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Politics / Man Climbs Broadcast Mast In Abuja To Protest Economic Hardship, Insecurity by MadeINchenzen2: 4:48pm On Jul 08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Q3ZoPqm8g

Man climbs broadcast mast in Abuja to protest economic hardship, insecurity

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Politics / Nnamdi Kanu Is A Suspect If His Release Stops Insecurity In South East - Anosike by MadeINchenzen2: 2:22pm On Jul 08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd_qbp5Ha18

If Nnamdi Kanu comes out of prison Today and insecurity in the South East dies down, he is a suspect.

~ Peter Anosike (analyst)

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Romance / Re: How Can I Help My Girlfriend, Her Vagina Smells Like Rotten Fish by MadeINchenzen2: 9:39pm On Jun 25
Mcslize:
I have the solution you seek. But I know you won't value it if I share you the solution. People don't value what they don't pay for you know.
kindly share bro
Romance / How Can I Help My Girlfriend, Her Vagina Smells Like Rotten Fish by MadeINchenzen2: 4:53pm On Jun 25
I really love this girl, but the first time we made out, it was a terrible experience, everything was fine until the room started smelling like a fish house, a rotten one for that matter... The stench from her vejay can damage nostrils.

How do I help her with this, it's an issue obviously, but I wouldn't want it to have any impact on our relationship because I really like this babe.

How do I help her without sounding offensive.



Your contributions with be valued and highly appreciated. Thanks

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Romance / Re: Young Nigerians Are Not Sleeping by MadeINchenzen2: 6:22am On Jun 24
tobenuel:
Proverbs 20:13
Do not love sleep, lest you come to poverty; Open your eyes, and you will be satisfied with bread.

Psalm 127:2 -
The Lord provides for those he loves, even while they are sleeping. EASY. It will not help you to work all day for food, and never stop.


Psalm 127:2-3

It is useless to work so hard for a living, getting up early and going to bed late. For the LORD provides for those he loves, while they are asleep

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Politics / Ogoni: If Sim Fubara Wants To Scatter Rivers State, We Will Help Him by MadeINchenzen2: 4:38pm On Jun 22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkxL_klSVTg

“Gov. Sim Fubara is a nobody”

“He is a common civil servant.”

“We helped him to be there.”

“If he wants to scatter this State, we will help him and scatter it.”

Sir. Mbakpone Okpe watches as his spokesman rants at Tai LGA Secretariat

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Agriculture / Nigeria Launches GMO Maize, TELA by MadeINchenzen2: 7:18am On Jun 19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVf8kzRUvGA

Nigeria’s federal government has launched the Genetically Modified Organisms (GMO) maize variety named TELA, stating it is an effort to strengthen and boost maize production in the country.

The TELA Maize was developed at the Institute of Agricultural Research (IAR) at Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, in collaboration with the African Agriculture Technology Foundation (AATF), funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and other partners.

At the launch in Abuja, the Minister of State for Agriculture and Food Security, Senator Aliyu Sabi Abdullahi, said the government will only do things that will promote the citizens’ welfare, health, and security.

In a corroborative tone, the Chairman of the African Agriculture Technology Foundation (AATF) Board of Trustees, Professor Aggrey Ambali, said Nigeria’s newly launched TELA maize variety will bridge the country’s annual maize production deficit.

In addition, Professor Ambali stated that the TELA Maize variety, with its remarkable yield potential of up to 10 tons per hectare compared to the current average of three tons per hectare, represents a groundbreaking development in the collective effort to boost Nigeria’s agricultural productivity.

The TELA maize launch was presented as a new technology-driven approach to farming and food production. According to Prof Ambali, the new maize variety, which incorporates resilience against drought and pests, is a testament to the power of biotechnology in addressing some of the most pressing challenges in agriculture, such as Fall Army Worm (FAW) pest.

The Executive Director of the African Agricultural Technology Foundation (AATF), Dr Canisius Kanangire, commended the Nigerian government for supporting the project.

Nigeria became the second African country to approve GMO Maize for commercial planting in February 2024, following Bill Gates’s April 2024 meeting in Riyadh with President Bola Tinubu on the need to adopt GMO seeds.

https://westafricaweekly.com/nigerias-fg-launches-bill-gates-funded-gmo-maize-variety-names-it-tela-maize/

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Politics / Lady Laments Over Silence Of Nigerians Despite Hardship, Hunger In The Country by MadeINchenzen2: 8:24am On Jun 18

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 7:45pm On Jun 17
MASTAkiLLAh:
If this story is not formulated then, I really pity the state of your mental health and if it's true then I still pity you. Too much video games and mobile phones have turned out young men to pussîes without social awareness undecided
How?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 7:21pm On Jun 17
SkengRay:
Why should you be bothered. Another Manchi don give am belle. Am you wan raise the pikin.
huh?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 6:45pm On Jun 17
SkengRay:
Is this a joke or you're just plainly stupid
How do u mean sir?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 6:00pm On Jun 17
Sapasenator:
I love it when people stopped talking to me. I wrote the book on "how not to talk to each other in a relationship" I can finally focus on urgent matters without distractions.

Op, she'll come around again, In psychology, what she is doing is referred to as "emotional manipulations", she is learning how to control you, and believe me, I have a PhD level experience in female psychology.


This man 😎

Never get angry, never lose your cool, smile, and pretend she is not ignoring you. In every relationship, the power dynamics must always lie with you, be it; financial, emotional, or physical. learn to be predictably unpredictable. Be known and unknown at the same time, give lots of affection and deliberately withdraw affection to observe.

Just carry on while observing her from a distance, play her like a toy violin. It's fun, I love relationship games.

The same goes for the ladies, learn to subtly control your man and he will be like, a plaything. I like to be fair to both genders as a good Christian.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 5:37pm On Jun 17
eteebanky1:


I wonder 😂😂😂

Her mom and nurse knows why they included pregnancy test

Dem don dy help you chop your girl behind your back
I don't care if she's being fvckedd without my knowing... But I wouldn't be lied to
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 1:28pm On Jun 17
drimzsmoke:


It is a general rule when treating a woman, if a woman should come to you for any treatment because she is sick, YOU MUST DO A PREGNANCY TEST, even if she claimed to be the best thing after virgin Mary, you must do PT, if not, then you're a QUACK!!!

Where I work, they do PT for any woman of reproductive age(12-55) at the A&E, even if they are presenting because of RTA, they still do PT for them!!!
🤔
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 11:49am On Jun 17
diogo23:
What do you want to hear?
your thoughts on the thread pls
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 11:48am On Jun 17
duduade:
You opened a thread.... Asked a question...
Answered the question
How do u mean cheesy
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 11:48am On Jun 17
Mynd44 Nlfpmod Mosdiii
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 11:05am On Jun 17
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Romance / My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 11:01am On Jun 17
... So after our last outing, she got home and was really sick, so decided to run a test the next day of which I happened to see, in it was a widal test ( typhoid & malaria test) as well as a pregnancy test, I confronted her, asking her what the pregnancy test was for and that it wasn't necessary. But she said her nurse asked her to do it and also her mum also requested for it when she started throwing up.

Guys, she's not talked to me for a week now, she said she doesn't want to talk to me.

Guys, can you help me understand why she acting that way. Thanks 🙏

NB: we've not had sex yet oooooo !
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 11:34am On Jun 11
Mosdiii:


Don't call me in to this place. My mouth no good
guy, do your thing na... Give us that làmba 😂😂😂
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 11:29am On Jun 11
Akpabio22:
you be real mumu kids too full nairaland what's the meaning of this childish write up undecided
e pain am 😂😂😂😂
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 7:07pm On Jun 10
1000Capacity:
No be this guy they always preach like pastor grin
Omo sin no respect any body o
u mean mosdii
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 7:06pm On Jun 10
BigYash:
Werey say fart shock am grin Sha no allow make woman fart kill you..
smiley
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 7:05pm On Jun 10
brain54:
Maybe it would have been the best sex you ever had...

But you will never know that!
tongue
How can that be?
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 7:05pm On Jun 10
udomonday:
little boys tale.
let's have urs old man
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 7:04pm On Jun 10
MrCork:



angry
MrCork, why u dey vex na?
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 12:37pm On Jun 10
UltimateCSH:
BRO, GO TREAT YOURSELF FIRST BEFORE YOU DO CHECK-UP...

SHA NA SO CHURCH GIRLS DE BE, SADLY, SEX WORKERS ARE THE CLEANEST BECAUSE NA THEIR OFFICE BE THAT🌝🌚
treat myself
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 11:56am On Jun 10
Bintabisiriyu2:
Early morning a young man is cooking up all these stories, It shall not be well with joblessness.
😂wink

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Romance / I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 11:38am On Jun 10
So I called this banny, who's actually my babe... She just got back from church and chatted me on Whatsapp, asking me what's up, I asked her what's she gonna do for the remainder of the day and she said " nothing" much but she misses me and would want us to have some intimate moments.

We've been dating for 6 months and we've done virtually everything but sex.

... So I told her to get dressed and that I would communicate to her where to meet me.

So I arranged for a cozy corner for guests and called her to meet me there.

She came, and I ordered for some chi exotic fruit juice and a plate of rice and fish pepper-soup , and left her to finish up as I move to grab a packet of flavoured 🍓🍓 condom.


When I returned, she has finished devouring everything on the plate and was requesting for another one. I was like "wait, let's do that later"... She agreed.

I asked her if she would like to take a shower, just to know if she had her bath before coming... But her response Was" No, No need for that"

So I started with the smooching and entered serious gear of intense pre-intimacy... My left hand went down the panties and shifted it to one side as my middle finger found its way inside the v@gina pathway to El dorado... The puussiee is already creamy, so I did some quick thrust of my middle finger and brought it forth my nostrils... The stench I smelt made me dizzy for 30 seconds... The whole room had the stench of a rotten dead rat, I was somewhat disappointed but had to try and manage the situation.


My hands went back into shifting panties the second time, but this time it moved close to the clitoris and labia majora and to my dismay there was a flurry wave of overgrown pubic hairs scattered all over her outter v@gina... I felt some energy leaving my stone cold Steve Austin rock solid shaft.


So I just decided to do a quickie and get away from her, as I bent banny over for a fast doggie thrust, she realeased 5 solid and smelly fart that shook me.

I quickly took myself away from her, got dressed, got out of the room, got to my car and drove off.

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Romance / Re: Should I Start Checking My Girlfriend Phone? by MadeINchenzen2: 2:36pm On Jun 07
EmmyMaestro:
Lemme borrow advise of what some crazy Nairalanda's here I've forgotten their
monikers ;

Now you have discovered this, don't quarell with her too much o, watch the way you are spending money on her and make sure you are always knacking her silly any time you get the chance so that if she decides to breakup with you one day, you can say " at least i no loose anything "
I don't know why guys thinks knacking is a reward for whatever.

Don't u know knacking takes a lot of work and spiritual energy...
Romance / Single Guys, Get In Here... by MadeINchenzen2: 1:11pm On May 20
A quick nugget for you folks, especially the cute simps...

Romance / How Relationships Work, According To Country Or Regions by MadeINchenzen2: 12:50pm On May 20
Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that pastor saw a vision that she will get pregnant
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R@pe".
29th day= Police case.

Story end

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