₦airaland Forum

Just after wizkeed posted his own smoking pix. Smh

So these are the ostriches .. Acting like commandos. I wish I cud shoot your testicles, all of u.

uncjay:
Wow.....I've read a lot inspiring, comic, touchy and funny threads here....ah! Nigerians u guys can give replies! Enh. I can't even stop laughing reading some people's message. I'm still in school hoping after graduation would have a great stories to tell....the fact is that I took my time to read every segment and I found it worth it...

#aboveAll
I have gain and learn a lot on here esp from YOUNGEXEC and I'm happy I did...tnkx to Op...

u welcome. Study hard *smiles*

Hi Peeps, does any one know if any Nigerian University offer MSc in Quality Management?
I appreciate ur responses. Thanks

Too many words for a Birthday shout out.

ifyan:
But him no be Messiah. My bro chiillllllll.

we don't need a messiah to provide stable power. Except to stabilise oil prices!

fredcarmarts:
Sorry

meant u good @d business.

Slonge2:
nice rides and at an affordable price.

when i decide to upgrade, i will contact you.

I think this guy knows his onions.

inviix:
Buhari looks more like a president than Jona.

Define extensively, the approved specification for the look of a president (50 marks )

Despite the fact that am writing this test just for d fun, I think sterling bank should do something better on their IT! Not able to log in

CaptainOjemba:
Poverty is a disease.

I can't help laffing @ur post. Poverty is also a mentality. Like seriously. Do people still do this? What kind of brains do these people have ??

lalasticlala:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/09/breaking-one-feared-dead-as-crisis-rocks-oshodi/

I saw Policemen in the convoy. they were seen to provide security for the APC supporters. Its a shame on the Law enforcement agency if someone actually died.

Osc:
I think Lagos needs change as well so that traitor would suffer in Agbaje's hand.

APC ! CHANGE!! They have stopped shouting Change lol. We need CHANGE in ALL STATES of THE FEDERATION

Jesus Christ!!!!

rattlesnake:
Where two or three are gathered I am there
Church is not a building
Church is not a union
Church is not an association
Church is not a cathedral
Church is not a tent
Church is the body of Christ....

well said!

This is Victory for Democracy in Africa.
Fashola is expected to do the same
JK for Governor!

tanimola22:
You should thank him for those words, especially if he didn't cheat you and he paid you based on his company's capacity..Those are confidence giving words.

of course I thanked him and wished his coy great achievements ahead.

I resigned yesterday.. *smiles* I was with my boss doing a couple of international business deal documentation and files transfer up to the late hours of Yesterday.

When we wre done, I handed over my letter to his suppt.pharmacist.

He openly told me He wished he could beat my New offer. "I wish I could Keep you, you are the type of staff every organisation would love to keep". These words made me happy. Lol. The redness of His eyes too made me pity him.. Buh hey I had already signed for another coy.. I have to go boss. *smiles

Hi NLers,

There's a feeling of satisfaction when as an employee who has just gotten a better employment offer, with Better Pay, Better working conditions.. present your resignation letter to your ex-managers.
Especially as a dedicated staff who has taken a lot of bullshyt from Bosses lol. The look on the faces of these Managers could be rewarding at that point.
This Happened to a colleague .. He was called in for a secret meeting. The management promised to give him a new car, send him for trainings abroad, increase his salary by 75percent if he withdraws his letter. Funny thing was that they strongly advised him not to disclose to any other member of staff. No documentation, No signed agreement.
As a wise person who has seen the Near and Far of the organisation in just 3 years, he humbly rejected their bogus promises and moved on.
Please Share your experience

Sleekyshuga:
It's quite a lengthy topic but also, an eye opener . Your patience is appreciated.

What Is Marriage?
It is a union between a man, and a woman who makes a permanent, and exclusive commitment..
It is otherwise called Matrimony or Wedlock..

What Is A Court Marriage? It is a legal back up union between a man, and a woman or the sealing of a marriage by Law..
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I got into a conversation with a friend this afternoon. He talked about his intentions to settle down when he comes back home (Nigeria, since he has been in Asia) by December.

He literally asked for my assistance in helping him search for a lady he can settle down with. I vividly remember the last time we spoke (Sept. 2013). When I asked about his girlfriend, he said she was fine, and that got me a little confused.
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Fast forward to today.....

Jenny: You want to settle down?
Agozie: Yes!
Jenny: What happened to your girlfriend?
Agozie: She is fine.
Jenny: Why are you in search of another lady when you have a girlfriend?
Agozie: Her problems are much.
Jenny: *eager to know*.. What kind of problems?
Agozie: She is constantly asking for a court marriage.
Jenny: And what's wrong with that?
Agozie: Hmmmm... Ladies, and your sense of reasoning. She wants to 'Reap where she did not sow'. Traditional and white wedding is OK for us..

It got me thinking, and I got interested.. I randomly asked few males on my list (25-32 years) range on their take on court marriage.. I'll try to quote them..

1st guy: Why court marriage when I'll properly get married to her? Court marriage na for people wey get belle b4 marriage or people wey their parents no gree give approval..

2nd guy: I've not really thought about it, maybe because I still see it as a Western type of marriage..

3rd guy: Why should I? Na she buy me property?

I continued in my quest to know/learn...

4th guy: Yes, I will. It's the best form of marriage. It protects the lady from any form of maltreatment..

5th guy: Yes, I will. It gives the lady a right, and separation will follow due process..

6th guy: Yes, but other people's opinion matter (such as my spouse family), etc..

My fellow Nairalanders, what's your opinion(s) on court marriage.

@OP I am the 5th Guy there. Next time I would charge u for sampling my opinion

PearlO:
Most times u dnt ve to do anyfing....if u cn move out fine, bt if u cnt, ignore him
No mara hw hard a pson is d always ve moments of reflection.....
hez ur father n cudnt possibly mean wot he said.....he'll come around

you are Very Right.

I saw the thick smoke from a distance at work today.

Nice sample buh too many words on that CV.

Billyonaire:
The trouser is oversize. What was she thinking ?

it belongs to her husband

This is the kind of News I love to read about.
Congratulations on your New Job. God bless you!!

I Love this Man @Paul Orhi. Good Job NAFDAC.

Not Forgetting your skills and Areas of Competence. You would have to answer Interview questions by sharing how u have applied such skills.

OBJ has Lovely Boots

Oildichotomy:
This colour is the real madness

which kain devilish cloth be this wey dey cause wahala since morning ?? Lmao

They say if u fair, u won't stay.