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Buhari travel all ova d world..buh his popularity has been 2 place..he ave neva been b4


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dustydee:
Surely they can learn from Nigeria. If the opposition in Nigeria hadn't come together, the PDP would have remained in power.

wetin u dey talk na...shey pdp resemble dictators 4 nigeria ni....pple opinions are silenced dere ova dere...so wetin be pdp own

specimen A – HOUSE-FLY
B – TOAD/FROG
C – HIBISCUS FLOWER
E – BEAN SEED
F – COCONUT FRUIT (WITH HUSK)
G – MAIZE FRUIT (MAIZE GRAIN)
H – MANGO FRUIT
I – TOMATO FRUIT
J – COCKROACH
K – EARTHWORM
L – THORACIC VERTEBRA
M – CERVICAL VERTEBRA
N – CAUDAL VERTEBRA
O – SACRAL VERTEBRA
P – HUMERUS .

D guy like beanz like craay

As i bounced and entered the WAEC
Examination
hall there was just one prayer inside my mind
which is, God please let me sit down near a
person that knows book because the silly boy
i
told to send me the answer on my phone looks
like who doesn't have sense. God finally
answered
my prayer, the girl that i sat with was an
albino
and she wore medicated eyeglass that has rope,
so, i knew for sure that she knows book well
well.
As the paper started, is then that this girl
started to
misbehave o. She was just covering her answer
anyhow but as a sharp guy that i am, i was
just
spying the answer from one deadly angle. When
it
remained just 5 minutes to go, is then that this
girl
caught me copying her answer and started
shouting at me. But i just ignored her,
considering
the fact that i had almost copied finish, the
next
thing that i heard was my phone's message
tune.
This useless boy has finally sent the answer. I
sighed and then told the invigilator to give me
a
fresh answer booklet. I then tore the one that i
copied from the albino girl and used the paper
to
stone her. I told her that, In her life, let her not
ever talk to me anyhow again, and kept the
fresh
booklet ontop my table and then used one kind
style to open the message. I saw " To
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maestrodavy:
Wack

asin wack rappaz will be like "my blood is so full..u can call me bloody fool"

Wack

Rapping can be traced back to Africa centuries before hip
hop music existed, the griots of west Africa were delivering
rhythmic poetry over drums and other
instrumentation. Rap or Hip Hop in its purest form is
essentially poetry that is performed with a beat.Throughout
this insrtuctable I will give you all the necessary steps to
become a good rapper. If you follow all the steps
necessary you could be making rap classics in no time.

STEP 1: DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
To become a great rapper you have to take notes from the
greats and see what makes them special. Instead of
listening to verses from your favorite rappers, take time out
to sit and dissect their lyrics. Often time we hear a line in a
song that we really like, but have you ever wondered as to
why you thought that line was so amazing? Or what literary
device was utilized? You can't perfect something if you don't
understand it. Also, it is important to understand and
respect the history of rap, even if the times have changed.

STEP 2: PRACTICE MAKE PERFECT!
Every great rap artist had to practice to be where they are
today. When you first begin to write it may be frustrating
because your rhymes don't come out sounding like
anything off Jay Z's album. It is vital to understand that
when you first begin to write your lyrics WILL suck. Nobody
sounds like Nas their first time writing a rap. It takes time
and patience and after a while you notice that you are
gradually becoming better. Eventually you will develop as a
artist, but you have to practice as often as possible.

STEP 3: ORIGINALITY
It can be extremely difficult to be recognized in the rap
industry, because it seems as though everybody wants to
be a rapper. So, in order to separate from the pack we're
going to have to use a little thing called originality.
Originality is the main thing that will get your noticed in a
industry full of recycled artists. Don't be afraid to be
yourself, even if you think it might be perceived as strange.
If you're avid about what you're talking about you will gain
respect. Hip Hop needs more insular artists to push the
genre forward so it can continue to thrive. The more
original and talented you are the more you will be
recognized.

STEP 4: INTROSPECTION
Rappers have to be able to make a connection with their
audience on a personal level. Sometimes that requires an
artist to be vulnerable and delve into their psyche. Which is
hard for a majority of rappers to do, because rapping has
been associated with toughness. However, when
introspection is done correctly you gain die hard fans
because they can relate to you on a personal level. That's
the difference between having your 15 minutes in the spot
light, and leaving your mark in Hip Hop forever

STEP 5: BE CREATIVE!
Go where no other artist has dared to venture into. Hip Hop
is still a relatively new genre waiting to be explored by new
talents. Don't think for one second that once you find your
sound you have be confined to that box. You are an
aspiring Hip Hop ARTIST, and artists push boundaries and
knock down barriers. The epitome of reinvention is Kanye
West, he continuously surprises his audience and almost
sounds like a new artist with every release of an album. If
you didn't know who Kanye West was and just listened to all
of his albums you would think each album was from a
different artist. Come up with creative concepts, and
captivate your audience.

STEP 6: CONTROVERY
Hip Hop is the art of story telling, often told by but not
restricted to the point of view of black males. Hip Hop has
ruffled feathers more than any other genre because it
penetrated the households of suburbia. With that being
said don't be afraid to say anything you feel is necessary to
progress society, that's not to say you should go on a lyrical
rampage and offend people, but you should definitely
exercise your artistic license.

STEP 7: DELIVERY
Delivery is key in keeping the listener entertained. Being
able to time your words to build suspense and force the
listener to pay closer attention to your words can make or
break a hip hop artist. Delivery in Hip Hop is the equivalent
of comedic timing, with the correct timing any joke
becomes funnier. However if a comedic pause is too short
or too long then it kills the jokes pun. Masters of delivery
were Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls, each very different
but equally as potent.

STEP 8: SWAGGER
Hip Hop is a very egotistic and braggadocios genre. An artist
has to have a swagger about his or her self. Not to say you
have to be the trendiest rapper in the game but you should
certainly rock whatever you do wear with the upmost
confidence. Because that is what swagger truly is, being
bold enough to be true to whom you are. However it
doesn't hurt if your flossing quite as hard as Jay Z, his
influence is off the charts. I vowed to never pop another
molly after listening to "Tom Ford".

STEP 9: PERSONALITY
Personality goes a very long way. One of the biggest
personalities in hip hop history belongs to Eminem aka
Slim Shady. His persona swept across the nation and
grabbed hold of teenagers everywhere. His edgy, "Don't
give a Bleep" attitude made people care about what he was
going to say next even more. Its common to see rap artists
with a lot of personality, rappers often make alter egos so
they can give the audience all the personality they can
handle.

STEP 10: STAGE PRESENCE
A rapper should be able to control the crowd. Don't stand in
one spot awkwardly clutching the microphone. You won't
last long as an artist if nobody wants to see you perform.
Practice having stage presence and interacting with
the crowd to make them feel like they're part of the show as
well. If you have a great presence on stage then people will
be dying to come to your concerts. Watch out though, some
fans get really attached.

STEP 11: SIGNIFICANCE
A mark of a great rapper is having lyrics that are so
significant that they transcend time. Tupac Shakur is still a
prevalent artist to date because of the cultural significance
of his lyrics. When someone is so influential its hard to let
them go, which is why there is a Tupac sighting about once
a month. If you want to be remembered find a issue you
feel passionately about and let your voice be heard. You
don't only represent yourself anymore you are a voice for
people who feel the same way you do.

Many of us are on the search for someone to fulfill our
dreams and make us happy in love and life. The desire
for love is natural, even to our biology. We are
programmed by our DNA for bonding and connection.
We are also raised to search for that one person who will
make our lives complete. Yet, the divorce rate in our
society is astronomical and many marriages or
relationships are dead and unhappy. So what gives? The
problem starts at the beginning. We are so busy looking
for someone else to fulfill us that we never look at how
to fulfill ourselves. We are not looking at who we are,
what makes us happy or what we want out of love and
life from an objective and wise perspective. Instead we
are out hunting for someone to do that work for us.
When we enter a relationship with a neediness for it to
fill us, we will always choose less than we deserve
because we will be choosing someone who also expects
us to make them happy.
5 Self-Fulfillment Steps to Master Before Entering a
Relationship
1. Look Your Best: When you respect yourself you make
sure to take care of your appearance. If you do not like
what you see in the mirror then it is likely that others
won't be attracted to it either. There is no room for
laziness in self-love or self-respect. If you don't
consciously invest in yourself, neither will anyone else.
Take care of your dietary, sleep, exercise and style needs
daily. A man or a woman will look at you and only put
the level of effort into you, or below, what you put into
yourself. What you look like and how you present
yourself says a tremendous amount about how you feel
about yourself.
2. Have a Purpose: Commit to having a much bigger
"something" in this universe to live for than a
relationship. There is something here you are called to
do that is individual to who you are. There is nothing
sexier than being with a person who is passionate about
their education, career and life.
Having a purpose gives you something to bring to the
table which shows maturity, responsibility, commitment
and a desire to make a difference. Being interesting and
self-sufficient is extremely attractive.
3. Be emotionally attractive: Get rid of being self-
centered and dramatic. Negativity is ugly and is also
contagious. There is nothing emotionally attractive about
complaining, whining and/or anger. To be emotionally
attractive you have to have your own sense of happiness
about who you are.
Most relationships fizzle due to the loss of an emotional
attraction. It isn't about being happy all the time, but it is
about being authentic and elegant with your moods,
sadnesses, angry moments and vulnerabilities.
Drama is what you do when you're afraid to express your
real thoughts and emotions. Know your emotions and
allow what needs to come up to come out. It is when you
are real and unprotected you are the most emotionally
attractive.
4. Learn to Follow: You cannot get to love if you cannot
let go of controlling the ones you love. Over-giving is
controlling, over-planning is controlling, telling your
partner what to do and how to be is controlling, being
demanding of your needs is controlling.
Being in love is about learning to let down the need to
control, learning to receive and allowing someone else
take the lead. When you are too controlling you make
your partner feel they are not needed, are
underappreciated and not capable of making you happy.
This will kill love quickly. Learn to receive, learn to follow
and relax into love. By doing less you get more.
5. Love yourself: If you do not love who you are, you
cannot expect someone to love you for you. You have to
commit to continually making your individual life
fulfilling and happy. You do not want to lose yourself in
your relationship where you stop doing the things which
bring you the greatest amounts of happiness.
Take care to maintain your friendships, times to be
alone, your workouts and how you eat. Keep up with
your individual treasures of happiness and avoid
surrendering all that responsibility to your partner. Being
someone you love and adore will make you easier to
love.
Being difficult to love isn't the challenge you want to set
up for your partner. They will tire quickly.
In committing to these steps you become more and
more of who you want to be. In committing to this type
of self-love you take full responsibility for your life and
happiness. This makes you loveable and much more
aware and wise in your decisions in who you choose to
love. When you have low self-worth you will love mostly
anyone willing to love you, and you often end up settling
for less, becoming less and believe less in yourself and in
love. To have more you must be committed to being
more. Loving yourself attracts someone to love you as
you love yourself. It all starts within.
Sherapy Advice: Don't wait for love to fulfill you, be the
love which fulfills you. In becoming more you will never
settle for less in love.

Guyz make una no vex....dis just my 1st post on nairaland

[quote author=BUTCHCASSIDY post=34307128][/quote]I don hear

1. Play with her hair while the two of you are watching TV. It doesn’t have
to be complex, just a little light head touching/hair-messing-with will put
her into a near-meditative state.
2. Get your dessert to-go at the restaurant so the two of you can eat it at
home while watching a movie/your favorite TV show.
3. Instead of just asking her where she wants to go for dinner — because
you know that she loves when you put in the effort to choose, but is really
picky when it comes to what she wants — give her three options that you
want to go to (including one or two you haven’t tried before, if possible).
It’s the best of both worlds.
4. If you spend the night at her place (or even if you share the place) make
the bed while she’s in the shower or getting ready.
5. When she’s on her way home from a big day at work, text her to be like
“I’m ordering takeout from [insert her favorite place here] and opening a
bottle of wine. What would you like?”
6. If she’s wearing really nice heels for a night out, offer to grab a taxi as
you’re about to head home so she doesn’t have to navigate the treacherous
stairs of the metro after a long night.
7. Offer to help her with one thing on her weekend to-do list if you notice
she’s overwhelmed. Even just running to the grocery store to grab some
basics can be an enormous help.
8. Before a trip somewhere (or just for no reason), get her a little
nightgown or pajamas that are both comfortable and cute. We can always
use more cute/functional sleepwear, and it’s something we rarely take the
time to buy for ourselves.
9. Cup her face gently when you kiss her, especially if it’s a totally
everyday, run-of-the-mill-love-ya kiss.
10. Bring her things she loves, but which are not ‘quintessentially
romantic.’ A bag of Cheetos, a nice shade of nail polish you liked at the
drug store, or a weird t-shirt can mean much more than roses.
11. Cuddle her unexpectedly while in public. Like, put your arm around
her in an affectionate (without being over-the-top) way, and let her sort of
melt into you.
12. Get the ingredients to make her favorite cocktail and have them
waiting for her when she gets home.
13. One day, for no reason at all, call in sick and have her call in sick so
that the two of you can spend the day together watching movies, ordering
in food, and hanging out.
14. Compile a small list of fun things going on in your city that weekend,
and send them to her work email on Friday morning to choose from.
15. Urge her to get the delicious-looking cheese-based dish instead of the
salad, because you know she’ll just eat yours if you don’t.
16. Be protective over something small (cute protective, not controlling
protective). Like if she’s about to go out and the forecast says it miiiiight
rain, insist that she takes her umbrella as she’s walking out of the house.
17. Pack her a lunch for work one day and write her name on the bag in
Sharpie. (Alternatively, put a little note on a napkin and put it in the bag.)
18. Attempt to help her with her makeup/beauty routine, even if you’re
terrible at it. (In fact, especially if you’re terrible at it — think Justin
Timberlake painting his girlfriend’s toes in the “Gone” video.)
Alternative: let her test out something on you on a boring Friday night at
home.
19. Convince her that you totally forgot to plan something for her
birthday/your anniversary/something special, and then at the last minute
be like “Sike get ready, we have reservations at 8:30,” and take her to
something extra special.
20. Rub her back for no reason.
21. Start watching a show with her and be religious about only watching it
when the two of you can watch it together. Waiting on an episode of Game
of Thrones so you can enjoy it together is the ultimate sign of love and
commitment.

This is Kado Estate in Gwarimpa and has been in construction since when GEJ was Deputy Governor of Bayelsa State, it's runned and managed by a consortium managed by a friend of mine, So how is it linked to Mama Peace.... Let's be discreet in our reportage, it's time to focus on the new government and the way forward for Nigeria

Ezenwammadu:
At least 25 dead and more dying in his first three days and he is here toasting and making condemnations through the press shouting i will stop bokokarm

What a slowpoke for president

abeg wetin dey pain u

aflyingbird:
u didn't give ur wife d chance to explain , she said she could explain but u shunned her. u saw her phone n immediately jumped to d conclusion dat she was having an affair, u left her mother's house n told her not to come back into urs .

ur MIL didn't do anything wrong . pple's native language is always going to be their default language , esp when with family members , meaning dat is wat came natural to her . u cud hv nicely asked her to speak english , i'm sure she wud've done dat but again u got up angrily .

ur problem is dat u jump to conclusions too soon without giving pple d chance to explain their side of d story . d same thing u did to ur wife is what u did to ur MIL. u need to learn to be more patient n hear what pple hv to say

u're actually spewin rubbish..afta seein d whole chat...nd still want an xplanation.....

vheMa:
for you not to understand what I said bro I think u gotta improve you IQ

na u be olodo jare....na u no undastand wetin e dey talk.

ziezy:
.....pack(s) of condom

u're on point

FriedPlantain:
This is animal brutality, why was the snake mobbed and killed by these uncivilised eggheads!
The murder of this poor creature begs for more questions than answer
Did the snake bite anyone?
Did the guy die?
What was the snake's offence to have been murdered in cold blood like that?
How long has the cobra been living in that hostel with them.
Could it be that the cobra (most likely a female) digs one of the students and slithered to his bed to profess her love for him only to meet her untimely death in the hands of this unruly savages.
Where are the animal rights activists when you need them in this country?


FriedPlantain

u're. Actually spewin rubbish..u can tend 2 become 1 if u're lookin 4 an animal right activist

Gejpresident:
hmmmm

any objection 2 wah I said?

Gejpresident:
nobody

can only stand for Jesus cos he is Almighty God

and my pastor Chris oyakhilome cos is d Jesus i see here on earth

I quote dah word chris d Jesus on earth...no one can take dah glory bro...he doesn't share his glory...no comparison plz

Oscarrazzi:
What do you think people?

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noh yet d former...

searay:
No comment except




[size=40pt]GEJ till 2019[/size]

u still day dreamin ryt..d outcome of d election still a shock 2 u..

iphanyiuma:
am sure you're not the only one on NL so read and fork off

pele e don pain u

donbrowser:
You are right cos during the days of Obasanjo we had 18 hours of light

evryday.........broz well done o...hmhmm...haha u can lie ooo...I dey fear u....18hrz..shey na inside kanji dam u dey live ni..

kenbee:
Amosun or Amosu? cause the later means "witchcraft" in my language.

Could this be supernatural cleansing of electoral frauds of just concluded elections?

see u...which 1 make we believe...shey na d 2 spellin kon get d same meanin 4 ur lang......smh..

iphanyiuma:
If boko haram is a fraud what do you call yahoo boys?? When buhari has something reasonable to say ill listen as a fan but not this one.....
Meanwhile...*rubs my eyes*
*rubs them again*
Am actually FTC shii!!! Am tired of this everyday!!!

I'm sure u read only d headline...cz u spewin rubbish

Opinedecandid:
Funniest?

Nope, far from entertainment.

He is obviously the 'madest', the 'clownest', the most appalling.

And I dare add, amongst all men, the most miserable!

clownest....?..chai...hmm well done o..

otiigba1:
None of this new generation so called singers in nigeria has a good voice anyway, they are all using voice machine, thats why they all sound the same

u spewin wah. U dnt knw

Iro ti poju..

As i bounced and entered the WAEC
Examination
hall there was just one prayer inside my mind
which is, God please let me sit down near a
person that knows book because the stupid boy
i
told to send me the answer on my phone looks
like who doesn't have sense. God finally
answered
my prayer, the girl that i sat with was an
albino
and she wore medicated eyeglass that has rope,
so, i knew for sure that she knows book well
well.
As the paper started, is then that this girl
started to
misbehave o. She was just covering her answer
anyhow but as a sharp guy that i am, i was
just
spying the answer from one deadly angle. When
it
remained just 5 minutes to go, is then that this
girl
caught me copying her answer and started
shouting at me. But i just ignored her,
considering
the fact that i had almost copied finish, the
next
thing that i heard was my phone's message
tune.
This useless boy has finally sent the answer. I
sighed and then told the invigilator to give me
a
fresh answer booklet. I then tore the one that i
copied from the albino girl and used the paper
to
stone her. I told her that, In her life, let her not
ever talk to me anyhow again, and kept the
fresh
booklet ontop my table and then used one kind
style to open the message. I saw " To
Download
Ladi (ABACHA) By Phyno And Olamide At
#50..Reply 3 to 4900..