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Olofofo, go and marry her naa. Shebi u love her?

BEHOLD THE BABE!!!

[quote author=Bishop4bella][/quote]Who told u the poster meant the ongoing AFCON match? it could be any other Nigerian match. Be wise

Arrangee all d way. Even God sef support am. Adam never loved Eve, she was arranged for him, though she later Bleep my man up

[quote author=ozodigboo]Arranged marriage lasts longer.

Arranged marriage does not always mean u were forced to marry a stranger.

It also means ur family recommended a good girl to u.

Most of us guys, if we were left to choose a wife - its her swags, her figure 8,
her fcuks, etc - these things dont last.

by the time she drops like 3 kids , all the swags & figure 8 will vanish.

U will now begin to hate her.

Arrangee is good. u may be based in Abuja & someone will recommend a nice babe in PH, Enugu, Owerri.

These are babes u will never get to see, because of ur tight schedule at work in Abuja [ for example ]

some people who are rejecting arrangee marriage on Nairaland - am sure if their parents arrange Adenuga's child for them, they will start jubilating.

Just my opinion.
[quote]Did i hear u say PH or Owerri girls? abeg no try am oo. We neva deal with all dem Ashi for here, na to go PH and Owerri go import new ones. Lol

Alusi plz wat are u telling dat babe dat sells cashewnuts? I no trust u oo. lol

I have been trying to access my account with LR for the past three days and it keeps telling me that the system is offline for maintenance. please i don't know if anybody has discovered that too. What is actually going on peeps?

WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS FOUR? SMH seriously

Who is he to fly a plane? smh

ebamma: you can enjoy facebook and twitter here in nigeria,in china you will not be able to do that

i have been meaning to ask that. why did they ban twitter in Chinco?

i think its back. i'm sending mails now

mr_man: ESUPOFO, meaning the devil has failed. i know a man that gave his child this name. People call him baba esu i.e father of the DEVIL, and call the boy ESU wen they want to bully him. i guess the name is really affecting him because he has some devilish tendencies just last week he broke clinton's leg(my dog)

I cannot stop laughing. i just remembered it now and googled it again now. ESUPOFO, lwkmd

Mynd_44: Your backside looks familiar have we ynashed before?

hahahahaha, guy whats ur problem? LWTMDC (lafwantearmydickcomot)

kaduna? gosh! i hate that place, and all the activities of BH

Even when GEJ is busy making noise on the air, a bomb blast has occurred at People's Club Hotel, Bayan Gari, Bauchi where soccer fans usually gather to watch football.

A bomb blast has occurred at People's Club Hotel, Bayan Gari, Bauchi where soccer fans usually gather to watch football.
just saw it on my twitter handle now

A Journalist to a Doctor of a Mental Hospital:
"How do you determine whether to admit a patient
or not?"
Doctor: "Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water till
the top. Then give a Teaspoon,a Glass & a Bucket
to the patient & ask him / her to empty the
Bathtub."
Journalist: "Obviously a Normal Person would use
a BUCKET because it's Bigger!"
Doctor: "No you Stupid, a Normal Person would
Pull the DRAIN PLUG!
Admit this Idiot in Ward No. 39[b][/b]

G. E. Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government ? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please, send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said,"Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.Jonathan went back home to ask
N. Sambo, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Sambo,answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure, "said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one, " He went to his advisers and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.Finally, one night, he ran into Dora Akunyili . Sambo asked, “Dora, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child
and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, it's me! Sambo smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak wit Jonathan. "Sir, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Dora Akunyili! " Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to Sambo. No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent t people around me. !You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair

freshboy88: Dats rubbish BRAND ♏Ɣ ass. If they'd turned UNILAG 2 walter carrington university, wld d stdnts have rioted?

like say GEJ get shoe d time wey im small. mchewww. lol

Toyin, the wife of former governor of Kwara State, Senator Bukola Saraki, was pictured with five mobile phones in her hands.

There are about four major GSM operators in Nigeria, which are; Glo, MTN, Airtel and Etisalat. Most Nigerians go about with China made phones which usually comes with dual and triple SIMs slot. This happens as a result of poor services provided to mobile phone users, high call tarrifs, etc.

The question now is, is call tarrif rate also the reason Toyin Saraki carries five mobile phones about?

West Brom and Nigeria international, Peter Odemwingie, has finally married his girlfriend, Sarah, today.

The wedding was moved from an initial date, because of the Champions League final last week. Odemwingie was spotted at an awards event last Friday in Victoria, but it is believed he walked down the aisle in the UK.

Villa Park will be the host for this year’s FA Community Shield clash between Chelsea and Manchester City on Sunday, August 12.

The traditional season curtain-raiser between the FA Cup and Premier League holders has been forced to move to an alternative venue this year due to the Olympic Games in London.

The Olympics football tournament final is scheduled to take place at Wembley a day before the English top-flight season opener and the FA has confirmed Aston Villa's home stadium will instead host the match.

Villa CEO Paul Faulkner said: "We are delighted to be hosting the 2012 Community Shield and we look forward to welcoming fans from Manchester City and Chelsea to Villa Park.

"All football fans will know that Villa Park is an iconic stadium with wonderful facilities and a rich heritage of staging England internationals, FA Cup semi-finals and big-occasion games.

"We're proud of our pitch - the best in the country - and we are confident that Villa Park will provide a great stage for what I'm sure will be an entertaining start to the new season, a new season that we are all excited about and looking forward to.

"It's a real honour for the club that the game will be played here as The FA Community Shield remains one of the most prestigious fixtures in the football calendar."

AK 48:
mumu,he s already playin 4 austria,he even won their best player last year.pls note.

do u have to add insult to it before u can drive ur point? i can see d way u think. its all gud sha. no be ur fault

do u know dat David Alaba of Bayern Munich is a Nigerian? Alaba was born in Vienna to a Filipino mother (a nurse) and a Nigerian father (a DJ and former rapper). i seriously think he should make d list. hehehe

i just read now that the death toll has risen to 55. egwu di!

NRI PRIEST: Lets face it; genevieve is an average actor and she doesnt have the depth nor schooling to pull such HOLLYWOOD role off! She better go and start a thorough research so she doesnt embarrass Nigeria. She will be coming up with a fine nollywood star in the person of Chiwetel Ejioffor ! Nigerian education system is in the toilets!! Graduates cant even articulate themselves, convincingly ! Its a SHAME! This country has nothing to be proud of! All their great minds were schooled abroad!

you are talking rubbish man! come to Naija and see d myriad of talents here. Gene is good and can represent Naija anywia in d world. dont be ridiculous man! if u r not proud of dis country, u can change, i dont tink we even need u here. stop being pessimistic about us. we can get there, we'll get there.