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Politics › Re: The Look On Saraki's Face At Buhari's Book Launch - Photos by macuwon(m): 12:25pm On Oct 04, 2016
Saraki be like- see dem old fools, tinubu be smiling, izzit not ur wife that they will soon rape grin
Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Robbed At Gunpoint In Paris by macuwon(m): 12:14pm On Oct 04, 2016
And they didn't even press boobs?


Dem Bleep up o
Politics › Re: NAF Helicopter Gunship Destroys Illegal Oil Refineries In Rivers State. See PICS by macuwon(m): 3:14pm On Oct 03, 2016
Chai... I just pity those innocent beautiful plants and trees they must have destroyed embarassed


And they won't plant it back.

Don't quote me lipsrsealed
Properties › Re: Houses Built Using Cargo Containers (Photos) by macuwon(m): 9:29am On Oct 02, 2016
People thinking it's cheaper should have a rethink, it's not entirely cheaper.. it has its pros and cons..

Please who knows how i can get 20ft container, I want to use it for a shop. Please only legit.
Sports › Re: Rohr Releases List Of Invited Players For 2018 World Cup Qualifiers by macuwon(m): 5:35pm On Sep 23, 2016
Iheanacho should strike, with iwobi behind him, flanked by musa n moses, the midfield and defence remains unchanged from last game, except maybe left back
Phones › Re: What The Inside Of Infinix Hot 3(x554) And Tecno Boom J7 Look Like by macuwon(m): 9:31pm On Sep 22, 2016
Wetin concern me with inside of phone?

Can it whatsapp? Yes

Open Nairaland? Yes

Open porntube? Yes

Then open Bible? Yes

Shikena!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Arsenal : UCL (1 - 1) On 13th September 2016 by macuwon(m): 2:07pm On Sep 14, 2016
Greenbullet:
Wenger is mad ,how can you pitch Sanchez against these big bullies,oya bring in giroud,remove Chamberlain ,move Sanchez to the left wing and iwobi to the right,remove coquellin sharp sharp and put xhaka ,we need his through passes and overhead pass.
Chai!.... It's either wenger is following you on Nairaland or you teleported to paris in anger and threatened him to execute this!.. well done!
Agriculture › Re: Bad Roads Affecting The Sales Of Farm Produce [pic] by macuwon(m): 12:46pm On Sep 14, 2016
Chai i remember those days, camels and donkeys do the trick, wetin concern them with bad road. You can carry your plantain from Egypt and go and sell in Damascus or syria grin

Civilization spoilt things
Agriculture › Re: Photos Of My Snail Farm In Edo State by macuwon(m): 12:40pm On Sep 14, 2016
iwillexposeu:
Nice one my brother, at list our oyel brothers and sisters, can nw start doing desame,in no distance time we will be doing our tins without dem and dea oyel,bcux dey are abt 2 start drinking dea oyel
What are you even saying? So u mean the oyel people don't rare snails or?

Properties › Re: PHOTOS: Lagos State Govt Demolishes Illegal Houses In Agege by macuwon(m): 1:01pm On Sep 03, 2016
Op this is not agege, it's iju.. The demolition is by the rail side that spans from abbatoir to fagba junction. It's an hausa settlement.
Romance › Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They're Hitting On You by macuwon(m): 10:42am On Aug 30, 2016
Am guilty of 5 and 6 angry.
Of course am different, at least my name.. grin
Properties › Re: Lagos Proposes A Regional Masterplan For Ikorodu by macuwon(m): 8:28pm On Aug 29, 2016
Where is ikorodu? Izzit in this Lagos?
Politics › Re: Rio 2016: How Dalung Embarked On Jamboree With 36 Guests - NigerianTimes by macuwon(m): 8:35am On Aug 28, 2016
Help me check if my name dey there
Politics › Re: Governor Yahaya Bello Stoned In Kogi by macuwon(m): 7:19pm On Aug 26, 2016
kenonze:
Stoned? = wrong grammar
Stoned= A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention.
E.g
"I was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

Hauled missile should be a better phrase.


N/B stoned is totally different from "stonning"... .. .. Which is a form of capital punishment by hauling stone at someone until person kick the bucket
And people are liking ur post.. just misleading the public.. stoned is also a past tense of the verb 'stone' meaning to pelt stones. Smh for u o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Interview Invite..let's Meet Here by macuwon(m): 11:34pm On Aug 16, 2016
Guys please help o, I applied for the police job, but I couldn't attend the state screening due to some logistics. Now I got a mail inviting me for the aptitude test following my success at the state screening which I never attended. What should I do o, is dis God working a miracle or a trap?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: POLICE RECRUITMENT (General Duty) Invite For Aptitude Test by macuwon(m): 11:32pm On Aug 16, 2016
Guys please help o, I applied for the police job, but I couldn't attend the state screening due to some logistics. Now I got a mail inviting me for the aptitude test following my success at the state screening which I never attended. What should I do o, is dis God working a miracle or a trap?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by macuwon(m): 11:30pm On Aug 16, 2016
Guys please help o, I applied for the police job, but I couldn't attend the state screening due to some logistics. Now I got a mail inviting me for the aptitude test following my success at the state screening which I never attended. What should I do o, is dis God working a miracle or a trap?
NYSC › Re: Corpers In Suit: Checkout This NYSC Outfit (Photo) by macuwon(m): 4:18pm On Aug 16, 2016
Really wonderful.. a perfect way to waste your time
Sports › Re: Nigeria's Dream Team: Match Schedule (Rio 2016 Olympics) by macuwon(m): 2:12pm On Aug 04, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
If they don't get there on time, FIFA will put the game in iPAD for them and all 22 players involved will download and play the game using his iPAD.

Everything is going digital, I don't know why someone must be in a venue before an event can take place in this era of e-conferences and e-teleporting.






Okk...let me go and have my lunch.
Epic.. You deserve a place in buharis cabinet.. chai grin
Sports › Re: "Sex With Messi Was Like With A Dead Body" - Xoana Gonzalez Says by macuwon(m): 5:56pm On Aug 01, 2016
How can a dead body come out to disgrace another dead body.. undecided

End time dead bodies!

I kent believe this
Politics › Re: The Bad State Of Major Roads In Akwa Ibom And Abia State by macuwon(m): 11:11am On Jul 06, 2016
My village in the first pic.. messed up road i must confess
Investment › Re: What To Do To Retrieve My Share Back After I Lost Share Certificate by macuwon(m): 2:13pm On Jul 03, 2016
I have a similar problem, my mom bought shares in my name about 8years ago, I receive monthly mails of dividend or so, but it doesn't come every month. I don't really know how to follow it up, I once went to their office, they said i should come with my mom and stuff, but she is a bit too old to be jumping around now and she can't remember all the details of the transaction
Christianity Etc › Re: Some People Are Causing Rift Between Buhari And Me – Fr. Mbaka by macuwon(m): 5:33pm On Jun 30, 2016
Spits angry
Phones › Re: List Out Your Ten(10) Most Used App And Why It's Special To You. by macuwon(m): 10:45pm On Jun 25, 2016
My apps yakpa, I got about 70 apps, how do I start?
Politics › Re: Lagos Smart City Project Model by macuwon(m): 12:08pm On Jun 24, 2016
Hope they would not touch my house, meanwhile would traffic reduce?
Politics › Re: The Three Changes Nigeria Needs, By Muhammadu Buhari by macuwon(m): 8:05am On Jun 15, 2016
Am still trying to fault the article


Let's just say I don't enough time to read thoroughly so I pretend it's good undecided







In other news, just got a new job and left during training, they want me to sign a commitment bond, if I leave before 6months, I would pay a huge sum.
Health › Re: Check Out Who Created Hiv Aids And Why He Did So by macuwon(m): 2:46pm On Jun 07, 2016
Why don't I understand?
Nairaland General › Re: Lalasticlala by macuwon(m): 2:42pm On Jun 07, 2016
Snake man
Celebrities › Re: Wow! World Footballer Neymar Rents £7,000 Beverly Hills Mansion For Vacation!! by macuwon(m): 2:39pm On Jun 07, 2016
Others are firing missiles, you are renting mansion
Phones › Re: Please Is It Possible To Have A Phone That Can Charge Another One? by macuwon(m): 2:37pm On Jun 07, 2016
Any otg supported phone, eg Gionee m3 and m5
Politics › Re: President Buhari's Cancelled Trip To Ogoni; Nigerians React by macuwon(m): 1:21am On Jun 03, 2016
redcap:
At 75, I shouldn't have any reason to be afraid to die. PMB sef.
Epic

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