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DrPhilABd: I ve been posted to FCT... Who else ll be there? quote me plz...

congrats sweety

rationalmind: A guy on the Edo B14 thread said there's a corpers lodge belonging to RCCF 5 minutes walk from the camp. If you can pass the night there, that would be great.

Would have told you to join me here but I'm also staying with a friend alongside three other friends. In other words, we're five in the room .

As for my contact, you can send a p.m. I'll forward my digits to you.

ok tnx... On tuesday I'l tk a bus heading for laqos nd drop @ okada instead... Beta for me.. By 4pm,i shld b in camp

rationalmind: None for now. Maybe cos I'm in Benin. Okada is just about 30 mins drive from here.

Are you on BBM?

nt rily.... Nawa oo.. Hw do i qt ur contacts.. Dunno if i should come in on monday nd stay @ a hotel in benin... Or jst leave on tuesday buh i wil gt there late..

Samguine: MODIFIED

I dey find wife go there.

wetin do ada?

DrPhilABd: You are Welcome to Edo State... We dey wait for you!

thank u sweety... I need v.i.p treatment o

Samguine: Mheenn...Edo ladies are special. I just met one of them sef this evening..her gorgeousness is beyond description. I couldn't tell her that though cos I was shy.

Rationalmind and Macuwon should get me space in Edo camp..not to serve, but to get a wife.

u can stay under my bed... It has enough space... :p

traecey: dis z one tin I was scared of bfre getn mine....swty all z well....itl b found

sweety... It has bin found oooo.. God bless everybody that prayed nd wished me well.

Samguine: Macuwon how far with your result ish? Settled?

they hv seen it oooo... Tnx for d concern... Edo here i com

rationalmind: @macuwon, how far? Have you gotten your statement?

yeah bro ... Tnx!! Imaqine bad belle ppl... It ws later found... I quess my result was too qood 4dem.

God ooo! Am in deep shit! Currently ranting in student affairs n exam n records offices....

I came for my result and behold my file n result cannot be found anywhere?
This is nt funny.. I feel lyk killn dem... God help me

rationalmind: Lol, yess o. Where are you at the moment and when do you intend to breeze in?

am currently in d east... No plans yet.. Do u hv any?

rationalmind: Lol, I don't argue religion offline as much as I do online.

same here... So we r cool.. No mind samguine.. Bt i no dy qo church oo,hope u dnt mind...
Ehen nd hw we go c na.. As in to paint d camp white

GodsClan: Who is going to Edo here?

i Am.. Unfortunately

I was posted to edo ooo.. This one everyone is complaining...

So na only me n rationalmind dey qo edo here?... Nd no article on edo..

Footlocker: In Abia State, crime has become the order of the day with the alarming and ever-increasing crime wave. For the innocent citizen, it is like a cockroach wading through a congregation of roosters. Armed robbery, kidnapping illicit drug dealing, child trafficking and now the fastest growing crime in the state – baby factories –pose a serious threat to the existence and image of the state, as well as the safety of its citizens.

hmmm.. Na dis abia way i dey? You overblew it oooo... Its peaceful oo. The era of kidnapping n related crimes hv passed.. I move arnd freely in umuahia... Though aba is a bit rough.. Bt nt too bad

zerray: was posted to abia

welcome to my state!

Samguine: Lols..go dey argue religion with rationalmind for Edo camp

rationalmind na edo too? YIMU!! Who else?

Ajebutter was posted to





EDO STATE!

its unfair ooo..i hope my uncle is nt behind this. ;(

Ease off the tension,there is no need to worry... Ur worries wont change ur call up state.
Am nt even interested in knowing whr m posted til friday.
...........
A Journalist went
to interview a
Doctor of a
mental hospital &
the following
conversation
ensued :
Journalist : How
do you determine
whether to
admit a patient
or not ?
Doctor AKPOS :
Well, we first fill
a bathtub with
water till the top.
We then give a
teaspoon, a glass
cup and a bucket
to the patient
and ask him/her
to empty the
bathtub.
Journalist :
Obviously a
normal person
would use the
Bucket because
it’s bigger.
Doctor AKPOS :
No, you’re stupid!
A normal person
would pull the
DRAIN PLUG!
Nurse, admit this
idiot in Ward 7

jboy01: Oh boy! Na sokoto dem put me o. Wetin I go do now, because my people no go allow me move an inch

lol... U beta convince dem say u qo redeploy den escape for nyt qo ur camp...

These parents sabi threaten wella..

Mtcheeeeeew!! Dem just post me qo brazil now... Am crying.. Wanted to serve in germany;(

traecey: I no tawk o

this one way u dy fear.. Na so d fight don reach....

I thought by now... We all are grown ups

Back to ghostmode!

traecey: mehn I cnt gist o...bfre pple wey strong pass mi go beat mi

means there has bin lotta e-fights... I missed o..

traecey: macuwon*dancn sekem*

are u sure u knw d steps? Oya gist me what has happened while i was away?
And when r we finishing service?

Valentinooo: I've seen you already. Eventhough you run i go still them i saw you

pls pls... Dnt talk na...dnt want dem to c me Especially cutiepie01 nd traecey n drphilA.bd

Samguine: He should go and be breaking Olumo rock

HATER! For this very post.. I MUST COME BACK! ;> :@ :@
Did i jst comment?
Bk to breakn olumo rock

sokarsenal: . I told him you and samguine and others were missing him,.he said he has been busy, but he would come if you all would organise sometime for him if he does.....lol

and you r jst telln dem now tweenie..

*OOOoops did i jst comment?.. Lemme runaway b4 dey tink am bk*

Hissexcellencie: or maybe Herbology and Yoruba sciences

ur skul dey offer d courses abi?

Temmytea70: Macuwon,but u denied her pregnancy nah,even though she wasn't even pregnant on d long run......it shows u arnt ready to take her responsibilities nah..........na me and Tracy o...

lol... Go nd sleep ooo.... Leave us oo

cutiepie01: awww,sowwie dear

thanks cutie.... Care to keep me company?

traecey: lmao..leme ahbeg...I am wise..so noone can use dose tinz to draw mi in...I actuali take myself awt..buy my own drinks..dance nd get a cabbie baq home...I do it wen I feel like..plus I si d stuffs dah go on there

Owkay.. If u say so...