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kings09:
I just did n it said "infinitely nothing".
Meaning u ll never contribute anything to humanity.

Think...wats d essence of ur existence?

google must have reported on your achievements as "infinitely nothing"
so sad this is your case...

so painful you can't match my records...

kings09:
Which contribution have u brought in your life

Go and check google...

ProudBornoBoy:
Source:

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2514060941950643&id=1806794632677281&set=a.1830790776944333&source=48

Nowadays, I no trust write ups from the north...

Maybe the award he won is world "faeces" award and not physics

Gokada dey fear competition from O ride...

Strategy my foot!...e should bring a bike DAT can fly...

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Ministerial list, my name no dey...

Commissioner list, my name no dey...

Special adviser, I no folo

Abeg y I go school self?

celebgistz:
Sky news recently reported about British cop “Khafi” having sex on Big Brother Naija with Gedoni.

The reporters said that Khafi having sex on national tv is not the problem but the main problem is not getting permission from your boss before going to the show and if she get pregnant, she’s probably going to loose her Job.

Khafi might risk loosing her job and is currently under an investigation by the Met’s Directorate of Professional Standards for having a sexual relationship on national tv.

Watch the video below

Source: https://www.quicknaija.com/sky-news-reports-on-khafi-having-sex-in-bbnaija-house-nigerians-react/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9x5uyTqugY

You carry ursef come bbnaija, u spend all your money,
The boy just dey knack you, you come dey cry

Chorus:
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You carry ursef come bbnaija, u spend all your money,
The boy just dey knack you, you come dey cry"


Omo see aunty!,

Chorus: Aunty...

Aunty, wey mumu...

Chorus: Aunty

Aunty, wey no wise

Chorus: Aunty

Aunty wey like knack

Chorus: Aunty

Why the corpers fold hand like say dem carry stone as Aisha buhari did to all shatani?

She can't try anything funny as her "manhood lives on"

After the stoning of Satan "al shatani" by madam first lady, I expected that the dollar would equate 1 naira and this talk of lesbianism, killings n Shiites would stop.

Since Satan is dead. Our dear President should come up with a press release on our new exchange rate.

Naked ladies taken over lasgidi in d days of sanwo olu

Zeelov:
Ayo Adesanya who is a Nigerian film actress, director and producer is a year older today. She appears in both Yoruba and English-language films...
She hails from Ijagun, Ijebu in Ogun State southwestern Nigeria. She attended St. Ann school at Ibadan, the capital of Oyo State and later proceeded to the University of Ibadan where she obtained a bachelor's degree in Mass communication. She began her career in 1996 after she completed the National Youth Service Scheme and her first appearance on television was on Tunji Bamishigbin's soap opera titled Palace. She later joined the Yoruba-language film indstury, where she has featured, produced and directed several films. She also appears in English-language films.
She celebrates herself as she turns 50 today.

See more: http://www.balfashion.com/2019/08/ayo-adesanya-celebrates-50th-birthday-in-style.html

See photo:

"Slay mama, to ba tiri snap chatty, won toju tete, wan demo pelu flower Lori"

I am expecting Airtel to blame it on Fulani herdsmen...

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Afamed:
Dr. Yakubu Nura of the University of Maiduguri Nigeria wins World Physics Competition

World Championship-2019 in Physics (EINSTEIN’S PLANETARY EQUATION) acknowledges the outstanding international contributions and is selected based on international meritorious competition. Dr Yakubu Nura's research article was judged winner among 5721 nominations from 97 countries, screened for the World Championship-2019 in Physics (EINSTEIN’S PLANETARY EQUATION).

World Champion Dr. Yakubu Nura is now recognized as Father of modern EINSTEIN’S PLANETARY EQUATION studies in Physics. The purpose of the award is to identify brilliant scientists and academicians around the world through World Championship. The World Championship is organized by International Agency for Standards and Ratings at international level Dr. Yakubu Nura, (World Champion and Fellow, Directorate of Physics, IASR) plays a vital role in advancement of scientific knowledge in Physics (EINSTEIN’S PLANETARY EQUATION

#CONGRATULATUONS ���✌️!!

World champion in Physics can only garner 5 likes on nairaland, if na sex in bbnaija, we for don see 1500000 likes and shares. This feat means nothing to even the oga at the top.

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MeeztaSoft:
I moved into this nice apartment a year ago while the business I was doing was booming. Things were moving very fine and I am single because I have not had time for ladies for years now.

The landlord and his family have their own separate building inside the same compound and the landlord is someone who works with an offshore company so he is usually away for quite a while.

The kids are in secondary school so most times the landlords wife is usually alone and runs a mini supermarket in front of the compound. Being that my business has really gone very slow and money isnt flowing like before, I hardly go out and just try to do some online freelance jobs while am still hoping on starting another business. Because of this the landlords wife have been really pressuring me for sex and I keep finding excuses to avoid it. My rent is due very soon and she knows am sort of broke because I owe some credit in her shop and she has secretly started telling me that she will make sure I am removed from the house if I don't agree to her request.

This is very sad because I love the house and the husband is a very nice man. Their kids are also very fund of me like I am their elder brother. Even if I have to move out I don't even have the money right now and the problem is that it was the lady who gave me the house being that her husband wasn't around then and he comes from time to time.

I am so very confused that I had to come here to see if I could get any good advice from good people here.

What is confusing about this? seems you are interested in "eating the forbidden fruit". Go and learn from Joseph in the bible.
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Jewingle:
Good morning good people of Nairaland. Please I need your input on this.


I have a friend that recently got married to a young beautiful lady from Thailand. She came to Nigeria, they got married and after everything they both traveled to Thailand .

Now, his wife wants him to forfeit his Nigerian passport to gain Thailand passport since they don’t allow dua citizenship. I adviced him to go ahead with the Thailand passport since this could be once in a lifetime opportunity because he was really contemplating on weather it’s a good idea or not.

Pls travel gurus and experts. What’s your take on this?
Is this move a good idea? Would it affect him in the future? Please advice from travel experts and experienced folks will be deeply appreciated

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