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Nairaland GeneralRe: An Official Letter To Mr Seun Osewa by macklef(op): 11:26pm On Dec 14, 2013
barack_o_handso: Sharperly abeg my guy
That na if oga at the top say make i increase am o, if im say make i ban u, dat wan na sharpingly, lol
BusinessRe: Profitable Small Business Ideas For Nigerians by macklef(m): 11:10pm On Dec 14, 2013
Tolite22: Brilliant question! I should have said something about this when I started this thread.

Technically, small businesses are defined by their size (number of employees). Typically, any business that has between 1 (self-employed) and 50 employees qualifies to be called a small business.

However, you and I know that there are one-man 'briefcase' businesses in Nigeria that control billions of naira. As a result, personally, I think the term is very subjective. A business with N500k in startup capital may seem like a big business to you but to a bank manager or oil worker, it's just small.

I thought I should answer the question from both technical and 'real life' perspectives so you get the full picture.

I hope this explanation helps?? smiley
BusinessRe: Profitable Small Business Ideas For Nigerians by macklef(m): 11:01pm On Dec 14, 2013
Tolite22: Brilliant question! I should have said something about this when I started this thread.

Technically, small businesses are defined by their size (number of employees). Typically, any business that has between 1 (self-employed) and 50 employees qualifies to be called a small business.

However, you and I know that there are one-man 'briefcase' businesses in Nigeria that control billions of naira. As a result, personally, I think the term is very subjective. A business with N500k in startup capital may seem like a big business to you but to a bank manager or oil worker, it's just small.

I thought I should answer the question from both technical and 'real life' perspectives so you get the full picture.

I hope this explanation helps?? smiley
to me technically or otherwise the term small business have been abused, esp with ur 1st two ideas, we talking about making people survive not make the rich richer, any biz way way below 500k is a small bizness can a orphan,dropout/undergraduate find this feasible? urs are well over 500k what about land? Ur more into medium business. Well lets wait till ur thru, but whichever way i give u kudos,
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Official Letter To Mr Seun Osewa by macklef(op): 9:39pm On Dec 14, 2013
barack_o_handso: Seun answer am sha.

Me sef need oh oga seun. wink
Lol. Ogbeni i go increase ur star progress
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Official Letter To Mr Seun Osewa by macklef(op): 9:37pm On Dec 14, 2013
Seun: Noted. Thanks for your interest!
..thanks boss, ur boy is loyal
PhonesRe: Tecno P9 Phantom PAD Mini Discussion Thread by macklef(m): 9:20pm On Dec 14, 2013
as much as i love this fone as scary i am about it. Tecno is name n profit driven. They just wanna make an impact in the market as well as enof profit for themselves. They are least conceened bout d individual user. we welcomed d phantom N9 pad too and today most of its users are complaining..no nattrey or charger replacement yet at carlcare for them,yet dey have a new model out. Any problem, thers no 1 to solve it. To me,this pads are weaklings, not rugged at all, well what can i say, they are budget phones, as u pocket have carried. Enjoy while it lasts,
PhonesRe: Tecno P9 Phantom PAD Mini Discussion Thread by macklef(m): 7:10pm On Dec 14, 2013
hmmmm... Woooww, but why is it then caled mini? And who knws d current market price?
PhonesRe: Tecno P9 Phantom PAD Mini Discussion Thread by macklef(m): 5:31pm On Dec 14, 2013
this has to be a rumour,too cheap to be true. how come its mini pad & still 7inchs with beta specs. ok where is pix?
AdvertsRe: Order Your Cloth Bale From Cotonou Cheaper And Less Stressful. by macklef(m): 5:21pm On Dec 14, 2013
how much or an estimated amount for a bale of grade A male tshirts/shirts?
FashionRe: Light Skinned, Run From Shea Butter Oooo by macklef(op): 4:00pm On Dec 14, 2013
Ezeed: @poster, get Nivea Fair Body Lotion! I tell you, it's the best. It will give you back you your natural colour. Just try it, within a week, you'l start seeing changes, and a month after, you're back where you belong. Iv lost my natural complexion(sort of fair with an orange undertone) twice, and used it twice as well to get it back. And it worked!
Hmmm.. Thanks very much. But didnt u do any kind of exfoliation before use? And which shop in lagos did u get it? Cos original hard to find.
BusinessRe: Please How Long Does It Take A Frozen FCMB Account To Be Open? by macklef(m): 4:20pm On Dec 13, 2013
be patient bro, it seems nepa mistakenly gave them light excessively. Dont worry, dey would soon take light, in less dan 2hrs ur account will be unfrozen.
BusinessRe: What Stops You From Owning A Website? Share Your Reasons With Experts by macklef(m): 3:49pm On Dec 13, 2013
inforesource: I understand you perfectly. I don't want you to be confused with this "Responsive" terms. I used it earlier because most people view sites via mobile, and it is important. That's by the way.

Note: you can always backup your database. No need to fear that.

But first thing is get your site up using free wordpress. Just visit http:// and start from there. If you need further help contact me here.
Thanx much bro, i appreciate
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Official Letter To Mr Seun Osewa by macklef(op): 3:34pm On Dec 13, 2013
but seriously i need job oo
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Official Letter To Mr Seun Osewa by macklef(op): 3:31pm On Dec 13, 2013
Drogba11: Your techno pad is cute sha, mentallo grin
Thank u o jare... How u take no? Una tecnocrats ehh
Nairaland GeneralRe: An Official Letter To Mr Seun Osewa by macklef(op): 3:28pm On Dec 13, 2013
Gboliwe: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I just sent you recharge card for making me laugh so hard! tongue
Lol.. Ogbeni u stingy o. I no see anythin.
Nairaland GeneralAn Official Letter To Mr Seun Osewa by macklef(op): 2:25pm On Dec 13, 2013
To
Owner,
Nairaland.com

Dear sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF A MOD
i wish to formally apply sir, for the post of a Mod in any of your relevant section.
I dont care what others will call me, jobless, stupid, foolish, it dosnt matter, saka of mtn displays high level of stuupidity on Tv but is richer than some of your wise fathers. I dont mean to b insultive, its against the rules, i was just driving at a point also showing my stern determination to be your MOD in any section you so choose. Am a fashion,music,business freak. I promise to fufill my role as a Mod if this application is favourably accepted. I am very very serious of my intentions sir, herein is a jpeg of my CV.
Yours sincerely
Macklef

TV/MoviesRe: Top Ten Best Movies Of The Year. by macklef(m): 1:02pm On Dec 13, 2013
Following this thread. But i thought they said hunger games is a best too
BusinessRe: What Stops You From Owning A Website? Share Your Reasons With Experts by macklef(m): 10:25am On Dec 13, 2013
inforesource: You want your clients to upload pictures of what they want you to deliver for them? Is your bizness Like a courier service?

Also at this point that you do not have much cash to throw around, you must not wait until your site is dynamic. All you need is a "Responsive site", that is, a site that can be viewed perfectly via mobile. Wordpress has such themes as free themes. So all you need is go ahead and register your domain name n purchase an economic hosting plan. Thereafter, you are good to go. If you need help let me know.

Do Not procrastinate!
Yes bro, its like a courier, but not uploading my supplies. I just give them d added incencitive to upload their own products that they sell. I just buy and deliver to them, but they can use my site to advertise their products, hope u understand. Can a responsive site do that? And if theres money later on, can i restructure a responsive site to a dynamic site without changing domain and loosing database on it.
BusinessRe: What Stops You From Owning A Website? Share Your Reasons With Experts by macklef(m): 8:32am On Dec 13, 2013
inforesource: @macklef, what do you want to promote on your site? This will give me the idea of how to help you achieve your goal with your budget.
I want a dynamic site i want to create for my delivery business. I just started d business but ROI never enter. I just want my clients to upload pictures of their products on my site as a kind of customer service am providing for them, u no to help me ward of competition
AutosRe: Who Has A Mini Bus For Sale... by macklef(op): 6:35am On Dec 13, 2013
olanshi: I have 99 Toyot Previa and 99 Volkswagen Sharan both Tokunbo available for sale, email me for pictures/details. Greatolanshi@gmail.com
Kkkkk
AutosRe: Who Has A Mini Bus For Sale... by macklef(op): 6:31am On Dec 13, 2013
eddiebruk: Currently have 2 ten sitter buses available in Warri, drop your email address if interested.
mackr0138@gmail.com or whatsapp me on 08143673304..
BusinessRe: What Stops You From Owning A Website? Share Your Reasons With Experts by macklef(m): 10:36pm On Dec 12, 2013
God bless you Op for this. My own problem is that i cant find someone to open it for me for like 5k. Can u help?
AutosWho Has A Mini Bus For Sale... by macklef(op): 10:32pm On Dec 12, 2013
Pls am in need of a mini bus for business.. All this subaru kind of bus,about 8-10 sitter bus. Am very intrested, but pls it has to be engine sound o, i dont want pangolo' o
AutosWho Has A Mini Bus For Sale... by macklef(op): 10:02pm On Dec 12, 2013
Pls am in need of a mini bus for business.. All this subaru kind of bus,about 8-10 sitter bus. Am very intrested, but pls it has to be engine sound o, i dont want pangolo' o
Jokes EtcRe: First Lady's Speech To Nelson Mandela by macklef(m): 12:31am On Dec 12, 2013
PezzoNovante: Not funny a bit..
Dont kill his dreams pls, he can still make it to AYs open mic nite(foolish peoples edition)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Love Bird Moderators Ogugua88 And Sexkillz Has Been Kicked Out by macklef(m): 12:28am On Dec 12, 2013
But pls o, how is the pay like? And where can i apply for the vacancy? Vote for me pls.. I promise to ban seun and all those first to coment and end time things nairalanders
Nairaland GeneralRe: Love Bird Moderators Ogugua88 And Sexkillz Has Been Kicked Out by macklef(m): 12:27am On Dec 12, 2013
But pls o, how is the pay like? And where can i apply for the vacancy?
FashionRe: Light Skinned, Run From Shea Butter Oooo by macklef(op): 12:09am On Dec 12, 2013
9jagirl4re: Shea butter will not diminish pimples in fact it may worsen the condition because i is for dry skin. Most is done from the inside first lessen oily food that is fried drinks lots of water and eat raw fruits and veggies like Carrots and Cucumbers or Banana and Mango's.

Crush up some aspirin and use it as a paste. Crush up a pill or two of aspirin and mix it with just enough water to form a paste. With a Q-Tip or your hands, apply the paste onto individual pimples, leaving to dry.
Why does aspirin work? Aspirin has salicylic acid in it, which is what most topical acne treatments use to bust up acne-causing bacteria. Salicylic acid dries out pimples and fights the bacteria simultaneously.

Skin lightening lotion is not really good to use because after you stop using it you will get darker always. Using it for a long time will damage your skin for sure. It is suppose to be used to correct hyper pigmentation, and to even the skin tone, but if you wear it in the sun it can damage your skin.

Cut a lemon in half and gently rub the open-side of the lemon onto the acne. The stinging feeling means it's working. Lemons contain citric acid, which attacks the bacteria that cause acne.
Citric acid can bleach the skin as well but puts it at significantly higher likelihood of sun damage/darkening if you wear it in the sun. Use this method at night.
Hmmmm, nairaland amazes me attimes. People take stress to be explicit enough when you ask for their help despite how much typing sucks. Thanks much, i apprec8, but my acne aint my p now o, wen i had pimples den alot of my female friends do help out in picking dem, i enjoyed their soft hands but apart from my female friends oda girls do not send me o. Lol. See that yeye pimples boy is coming.
Now that my skin is looking all dull n brown its even worse sef. I dont even feel myself physically, its so anoying. What can i doto get back to my old self n overturn this shea butter poo. I think it overclogged my skin cos nothing works. Whats ur advice
AdvertsRe: Loans For Corps Members, Employees & Small Business Owners by macklef(m): 9:58pm On Dec 11, 2013
No lagos branchhuh

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