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HARDBUOI:
TRASH FROM A TRABALIST!

for me olamide owes donjazzy public apology....bcoz he is nowhere near him in riches, age, personality and making good music
even richardo banks donjazzy was siding for is his brother... so why the insult?
i'm sure if donjazy were a yoruba with all these personalities olamide wont insult him

so tell me how this justifies u pple claiming yorubas are respectful.

ehya.... talk his cheap....olamide neva made mention of any1...so y sayin trash...??

Pierocash:
text LIES to 2015 for more story

lolZzzzz..................TO:2015. Msg:LIES

jerryfunky:
As small as you are..... Didn't you read of the youngest doctor in Africa.... At age 17 did u think he was acting these way.... Hell no, dats why u hav to look towards something else..... Bro. Candid advice/advise......

wetin u kon be @ur age....yungest adviser...

Wahz funny dere.....I no cum(I no release)..u no cum(u no release?)..hw d pikin kon come....so wahz funny abt d dry joke........

Wetin be ur own sef..shey u buy shoe 4 her she no wear ni..abi wetin dey pain u

A boy found a bag of money & called one FM radio station.

Boy:Hello, I found a lost bag wit N7,000,000 with an ID card & a master card belonging to one Mr Victor James, Plot 4 Park View Estate, Ikoyi.

Presenter:- You are such a honest
boy! So, I believe u wnt to return d bag?

Boy:-No oo, I dey craze? For what? I just want to dedicate a song to him... Play me, ..."MY HELPER OOO!... MY HELPER!!!

Bbcmonth sef no dey work 4 hotspot on bold5

If callz frm mum n dad z all abt givin u money na so u go do eye.....tchew......yeye talk

Non

okonelfg:
Op na ur own matter.....40 ke!!


Jus finish licking my girlfriend hairy puss..y carry mirror and toothpick dey comot some puss..y hair hanging in between my teeth

u don chop pomo tire..

For all the attention they direct below the belt, most men
actually know very little about their joysticks. Here's the
knowledge you need to keep yours healthy, strong, and
ready for action—for life.

Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter.
Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up
calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if
you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying
young, spare the li'l guy.

Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the
foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce
23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every
Major League infield with human flesh.

An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile
dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an
unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to
checking your prostate. Even if you're not.

The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23
seconds. Which means if women were really interested in
equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every
one of theirs.

The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea
creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for
"amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially
supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on
the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in
place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and
weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is
attained....Okay, we'll shut up now.

Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral
pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it
their best shot at some point.

There are two types of joysticks. One kind expands and
lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other
appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger
after achieving erection (a shower).
An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent
of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2
minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5
minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?
Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better
"semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a
woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to
researchers at the State University of New York, who used
artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism
of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be
that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered
37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's
about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be
king.

Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish
researchers showed women photos of guys who had good,
average, and lousy sperm—and told them to pick the
handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm
producers most often.

No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes
from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said
ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and,
often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous
masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.

Hishuula:
something thats just for fun,see comments *picsagain*

I wonda....I no knw who e dey fight wih

nickyvil:
wetin she do self?

I don 4geh

[quote author=BUTCHCASSIDY post=34487784][/quote]ehn wetin make we kon do......tch

nickyvil:
u correct oo i dey d rite room,...wetin b the topic self?

check am ur sef...

KingTom:
If this thread make Front page, I go join APC

u wlcm....oya join apc sharp sharp

nickyvil:
Hold on, lemme check if I got the right address

aiit I'm on ih...

nickyvil:
Am I lost? Sorry wrong room.(run out from room closed door).

yea u in d right room......*winkz*

Girl: I was scared bcoz its my first tym doing it, I just heard people saying it's painful and he said to me I must open and I opened slowly and he said to me I must not be scared, he won't hurt me, he put it in slowly(ouch). I felt I should cry, but I was too shy that people in d other room will hear. He asked if it was hurting me..... Buh I couldn't reply. Tears were rolling down and my eyes were closed, he then remove it and said: I told u that I won't hurt u, and I smiled and said: Thank you Doctor, for removing this teeth, it really troubled me. Na wa o....... See as u just concentrate dey read am with bad thought..... Lolz.

Hi, Hw's ur day hope all is well, i just want to let u knw that there is something i want to ask u now which i,ve been hiding from u for a very long time, sometimes when i want to tell u i feel discouraged cos i dont knw if u re gona respond negatively, i just want to let u knw dat what i,m about to tell you has been a burden to me for a very long tym n i jst can't keep it in my mind any longer, so pls don't feel upset when i say dis to you, just knw dat it's from my heart and it's real, pls pls pls be sincere and tell me the truth How much is fufu in your Area.

Abi ur bf dey call u angel @temifisayo

. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after
death,
they still work as ancestors, collecting
kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic
Schnapps.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to
know whether they're
dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick the
hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros
Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your boyfriend's
texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones with guys. That's where the
truth is
5. No matter how expensive your Wrist
watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second coming,
its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100 weddings
and you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different from a
canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.
8.Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your
chest and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated
on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat
fast. 9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is
afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is
afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his
girlfriend, a
girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach.
10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago •BBM -
5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago • BIBLE -
2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your
cane in kerosene
11. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as
the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip,
but Women still retain the 1st position
12. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff
ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison
mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to
avoid Prison break
13. To those who commit suicide; why are
you so selfish? Why kill yourself when so
many people are looking for who to use for
money rituals?
14. As a matter of fact, there's no female
angel in the Bible. So if any guy calls you an
angel, na wash ooooo.

Abeg na play I dey *smilezzz*

thaoriginator:
Na dis kain ting Seun dey like

lolz na so una dey geh ur ban...cray nigga *smilez*

dyadeleye:
I have seen bigger boobs jere...eleyin kere gidi gan....

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