₦airaland Forum

Joenyam:
Source: http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/jonathan-is-the-reason-we-cant-give-school-kids-1-free-meal-or-pay-n5-000-monthly-apc.116781/

who said this rubbish?

chronique:
It's a late 09 model. Just the way you have the 08 corolla with an 07 shape,even when the 08 shape changed in 08. Hope you get it...

yeaa I do. Kinda confusing @first.

Hi, is that the grile for a 2010 cammry?

20kgms?? And this may not be the first. I see greed in their eyes.

Lol

Engine pix for the altima. Thanks

Where are the ministers?

Fhemmmy:
Thanks for your time on our thread, we appreciate you . . . We will be able to get you such with all your CONDITIONS at a cost of ONLY 2.99M Naira, looking forward to doing business with you.

mr femmy does 2008 still cost that high or is that negotiable? That's almost 3M for a 2008 camry

2008 Toyota camry SE V6, leather seats low mileage non accidented, Top grade tyres + spare, dark grey or silver grey exterior + cream interior. Reply asap. Thanks

carnegiefan:
The last time I checked Nigeria is not fighting a war against a foreign country. Boko Haram for example is a local construct designed by northern interest groups to return power to the north. If the dog no longer listens to his masters whistle calls, the master simply needs to speak to him in the same language they both understand, be it Hausa, Fulfude, or Kanuri.
The civilized countries of the world refused (and rightly so) to sell you weapons because they know you will turn it on the people.
As for Biafra (which is the real reasons you are really thinking about building weapons locally after foreigners turned you down), all they want is freedom. If you cannot give them freedom, be rest assured that you cannot outproduce them if it ever comes to that.
Dialogue saves millions of lives and cash.

boko haram don't use local weapons

I use these more often on lync
COB - Close of Business WRT - With Respect To NLT - Not Less Than NMT - Not more Than IVO - In view of TBC - To Be Communicated WOW - Ways of Working AWS - As We Speak AOY - As of Yesterday NVM - Never Mind AAT - As At Today

What a milestone from a world leader!! This is what is referred to as 'Patient Focus'

exlinkleads:
Wonders will never and shall never cease in this our dear country. Imagine the antibiotic drugs a guy purchased at a pharmacy store in Lagos recently. Today is the 10 of July 2015 but the the said drugd was manufactured in April 2016 (How is this possible?). Which time will it expire then? Maybe 2020..lol

This is one of the Wuruwuru games Nigerian drug manufacturers are playing with people’s health. How are we sure this drug hasn’t passed its expiration date?

Abeg my people, were is NAFDAC?


- See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/07/medical-scam-drugs-manufactured-in-2016.html#sthash.tHnQnGLw.dpuf

there is a process to handle GMP failures like this instead of posting it online.

dougivilla:
That was their promise in the heat of passion; during their season of ''high tension'' madness. Check their manifesto


Nigerians have been scammed!!

Present Administration Score sheet (Updated)
Total Number of projects initiated = 0
Total Number of Projects Completed = 0
Total Number of Roads Rehabilitated = 0
Total number of Schools Built = 0
Total Number of jobs created = 0
Total number of corrupt politicians jailed = 0
Total number of Refineries Built = 0
Total Number of Ministries created + Ministers Appointed = 0
Total fights in the Hollow chambers = 2

Bridgetown:
Your handsome drunkless father has not been able to become a local palmwine village leader talkless of a president.

Poorly brought-up child. NONSENSICAL INFINITESIMAL(according to my grandmother)

God bless you all for the likes.

lol. His father can't lead pine-wine tappers cos he dosnt drink na

dougivilla:
Na so them talk in the heat of passion!! During their high tension madness season!!

Check their manifesto. Nigerians have been scammed walahi!!

You correct mahn. Saw the posters around town. We are waiting and watching anyway. Just thinking, 5K for the unemployed.. 5K for the agberos to smoke more weed. LoL. Sai Bah-bah

dougivilla:
PMB's government at a glance:
Average number of promise by PMB to time spent in office is approximately 3 promises per day.
Total number of fulfilled promises = Zero
Average number of death from bokoharam since May 29, 2015 just increased to 28 per day
Total number of Chibok girls rescued = Zero
Average value decrease in exchange rates to dollar is 1 naira loss to the dollar per day.
Total number of jobs created so far = Zero
Average number of persons receiving the 5k promises per day = Zero
Total number of Children enjoying free lunch (with fruits, as dessert) = Zero.
If not prayer what else??
Yea! # Sai Baba, #Sai Buhari!!! APC ................

LMAO!!! @Free Lunch (with Fruits, as dessert)

My fears for Tokunbo vehicles !!

citizenisb:
A lot of times we try to project the image of the benign, peace loving drunk from Otueke to cover up the complete rot his administration represented. It is just a repeat of history as most of us know that Shagari is a good man but his administration was very corrupt.

I stay in Abuja and I know that the corruption under the GEJ administration was monumental and the enormous revenue accrued to the government was wasted even much more than Abacha, Babangida and Obasanjo combined. Why are we so wicked to keep on defending his administration.

Buhari has a lot of personal flaws but if we can remember this election was a referendum on GEJ not necessarily about Buhari in the swing states of the South West and North Central.

Whether he appoints Ministers this night or next year it is a huge relief from the madness we just went through for six years.

It will take a lot for us to recover with the depleted external reserves, crash of crude prices, a possible Greek default, reduction in summer travel and GDP/ Oil use due to terrorism fears, a huge slowdown in China, 30 million barrels of stored Iranian crude about to hit the market with the removal of sanctions and two possible interest rate hikes by the US Federal Reserve.

We are in interesting times no matter who is at the helm and the earlier we all hunker down and pray to weather the storm without terrible social unrest that will come with job losses, subsidy removal, Naira devaluation and corresponding hyperinflation adding to the Boko Haram insurgency decimating the North East and the bankruptcy of the states.

Let me give you a brief example; Buhari told the governors to negotiate longer loan tenors with the banks up to 20 years to reduce the strain and inability to pay salaries, do you know how that will affect bank profits and systemic liquidity. What will happen to their Oil and Gas loans if oil prices dip further.

May God help this country but please it is sheer wickedness to bring up the previous administrations records. In other climes they would have been shot by now.

you can make your point without bringing GEJ into this. No body is defending his administration. Besides Change is here. We have progressives like Saraki on the controls. All Hail Nigeria.

This Ride is clean. Is it LE or XLE??

Hope6289:
I'm not against people meeting pastors or going to prayer houses but what I'm against is how Christians become so gullible because they're desperate for answered prayers and fall victims to fake pastors/prophets.

Jesus taught us how to pray before He left the world and He also gave His word in John 14:14 that He answers prayers offered in His name. We should learn to seek God for ourselves, develop a relationship with Him and hear from Him.

My friend was desperate to enter a silly relationship because she was certain that he was her husband because a prophetess said so! I tried warning her cos the guy treats her like trash but she said he's her divine husband. The guy dated someone else eventually after ridiculing her.

When I was looking for a job, my sister out of concern, told a Pastor and he said it was because I mistakenly cursed myself and I should wake up in the night, vomit and spray a particular perfume when next I go for an interview. I was so pissed off and didn't do anything he said. I wasn't going to let anyone take advantage of my unemployed situation, afterall I'm not the only graduate job hunting. I prayed myself and believed in God and He opened a way.

Please learn to seek God yourself and pray with sincere believers not jumping from one prayer mountain to the other or from one prophet to another. Some of them would just compound your problems and make you believe silly things.
All God needs to answer your prayer is your faith, obedience, patience and persistence.

we share like minds. Congrats on ur new Job. Smiles.

Get Busy. Find a Positive Reason to leave home every morning. Pray more. Trust God. Listen to music. Unemployment ts only for a while

Ramnon2:
Then APC folks called Jonathan a ''clueless fisherman''
Now PDP calls Buhari a ''clueless cattle rearer''
Saraki calls VP Osinbajo a ''mere commissioner''
So, from henceforth, while Buhari is a clueless cattle rearer, Osinbajo should be referred to as '' mere commissioner Osinbajo''.

APC began giving PDP folks nicknames. Now is pay back time, no?
Meanwhile how is Tinubu doing today?



See Mr. commissioner seated sheepishly on a cheap chair, lost in thought and mopping like a slowpoke at nothing in particular, while a serious discussion is ongoing between his masters.

my VP looking like a new recruit who hasn't got a job description lol

modhream:
You will do well to quote those sections of "Constitution" you refer to cos what you posit is definitely not in the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,1999 as amended.Maybe you quote from that scrap of akara paper Iya Basira sold you this morning.

LMAO

mrmetoo1:
You win some, you lose some.. trust people to blow this out of proportion. There are still enough appointments, posts, etc

these appointments would still have to pass tru the house for approval / disapproval. The Change is Finally Here. ******* it really sucks to see a group of old selfish men wading about their agbadas staging meetings and thinking they can champion the affairs of this great country our forefathers laboured for.

benebaby77:
The way people dey post their experiences at various banks on Nairaland go soon make people lose interest in banking jobs. But then before I must chop banking money well....

no money to chop there..

keyzid:
For crying out loud, this man is damn too old to start bearing the task meant for 2 or more people. You are the President, you still wanna play the petroleum minister role. That's insane. Appoint somebody pls and face other things.

OBJ did same at one time..Now we are here.

This is my New Dream Ride!

A responsible Government should completely take over the distribution / marketing of petroleum products truout the country. These so called independent marketers don't mean well for this country.

I actually cautioned someone on this yesterday.

Neplusultra:
D way drivers speed on dat bridge eh!

you can't be on that bridge and not speed. It takes discipline to control urself. I once did 140 on that bridge (first time in ma lyf). God Guide and protect us. Amen