Omo this girl was the best graduating student in my school... A medical school... Both of them are my chiefs

I just know say dem go reverse the ban... Because money wer dey generate opoor

Having mental issues
Becoming a burden to my family due to illness

Omo!!!

Bro it's so possible to combine studying medicine and surgery with crypto trading... My guy you will need cash to survive this course, there will be lots of expenses like textbooks (medical textbooks are way expensive than normal) materials like past questions and co... And also you will need cash for upkeep as studying will be so stressful... You might leave your house by 7a:m and be coming back late in the night due to clinicals... Just be ready to put extra work in studying to avoid repeat year or withdrawal from the course... Stay safe bro the choice is yours

Beckysexy:

No dear, I know about music. Believe me when I say Wizkid album is not so good.

Well... For you... But truly i think wizkid's album is dope... Name like 5 artist in your playlist...then i will know your level of knowledge for music

Beckysexy:

I know a lot.

Then definitely music is not one of them

Beckysexy:
I love Wizkid but I don't even know what he is singing nowadays.
The album is kinda overrated, only few tracks are good.

U know nothing BECKY

Show Dem camp ft cina soul- Duade
Santi- Steal a dime
Wizkid ft tems- Essence
PrettyboyDO- Them go hear weah
Jcole-lost ones
Jcole- Friends
Ajebo hustlers- Symbiosis

Jh0wsef:
That mouth odor naim dey weak. once her mouth is oozing and she's not aware of that fact, e mean say her kitten go smell like elephant tusk

I no know why to brush teeth dey hard some people

One time i was still in school... I got back from lag looking fresh and clean, a girl in my compound then (nonso) saw the freshness decided to come have a share of hers...omo as alaye wer i be i don code say this girl wan tear...omo went close to her like this mouth odour welcome me... I still lock up...omo make this girl pull pant like this...omo my j-rod fall like iroko tree ... I swear the smell go make you confuse.. I just lie tell her that im hungry... I can't tear with empty stomach na so i jakpa no come house till everywhere dark...

Omo the process dey very slow and painful but working on yourself is the best thing you can do to yourself... Na Dem go rush you

Lol...omo na your first game oo

Mine was...I woke up because of the urge to ease myself in the middle of the night... I was busy pushing wall thinking it was my door...after much stress as door no wan open... I just go back sleep

Princedapace:


My brother, enjoy ur life, millions of married men dont have this opportunity. It is rare. Enjoy it. A lady who is sexually addicted to u will worship u.

Bro no enjoyment here... When you meet a girl that loves sex.. Forget it... Be ready to straff for the whole day... Guy u go dey light after 3 days wer if car pass ur side with speed e go push you

Omo after i cum... The so called girl fit hustle for her own cum ooo... If she no fit cum make she drink water

joshuaidibia:
Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!

OP! you think you'll make heaven? Only u create topic only you FTC. After you'll open mouth and scream corrupt politicians. What are you?

Bro u come make me they feel season 8 already

Gud evening geez... Let me be straight here... I think i need help to put this gurl back on track... Well she ain't my bae buh a f#*k mate... Well last few weeks i dissappointed her by turning her down to her sex appeal due to some health issues(malaria nd typhoid)... She got angry... I told her sorry nd stuffs like that... Well fast forward to this few weeks she dont get attached to me again as b4 nd she now put me in amaka level(dissappointment llevels)... Buh she still act nice over the phone nd always want to be like MIKE u re the one... So please i need help in putting her in place... Bosses i need ur help gaan
NOTE: i ain't clingy or needy to her...

Nigg* is just dumb...

If u think 9ja guys likes s*x more than the gurls... U re joking...
A gurl nearly broke up with me for denieing her s*x.... I had to lash her wella to be forgiven...

Please av got my mind in this fiveer for long... Buh truely i dont really know what it's like... Can u just explain how it works.... Thanks

2. The hip bones... Which is more broader

I'm not understanding ooo... Where the beef for wizzy's comment.... Fans just dey kill themselves for two dudes wer dey make their money....
Abeg make my garri swell quick abeg.... Hunger is wicked :

Nigga u just brought back memories..... Proudly AJEKPAKO...

This road dey smile for wer.... Road to imsuth dey...

DavidTheGeek:




The only reason i'm not e-whooping your head with broken bottles is you said you want to master the drills on her.

I'll take that as: you're a novice who wants to learn.

Let me state this clearly to you.....

Your line sucks.

It's lame.

It's wack.



Were you trying to be funny or what? Cuz i don't know what you expected her to reply you with!

It's been a while you guys talked.

Whatever effect you may have had on her has (probably) gone stale.

Attraction actually expires.

Your first message should have been a FUNNY teasing compliment on her profile picture.

YOU: @dp *In-love Emoji*
YOU: Hold on let me get my dictionary so i can find the perfect grammar to ask you out.



For a girl who once liked you, she'll be happy to see that you might be interested in her.

Later in the chat you can then throw a challenge at her.

You better read the thread from beginning.

You need to learn how to balance cocky lines with funny lines.

It's called "cocky AND funny" not "cocky OR funny".

Meaning if you throw a cocky line, you MUST balance it by being funny.

Continue the chat by ignoring her question - "meaning?".

Ask her how she's doing. What has she being up to lately. etc.

Read the thread from beginning. Digest the drills. Then practice.

Till then, avoid unnecessary lines.

Bro i learnt my mistake and she is game back... I think i would love to take things to the romance level... Buh step by step

Please... I would like to knw... is it possible for someone to transfer fund from his/her bet9ja account into someone else bet9ja account.... If possible how please.... I need answer ASAP....

Boss Harddon... Pls ooo help me out... There is this gurl dat was attracted to me few months ago... All of a sudden i just went cold, stopped talking to her, lost interest in her... Now i want to master the drill with her... The convo went like this:
Me:hey
She:hi
Me:are u dat shy to say hello all this while.. Or is it ur ego
She: meaning
Dunno wat to reply her again so i no go blow up

Bosses Boss i hail ooo... Actually there is dis gurl in my class we have been fwends for over a year now... She comes to my lounge stay for longer hours... Actually i have dis sendless lifestyle towards her...nd i think its digging her... Buh nytime she comes around i dont have d sex feelings but dis gurl go wer die... How can initiate dis feelings nd how can i also initiate such feelings in her head....

[i][/i]I go buy evrything... Even dat mortar and peestle ;DI go buy evrything... Even dat mortar and peestle

When ni##as wan learn dis kain drawing... Dem dey ban da boy... Kenya whyyy?