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Politics / Man Climbs Broadcast Mast In Abuja To Protest Economic Hardship, Insecurity by MadeINchenzen2: 4:48pm On Jul 08 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Q3ZoPqm8g Man climbs broadcast mast in Abuja to protest economic hardship, insecurity Mynd44 Nlfpmod |
Politics / Nnamdi Kanu Is A Suspect If His Release Stops Insecurity In South East - Anosike by MadeINchenzen2: 2:22pm On Jul 08 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd_qbp5Ha18 If Nnamdi Kanu comes out of prison Today and insecurity in the South East dies down, he is a suspect. ~ Peter Anosike (analyst) 20 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: How Can I Help My Girlfriend, Her Vagina Smells Like Rotten Fish by MadeINchenzen2: 9:39pm On Jun 25 |
Mcslize:kindly share bro |
Romance / How Can I Help My Girlfriend, Her Vagina Smells Like Rotten Fish by MadeINchenzen2: 4:53pm On Jun 25 |
I really love this girl, but the first time we made out, it was a terrible experience, everything was fine until the room started smelling like a fish house, a rotten one for that matter... The stench from her vejay can damage nostrils. How do I help her with this, it's an issue obviously, but I wouldn't want it to have any impact on our relationship because I really like this babe. How do I help her without sounding offensive. Your contributions with be valued and highly appreciated. Thanks 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Young Nigerians Are Not Sleeping by MadeINchenzen2: 6:22am On Jun 24 |
tobenuel: Psalm 127:2 - The Lord provides for those he loves, even while they are sleeping. EASY. It will not help you to work all day for food, and never stop. Psalm 127:2-3 It is useless to work so hard for a living, getting up early and going to bed late. For the LORD provides for those he loves, while they are asleep 4 Likes |
Politics / Ogoni: If Sim Fubara Wants To Scatter Rivers State, We Will Help Him by MadeINchenzen2: 4:38pm On Jun 22 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkxL_klSVTg “Gov. Sim Fubara is a nobody” Mynd44 Nlfpmod |
Agriculture / Nigeria Launches GMO Maize, TELA by MadeINchenzen2: 7:18am On Jun 19 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVf8kzRUvGA Nigeria’s federal government has launched the Genetically Modified Organisms (GMO) maize variety named TELA, stating it is an effort to strengthen and boost maize production in the country. https://westafricaweekly.com/nigerias-fg-launches-bill-gates-funded-gmo-maize-variety-names-it-tela-maize/ 4 Likes
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Politics / Lady Laments Over Silence Of Nigerians Despite Hardship, Hunger In The Country by MadeINchenzen2: 8:24am On Jun 18 |
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 7:45pm On Jun 17 |
MASTAkiLLAh:How? |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 7:21pm On Jun 17 |
SkengRay:huh? |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 6:45pm On Jun 17 |
SkengRay:How do u mean sir? |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 6:00pm On Jun 17 |
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 5:37pm On Jun 17 |
eteebanky1:I don't care if she's being fvckedd without my knowing... But I wouldn't be lied to |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 1:28pm On Jun 17 |
drimzsmoke:🤔 |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 11:49am On Jun 17 |
diogo23:your thoughts on the thread pls |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 11:48am On Jun 17 |
duduade:How do u mean |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 11:48am On Jun 17 |
Mynd44 Nlfpmod Mosdiii |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 11:05am On Jun 17 |
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Romance / My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by MadeINchenzen2: 11:01am On Jun 17 |
... So after our last outing, she got home and was really sick, so decided to run a test the next day of which I happened to see, in it was a widal test ( typhoid & malaria test) as well as a pregnancy test, I confronted her, asking her what the pregnancy test was for and that it wasn't necessary. But she said her nurse asked her to do it and also her mum also requested for it when she started throwing up. Guys, she's not talked to me for a week now, she said she doesn't want to talk to me. Guys, can you help me understand why she acting that way. Thanks 🙏 NB: we've not had sex yet oooooo ! |
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 11:34am On Jun 11 |
Mosdiii:guy, do your thing na... Give us that làmba 😂😂😂 |
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 11:29am On Jun 11 |
Akpabio22:e pain am 😂😂😂😂 |
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 7:07pm On Jun 10 |
1000Capacity:u mean mosdii |
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 7:06pm On Jun 10 |
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Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 7:05pm On Jun 10 |
brain54:How can that be? |
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 7:05pm On Jun 10 |
udomonday:let's have urs old man |
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 7:04pm On Jun 10 |
MrCork:MrCork, why u dey vex na? |
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 12:37pm On Jun 10 |
UltimateCSH:treat myself |
Romance / Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 11:56am On Jun 10 |
Bintabisiriyu2:😂 5 Likes |
Romance / I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MadeINchenzen2: 11:38am On Jun 10 |
So I called this banny, who's actually my babe... She just got back from church and chatted me on Whatsapp, asking me what's up, I asked her what's she gonna do for the remainder of the day and she said " nothing" much but she misses me and would want us to have some intimate moments. We've been dating for 6 months and we've done virtually everything but sex. ... So I told her to get dressed and that I would communicate to her where to meet me. So I arranged for a cozy corner for guests and called her to meet me there. She came, and I ordered for some chi exotic fruit juice and a plate of rice and fish pepper-soup , and left her to finish up as I move to grab a packet of flavoured 🍓🍓 condom. When I returned, she has finished devouring everything on the plate and was requesting for another one. I was like "wait, let's do that later"... She agreed. I asked her if she would like to take a shower, just to know if she had her bath before coming... But her response Was" No, No need for that" So I started with the smooching and entered serious gear of intense pre-intimacy... My left hand went down the panties and shifted it to one side as my middle finger found its way inside the v@gina pathway to El dorado... The puussiee is already creamy, so I did some quick thrust of my middle finger and brought it forth my nostrils... The stench I smelt made me dizzy for 30 seconds... The whole room had the stench of a rotten dead rat, I was somewhat disappointed but had to try and manage the situation. My hands went back into shifting panties the second time, but this time it moved close to the clitoris and labia majora and to my dismay there was a flurry wave of overgrown pubic hairs scattered all over her outter v@gina... I felt some energy leaving my stone cold Steve Austin rock solid shaft. So I just decided to do a quickie and get away from her, as I bent banny over for a fast doggie thrust, she realeased 5 solid and smelly fart that shook me. I quickly took myself away from her, got dressed, got out of the room, got to my car and drove off. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Should I Start Checking My Girlfriend Phone? by MadeINchenzen2: 2:36pm On Jun 07 |
EmmyMaestro:I don't know why guys thinks knacking is a reward for whatever. Don't u know knacking takes a lot of work and spiritual energy... |
Romance / Single Guys, Get In Here... by MadeINchenzen2: 1:11pm On May 20 |
A quick nugget for you folks, especially the cute simps...
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Romance / How Relationships Work, According To Country Or Regions by MadeINchenzen2: 12:50pm On May 20 |
Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1st day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex Nigeria Relationship: 1st day= Toast 2nd day= Toast 3rd day= Toast again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss. 13th day= Long kiss. 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other. 17th day= Malice till the next day. 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick. 19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?" The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl". The man continued to beg till the next day. 20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology. 21st day= Hug. 22nd day= Long hug. 23rd day= Kiss. 24th day= Long kiss. 25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that pastor saw a vision that she will get pregnant 26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone. 27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious". 28th day= "R@pe". 29th day= Police case. Story end |
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