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Valentinooo: this is funny, whose account is the atm card built on

thats what am still pondering

rationalmind: Dey speak language wey u no sabi

lol... Mk i teach u?

rationalmind: Lol, that's why I ensured Macuwon remains in Edo. He's more than enough to ensure your stay is worthwhile

hmmmm.. How sure are you that i will remain in edo... I got other plans too ooo.. I just hope it DOESNT work out.

Valentinooo: That means you'll start teaching as from next week. Is your ppa a private or govt school

a private school that looks like an abandoned government school

lymelyte: na so bro. Have they sent you your union bank acc?

no o.. they gave me only atm without account number

osemu8: I am from uromi,live in uromi,I hv not gone back to ph,I am still around

ok we will see tomorrow or Next.. am at Inegbeboh school afuda. my number ermmmm is 07055 279 486 (scammers stay clear of that number)

rationalmind: Even Macuwon has no idea where I've been. Only mikedimeji can. Met with him yesterday, he's such a cool dude.

I've been fine Bro, just lately busy. Hope you're actively serving your fatherland. Please do it as if your life depends on it. . Remember you have no other chance after this to serve your fatherland

hmmm ekushe oooo

Valentinooo: they should av sent it to u as sms na

the bank in uromi said they have not created account number for some of us but they have prepared our atm cards.. i saw my atm while i dont have an account number.. stupid bank

union bank don give me atm without account number.. imagine? and time is running out.. i no wan hear stories about my allowee o

Valentinooo: Owan east local govt of Edo state is 2nd of next month

guy so you are in afuze close to auchi.. why you no come uromi na

lymelyte: how u tk dey cope for that place now?

naa God.. am getting used to it. i was so broke initially

well school have started but i have been chilling in the staffroom.. seems there is a lotta work to do here o. they are taking lesson notes very serious.. u don't teach with textbooks... am yet to be assigned a subject. buh I know it would be English language

osemu8: are u in uromi now?if u re let see today,I will be going back to my ppa tomorrow,hala me on 08073736649

jeez bro... would have loved to see you but am just seeing this message now and i know you must have left.. sorry oo.. are u from uromi? or u were posted to edo?

lymelyte: Haba.. So your bunk dey close to chief priest.. Chief priest was a noise maker in that hall.He was in my platoon.. Do you know where he was posted to?
I don't know if you could actually remember a guy that everyone complained of coughing always every day and night in hall 2?
He was at the down bunk and was actually directly opposite me to the right
The guy wan nearly kpai me with cough

lol...i think i know d quy.. Chiefpriest was posted to benin.. Na una platoon leader.. Him work am sha

lymelyte: platoon 2.. I was in hall 2 also.. What about you?

was in hall 2 also... Platoon 6.. OBS noisemaker.. Close to d bunk of chiefpriest.. U know chiefpriest?

lymelyte: ovia south west lga. I nor redeploy o.
You?

esan northeast.. Uromi.. Which platoon u bin dey?

jamzworld16: Edo Camp, best camp ever

lol... Whr u in edo tooo? How come?

lymelyte: edo state too ..

haba?? U redeploy? Nd which lga u dey?

lymelyte: For those using union bank, have the bank given you guys an account no? Since I opened an account with them, i haven't gotten my acc no.

me tooo.. I havent gotten mine.. Union bank no play with me ooo! Which state u dey serve?

lymelyte: dis macuwon guy self, which state did u do it orientation camp exercise?

ermmm edo state..

DrPhilABd: I nor be Meeky or Samguine or Macuwon dt goes afta creamy chics... My radar once locked on one nor dey change... Hehehe (no hard feeling guys)

chaiii... One camp chick com visit me for ouz,stay one week,still follow me qo my PPA before she finally qo her own... E no easy oo,she jst lft yesterday... Dats y i hv bin offline for sometime.. No time to enter nairaland

sokarsenal: . Lol.....I'm not the tiny dude....macuwon is oh...mistake......life right now is sweet......I was initially deployed to Kano state but I redeployed to akwa ibom state......waiting to get my posting letter at the end of this week

hmmm.. So am d tiny dude abi??

Ojestas: Make i quickly do some shoutouts to some corpers here before this sleep handcuffs me . . CORPERS WEE O!!...MORALE!!! ARE YOU GOOD TO GO??. . .Chief Yokiti, the best MOD as far as NL is concerned, i hail! (hope Seun Osewa is seeing this). .may your years be long,Yoki. My friend Skateboard, how your morale o? Samguine. They call him Samson, i prefer Solomon. .he sabi toast die. .elenu didun oshi. .lol. Smeeky, how's Ondo treating you?.JoseRaji, my co Kwaranian. . Doki Meeky, My friend since 1888 lordDaywalker,,Sokarsenal,KennyKg, Adedeji65, Bentomaye(my co Kadunanian). Cleoking, he calls himself cleoqueen. .Yeye, His excellence,Gaetano,valentinooo, Those Red guys; Chykmoni and ermmm Highmey,,Rationalmind,,Macuwon(Herbert Macauley). .Awon t'emi,.as e dey hot. . HM Cutiepie, God'sfavourite1, ifyzo(how's Ekiti?) Traecey(Iseyin nko?) olaoyeKemi,shey mo gba?Ekiti nko?. Enimoney,Once had an e-crush on her but she wouldn't stop saying Le Le Le(Mo ya salo fun),,Adaekube,heemah,,prixxy,,.. . Sleep don come sha. .Ok, to all member of this house. .* I remove hairdress one by one*. . permission to replace it??. mannylex ,come and call them to SHUN. . .Samguine,attention by number, scold 1 for 2 hours. **That Happy Moment when the band played Home my home on the parade ground**. . M out!

ooops ojestas i hail back... Been a long time

cutiepie01: macuwon contested 4 miss pretty face.*wicked grin*

*lights up banger nd directs it to cutiepie* who ask you And besides you are wrong...

holuwachemi: Lol let me guess mr macho!

naaa... How can i contest for mr macho?.. Whr d macho dey?

traecey: twud b mr macho la

naaa. lol... I nicknamed myself mr macho in camp... It was so ironic.. Am d slimmest of dem all..

holuwachemi: Thanks meeky, camp was fun contested for miss nysc I did not win though.I was posted to the state capital

lol... Good u whr active... I contested for sthn too but didnt win... And pls dont ask me what i contested for... And i pray rationalmind doesnt tell u guys either

cutiepie01: Abeg,wetin i do o?

u stole my heart

DrPhilABd: u ofcourse

lol... If na so... Cutiepie01 for don fall for me na

rationalmind: Lol, yeah. I don't. A friend was asking me in camp how I enjoy my money since I don't drink. I just dey laugh.

Yea, sure. We had fun. However, he had more fun with his creamy foreign chick

amebo.... and u were busy sleeping in camp.. Lol.. Sleeping when odas are drinking n smoking ...

DrPhilABd: madame! Na u put space for Ppa inside d book?

lol... This got me laughing...

In camp i filled so much forms and books and questionnaires... Most of them been repetitions.. In OBS they always give us questionnaires to fill on behalf of the entire corps members... My answers were always negative.

Samguine: You are right. Very annoying. And some officials can repeat it for like 50 times...how was your OBS experience..the ones in Sagamu camp gave another meaning to the word "BORING"

nobody should remind me of OBS... Well,it was fun,the members were great people.. All OBS chicks were creamy.. All OBS guys were okkk.. But i was flinged to one village.... And all i hear is one dirty excuse that state cordinator scattered d initial posting;(