectly thought she was talkin bout me, so i decided to play along. I told her all sweet thing bout dreams and when she was bout to go to bed, i asked her to download mariah careys-dreamlover to lull her to sleep. She did. And she was the first one to wake me this morning, but unfourtunately for me, she said she didnt dream nahtin!!! Even with the song? Na wa o. So i decided to change course to make my p penetraste, so i sent this...she dey online, but four hour now no response. I fall hands?

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Inverter Electrician And Drivers Urgently Needed by macklef(m): 9:02pm On Dec 20, 2013
isaacon2003: A power and energy company in Lagos is in urgent need of inverter installer, drivers and generator electrician,interested applicants should forward their CV to isaacon2003@yahoo.co.uk or call 08032884634, 08029413404.
Am intrested in the inverter instalation job, i major in building inverters and other automations.. Is this a contract employment or a permanent employment. And do an Application letter have to go with the CV? Thanks
Computer MarketRe: Sharp Laptop For Sale SOLD SOLD SOLD. . .25k by macklef(m): 11:58am On Dec 20, 2013
zignor: you can pay 23k if you want to buy grin grin grin grin grin grin
my office is at 23/24 marina street, lagos island,by CMS B/Stop, ask of BANK of Industry building after NPA. cheesy cheesy wink wink
you can call me now while it last . . .08036058715 cool cool cool
Hope it has charger and no damn fault whatsoever
FashionRe: Light Skinned, Run From Shea Butter Oooo by macklef(op): 11:14pm On Dec 19, 2013
tr3y: Maintaining light complexion in nigeria is not easy at all, the sun done gimme uneven complexion maybe I should try this shea butter of a thing just to turn chocolate.
Hehehe, burnt chocolate u mean?
Computer MarketRe: Sharp Laptop For Sale SOLD SOLD SOLD. . .25k by macklef(m): 5:29pm On Dec 19, 2013
Its neat mehn, it worth it. Is dat ur whatsapp number?
RomanceRe: hello ladies by macklef(m): 4:57pm On Dec 19, 2013
190-the-clown:
Zero angry

You look like someone that survives only on roasted plantain and 20naira guguru angry
Hehehe, the wor wor guy begged you na, no insult am.
CelebritiesRe: The Most Intriguing Question On The Lip/heart Of Every Nairalander by macklef(op): 4:44pm On Dec 19, 2013
Lol, even if he dosnt reply us with exact figures, he should just give us a hint na. Lol, lets share in your succes story oga at the top. We are curious.
CelebritiesThe Most Intriguing Question On The Lip/heart Of Every Nairalander by macklef(op): 4:12pm On Dec 19, 2013
Take a few seconds to ponder over this before you read down to the revelation of this question, smiley
On the frontpage of this great site, there was an amazing revelation of how a very popular Nigerian blogger makes over 6million naira every month from blogging. Wow linda ikeji is a bigtime rich lady you would say. Most people say she dosnt make her money only from blogging,they make us understand that the popularity of her blog serve as a hotspot for big companies to advertise their goods and services. That they say earns her 85% of her monthly income.
Now, the question weve been waiting for, " drum roling" gbum gbum gbum.....
how much does mr seun osewa of nairaland make from this sitehuh loo, did you guess right?
We rwilly want to know, mr seun no doubt is a public figure among nigerian youths, his nairaland site has been a hob of a whole lot of transactions and discussions. How much does this ogun state born fine boy make from nairaland.com?
This site has been on has far back as 2005, older than linda ikejis blog.
What do you guys think, can you guess how much he makes? Or will mr seun himself be nice enough to just drop an estimate for us? Well lets see has this thread unfolds.
WATCH OUT!!!!!!

PhonesRe: Tecno P9 Phantom PAD Mini Discussion Thread by macklef(m): 1:11pm On Dec 19, 2013
I can deliver to you in lagos too for 31k.. Payment on delivery
PhonesRe: Tecno P9 Phantom PAD Mini Discussion Thread by macklef(m): 1:09pm On Dec 19, 2013
lyeisha: who has gotten this in uyo yet ?
I can sell for you 30k, but TP to uyo or you get it at ikotekpene whichever will cost 1,500naira.
So all in all 31500naira.
WebmastersRe: Is Blogging This Profitable? How Much Have You Made On It? Liars Pls Swerve by macklef(op): 11:04am On Dec 19, 2013
compyla: well, I wont say grammar matters, but it all depends on your target audience. You can't tell an american or a canadian, gbadun. But if you are just focusing on 9ja 4 lif you can slang all you want.
Bro, hehehe. I sleep for 0 page just to wake up for page 4 for front page sef.. That is how i will just make my 1st 4million naira over 1 yr.lol. See INSPIRATION!!!!!!!!
ComputersRe: 3gb For Android Phone For Free.. by macklef(m): 11:21pm On Dec 18, 2013
cheat4real: Get 3Gb for your android phone for free but it must be with airtel line. Get me on my 2go account. Cheatlord44
Whatsapp nko? 2go is kinda dead.
FashionRe: Light Skinned, Run From Shea Butter Oooo by macklef(op): 11:01pm On Dec 18, 2013
To me i think u should forget, self cosmetology. See a cosmetologist or dematologist. Its their job to advice you. I saw one sure one on tv. I can add it up for u
BusinessRe: What Stops You From Owning A Website? Share Your Reasons With Experts by macklef(m): 2:10pm On Dec 18, 2013
Bro with your link have been able to open my blog. Thankx much

WebmastersRe: Is Blogging This Profitable? How Much Have You Made On It? Liars Pls Swerve by macklef(op): 1:54pm On Dec 18, 2013
My blog created. Hehehe.. Thanks bros..lets see how it goes.

Nairaland GeneralAs We Look Forward To A New Year On Nairaland. Peeps Make Your Suggesstions Here by macklef(op): 11:19am On Dec 18, 2013
Yes yes yes, admins are watching closely, even if they dont do this, i believe it is necessary to review the outgoing year, and get valuable sugestions on how this wonderful, entertaining sites can make things better in the coming year. I dont know about yall, but am among the many who has enjoyed my 1st year on nairaland. The business section, crazy and funny post from nairalanders, news get here 1st, thanks to our honourable copy n paste blogers...Good job nairaland.com for habouring all sorts of people, both mentally unstable,lunatics and even gentle men like me all in one site and there has not been a online war. Lol. Bigups

My personal suggestions however are..
The upload limit should be increased from 200kb o, gone are the days where guys post with nokia 6330,5210,c2 and the rest.. Na tab owners full here o. A pix takes upto 600kb, so if admin can work on a 1mb upload max, would be cool.
Errmmmm, i cant seem to remenber others for now, feel free to drop urs however.
Business To BusinessRe: Do You Need A Non-interest Business Loan by macklef(m): 10:40am On Dec 18, 2013
Dr Victor: The name of the company was indicated earlier, 4 Sides Ventures limited. We broker non-interest financial loans of not less 5 million naira for individuals and companies (a non-interest system is what is practiced in Islamic banking, which is our system).
Not less than 5M? Well i dont think am your guy.
AutosSubaru Bus For Sale by macklef(op): 9:38am On Dec 18, 2013
6 sitter subaru bus for sale.
Bought new by a company who is the only distributor of pampers,vicks blue... In 2010, but was later abandoned in 2011. Has it was a company policy not to use delivery cars above 1yr.
It has however been kept in their domain till this present period of its realization.
If intrested. Quote me, or email me at mackr0138@gmail. C o m
Add me up on bbm 7BBE5E9B or 08143673304 on whatsapp for pictures.. Image bigger than 200kb
PhonesRe: Tecno P9 Phantom PAD Mini Discussion Thread by macklef(m): 1:22am On Dec 18, 2013
i still prefare the 8inch jare, isit not only touchlight? At least i have a nokia torchlite fone i use wit my pad before.
WebmastersRe: Is Blogging This Profitable? How Much Have You Made On It? Liars Pls Swerve by macklef(op): 1:15am On Dec 18, 2013
cool...am creating my blog atm. Linda ikeji, here i come
Business To BusinessRe: Do You Need A Non-interest Business Loan by macklef(m): 9:40pm On Dec 17, 2013
Dr Victor: Thank you for your opinion, but this is not a scam. Call to make enquiries. We are located at Block 4 Suite 8, Bar Beach towers, Victoria Island, Lagos.
What about an official name of ur company or a website dat can give us a detailed info on the nature of ur companys business, as/a business man u have to be convincing to get clients
WebmastersRe: Is Blogging This Profitable? How Much Have You Made On It? Liars Pls Swerve by macklef(op): 9:22pm On Dec 17, 2013
hmmmm, thank u all. For urr sugestions. Am pleased no 1 has lied dat he/she too makes millions a year. Lol. Thank u too compyla for bein nice. But one more thing, must one be a perfect writter, in terms of punctuations n gramatical structure n tenses to make it in bloging? In other words can i gbagaun sometimes?
RomanceRe: Photo:take A Keen Look At Me, Why Are Girls Disturbing My Life? by macklef(m): 5:56pm On Dec 17, 2013
sweet-tease:
You aren't oo, the pic am actually seeing is not fine oo, abi dey are after your destiny? embarassed
Hahaha, this OP gota be jokin tho, even from that pix his destiny looks ugly sef.
Business To BusinessRe: Do You Need A Non-interest Business Loan by macklef(m): 5:51pm On Dec 17, 2013
for further consultation we would ave prepared a website or an office adress. Even if ur d one lending us, it dosnt make us still not careful.
Pls be more explicit in ur information. Scams come from any angle, as at now, we dont trust u.
WebmastersIs Blogging This Profitable? How Much Have You Made On It? Liars Pls Swerve by macklef(op): 5:41pm On Dec 17, 2013
from a post i read, i heard that linda ikeji makes up to 30,000USD a month, well over 4million naira on blogging? I knw shes popular like that but is that earning fact or fiction? How much have u or do u make a month from blogging?

LIARS I WARN AGAIN...PLS SWERVE.
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Official Letter To Mr Seun Osewa by macklef(op): 7:05pm On Dec 16, 2013
shinaf: I like you so much becus ure a mad man......kip it up.....seun put him in joke section now.......
Idrismusty97: We need mad people like this in Nairalandgringrin.He got me laughing real hard.Hope their is one more space available on joke section for a mod.
Nawa o, na compliment be this or?
Well i go manage joke sectiom na. Na to ban all dos dry nigggars. cheesy cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Official Letter To Mr Seun Osewa by macklef(op): 6:57pm On Dec 16, 2013
Canme4u:
MACklef, MaCkMade,

why my name no dey for refree, ah for blow wissle give una PinkRed card.


Nothing spoilt tho.


Abeg who go give me advice on thishuhWhen a conductor gets a promotion, he becomes DRIVER,
when a teacher gets a
promotion, he become
HEADTEACHER,

When Macklef dey search in own promotion After class captain, nah Admin/Mode role ihn dey look for,

So, now
when a house girl
gets a promotion, she becomes---------??
I am asking because i want to promote my house girl.. I don't no
the position to give her.. Help me
please
Smh, alakoba oshi

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