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CareerRe: She Doesn’t Do Hookup – Man Shares Video Of A Woman Driving A Truck (Pix, Video) by MadBrain(m): 8:58pm On Sep 19, 2022
That's the ordeal in TSL (transport service limited.)
They singlehandedly trained women to replace men because the think men use their truck to run street.
Foreign AffairsRe: Madagascar Minister, Serge Gelle 'Swims For 12 Hours' After Helicopter Crashes by MadBrain(m): 9:47pm On Dec 21, 2021
grin

I thought na only 9ja be cruise.
How come Madagascar
12 kpali?
CelebritiesRe: Cnn, Bbc, Others Invite Young Nigerian After His Medical Illustration Went Viral by MadBrain(m): 9:51pm On Dec 09, 2021
Dude is going places now. ;o
When he started this dark skin medical illustration of a thing from my Facebook story, I was also on facebook catching cruise and procrastinating on how how I'll learn coding, up til now nothing to show for.
Data na my mate?cry
Lappy na my uncle? embarassed

If nobe opera mini free 50mb, who for see me here?

More winning Bro
EducationRe: Meet The Only Lady Repairing Mobile Phones In A Borno Town by MadBrain(m): 10:16am On Dec 06, 2021
Nothing should be gender based except donating ovary and sperm for reproduction
EducationRe: "Crying Is Allowed But Do So Quietly": Unususal Instruction On Examination Paper by MadBrain(m): 11:47pm On Apr 02, 2021
grin
After waiting for Convid 19 and get called.
What do you expect.
Me wey no event enter for walls of academy...
EducationRe: What Is That Mistake You Made And You're Regretting It Now? Kindly Share. by MadBrain(m): 11:36pm On Apr 02, 2021
Nothing like regrets

The way I believe in myself this days erh, I can walk untop the red sea.. cool
FashionRe: Manual Clipper: How Many Nairalanders Used This? (Photos) by MadBrain(m): 12:10pm On Mar 20, 2021
I saw when it was used It was for elderly people. Mine was like comb but they insert razor blade inside for kids..
BusinessRe: Dangote Sugar Refinery In Niger State Shut Down by MadBrain(m): 7:52pm On Mar 13, 2021
Job lost.
e no mata me



Letter To All Yahoo Guys
---------------------------------------
My dear yahoo guys am Dmango writing on
behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.
We're sick & tired of this things you're
doing us.
Because of you guys, we cannot dm any
girls freely again because of "I need 2k
urgently". when it is that any time they
ask you, you too will urgently send them
the 2k urgently.
To date fine girl is now a problem sef,
even ugly ones are using us to do shakara
because we cannot buy them iPhone wey
no get button for front for them. Ya
dating fine gals and still collecting the
ones we're managing, do you want us to
turn to gay? One fine girlfriend plus one
ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling
we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh
kee person.
Ordinary cover slippers that we used to
buy for #1,500 before, if you're even
lucky and go early in the morning to buy
it, you'll get it for #1,400 is now been
sold for #10,000, do you want us to be
walking barefooted. Try and learn how to
haggle on prize of goods, igbo boys are
desperate, they got that slippers for just
#200 from Aba.

I'm sure that we'll soon start using
palmfrond as clothes because of the way
you've make the prices of clothes to
skyrocket, now the only designers we can
afford are Mike, Palm Angelina, AdiBas
and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump
fence .
Not to talk of the way you're spending
money in clubs when we're at one side
managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is
it the way you're oppressing us with your
rides, itis not a must you snap with car
key in your hand na, some will even be
bathing with car keys in their hand.
#ko_neccessary_na
Pity us na, if not for anything but for the
way we all trooped out to help deliver you
guys from Sars.
We're not asking you not to dupe them,
kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh
stop intimidating us.
Stop all this oppression before we start
going to shrine to swear for you people.
We hope to hear favourably from you soon
.
Yours faithfully
Nairaland GeneralRe: Check Out The Snake Killed In My Bathroom Today by MadBrain(m): 4:34pm On Feb 28, 2021
Oh LaLa! worry Thy flesh no more, cus Thy prayers have been answered.

In other note

Letter To All Yahoo Guys
---------------------------------------
My dear yahoo guys am Dmango writing on
behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.
We're sick & tired of this things you're
doing us.
Because of you guys, we cannot dm any
girls freely again because of "I need 2k
urgently". when it is that any time they
ask you, you too will urgently send them
the 2k urgently.
To date fine girl is now a problem sef,
even ugly ones are using us to do shakara
because we cannot buy them iPhone wey
no get button for front for them. Ya
dating fine gals and still collecting the
ones we're managing, do you want us to
turn to gay? One fine girlfriend plus one
ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling
we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh
kee person.
Ordinary cover slippers that we used to
buy for #1,500 before, if you're even
lucky and go early in the morning to buy
it, you'll get it for #1,400 is now been
sold for #10,000, do you want us to be
walking barefooted. Try and learn how to
haggle on prize of goods, igbo boys are
desperate, they got that slippers for just
#200 from Aba.

I'm sure that we'll soon start using
palmfrond as clothes because of the way
you've make the prices of clothes to
skyrocket, now the only designers we can
afford are Mike, Palm Angelina, AdiBas
and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump
fence .
Not to talk of the way you're spending
money in clubs when we're at one side
managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is
it the way you're oppressing us with your
rides, itis not a must you snap with car
key in your hand na, some will even be
bathing with car keys in their hand.
#ko_neccessary_na
Pity us na, if not for anything but for the
way we all trooped out to help deliver you
guys from Sars.
We're not asking you not to dupe them,
kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh
stop intimidating us.
Stop all this oppression before we start
going to shrine to swear for you people.
We hope to hear favourably from you soon
.
Yours faithfully
Copied
The bold got me.
BusinessRe: Ibom Tropicana Mall Is The Most Beautiful Mall In Nigeria Now.. Photos N Video by MadBrain(m): 12:27pm On Feb 27, 2021
NkanAkpanika:
unam
atebe inua
BusinessRe: Ibom Tropicana Mall Is The Most Beautiful Mall In Nigeria Now.. Photos N Video by MadBrain(m): 12:58pm On Feb 26, 2021
NkanAkpanika:
Try n buy brains ok
One-day I'll see the shameless thing that behind this handle.. Watch out!
HealthRe: This Self-cleaning Underwear Can Be Worn For Weeks Without Becoming Smelly (Pix) by MadBrain(m):
cheesy
Kribitis-19 loading
BusinessRe: Ibom Tropicana Mall Is The Most Beautiful Mall In Nigeria Now.. Photos N Video by MadBrain(m): 12:34pm On Feb 26, 2021
NkanAkpanika:
You are so dumb and old fashion.. inshort you are a dullard.
Fine, it okay.
As long as you insulting me will put a food in your table, who am I to stop your hustle.
But be truthful in your dealings..
BusinessRe: Ibom Tropicana Mall Is The Most Beautiful Mall In Nigeria Now.. Photos N Video by MadBrain(m): 6:24pm On Feb 25, 2021
GayPontiff:
paid agent. It's too early for this rubbish na. First picture isn't anywhere in uyo. Una don start this rubbish again
You are right. I was like where is this in Ibom hall I've not step my feet on..
NkanAkpanika:
grin
This you hype have turn deceptive this time around. I know you're marking your present in the pay list but don't mislead.. Like someone said Akwa-Cross is for politician. I insist Akwa Ibom is where to feel relaxed and spend your money jejely...
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Senator Rochas Okorocha Arrested In Imo State by MadBrain(m):
Letter To All Yahoo Guys
---------------------------------------
My dear yahoo guys am Dmango writing on
behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.
We're sick & tired of this things you're
doing us.
Because of you guys, we cannot dm any
girls freely again because of "I need 2k
urgently". when it is that any time they
ask you, you too will urgently send them
the 2k urgently.
To date fine girl is now a problem sef,
even ugly ones are using us to do shakara
because we cannot buy them iPhone wey
no get button for front for them. Ya
dating fine gals and still collecting the
ones we're managing, do you want us to
turn to gay? One fine girlfriend plus one
ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling
we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh
kee person.
Ordinary cover slippers that we used to
buy for #1,500 before, if you're even
lucky and go early in the morning to buy
it, you'll get it for #1,400 is now been
sold for #10,000, do you want us to be
walking barefooted. Try and learn how to
haggle on prize of goods, igbo boys are
desperate, they got that slippers for just
#200 from Aba.

I'm sure that we'll soon start using
palmfrond as clothes because of the way
you've make the prices of clothes to
skyrocket, now the only designers we can
afford are Mike, Palm Angelina, AdiBas
and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump
fence .
Not to talk of the way you're spending
money in clubs when we're at one side
managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is
it the way you're oppressing us with your
rides, itis not a must you snap with car
key in your hand na, some will even be
bathing with car keys in their hand.
#ko_neccessary_na
Pity us na, if not for anything but for the
way we all trooped out to help deliver you
guys from Sars.
We're not asking you not to dupe them,
kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh
stop intimidating us.
Stop all this oppression before we start
going to shrine to swear for you people.
We hope to hear favourably from you soon
.
Yours faithfully
Copied
The bold got me.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: SEN. Rochas Okorocha Arrested, Detained At State Cid. by MadBrain(m):
Letter To All Yahoo Guys
---------------------------------------
My dear yahoo guys am Dmango writing on
behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.
We're sick & tired of this things you're
doing us.
Because of you guys, we cannot dm any
girls freely again because of "I need 2k
urgently". when it is that any time they
ask you, you too will urgently send them
the 2k urgently.
To date fine girl is now a problem sef,
even ugly ones are using us to do shakara
because we cannot buy them iPhone wey
no get button for front for them. Ya
dating fine gals and still collecting the
ones we're managing, do you want us to
turn to gay? One fine girlfriend plus one
ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling
we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh
kee person.
Ordinary cover slippers that we used to
buy for #1,500 before, if you're even
lucky and go early in the morning to buy
it, you'll get it for #1,400 is now been
sold for #10,000, do you want us to be
walking barefooted. Try and learn how to
haggle on prize of goods, igbo boys are
desperate, they got that slippers for just
#200 from Aba.

I'm sure that we'll soon start using
palmfrond as clothes because of the way
you've make the prices of clothes to
skyrocket, now the only designers we can
afford are Mike, Palm Angelina, AdiBas
and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump
fence .
Not to talk of the way you're spending
money in clubs when we're at one side
managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is
it the way you're oppressing us with your
rides, itis not a must you snap with car
key in your hand na, some will even be
bathing with car keys in their hand.
#ko_neccessary_na
Pity us na, if not for anything but for the
way we all trooped out to help deliver you
guys from Sars.
We're not asking you not to dupe them,
kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh
stop intimidating us.
Stop all this oppression before we start
going to shrine to swear for you people.
We hope to hear favourably from you soon
.
Yours faithfully
Copied
The bold got me.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! Sen. Okorocha Missing After Being Attacked By Gunmen by MadBrain(m):
Letter To All Yahoo Guys
---------------------------------------
My dear yahoo guys am Dmango writing on
behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.
We're sick & tired of this things you're
doing us.
Because of you guys, we cannot dm any
girls freely again because of "I need 2k
urgently". when it is that any time they
ask you, you too will urgently send them
the 2k urgently.
To date fine girl is now a problem sef,
even ugly ones are using us to do shakara
because we cannot buy them iPhone wey
no get button for front for them. Ya
dating fine gals and still collecting the
ones we're managing, do you want us to
turn to gay? One fine girlfriend plus one
ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling
we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh
kee person.
Ordinary cover slippers that we used to
buy for #1,500 before, if you're even
lucky and go early in the morning to buy
it, you'll get it for #1,400 is now been
sold for #10,000, do you want us to be
walking barefooted. Try and learn how to
haggle on prize of goods, igbo boys are
desperate, they got that slippers for just
#200 from Aba.

I'm sure that we'll soon start using
palmfrond as clothes because of the way
you've make the prices of clothes to
skyrocket, now the only designers we can
afford are Mike, Palm Angelina, AdiBas
and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump
fence .
Not to talk of the way you're spending
money in clubs when we're at one side
managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is
it the way you're oppressing us with your
rides, itis not a must you snap with car
key in your hand na, some will even be
bathing with car keys in their hand.
#ko_neccessary_na
Pity us na, if not for anything but for the
way we all trooped out to help deliver you
guys from Sars.
We're not asking you not to dupe them,
kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh
stop intimidating us.
Stop all this oppression before we start
going to shrine to swear for you people.
We hope to hear favourably from you soon
.
Yours faithfully
Copied
The bold got me.
PoliticsRe: Footage Of The Moment Senator Rochas Okorocha Was Arrested In Imo State (video) by MadBrain(m):
Letter To All Yahoo Guys
---------------------------------------
My dear yahoo guys am Dmango writing on
behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.
We're sick & tired of this things you're
doing us.
Because of you guys, we cannot dm any
girls freely again because of "I need 2k
urgently". when it is that any time they
ask you, you too will urgently send them
the 2k urgently.
To date fine girl is now a problem sef,
even ugly ones are using us to do shakara
because we cannot buy them iPhone wey
no get button for front for them. Ya
dating fine gals and still collecting the
ones we're managing, do you want us to
turn to gay? One fine girlfriend plus one
ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling
we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh
kee person.
Ordinary cover slippers that we used to
buy for #1,500 before, if you're even
lucky and go early in the morning to buy
it, you'll get it for #1,400 is now been
sold for #10,000, do you want us to be
walking barefooted. Try and learn how to
haggle on prize of goods, igbo boys are
desperate, they got that slippers for just
#200 from Aba.

I'm sure that we'll soon start using
palmfrond as clothes because of the way
you've make the prices of clothes to
skyrocket, now the only designers we can
afford are Mike, Palm Angelina, AdiBas
and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump
fence .
Not to talk of the way you're spending
money in clubs when we're at one side
managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is
it the way you're oppressing us with your
rides, itis not a must you snap with car
key in your hand na, some will even be
bathing with car keys in their hand.
#ko_neccessary_na
Pity us na, if not for anything but for the
way we all trooped out to help deliver you
guys from Sars.
We're not asking you not to dupe them,
kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh
stop intimidating us.
Stop all this oppression before we start
going to shrine to swear for you people.
We hope to hear favourably from you soon
.
Yours faithfully
Copied
The bold got me.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! Police Arrest Sen. Okorocha, To Be Paraded Like A Common Criminal by MadBrain(m):
Letter To All Yahoo Guys
---------------------------------------
My dear yahoo guys am Dmango writing on
behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.
We're sick & tired of this things you're
doing us.
Because of you guys, we cannot dm any
girls freely again because of "I need 2k
urgently". when it is that any time they
ask you, you too will urgently send them
the 2k urgently.
To date fine girl is now a problem sef,
even ugly ones are using us to do shakara
because we cannot buy them iPhone wey
no get button for front for them. Ya
dating fine gals and still collecting the
ones we're managing, do you want us to
turn to gay? One fine girlfriend plus one
ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling
we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh
kee person.
Ordinary cover slippers that we used to
buy for #1,500 before, if you're even
lucky and go early in the morning to buy
it, you'll get it for #1,400 is now been
sold for #10,000, do you want us to be
walking barefooted. Try and learn how to
haggle on prize of goods, igbo boys are
desperate, they got that slippers for just
#200 from Aba.

I'm sure that we'll soon start using
palmfrond as clothes because of the way
you've make the prices of clothes to
skyrocket, now the only designers we can
afford are Mike, Palm Angelina, AdiBas
and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump
fence .
Not to talk of the way you're spending
money in clubs when we're at one side
managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is
it the way you're oppressing us with your
rides, itis not a must you snap with car
key in your hand na, some will even be
bathing with car keys in their hand.
#ko_neccessary_na
Pity us na, if not for anything but for the
way we all trooped out to help deliver you
guys from Sars.
We're not asking you not to dupe them,
kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh
stop intimidating us.
Stop all this oppression before we start
going to shrine to swear for you people.
We hope to hear favourably from you soon
.
Yours faithfully
Copied
The bold got me.
PoliticsRe: Senator Rochas Okorocha Is With The Police In Owerri-photo by MadBrain(m): 7:41pm On Feb 21, 2021
h
Nairaland GeneralRe: BREAKING: Senator Rochas Okorocha Arrested In Imo State (VIDEO) by MadBrain(m):
Letter To All Yahoo Guys
---------------------------------------
My dear yahoo guys am Dmango writing on
behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.
We're sick & tired of this things you're
doing us.
Because of you guys, we cannot dm any
girls freely again because of "I need 2k
urgently". when it is that any time they
ask you, you too will urgently send them
the 2k urgently.
To date fine girl is now a problem sef,
even ugly ones are using us to do shakara
because we cannot buy them iPhone wey
no get button for front for them. Ya
dating fine gals and still collecting the
ones we're managing, do you want us to
turn to gay? One fine girlfriend plus one
ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling
we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh
kee person.
Ordinary cover slippers that we used to
buy for #1,500 before, if you're even
lucky and go early in the morning to buy
it, you'll get it for #1,400 is now been
sold for #10,000, do you want us to be
walking barefooted. Try and learn how to
haggle on prize of goods, igbo boys are
desperate, they got that slippers for just
#200 from Aba.

I'm sure that we'll soon start using
palmfrond as clothes because of the way
you've make the prices of clothes to
skyrocket, now the only designers we can
afford are Mike, Palm Angelina, AdiBas
and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump
fence .
Not to talk of the way you're spending
money in clubs when we're at one side
managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is
it the way you're oppressing us with your
rides, itis not a must you snap with car
key in your hand na, some will even be
bathing with car keys in their hand.
#ko_neccessary_na
Pity us na, if not for anything but for the
way we all trooped out to help deliver you
guys from Sars.
We're not asking you not to dupe them,
kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh
stop intimidating us.
Stop all this oppression before we start
going to shrine to swear for you people.
We hope to hear favourably from you soon
.
Yours faithfully
Copied
Only the bold got me.
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Ex-Imo Gov Okorocha And Will Be Arraigned Tommorrow by MadBrain(m):
Letter To All Yahoo Guys
---------------------------------------
My dear yahoo guys am Dmango writing on
behalf of all the non_yahoo guys in 9ja.
We're sick & tired of this things you're
doing us.
Because of you guys, we cannot dm any
girls freely again because of "I need 2k
urgently". when it is that any time they
ask you, you too will urgently send them
the 2k urgently.
To date fine girl is now a problem sef,
even ugly ones are using us to do shakara
because we cannot buy them iPhone wey
no get button for front for them. Ya
dating fine gals and still collecting the
ones we're managing, do you want us to
turn to gay? One fine girlfriend plus one
ugly gal is enough, pity us na, itis hustling
we're hustling to get money, we dinnoh
kee person.
Ordinary cover slippers that we used to
buy for #1,500 before, if you're even
lucky and go early in the morning to buy
it, you'll get it for #1,400 is now been
sold for #10,000, do you want us to be
walking barefooted. Try and learn how to
haggle on prize of goods, igbo boys are
desperate, they got that slippers for just
#200 from Aba.

I'm sure that we'll soon start using
palmfrond as clothes because of the way
you've make the prices of clothes to
skyrocket, now the only designers we can
afford are Mike, Palm Angelina, AdiBas
and Puma with the cat logo trying to jump
fence .
Not to talk of the way you're spending
money in clubs when we're at one side
managing our maltina and yoghurt, abi is
it the way you're oppressing us with your
rides, itis not a must you snap with car
key in your hand na, some will even be
bathing with car keys in their hand.
#ko_neccessary_na
Pity us na, if not for anything but for the
way we all trooped out to help deliver you
guys from Sars.
We're not asking you not to dupe them,
kwantinu, the Lord is ur strength buh
stop intimidating us.
Stop all this oppression before we start
going to shrine to swear for you people.
We hope to hear favourably from you soon
.
Yours faithfully
Copied.
Only the bold got me
Car TalkRe: Val Gift Ideas For Car Enthusiasts by MadBrain(m): 6:42am On Feb 14, 2021
dr
FashionRe: Instagram User Braids His Beard To Gain More Followers On Instagram by MadBrain(m): 4:53pm On Feb 11, 2021
Sometimes I wonder what motivate some doing..
EducationRe: Which One Is More Correct Between These Two Sentences? by MadBrain(m): 4:12pm On Feb 11, 2021
One is correct tongue

The other is more correct..
PoliticsRe: See The Small Child That Revalidated His APC Membership in Kano (photo) by MadBrain(m): 4:10pm On Feb 11, 2021
Someone should trace the number on the paper, e get why.
EducationRe: This Dude Built A Guitar Out Of His Dead Uncle’s Skeleton by MadBrain(m): 3:58pm On Feb 11, 2021
tongue
And he is named Midnight..
Baba is trying to make good use of unburied bone...
Recycling of bone, after all na wastes management.
FamilyRe: Outrageous Traditional Marriage List In Akwa Ibom: Man Runs Away by MadBrain(m): 2:33pm On Feb 11, 2021
Wahala for who wan do marriage tongue
Just put the girl belle and watch the family beg you to come and do even small thing for her head..





Meanwhile OP gather you fact well.
Which part in Akwa Ibom could this happen?
EducationRe: Ten Internet Secrets No One Will Tell You by MadBrain(m): 8:21pm On Feb 06, 2021
cheesy
CrimeRe: Moment Neighbor Shot A Couple Dead In Pennsylvania Over Snow Dispute (Graphic) by MadBrain(m): 2:18pm On Feb 06, 2021
dederocs:
nonsense, Naija wey no legalise, people no dey kill and die like chicken?
Truly some Nigerian don't know the colour of their problem.
smh

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