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Staphylococcus:
Damn!

What the fvck is this world turning into.

Glad Kim Jon Hun is already in heaven. He will destroy Earth anytime soon.

Gokemranonymous:
in this pandemic nobody cares if it's public or not

Gokemranonymous:
Good morning, help me look this matter, I note most church during this period are not doing giving what they do preach for. most churches are not doing this, which is wrong. Not even charity to their members, cause people are starving, and the church is looking and they collect offering and tithes all in the name of your church.

Why are most church not doing anything?

If your church is doing please tell us the name.


cos I can't find my church in the donation list, not even for their members too.

gbebodye:
Is that all you got from this post? 2 of you get covid-20 inside una brain

bonnyhope:
This is not a right comment at this sorrowful time

nkwuocha1:
The guy don die,wait for yours as I wait for mine
The imported chinks couldn't save him.They came because of him, and will soon go back.

Fu'cck him anyway.


My grandfather died at a ripe age after eating his favourite.Better bitterleaf soup and well pounded fufu .

JocinellTells:
No one is crying here ,and stop ranting like insolent pig.
And more over kids like you opinion here are not relevant, try to grow up

JocinellTells:
How I wish you have at least -000000.1 percent of sense it won't have pain me,but the fact u 8 the way u look does not give you the impression that every body think like u

Lostz:
the lockdown should not affect your wedding unless you want unnecessary showoff.

JocinellTells:
So wat ur point,am very sure u are the king of monkeys o ,and you will be discrediting Gods creation

JocinellTells:
What does that have to do with dx

silencer73:
She came into the bedroom with her transparent night gown wearing a romantic perfume. Nobody was left at the house after a long day of felicitations and congratulations for the success of their wedding. Who would have thought Sis Rose could get married after several failed attempts at the altar of disappointment and betrayal?

Sis Rose had been into eight relationships that never led to marriage. Getting suitors was never her problem but getting to the aisle was never realized until she met Bro Solo.

Bro Solo was a well-known brother in the choir and the dream husband of every lady as he seemed to be an example of a true Christian.

*Bro Femi* dated her for 18 months and jilted her because she refused him sex before marriage.
*Bro Ifeanyi* left her after a year of relationship when he went for National Youth Service Corps at Enugu where he found Sis Chinyere.
*Bro Austin* never gave any reason for quitting their relationship of four months.

The history of Sis Rose's relationship journey was heartbreaking as she had *dated eight guys in 14 years!*

"Bro Solo is going to leave like others, why put in the remaining pieces of my heart?", she thought.

On her traditional wedding day, she fainted twice for unbelief and shock, shocked that Bro Solo did not leave like other brothers. It was a well-celebrated and well-attended wedding.

Members of the choir and ushering team added colour to the day as two of their own were the celebrants of the day.

The joy and excitement that Sis Rose was leaving singles fellowship of the church *at 43 made the pastor overjoyed,* so much that he made Sis Rose's wedding one of the best since the inception of the church.

Family members and friends were not left out as they all created scenes to add colour to the day.
Family and friends stayed back and never wanted to leave them alone even at the late hour of the night. Sis Rose had jokingly told her friends to leave to allow them start their honeymoon and everyone laughed. "Madam are you driving us?" And they laughed again. In all these Bro Solo was indifferent as to whether they left or not.

At about 11:03pm, she joined him in the bedroom ready for them to consummate the marriage. For her, this was the day she has been looking forward to; a day she wanted to be grabbed, squeezed, cuddled and made love to by her Heavenly ordained husband. A day she will have sex and not see it as sin against God.

"'Dear, I am all yours now. Do to me what you wish. I am not wearing anything underneath just to give you easy access."

"Before we are carried away with the joy of our wedding let's thank God first for all his has done for us", Bro Solo replied.

The prayer of thanksgiving turned to intercessory prayers and then to warfare prayers. After 40 minutes Bro Solo was still praying. A prayer that was already getting Sis Rose pissed up. How can we turn our honeymoon to a prayer meeting? She thought within herself.

She couldn't stop the prayer meeting because the tempo of the prayers increased by the minute. At about 12:29am she dosed off and went into a deep sleep. They missed the first flight that night!

Before Sis Rose could wake up by 6:30am, Bro Solo was already dressed up to meet an appointment for 7am in order to secure bus ticket for some of their guests who were slated to go with the first bus.
"Where are you going this early morning that you are already dressed up?" she quarreled her husband. "We didn't make love last night being our first night together as husband and wife. Before you go out this morning, you must make love to me."

"Dear, I am sorry, that cannot happen now as I need to meet up for this appointment by 7am. I will make it up to you when I come back.
Sis Rose was not going to take no for an answer that morning. She jammed the door and held the keys "You are not going out this morning until you make love to me"!

She called the pastor, "Hello sir, you need to make to our house now or else...."
The pastor quickly diverted from his way to his office to their house.
What could warrant this distress call from the newest couple? he thought within himself.

*Why do you think Bro Solo did not sleep with his wife on their first night together?*

*Find out in part 2*

Uphand:
Are you still asking this question? After successfully spotting one of these fake pastors. Well see my signature below if you have a little capital and want to establish yourself in life.

skedman:
This man and fani kayode did not donate any thing or even support thier followers rather than these ranting .

StaffofOrayan:
Chai our youths have lost it!

Shugavee:
lol u all need to stop feeling hurt when women say they don’t need y’all, woman r single out there and r happy with their lives n u want her to be miserable because of man ? How selfish ? Just to feed ur ego ,,, she would be fine with or without a man , that’s the truth ,,

Babe if u allow these men make u desperate,, u will date anything with a dick n still get dumped !! Live ur life n forget about men , if they cm fine , if they don’t fine !! Live ur life ,, u might think about it but don’t let the thought control ur life that u get depressed!! Do other things with ur life n forget about hving a man ,, this is from a sister to another

Liliantalks:
thanks darling. Still real sad tho

Shugavee:
Sending love to ur end! I wish I could hug you ❤️. U don’t need a man babe. Take care of urself n focus on other things that would make u happy,U can live ur life without a man.