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You av just given your self this job so get ready to expplain how each of the soups are prepared

Good morning pals and happy Sunday. You guys re the best in the whole world. I just wish we can have NL NYSC camp cos it will be fun, anyway my prayer for you all this Sunday is for God to grant you all ur heart desires.
PLS HALA A PRAYER TO GOD ALMIGHTY FOR THE NEXT PERSON
@j3da you re blessed today beyond measure

Can one join in camp or after camp how is the enrolment done

Morning is definitely good to day u no. Pls lasgidi people did the lunar eclipse appear last nite?

House people ooo I need some help I got a white shot and it is small that I av to sag it before it can be comfortable above mykneels pls is sagging an oFfence in the camp ? Cos I love the shot so much

MissIndependent: Goodmorning house i came to sign my attendance

morning swity I am the sheriff on duty now

Hi beautiful people goodmorning

mollytinrox: C, 2012. I've willed it to my kids

he eeeeeehe wat an inheritance

Meaning they left the work for seun alone

payless: I am giving it one more chance in 2015. May God forgive me for misleading people who look up to me when I convinced them to vote for shoeless drunkster. If retardinho is allowed to rig himself in 2015, that is going to be the last straw for me. All my properties in Nigeria will be sold for less than they worth. The daunting task will be permanently getting my parents out of the place. There will be no more dual citizenship for me; except Nigeria breaks-up in the nearest future and Oduduwa Republic becomes a reality. Currently I don't even have Nigerian passport.

ok pls let us no wen you re ready to sell cos we ll buy them all

Watching with ma eye

yinkaoke: @ orinalsty, I have got some fund that could take me and my family there but all am asking is the business that I can be doing there to get money.
If I was guilty, don't you guyz thing I will have gotten out of the country with the looth, why will I ever come here, its just the Nigerian police issue and the naija factor thing where the innocent suffer for what he knows not.

Please help a brother out, I need real advice on what to start with in Ghana and thanks all the same for your response BUT you can do better.
me and my family need your advice.

sori men for the way I responded to your post I tot u will be leaving ur family behind.my sister stays in Ghana after reading this your post I called her and she was like there re so many business prospects in Ghana all you need is survey your enironment to pick on either in production,importing of thing from nigeria to sell.there a lot of construction supply business over there too.but the problem is that some work might take you away from ur family

Oh dear ! You no wat I want you to go shopping today,then picnic tomoro,take out time to plan for christmas.visit to orphanage the next day.on the fourth day I want you to look ur best go clubbing.then on the fifth look for as sexy as you can look for him where ever he may be cos you re gonna walk up to him,look him in the eye and tell him "look mister I am a grown American woman I love you with my whole life and I can do anything for u all you need is say it and I need you to tell me if you love me same way too" then you wait for a response.if he grabs and kiss you then you have ur man, but if he tries to explain situations and event to u run dear,RUN for ur life.

I bet you she is a good girl but we won't last long togather cos she will be too dull to handle my empire. Ow will I survive making all the mistakes alone and she will be doing is saving her relationship? Hell no I ll not keep a bimbo for a wife. My wife should be abble to say dear slow down on something. Cos two is better than one

#hehehehehehehehe# in Japanese # go and finish wat u started

Men its so painful that a nice guy like u is wit such a lying cheating witch, cos u have been manipulated rom the begining and its so painful that her family is pinning u down to this nonsense life. See my guy get a divorce and run without coming back If not u may just die o heart attack and they hell is the next point. Run for ur life

Bonjour evry1

Team akwa ibom ayaya

lauraaa: Yes oh I'll b careful oh. Nd d men sabi drag prsn. Msheeew

*smiles* its called market tactics that that is thonly way they have fun there cos it can be borin to be in your store and no body is comingg to buy. All you just have to do is smile and tell them no politely they will respect u

lauraaa: Yh oil mill is ok buh I tink I'll do park mrkt

k happy shopping then but watch your hand bag close and don't buy more than u can carry cos that place is hot this December period

saintalone: eff me sideways!...are you 4 real?
They better not stop that culture ooo...
*this benue is beginning to make sense o

I heard of it a long time ago but don't no if they still practice it.they alone visitor have their wives for the nite

lauraaa: Chai nah hs any1 in ph strtd shopping? Which place is d best 2 get dose stuffs. Good ones @ a good nd affordable price. I'll rly luved 2 b replied

check oil mill market people say tins re cheap there

saintalone: Liked!

#teamBenue

do they still follow that their culture in benue where visitors re entertained with the female members of the family for the nite of visit?

Beautiful people of NL batch C 2013 I greet u all.it would have been great fun if we meet in the same camp o so that all this jollimentation can fit in well. Anyway I ll be in akwa ibom pls I my eye jam ur eye and I say Nlander pls reply me well cos I will feed you to stupor for mammy or any joint of your choice
#team akwa ibom # all the way o

Sotenna: Bros...most times na women dey talk those things.

Guys go with #shiit, #fucck up, chai, and the rest of them.

yeah ggirls do but I tink the ratio of guys to girl maybe 2\1

Sotenna: Please baby it's not what you think, I can explain.

It is the devil's work, please forgive me.

I wasn't thinking straight biko nu.

I was deceived please, you know I love you.

It won't happen again, I swear.

Please don't let this little mistake ruin everything. Lets work it out.

I was missing you that's why, please understand baby.

Oh my God I'm finished Oh!

Please babe it's not like that, it's like this...let me explain it.

Who makes the above comments most, men or women, and when do you mostly hear it?

#heeehehehehe# u no that is a cheating guy begging and from the tone hhe has just been caught but he ll do it again.I don't no Why most ladies will still go back to be with such guys.ladies do make such statement but it is rare they prefer to end the relationship than to beg u back they prefer fight most times

obijenkinz: am sure u knw festus obijeko?

yes I do festus but not his surname is he related u

Opiosko: Welcm bro. Dnt wori abt Illorin, it's nt for us.

amen me cos me its akwa ibom I want to serve

Na WA for this country,so u wan run leave that woman for Trouble eh ok I ll help you .go to Zimbabwe you can sell roasted corn there cos they re great farmers and corn will be cheap

Opiosko: Y d sori na gr8st Uniben peep?. Yes am 4rm gr8 Uniben. Thnks 4 cracking d code. Wht's ya dept? Mine is Law/12

industrial chemistry /12 nice to meet you broda.so you see the tin na? I don't think it works that way .me I don't want to go to illorin @ all

Opiosko: Na serious mata ooh, my own case is very strange. U peeps may not believe this, but jst this morning 3am-4am, urs faithfully dreamed being posted to Illorin (Kwarra State) and she jst came up with this and my Middlle digits is 24....well since d future is not cast in stone i gotta pray for a change. TEAM ENUGU.

sori to ask you dear are you from uniben cos mine is also 24 and am from uniben I can of figured ou sometin.I tink batch A for uniben is 04 after the mob year 2013 then batch B is 14 then batchC ours is 24 pls find out let's no.