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People migrate, yes they do, humans desire to always move from a place of lower concentration to that of higher concentration. Yes you can call us "Osmosis"

Well this can also be said of my social online life, i started my social escapade on facebook then, imagin the craze i had for facebook, i would check up all my old time school mates even those in nursery school i can still remember their name and surname, yes i found a whole liot of them still using their initials while some i saw especially the ladies with names like, swagzchic22, SugerplumbcoatedLips bukki, pinkedeyeballs chidima, redsexy tongue chinedu,, i sent friend request to the beautiful ones among them o, but thos OBJ offsprings, i blocked them sharpingly... It went on for months like that, viewing pix and chating with some of them, the whole craze died afterwards, to me facebook became a burial ground, seriously i had to port.

I just strolled into twitter one day and read one hell of a funny tweet, tho i had open the twitter acct for sometime but i just couldnt change the egg symbol to my real face, in will tweet and nobody will reply me.. I pitied toolzo of the beat then i stalked her till she blocked me. Poor me, i later discovered that i wasnt having enough follower, imagin just10 and my mates had well over thousand. I started asking for follow backs n following, then in d midnite i will login just to unfollow them. Iya won mehn.

Then i started feeling twitter, tweeps started RTn me. Mind you, thers this level of highness when your gettin RTs n mention on twitter. You always feel ur untop of the social world. Crap disc changed.

I was seeking for knowledge on something i cant really remember, i clicked the link, and it lead me to nairaland. Oboi i was like what is this, oboi see diffrent sections eh, i clicked on all of them and bro, they wher making sense i also read posts from crazy nairalanders that was so freaking funny. Ahaaaa, i have found a niche.

Joke e dey here, business e dey her, romance e dey, everything dey here. I bought a new mat, laid my phone on the floor and laid the mat on the fone. Na here i go sleep eh.

Its the year ending and yes I can confidently say 2014 is bright for me because of nairaland, just last week a nairalander said he got a job thru NL, he was very happy, well for me, my next year i am starting two ogbonge businesses through ideas i got on NL.

God bless seun and all NLs MOD o even sexkills abi wetin una dey call am now.

You can share how NL has affected you too, common share it, dont hide the truth

What kind of retarded customer service is this, cvm i ite o, we need a new procurement company abeg, i had to even learn chinese to get her to respond, no way.

Pls do your powerbanks come in ranges or, you only have 12000mah.
5600 mah, 10,400 and 16000mah. Pls also tell me their prices, if them dey.thanks

tr3y: I think a good chemical exfoliation and kojic acid or papaya extract will do...

Btw... You can go micheal jackson...

Hian, micheal jackson bawo.. Abeg dats outof my DNA o.

Other lovely chats

Vikta10: I gatta find me som chines gal!!

Wen moi wan graduate to USA girls sef..

obeenah40: Lmao. na d way forward na. bt when u wan go honeyMOON asper ur best man u go bring her for TESTING oh

Lol. Hope say u get upto 15inch

Hope yall are doing great in the importation world. Oga bello good evening o. God bless you all

Shedysworld: Maintaining your natural light complexion is quite easy, anytime u go out and you are exposed to sun, make sure u apply sunscreen cream. That way you can't be burnt by sun rays. It as always worked for me.

Bro, but now that its lost, how do i regain it

obeenah40: yo nigga. I don follow this thread. abeg dey post us. u wan see the end ohh . no fall boys hand now wey d tori don dey sweet

Lool.. I hear u o, no worry na our wedin picture for moon where chinese wan dey live i go soon upload

1one: @OP
Imagine if the girl is one of the "Guests" viewing this thread

Maybe na she even open the thread -How do I know this guy is not a scammer

Lol, i can swear on my life that it aint possible, apart from wechat,skype and one other app like this, in their state the govnt even bans twitter and other social apos, na vpn some niger guys dey use. Its always in our blood to use back door.

Les: So this Russian girl I met online and we got close, I asked her if I could get to know her, she said she is a hot Russian girl, I told her obviously, and she said call me..... I told her that we should get to know each other before any phone calls ( I no get airtime jor) she went offline and I never saw her again, what a loss.

Lool.. Guy use viber for ur runz, if she wants a call, tell her to download viber, its free calls with viber bro. Who get money to dey make international call.
I repeat, only for fun guys o, me am extremely bored at home sometimes. But pls no scams

Ok webmasters, its asif my villagers have been trying to get to me electronically this days. Just because i rode a car to the village last 2 months they thought i have hammer,they didnt know its my friends car i used to borrow pose.
Since then just because am always online,they want to use fine girls to wreck me finally in my email adress. Or guys how can you describe this? Girls with name i dont know from adam start famzing me online. The most tempting part is dat the girls are damn too fine.
Abeg nairalanders, i dont need a pastor, you guys can help me, what is the trick behind this kind of scam? Pls help me o.

This 9ja guys, make una no take the wrong way o. Abeg make una no spoil show for honest hearted ones like me o..
If you wan flirt no wahala but pls[b]DONT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE FRAGILE ONES BY DEFRAUDING THEM EITHER OF THEIR BELONGINGS OR THEIR EMOTIONS, IT DOSNT MAKE YOU SMART AFTERWARDS, INFACT YOUR PUNISHMENT AFTERWARDS WILL BE IN 3D[/b]

yehmy: Smh....... boss i sight u

Runaway guy, X_x

mayorall: Moku see wetn person dey do for alibaba . . You just gave me a clue on how to have good business transaction with all this chinko people.

Lmao, oga mayor, u go buy my E-toasting book eh, just 3k.

Any importation thread for nairaland just be like ikorodu road.. Traffic too plenty. Chai

tr3y: I got an idea maybe you should picmix your previous and new photos for us to see!!

Hahaha, i dont know how this other guys on NL do it, but im not comfortable uploading my pix on an online forum like this, my pastor might be watching. But if it were on a one-one thing. No wahala.

johnny2013: Please I need driving lesson to keep my auto gear working. I need to know the difference between D4 D3, 2 and 1, when to use them etc.
I also need to knw whether it is good to start my car with gear on N (neural) or P. When in traffic where do leave the gear?
I drive well but I need this lesson.

Thanks I knw u guys will not be tired to teach me.

Bro send me recharge card afterwards o, cos people pay me millions for this.
Well ur automatic transmission obviously dont follow the PRiNDiL format. Park, Reverse, Drive, and Low
Well to motion ur car u start with D,but in ur case D1.
D2,3 are to be used in more express like road depending on how smooth n fast you wanna go.
In traffic its best to leave ur car at neutral becos in the PRiNDiL format N(eutral) is closer to D(rive) rather than putting it in P(ark) and dragging it down to D when the traffic begins to move. I believe the same logic applies to your format. Park, completely halts the car, while neutral keeps it active for either a Reverse or a Drive

Its where to find 100naira to load for airtel 160mb for tomorows chat is the problem now.
Cupid will provide. Hahaha

Good nites

Sincere appologies

Well back to the matter....i was just impatient, she repllied 6hrs later.

Nuzo':
It's likely she's a Gaungzhouren (guanzhou native) if you met her on a trading site.

Guandong is their province/state of which is known to be the commercial hub of China.
A Lot of Nigerian traders and importers hardly go beyond this province for their goods as most of what is imported into Nigeria can be gotten in stock and at a very affordable price.

Years of Business transactions with these Nigerians business men has turned these Chinese locals into very smart business men/women. They behave, speak and even count money like a typical Alaba business guy. They even speak pigeon English more than most Nigerians.

Tho some of their girls have become so attracted to only Nigerians, it's likely the girl is trying to let you build trust in her for future business transactions. Most of their rich and established business men and women started this way.

That being said, other girls from other part of China are very sensitive when a foreigner throws the "Love You" attitude around. Cos when they believe you, they just believe you.

So I suggest you be friends with her first before dreaming of things that will scare her away.

They are great lovers anyway.

Bro u no lie with your postulations oh. Dont mind this fools thinking am a fool. I no the game, i need to build a niche around her so she can help me with some stuff over there. I just want to build friendship where i can be entitled to little favours. I will never take advantage of her to swindle her tho, its not in my thinking... This girl is for real o. She no dey play me.. Shes a lover, and ave come to appreciate her too

JbravoAdodger: U sure say dey never kidnap d babe for dat side? Omo na to kak up, arm urself n go save ur babe jackie chan style...

Make I buy u plane ticket sef...

Abi, na true sef o. *wears kungfu tuxedo*

mysticgal: i am facing the same problem with an iraqian guy on the social media,he just paste stickers like newspaper vendor doing a promo,i will soon block,mongolian wasting an african airtime will stop mtcheew

Hehehe, we dont do dos sticker shit over here. The worst we do is ----->

tr3y: My conclusion is if you want to use it don't go out in the sun!!! Because the sun will react with the oil and make you more darker!!

Thats my greatest mistake tho, i thought i was MR SHINE, whenever i used it religiously when going out. Now i no what the word DARKness really mean. Lol

Abu Mikey: sits beside mayorall

Ogbeni, i just went to piss, that is my sit mehn.. Oga mayor tell am o

gcfr.com:
Bros re you this dum.b in real life? Or its because she is a chinco?

Niggar, its obvious you have a problem either with reading or understanding.. I was just dancing to her tune. Bsides as smart as u foolishly think you are, what would you have dione diffrent? Ode.

weazley: C dis op, you dont knw dat chinese arr very close to igbo ppl, cos of bussiness and stuffs,
Dis babe na confirm igbo brain she get, she de find how she wan take chop u, u con de dream like joseph, you neva start, you wan go ride horse for china,smh..

Hahahaha. Abeg i prefare to ride horse for china, than buggati for 9ja

*parks bugatti beside @mayorall and tonjeola*
*whispers* If you ask me bros, its still d same old thing.
Following still.