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I no even see Super Mario there abi Sonic.

YerYer:
Very very sad, I hope he has disability insurance, cuz he's gonna need it now he's out of work. Rather than sympathizing with this man, why don't we start a Nairaland Fund Raising Campaign to cover his medical treatment? Heck, even if he has to fly to India for treatment, let's use social media to make positive changes for once and not just focus on celebrities and politics.

Well thought of. But this is Nigeria where an average Man would see this comment and his kindest gesture towards it is to "like" it and keep scrolling. Watch how the number of likes would grow.

omojoshy:
The list isn't complete please...


Readers without contributing a word is number 11




I call them 'Road side viewers'


Lolz

lol... Thats No. 6. Annoying pple

Well, as far as I know, there is no such thing as a corper being killed along my school area.m I stay arnd theere and we haven't heard about this. But if its true, may her soul rest in perfect peace.

I'm still waiting OP to think about adding unilorin to that list.

lanre316:
Perhaps you need to save that money to buy infinix note pro. It has the best battery performance compared to other affordable androids. 4000mah battery!

bro how much is it please? any idea?

Nostradamus:
a man is still looking at his thumb'is correct
'd penis is thrice the length of a thumb'ain't sure

you've got a small dick bro, but you are not alone...

cokacoola:
soo becurse he toast they gal and she refused he now use her eye for retual Plasea that primcipal shall be loakup

sigh

elantraceey:
What kind of slap was that?



God have mercy .

Igbati oloyi+igbati tajutaju+ Igbaju= Blind eye and malfunctioning brain. I sha thank God the woman is not my mother. I would have been touring hospitals within and outside the country.
On a more serious note, The gov't should do something about this because the hospital, police and the court have been compromised due to stupid sentiments attached by the slapper's in-law.

almostFamous:
Naija man = all of the above! Sorry to say

Hmmm talking from experience yh? who asked u to Bleep many Naija men to come to this conclusion?
Babe I respect ya pushhy... Just playing around ni ooooooo

arsetalks:
It is obvious your head has divorced your brain. Obvious.

Did you just learn that word? I guess so.

Battle? Hope they are on yoga pants?¿

Human head! Oh my! Maybe that guy has his PVC hoping to vote come election day. Maybe his wedding is next month. Maybe he has plans to further his education, etc. And some people just cut his life short. Nigeria!

Her problem is lack of concentration. Find out whats troubling her on the inside. From what I know, if a child is facing these kinda problems, its more than an academic problem. Its also possible that she's facing/faced some emotional setbacks on the homefront or something. She needs to let go of whatever she spends most of her precious time thinking of. Interactive session among friends is still d best bet. Reading alone wouldn't help a bit. Pardon my blunders.

Call, wherever you are in Ilorin. I'm sure to respond.

Would I ever trust them? No. Never. By the way, I booked this space for.... You'll see later. First page thingz!

egobetatoday:
hello. i've taught of this before. please can we talk...please.

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Mrluv:
am intersted let me have your number pls

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Op, you've been getting good advices and I think you would wanna take to the highest votes which goes to sport betting. That is also good, but its betting, remember? IN MY OPINION, betting is just wrong. Both biblically and otherwise. Why not try something else? Eg, I'm a student of university of Ilorin, and I'm also my own boss, running a laundry and drycleaning business and making real money. The funny thing is its not even affecting my schooling at all! Its more funny if I tell you that I don't have a shop yet, and I did not start with up to 50k. Its really a lucrative business, and as much as I would like to keep it secret, I cant watch a brother being misled and offending God by opening a firm with an avenue of youths doing contrary to the instruction of the maker. (please, this is just my humble opinion, I dont have anything against betters o,) if you want more Ideas on how to start the business, please feel free to beep me up. I'll be willing to put you through. Hey, its for free, I won't ask for a dime o, just would really love to help.. You don't even have to be in the shop. Just get a boy and a girl to stay there for you, one handling the washing and the other handling the ironing and one of them accompanies you in d delivering of the clothes. You'll pay them not more than 10k for each of them. If you turn this way, I'm here to assist. But if its the other way, All the best brother.

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Its a sad news, I never knew Ishowo cld. Do such a thing. I hope he would learn from this. Though it has spoilt his records, and even cv. I wish him the best still. #Unilorin #BetterByFar

Iamsynord:
Some people are gullible
1) is it by arriving in Nigeria by day that makes him competent.
2) .When he arrived,did people not still see him and even took pictures,journalists and well wishers were present ..was this the case in Yarduas issue??

Immediately Mtn give some people 10mb they get on Twitter and starting saying Jargons.
All these won't stop Buhari and Osinbanjo from becoming the President and Vice president come May 29.

dude, you be my guy o, but you don Bleep up. How dare u talk like a kid on here? He's an aspirant for a very important post, and a code for someone like him is ultimate transparency. There are more reasons why he shouldn't have arrived at night. Many reasons, even including his security. One thing i sha know is that God will in His infinite mercies would have mercy on us and help us not to have Buhari as our president.

ALAYORMII:
If I support GMB that means I dont have sense but once I teleported or cross carpeted to GEJ then am sensible?

Everyone has freedom of association

If I don't see things the way you do doesn't mean I hate or like you

Thanks for that. Now can u kindly answer the other part of my post which is a mixture of request and question? Thanks.

I'm happy people are beginning to have sense and see reasons why Buhari isn't marketable to Nigerians. I thinkg we need to do a new e-voting on NL. Can someone pls teach me how to post on Nairaland? Thank you in advance

balash:
in all sincerity do u think its hard for nigeria to have 24hrs power supply?? whats the root of it all if not simply 'corruption' if buhari iss coming in for only that stable power supply we are fine then

I haven't seen any president that wouldn't promise good power supply, but upon attaining d post of a president, they make that the least of their Agenda. When he had the chance, he could have done it. Second chance is what we don't think we can afford. Let him go back to the north and retire from Politics honourably rather than fail the fourth time.
Among his prospective agenda is to bring back Sharia law in NIGERIA, not in d north o! Why would he say this?

southniyikaye:
becos we didn't see anytin sensible in what the brainless pdp goats have been commenting!! What buhari meant was,desperate times requires desperate measures..and we are enjoying the dividends today!! Nigeria would have been like jamaica today in terms of drug..during buhari's regime,the highest nepa can take light a day is 3hrs..we all know what going on today in gej's era..pls when u people have better things to say,let us know..we r tired of cheap propagandas,bring up a big one so we can tackle it together

It is suffice that you are clueless. Its also obvious you're only supporting Buhari only on grounds that you want Jonathan out &amp.
Are you 5 years old? Before Jonathan became president, even when Yar'adua was president, was there light for 21 hours a day?
This issue of electricityy has been Nigeria's problem even before I was born (late 80s), so don't wake up and come here with some lame excuses facing Jonathan for the probmeb that even our fathers faced while they wwere young.
Did your little sibling bedwet today? If yes, please blame it on Jonathan too.
Clueless ranters on NL.

Please, how to create threads... I've got some interesting topics that I want to share, but don't know how to go about it. Help please, anyone?[b][/b]

mrphysics:
if COVENANT UNIVERSITY came before UNN, then i tink its GEJ list therefore this list is as fake as GEJ

You see what I'm saying? If you see a car hit someone, its GEJ. Your boss scolds you in office for your mistake, its GEJ. You have headache, its still GEJ. Now see. Someone forged a list, you still blamed him. How confused can you be? This is the height. If u don't want him, vote him out! Or GEJ didn't give you PVC too?

Nice one op, but can u kindly send me a sample for customer care staff via pm, i'm a little clueless... *covers face*

Eya... Well we thank God for a life well spent, and pray that God grant him eternal rest.

Well, it is known that a new broom sweeps well, but an old broom knows every corner of the house. GOODLUCK TILL BUHARI COMES BACK TO LIFE!!!