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Business / Re: How To Be Rich Selling EXPIRED Domain Names With Proofs. by Mafsteve: 3:33pm On Oct 08, 2018
if I buy domain at network solution,will I be able to list it for sale without waiting for 6 months
Romance / Re: Letter To Christian Sisters by Mafsteve: 5:28pm On Jan 14, 2018
Fakura2:


How can you claim to be a sister of Christ with the makeup embellished face on your dp? Do you know how many sexual thoughts raced through my mind when I saw your profile picture? You are even sending subtle sexual messages through your facial expression. You are a demon in the guise of a saint.

So na her makeup dey turn you on. undecided

Mumu....

And you are a fool in disguise of an IMBEClLE
Romance / Re: Small Cock Beats Big Dog, Lots Of Lessons To Be Learnt(pic) by Mafsteve: 7:58pm On Jan 13, 2018
End time c0ck grin grin grin
This confidence is too much.o
Are you sure the cock is not high on something??

BTW the dog is a disgrace to doghood....
Chained or not,dogs always have one rigid pride like that...
And if you can notice the c0ck's body language... This is not the first time the c0ck is molesting the sad dog(the c0ck is on some "have done this before,I can do it again" confidence shii) grin
Romance / Re: Why Do People See Me And Make The Cat Noise (meww)? by Mafsteve: 4:20am On Jan 13, 2018
This girl will not kill somebody grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Lady Puts Hair Remover In A Friend's Hair Relaxer After She Slept With Her Bf by Mafsteve: 4:14am On Jan 13, 2018
StrawberryGloss:
Forgive them both.
Leave them.
Move your life on.
Give yourself time.
Get your self-respect back.
Get your self-steem back.
Get your self-love back.
Get new friends.
Get a new boyfriend.

Lastly kick her out with a bang grin

Seriously?? Did she tell you she's looking for her self-esteem undecided
The girl is just having fun with her roommate's hair grin

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Romance / Re: Is It Ok For Parents To Kiss Their Kids On The Lips? by Mafsteve: 6:52pm On Jan 11, 2018
I believe its ladies thing....the only thing I would add to ma parenting gallery that I didn't get from ma parents is tell them I love them often.... Buh kiss??....if ma babe dey kiss my kids too much gan...we gon sit down and talk about it...babe when was the last time you gave me that kinda deep kiss you just gave to princess?? grin
Romance / Re: Just After Celebrating His Pregnant Girlfriend On Twitter, Boy Finds Out She’s B by Mafsteve: 6:43pm On Jan 11, 2018
Jodha:
And yhu say deyre 19...

Do they look like 35 to you... sad
Oya close your mouth before I....
Romance / Re: Just After Celebrating His Pregnant Girlfriend On Twitter, Boy Finds Out She’s B by Mafsteve: 6:41pm On Jan 11, 2018
Chikita66:
Chai, e dey pain.

Hmmm I believe you are speaking from experience... He don pain you before abi tongue
Romance / Re: What Is A Slayqueen And How To Identify A Slayqueen by Mafsteve: 3:25pm On Jan 11, 2018
Wetin slay queens do you??...
Slay Queens are not intelligent, blah blah blah...and you think you are intelligent,simply because you are not a slay queen??...
Slay queen till I marry,Infact I yaf vex, I would even marry a slay Queen gan sef...the type that your hubby wouldn't be able to take his eyes off in your presence undecided

#teamFaithfulSlayQueens
Romance / Re: Need Help Breaking A Bad Habit by Mafsteve: 7:29pm On Dec 21, 2017
greatnaija01:
IT IS EASY TO BREAK SUCH HABIT WHEN U FIND THE UNDERLYING FACTOR THAT MAKES IT HAPPEN------- JOBLESSNESS- you have too much free time no your hands that's y u watch porn n masturbate. when U start REAL WORK 8am - 5pm then you will NOT even be able to hold you deeq talk more of stroking cos only two things will be on your MIND..... FOOD n SLEEP.

HABITS have character supports.... porn n massturbation are usually on LAZY, UNEMPLOYED, STUDENTS, BORED, because its their "Getaway" fantasy that takes them out of the consciousness of the reality of their environment- simply put.... THEY HAVE NO LIFE.


so bro... get a JOB or GET BUSY with something very engaging and ensure you are under constant monitoring... u cant do it alone. THEN after 21 DAYS OF NON OF SUCH STUFF your life will reset and your values will change... else if you continue doing it you would soon loose value for progress n life and self improvement will not appeal to u again.

Baba stop saying what you don't know joblessness is not the underlying cause of anything...joblessness just give you more time to masturbate...if you like go and do bricklaying work to wear yourself out...have masturbated in class before in sec skool grin
Underlying cause of masturbation is sexual urge and everybody has it...lemme stop here...

@op masturbation and social awkwardness go hand in hand...the only solution is to have a babe that is sexually active,the only reason why you are masturbating is because you can't get a babe...if you enter pvssy five times you will never think of masturbating in your life again,and you will start feeling pompous to the act(its for small boys jhor)..
So get this area of your life handled

Please this solution is not applicable to girls.o..if a masturbating girl gets her first d!ck that's when her demand for cucumber and cassava will increase grin
Romance / Re: Facts About Guyz Believe It Or Not! by Mafsteve: 10:07pm On May 08, 2013
Inik: 13. Real guys are chasing and making money, they don't have time to read this list
i think the question is are you one of the real guys dick?
Romance / Facts About Guyz Believe It Or Not! by Mafsteve: 9:36pm On May 08, 2013
1.Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls
2.Guyz luv flirts
3.A guy can like you for a minute and then forget you afterwards
4.when a guy says he doesnt understand you,it simply means you are not thinking the way he is
5.what are you doing right now or have you eaten already? Are the usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering
6.Guys may be flirting around all day but b4 they go to sleep they always think about the girl the rily care about
7.when a guy really likes you,he'll disregard all your bad characteristics
8.Guys go crazy over a girl's smile
9.Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention
10.Guyz hate it when you talk about your ex-bf
11.Guys cry!!!!;-(
12.Giving a guy a hanging message like "you know what?!..uh..neva mind!"would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking
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Business / REAL ESTATE BIZ: Buy,sell,rent Or Become A Paid Distributor by Mafsteve: 8:33pm On May 07, 2013
Are you in need of a house or you want to get to know about real estate biz? Do you want to become a paid sale representative(real estate)?.....then follow me here: http://www.erimama.com/index.php?m=155873
Business / Open Your International Bank Account by Mafsteve: 9:47pm On May 03, 2013
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join pre-lauch for free now
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Jobs/Vacancies / Become A Distributor And Make Money by Mafsteve: 9:47pm On Apr 29, 2013
Do you want to become a distributor and make money? If yes Then lets not waste time and click(head office is in lagos) http://erimamaportablecabins.com/index.php?m=192
Properties / Portacabins and prefab homes for sale by Mafsteve: 11:54am On Apr 29, 2013
Hi, My name is mafikuyomi stephen working for erimama portable cabins,our head office and manufacturing site are based in lagos. But we service customers all over nigeria including lagos,abuja,portharcourt,ibadan,kano,kaduna, far east and other part of the country.
Need any of the above just place your order here
http://erimamaportablecabins.com/index.php?m=192
and we will deliver to you anywhere you live in nigeria super fast or call these numbers for more information you can call these numbers:08033290430 or 07086459367
Properties / Ar u in need of prefab homes,portcabins or steel building? by Mafsteve: 11:36am On Apr 29, 2013
Hi, My name is mafikuyomi stephen working for erimama portable cabins,our head office and manufacturing site are based in lagos. But we service customers all over nigeria including lagos,abuja,portharcourt,ibadan,kano,kaduna, far east and other part of the country.
Need any of the above just place your order here
http://erimamaportablecabins.com/index.php?m=192
and we will deliver to you anywhere you live in nigeria super fast or call these numbers for more information you can call these numbers:08033290430 or 07086459367
Romance / Re: Top Ten Romantic Words To Say To A Girl You Really Love.(grls Ar Also Invitd) by Mafsteve: 9:37am On Apr 29, 2013
Its not all about cash!

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Romance / Top Ten Romantic Words To Say To A Girl You Really Love.(grls Ar Also Invitd) by Mafsteve: 10:06am On Apr 28, 2013
1. I love u more than yesterday but less than tommorrow
2. You ar the reason why other girls stinks
3. Its a beautiful day today right? Not becus of the wheather but because of you
4. You ar worth waking up for.
5. MY heart beats your name
6. When I caught mysef smiling,i realize i was thinking about you
7. I could conquer the whole world with one hand as long as u ar holding my other hand
8. Weneva i luk into your eyes i always hear my heart beat saying "she the one"
9. I was just going to say something bt i forgot when i started luking at u.
10. U knw d last tym i saw you,i sworn to mysef that there is no girl in the world that can be more beautiful dan u.... U jst prove me wrong.

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Forum Games / TRUTH OR DARE Lets Av Some Fun!!dnt 4get To Comment by Mafsteve: 9:14pm On Apr 22, 2013
Truth or dare! A house is burning....two people are in d burning house(UR MUM AND UR GIRLFRIEND) and u've got to save dem,who will you save first? Ur mum or ur gf and why Be honest.o @guyz:ur comment is veri important!
Jobs/Vacancies / How To Get Rich? Well U Got 2 Think "Bigger" by Mafsteve: 4:08pm On Apr 22, 2013
Most people wonder how sm ppu ar rich while some ar poor, sm people say wealth can be inherited, y not u accumalate wealth so dat ur children wud inherit it? U dnt nid 2 tell me the anser its becus u dnt knw how,now afta ridn dz, u shud be able 2 do so.
First dont bet on ur education. Dis simply means your education cant make u rich especially n a country like 9ja...to me education is lyk an investment and in every investment u either gain or lose, dnt get me wrong education is a gud thing infact one of the best thing but how will u prove dat u ar educatd if u ar stil struggling with poverty wn doz dat drop out of skul ar not, "train ur mind to thnk" wake up dy wont teach u au to be successful in ur skul probably becus they dont knw how. But theres nthn bad if u teach ursef or learn 4rm sm1else
Second,change the way u thnk and make use of ur tym lyk time is money"the power of thnking is the wisdom of the rich" to become a millionaire u either sell a million worth of a commodity to a person or u sell 1 naira worth of commodity to one million people.... "TIME is MONEY" only to dose who knows the "secret" cus many ppu work many hours yet paid a little wage.
Take risk! If u win u'l be happy if u lose u'l be wiser...the bigger the risk the bigger the profit/LOSS bt there smthn much better dan d Profit/LOSS it is calld "experience"
KNOW OPPORTUNITY WEN U SEE IT. I finaly knw the rizn why the say opportunity comes but once, its nt dat opportunity cms once, bt if u cn see a opportunity without making use of it, THOUSANDS OF OPPORTUNITY WALK INFRONT OF UR EYES UN-NOTICED

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