What is the worst tin to ever happen to a man? I was thinking and I came up with abt 3 variables:

1. To owe so much money, it wd take u 35 yrs to pay back, and ur 35 already, with no job, asset or inheritance.

2. To be sentenced to jail for 80yrs for a crime u didn't commit.

3. To lose all of ur family to fire, accident or boko haram.

U can add urs as many as possible, weda day are real or imagined.

I know dis mite sounds stupid, but it mite be a kind of relief to dose who think dia situation is d worst. And it can also help us to be grateful for what we hav and wia we are.

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obongproff: What is the worst tin to ever happen to a man? I was thinking and I came up with abt 3 variables:

1. To owe so much money, it wd take u 35 yrs to pay back, and ur 35 already, with no job, asset or inheritance.

2. To be sentenced to jail for 80yrs for a crime u didn't commit.

3. To lose all of ur family to fire, accident or boko haram.

U can add urs as many as possible, weda day are real or imagined.

I know dis mite sounds stupid, but it mite be a kind of relief to dose who think dia situation is d worst. And it can also help us to be grateful for what we hav and wia we are.

Waiting...

add wetin...abi werey ni eleyi ni?

to lose ur family

To be married to an evil woman

To be ruined by a desperate money gobbling mistresses in the likes of ashewo.

To discover that you ain't the biological father to your kids after many years

To have your partner use love voodoo on you

To walk into ur wife pants down with ur relative or others.

To become impotent

As a man if that thing in btw ur legs wid two testicles can't make a woman scream wid that special ring tone my dear u're not a man, it either u go for trans gender surgery or reincarnate *runs outta thread b4...*

An unfaithful wife.

Aitee1: As a man if that thing in btw ur legs wid two testicles can't make a woman scream wid that special ring tone my dear u're not a man, it either u go for trans gender surgery or reincarnate *runs outta thread b4...*

what if mine is **g enof to make u scream?

To Go From Grace To Grass.

angela98: To be married to an evil woman

To be ruined by a desperate money gobbling mistresses in the likes of ashewo.

To discover that you ain't the biological father to your kids after many years

To have your partner use love voodoo on you

To walk into ur wife pants down with ur relative or others.

nna ur list bad oh! I cant just imagine d experience of any of d above. Chai!

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obongproff:

what if mine is **g enof to make u scream?

Aitee1: Not searching

iyanmi!

To be the only child or son & you discover you're impotent!

Hw am I sure dis moniker is not 'Iniobong Proff'

obongproff:

iyanmi!

Aitee1: As a man if that thing in btw ur legs wid two testicles can't make a woman scream wid that special ring tone my dear u're not a man, it either u go for trans gender surgery or reincarnate *runs outta thread b4...*

trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am

FOR ME THE WORST THING DAT CAN HAPPEN TO A MAN IS """"WEN D SAID MAN, HAS THE WORST THINGS OF THE WORLD AROUND HIM"""......this include..
1)bad wife.
2)bad friends.
3)bad kids.
4)fuckt up parents..
5)ill health....
6).bad advicers...
7).bad market....
.bad environment....
9).bad car...
10)bad country...
11)bad religion...
12)bad gal friend.
13)bad odour..
14)wen a NIGERIAN goes to hell....(from hell 2 hell).

just name it !!!!!

Tah u dash u trouble, u doneva see trouble snr bro b4

SAMBARRY: trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am

kayciano: FOR ME THE WORST THING DAT CAN HAPPEN TO A MAN IS """"WEN D SAID MAN, HAS THE WORST THINGS OF THE WORLD AROUND HIM"""......this include..
1)bad wife.
2)bad friends.
3)bad kids.
4)fuckt up parents..
5)ill health....
6).bad advicers...
7).bad market....
.bad environment....
9).bad car...
10)bad country...
11)bad religion...
12)bad gal friend.
13)bad odour..

just name it !!!!!

Nna ur list is so on point. If one man get all dis one, life for hard oh! Kai!

Aitee1: Hw am I sure dis moniker is not 'Iniobong Proff'

iyo nma mbok ur so wrong. Kay ami ndo Obong Professor Etubom one of atai otoro, abak local govt, aka Obongproff.

1. To watch ur family(wife and kids) killed b4 ur very eyes on d same day, by the woman you were with b4 u met ur wife.

2. To forcefully live wt ds same woman; not having d power to do anything.

3. To hear about d death of ur only son(child), who graduated just last week.

I see, enjoy!

obongproff:

iyo nma mbok ur so wrong. Kay ami ndo Obong Professor Etubom one of atai otoro, abak local govt, aka Obongproff.

1.Live in Sin. 2.Die in Sin.

Brb

ebullientV: 1. To watch ur family(wife and kids) killed b4 ur very eyes on d same day, by the woman you were with b4 u met ur wife.

2. To forcefully live wt ds same woman; not having d power to do anything.

3. To hear about d death of ur only son(child), who graduated just last week.

Wow! Dis is gross. Number can be worked on sha, but 1 and 3.

DJDOLA: add wetin...abi werey ni eleyi ni?

Now this made my night
LWTMB
Buhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

obongproff:

Wow! Dis is gross. Number can be worked on sha, but 1 and 3.

Nah *shakes head*

if you know d full story, u'll realise No.2 can't be ''worked on''.

The worst?
Ejaculating as soon as you enter paradise, after boasting to the girl that you're a stud!

ebullientV: Nah *shakes head*

if you know d full story, u'll realise No.2 can't be ''worked on''.

Can u pls give me d full gist on d whole story. I wdn't mind reading an epistle. Small small we go read am finish.

fntekim: The worst?
Ejaculating as soon as you enter paradise, after boasting to the girl that you're a stud!

Lwkmd! Bros no be lie oh! U go explain tire. I had almost similar experience in 2011. Men it wasn't funny at all.

Aitee1: As a man if that thing in btw ur legs wid two testicles can't make a woman scream wid that special ring tone my dear u're not a man, it either u go for trans gender surgery or reincarnate *runs outta thread b4...*

Some don't even care !!

I think the worst thing is ''economic slavery'' !!!

I watched this movie: ''12years a slave'' ( it was a real account) and I think : That is the worst thing to happen to a man in you !!

Tallesty1: To Go From Grace To Grass.

This is what I'm talking about !!

The worst thing that can happen to a man is for him to lose hope and have no one to encourage him. There's no coming back from that