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Oh la la! Only few men go buy am for their babes, wives maybe but babes, um um um! Abeg if you like me,buy am for me and I go gree your own.

I think it is real. What we think, makes us. If you are positive, things tend to get better for you. Positive energy opens doors and negative ones will only drain and destroy you,your happiness and you wish to live.

The universe has two energies, positive and negative, it is up to you to choose.

@doyin13

What is your fascination with yansh and how you will flog it? I hope you are not a ****?

@doyin13

What is your fascination with yansh and how you will flog it? I hope you are not those kind of men that frighten little children only to totori them in dark corners??

@Bbeee
They are dragging for MAN!

@Morenike

Na man you come find for here?

Na wa o! Una don commot for Ashawo yarns,now na greeting una dey talk about, serious MUMURITY! Olodo!

Too many FUCKAHOLICS on this thread. Ashawos! All your peepees and totos will soon kaput.

Sex machine Ashawo kobo-kobo

Nothing like HELL FIRE. Hell simply means the common grave of man. Hades,Gehena, they just mean grave. There is no fiery furnace where Mr devil will torment you, NOTHING LIKE THAT! NADA!

Hey there!

I feel your pain. I was once on a forum and it was suddenly locked. I guess it was because it was getting too hot and uncomfortable.

I felt hugely disappointed but I understand, where there are no moderators, there is no law, and where there is no law,there is no sanity.

Nairaland is a place to socialize and be heard but we need to follow rules and regulations. Without rules, this forum will be a mad-house and I believe you will be one of the first people to say it is.

So,cool down and have fun instead of whining, honestly,I don't think many people will pay you much attention. mind you,Nairaland didn't ask me to write this. I did write because I understand the meaning of RULES and SANITY.

One love!

Hope is not gone. my cousin married at 40 and now she is pregnant at about 42. Keep praying, all is well.

Who dey decieve una. Not all that glitters is gold. Alot of prostitutes and lose girls get husbands quite alright, no arguements there. But do you know what they pass through in marriage?

One honest truth I will tell women is that men will always prefer a lady with a better past and a cleaner slate,better still, a VIRGIN.

I know a lady who had a rough past but believe me, in quarrels, her husband uses it to insult her intergrity.

No matter how good a man is,he gets cheeky sometime and will insult your person when the need be.

Imagine this, in a heated quarrel between a man and his wife, he tells her, "Afterall no be me disvirgin you,how I wan take know how many truly don enter there? It is what you say that I will take,after all I was not there with you."

Sounds familiar?

So don't take what this thread says seriously, good ladies will always enjoy their goodness and Karma catches up with spoilt and rotten women.

Faze! Faze!! Faze!!!

save from the fact that Faze doesn't have a good promoter like Don Jazzy. The guy is off the hook. I believe in him sooooo much. On Peoples choice on wazobia fm, faze's "Originality" beats Dbanj's "Igwe" to second spot. The guy is toooooo much. Faze! Faze!! Faze!!! We don dey halla you naaaame! You too much!

Kel what? She is quite alright. But Sasha it is, any day,any time. SHE is the QUEEN of RAP, SAAAASSSSHHHAAAAA!!!!!
I saw Kel on Koffi's show, she was just there, the crowd was not so fascinated. Just a meagre applaud.

Who asked the amebo Indi to raise funds for Obama? Did he beg for alms?

We have successfully destroyed our name abroad and now we are whining. A good name is greater than riches, nobody paid attention to this proverb and now they are complaining of disrespect. Who will respect a country that is raising hundreds of millions of naira for Obama when they cannot pay school teachers and afford to have constant electricity supply or even food for the destitutes and homeless.

Abeg you guys should stop sulking and build up the country's credibility. Even if the world does not respect Nigeria as a country,they will respect Ngozi Onkonjo Iweala, That, is the beauty of a good name!

who else but ASA!

The others are still learning. London based NAYO is also very good. Listen to her "African girl".

I am 5ft 9inches tall and I could be considered slim,not skinny. There is a huge difference between slim and skinny. One looks good, the other looks ematiated.

As for the ups of being slim, I thouroughly enjoy it, my clothes are to die for and my colleagues wanna be like me. Anything I wear screams elegance without so much effort, yea! Catch me in sack cloth and you'd still love it. I have no fleshy excesses and I get admired by men alot. Maybe because I know how to carry and enjoy my body.

As for heels, which of you said a slim lady shouldn't wear heels, YOU LIE! Heels on a slim tall lady is AMAZING! Your gait is highly accentuated and you catwalk like the QUEEN OF SHEBA or may I say CLEOPATRA. Ever wondered why all these epic beauties are depicted by slim women? Because a too fleshy one will not do justice. Hey! I am not prejudiced just trying to make a point.

The down sides, I hardly have any,except from guys who maybe prefers fleshier ladies to me, but that is not a worry because I have enough male attention than I can handle. Nobody bothers me with food because they get amazed when I wolf down quantities they can't consume (laughs). They are always like, Chick, you dey wack o! (laughs).

My hubby doesn't have fears that I will explode after three kids becuase my mama, almost 50 is slim and still looks damnnnn good! (laughs) Truly!She passes for my big sister.

In summary, just enjoy being you, cause you are the finest. Abi no be so P-Square talk am? (laughs)

Chei! See madness. na so the thing dey make sisters craze so tey na pussy den come take dey lick pussy. The pussy never chop am reach. No be she want make dem chop am? Ehen now,the pussy chop belleful.

Let HE that is a virgin marry a virgin, story end!

, my body is so BOOTILICIOUS baby!!!!!!! tra la la la la!

We sing in the bathroom because we feel like Beyonce. We love and soap our bodies and feel like the Queen of sheba, imagining the delights one special dude will enjoy from it.

Oh!Abeg try saturdays and sundays and you shall see wonders!

African hair styles.They are so royal.