₦airaland Forum

Primebuilders:
For me the problem of the Naira is NNPCL. That organization is so deep in secrecy that no one knows what is happening there.
How is it that a private limited company (as NNPCL is now called) is the one receiving the drilling, exporting, and collecting of oil revenues in dollars on behalf of Nigeria without accountability to anyone. No audit nothing. Buhari refuse to appoint a petroleum minister and Tinubu have refuse to do same. What is going on in NNPCL. Where is the dollar they are exchanging for our oil money going.

That's why Alison madueke can never be poor

From a current Japarer. Japa is not a short term answer to anyone's economic situation.
1. If u plan on gearing married in the next 2-3yrs, don't Japa
2. The first year or two of ur japa may be worse than all your years before then put together in 9ja
3. You can't Jappa with nothing less than 10M currently
4. Till u get ILR or PR, jappa is still a risk.
Till u find a sure option of Jappa, the problem all of u have in 9ja is forming class, get a cheaper car, move to a cheaper n decent accommodation, date a reasonable gf n u can cope in 9ja till u have an escape route.
I will advice u to marry too now as long as ur wife to be is not the cross leg n slay type

zimdante:
Bro it is witchraft by someone living in your neighborhood.

1: They sensed your vulnerability, you have low spiritual energy.

2: They project into an animal, mostly night birds on top of trees so as to look into various houses to pick their victim.

3: When they find their victim, they will project from the bird into another animal living in your house mostly rat or wall gacko.

4: The witch will cast a spell that will make you fall into deep sleep.

5: The possessed wall gecko, rat or lizard will climb your body and begin to feed on your blood.( If you still have a little spiritual energy, you will wake up before they climb you, that's when you experience sleep paralysis).

So after sucking u, what do they achieve?

Cutehector:
no mind am. As if a car is an entertainment human being that makes someone laugh.

How can you be a guy and not know when a car is boring.

saysoo:
If they cannot sell that car for the amount.
Guy invest that money in a year, you can gross #5,000,000.00.
What nonsense.

What will he invest 2M in sir
Pls advice

Linkkkk ooooooo

Someone should pls give me a working link

smile11s:
For the next goal that mbappe scores, I will send 5000 naira to any random person that quotes this

Thanks

Pls quote me a streaming link pls

If you have your diploma and you live around Oshodi environs. There is a clerical accounting opening for a female you can PM me if interested

Demmtek:
Nexus as be repping in my home since 2011 we haven't even refill the gas for once our neighbor bought thermocool he as refill it twice in a period of 2 yrs Nexus is okay �

U mean for 9years u guys have not refilled its gas?? Really?

tophumble:
Good.
I just pray that this new measure will not lead to an increase in COVID19 cases in Nigeria

Mtchewww. Lazy human being, i dont know d cases u are increasing

Montlab25:
Nigeria is arguably the only country where some clowns see Covid-19 as a scam. This shows how poorly enlightened Nigerians are. They just don't get it. This has further reinforced the school of thought that says the society is the problem NOT the leadership. Some do not even understand how the government is losing millions by implementing partial lockdown; All they think of is the billions that are supposedly looted. Why will any government be deliberately losing money because they want to loot lesser amounts?
No wonder Fashola conducted sanity tests on some Nigerians when he was governor.

So whats ur position actually, dat we should lockdown again so corona will be defeated?
See, corona exists but lets just agree it is less virulent here n stop deceiving ourselves.

Montlab25:
Thank you for showing everyone your ignorance. At least, we now know those who know nothing about asymptomatic patients and those who can't understand that cases can be mild or severe. You have also shown us that you don't understand the concept that makes ventilators necessary for some patients.. Congratulations for showing the world how enlightened you are. Cheers!

So, Mr know it all, let us conclude dat we have mild corona not severe in Nigeria.
If the countey before corona cannot boast of 500 ventilators, it means we are not overwhelmed yet as all the casrs seem not to need the ventilators.
So lets see corona as normal malaria now, since we dont need ventilators for malaria or thyphoid patients.

365naira:
I wish i have this COVID 19 virus, I have tried every means so I can have it, so I can die legally. I really need to have this virus to kill me, abi what is my usefulness on this earth. I am writing this so to connect with the network distribution of death to locate me. Or best anyone can give a suggestion of a way to die legally.

Calm down bro, life can be meaningless sometimes but u just gotta keep moving.
Fortune can still smile on u, dnt give up

jpmoriarti:
Allow me to give you a scenario.
A car had accident. While some occupants died, some others survived. Among the survived, some broke their legs. Some chattered the spinal chords, while yet some others emerged unhurt.
Would you say everyone that survived lived happily ever after? Your guess is as good as mine.

I am a coward? People still work from the comfort of their homes and still earn their pay.

To reedem how meaningless ur so called analogy sounds, can u identify which category of those who recovered/survived from corona virus have their legs/spinal chord shattered figuratively cos i really wanna understand ur point of view.

jpmoriarti:
Recovery rate is about 80%. Date rate from covid-19 is not entirely high. But we are dealing with a virus that does not have a cure yet. So it is much safer to not contact it all. The consequences that recovered patients are still to face, having suffered from the disease, is still largely unknown. So your argument is from a point of ignorance.

And ur position is from a point of stupidity.
Ur talking of risks after recovery amidst every other thing thats wat u want to base ur argument on, so since dec that the virus began and some people have recovered from it in china, when are u expecting their relapse n their possible mutation into zombies since dats what ur waiting for. Better go out n hustle n stop using an excuse to be a coward.

cheango:
KOGI WITH A JOKE
IMAGINE THE STATE SAID THE TWO POSITIVE CASES BY NCDC WAS PEOPLE ATTACKED BY BEE
AND THEY ARE REFERRED TO ABUJA FROM FMC LOKOJA
AT THE END NCDC COMFIRMED IT WAS COVID I9 AT ABUJA, INDICATION THAT MANY PEOPLE HAS IT IN KOGI, BUT STATE GOVT DONT ALLOW TESTING

I WONDER HOW PEOPLE ATTACKED BY BEE WILL BE TAKEN BY AMBULANCE TO ABUJA FOR EMERGENCY,
THE MOST USELESS STATE GOVERNMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN IS KOGI, BUT CAN WE EXPECT LESS FROM A GOVERNOR WHO RIGGED TO POWER?

THEY ARE THE ONE THAT CREATED ANDROID APP FOR TESTING ,WHAT DEVELOP COUNTRIES DONT DO.
THEY ARE THE ONE THAT SENT ONLY ONE SAMPLE TO NCDC EVEN WHEN DOCTORS SAW MANY PEOPLE WITH SYMPTOMS
THEY ARE THE ONE BUYING TESTING KIT THEMSELVES

WE SHOULDNT DECEIVE OURSELVES IRRESPONSIBILITY OF ANY STATE CAN AFFECT ANYBODY IN THIS COUNTRY, BECAUSE WHEN THE VIRUS IS SUCCESSFULLY CONTAINED, KOGI CAN STILL SPREAD IT BACK. DONT LET US FORGET, COVID I9 STATED FROM A PERSON, IN A TOWN, THEN TO THE STATE, THEN TO A REGION, THEN TO COUNTRY, THEN ALL OVER THE WORLD. ITS A WAR WE MUST COLLECTIVELY FIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL.

AND FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS SAY DO WE SEE PEOPLE DYING IN KOGI, PLEASE LAGOS THAT HAS OVER 4000 CASES DO YOU SEE PEOPLE DYING ON THE STREET?
LET US BE RESPONSIBLE, MAY GOD HELP AND PROTECT US

its u dat is deceiving urself. let the families of those who have been dieing from corona virus or hospitals who are experiencing unusual death cry out on social media. Or if people have d virus in kogi and are not dieing from it, then what else do u want them to do?

Gundel001:
Hi good day my fellow Nairalander please I will really need your experience about this issue. Please help me read to the end as it is a little bit long.

My junior brother is 14 years old and to be sincere I haven’t seen anybody as dull as him. I don’t know if it is natural but I just can’t understand why someone at that age could still be struggling with very simple arithmetic. My brother can’t write 1 – 150 correctly at 14.

He seems too dull; note he attends one of the best private school around our area, though I know you might say maybe education is not his way but even if you want to drop out from school you should know some basic things like money, time, multiplication and so on but my brother doesn’t know anything I must say, even to write his name correctly is a problem. It is making everyone unhappy lot of money is being spent on lesson teachers and other things for him still no improvement.

I am a student of one of the top federal University in Nigeria same as my other siblings even at both secondary and undergraduate level we were always above average so I can’t say his problem is genetic. I really wants to know what is the problem with him nairalanders. After I finished secondary school I once taught some pupils in primary school though there were dull ones too there but with time I could see improvement unlike my brother i always try to teach him from time to time but it kind of frustrating as he doesn’t even seems like he will ever grab anything and he doesn’t behave like he wants to learn anything.

He makes it seems as if he is not interested book or arithmetic at all …we all tried talking to him endless time to always read any time he his less busy but he never does except he is being forced.

He rarely talks, he loves to keep to himself always, he doesn’t have interest in anything unlike we the others that are die hard football fans, most times my mom will tell him to even go out to play and mingle he will not still want to go, he prefer to stay at home seating all day without reading or doing anything, even if it is to draw or play football he wont.

This matter is not making everyone happy at home we don’t even know the solution to his problem again, as in imagine having a child that is 14 years old that doesn’t know the difference between 17 and 71 it is just so bad…..

We don’t know if his case is mental or spiritual. please nairalanders I know there are child experts in the house or anybody who have experienced something like this before what do you think is the problem and possible solutions to the problem your contributions are welcome.

Please help me push this pleaseeeeee

You guys are killing whats left of his self esteem. He now thinks hes less a human hence his lack of interest in doing anything. Afterall if he plays football, ur the same people dat will say "its only football u know, book u dont know"

Yall need to be pragmatic if u want to help him, its not his fault his that way. Since i watched the movie like stars on earth/ every child is special, i learnt to not cast anychild aside based on their incapabilities. Maybe u should try n watch d movie alongside ur family, it will change u guys mindset.

I repeat, he is not unwilling to learn out of his own volution, its not spiritual either. Its life, help him deal with it.

chival:
Boys in the hood
Bad boys
Enter the dragon
The good, the bad and the ugly
I spit on your grave
Live and let die and in fact every Roger Moore and Sean Connery 007 movie
Mannitow
Nightmare on Elm Street
Evil Dead
The Exorcist
Omen
The Ghost and the darkness
Roots(not a movie though)
Mary Poppins
Chiti Bang Bang
Home alone
Daddy Daycare
The Champ
Rocky 1 to 4
Rambo 1&2
Robocop
Predator
Terminator
Commando
The Mask
Bruce Almighty
Remember the Titans
Coach Carter
Every Meg Ryan movie
Deliberate Stranger(The Ted Bundy story)
Maid in Manhattan
Basket Case
Gremlins
Like Mike
Bend it like Beckham
Blade
The Bestman
The Brothers
Catch me if you can
Lucky Number Slevin
The Runaway Bride
Indiana Jones and the temple.of doom
Every Indiana Jones movie
Lord.of the Rings
The Siege
Man on Fire
Deja vu
Antwone Fisher
John Q
Crimson Tide
Inside Job

Did u spend ur childhood inside televesion?

drizslim:
No be say I like fraud but where d location dey. Unemployment don nearly finish me for this country

And u think God will want to give u a job with this kindof will u have?

GeneralShepherd:
Go Bleep yourself . Only in Nigeria, can an interviewer say this nonsense. The essence of an interview is for the interviewer to evaluate if you are a good fit. It is not a reality show where you have to impress the judges.

Also, most importantly it is also your opportunity to check if the company is the right fit for you.

Is the culture right for you?

What is the pay like can it sustain?

How is progression like?

Does the company have a continuous improvement plan for employees?

Any company that has interviewers ask you this sort of question, isnt worth your time.

Everything is only in nigeria. Putting someone on the spot like that may be a way of assesing the vocal n intellectual dexterity of the applicant.
What if he was to be given a PR or top marketing position were u have to convince,defend or impress on the image of the coy. I think such test can be apt.

CyberWolf:
He should’ve challenged the suspension at ward level ab initio in court then to avoid all these wahala now. I don’t know by most Nigerian politicians lacks the wisdom to handle political problems especially when it comes to legality and illegality.

Senior advocate, u are doing well!!!
I just sent ur post to oshimole, hes restrategizing

Mutemenot:
This maybe her last chance of having a baby, fibroid isn't a child's play. Please keep the baby, I know someone who's wife took in 4 months after birth. Both children 're doing well now.

Uhhhmmm bro. 4 months? Over encouragement

namiji2598:
hmmmm
Is not abt taking care of the baby, people sabi dey comments anyhow, go back and read again

Its u that should really go n read d comprehension again. U go worse for english o bro

Horbar1:
End time philosophy.





Meanwhile we sell quality day old chicks from reputable hatcheries across the country.


We deliver nationwide.

So chicks have quality n fake again. Iss chicken we are talking of o, not satchet milo

Reubenu:
How did they knew she was 160?
Any birth certificate,
Marriage certificate or any evidence to back it up?

Dont mind them. They knewing she was 160 but have no evidence. Knewers oshi

LordAzubuike:
Oga shut up and focus more on more important things in life. Person wey go die go die. Go find better thing do. The whites that made life easy for you weren't foolish.

U dont have to be abusive to make ur point.
Even the whites knows polyethene bags cause both environmental n biological damage to the society.
But there are no substitues that are cheaper n lighter for now n dey advice people to use other means if they have than plastic products.
But as u say whatever will still kill a man

uchelouis45:
So how do we package our food?

Exackly, hot bread is not good in nylon dey say, so how should it be packaged. With same leaves?
Its better to regulate d producers n give them best practices than telling us mot to eat.

ecclize:
i thought they said face mask is not necessary?

asin eh im confused. dey say u should only use it wen u have d infection so as not to spread it to others. That covid is as a spread by contacting droplets from an index person.
So why are dey all putting masks, are dey infected?

ANGELMARVE:
Lol okay look at one of my America connect that works for Donald Trump, she has offered me a job online but i needed a latest iPhone but i told her that i don't have an iPhone and she has offered to buy me the latest iPhone all the way from USA so i can start the job.

Once the ban on NIGERIA is lifted, i will be working on leaving the country for you and fountainofyouth
Pics have been removed already for you are late.
by the order of the Peaky blinders.

so u are dreaming to succed in this life off a woman, u are not man enough to even afford an iphone yet u have mind to bash women. What if that lady is in her 30s what if she doesnt get married in her 20s does that make her whatu guys have termed women to be?
Live an open life n stop being stereotyped. Life has a way of treatingour fuvkups

Idontgiveafuck2:
PLENTY TALK.GO FIND HUSBAND BEFORE YOU TURN TO PUNCH EVENING NEWSPAPER.SOMEBODY GIVE HIS OPINION YOU DEY CURSE AM,

She asked u relevant questions u cannot answer.
Getting married is not an accomplishment.
I can give u 20 successful women who are not married.
rather than being myopic bashing women, try to tell us what u have achieved so far, can we say if by 30 u dont have a house and a flashy car as a guy you are a failure!!!