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Hottest chick? That should be me, no doubt!

Will Smith vs Denzel Washington, oh cut the comparison they are both seasoned actors. Denzel is the most achiever right now because he has been in the movie industry longer and he is older than Will. It's like comparing Denzel Washington to Sidney Portier.

Sidney is older and the most achiever, having Oscars to his name and also the life-time achievement award too. That doesn't make him any greater than Denzel because they belong to different eras, so they are stars of their own times.

Great actors are like fine wine, the older they get, the better they become. The same applies to Morgan Freeman, Denzel will willingly take a bow for him any day,any time

So quit comparing and enjoy the flavour of each wine (actor).

Whoopie!!!

I'm a child again, ok! ok!! I loooove,


1. Go speed racer

2. Voltron

3. Globe throtters

4. Godzilla

5. Schmoo

6. SuperTed

7. ThunderSub

8. Stone man

Oh the list is endless, but umm for recent cartoons,I love,


1. Mulan

2. Anastasia

3. Little mermaid

4. 101 Dalmatians

5. Hercules

6. Pokahuntas

7. Aladdin

8. Shrek

9. Cinderella

10. Snow white and the seven dwarfs

11. Hunchback of Notre Dame

12. Thumbellina

13. Shark tales, more and more and more,

Oh! Oh!! Oh!!! You re bringing out the child in me, THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH!

Teacher + Cane, yes o! Beautiful combination. I would have been too headstrong and a bully if not for Mr Onibokun that thrashed the hell out of me when I misbehaved. My parents didn't spare me either and YES, it made me a better person because I am stubborn personified.

Why the fighting here? Was the consumer forced to take alcohol? Inhibition,morals, bla! bla!! bla!!! Was the bottle forced between the drinker's lips? You do anyhow, you see anyhow. PERIOD!

@ Lazzaro

Stop pretending Agbaya! My "mess" is the best thing that ever happened to you. You love it and you are enchanted by it. You go to bed dreaming about it. That is why you get drunk out of longing for it. The mess is even too precious to be bestowed on a commoner like you. keep dreaming about it Lazzaro, keep dreaming!

@onyinye2

Is he telling a lie? Answer me! Are Nigerian girls not after money? Especially dem Ibo girls. That was not an arranged marriage at all! Ibo girls have a penchant for marying Ibo guys living abroad, they love it. It is a status thing to them. This poor girl is dead now probably because she wanted to go to yankie. How sad, abeg onyinye speak to your yankie driven sister o! They will continue to see hell! This one died, so it made the news,do you know that so many of them are still subjects to physical abuse out there?

Nairaland! Abeg hold your own, I say no money fit buy am. It is awa own. In summary, PRICELESS!

Oti O! Weak man! Now he will spend the rest of his life in prison. Abeg they should deport the craze man back to Nigeria so that we can send him to the paradise called "Kiri-kiri" for the royal treatment that befits him. Sho gbo?

@ KarmaMod

I have a feeling you are one of them girls, right? husband hunting?

@ semid4lyfe

See dis JJC, Aba is the greatest! wetin oyinbo nor fit do,we fit do. Our special Aba made concoction dey exfoliate the epidermis, come remove the skin while new one dey come out. If I am lying, ask my brother Chukwuemeka. Small-small,small-small every thing will commot and ya beauty will truly shine. Ngwa come and collect ya testing for free!

Na so naaa, quick, cheap action for the chopping.

You go Jam rock! Gbosa!!! The guy go use you like ass wipe, then continue with im steady babe wey e go marry.That is if im never get wife already.

Chei! Chineke me! God forbid baaad thing. Anyway we have plenty cream in Aba that will commot it!

See this cow laughing because you saw the word "PENIS". Your body just dey tickle you,jingily-jingily! Abeg dey go! Monkey!

@ Lazzaro

Kolo! Na im make Odeku (Gulder abi stout) wan kill you. Drunkard, abeg go take some coffee to clear your drunken and farted up brain , Olodo! 1 + 1 = Gulder. Baboon!

Kai! "Obasanjo: Leave electricity problem to God". Mennnn! Our own done finish for Nigeria, na till thy kingdom come then.

Jeez! "Different folks,different strokes". I work with the chinese and they have been in no way rude to me. Where did this come from? As for Indians, they are simply a delightful race.I have had them as friends and still having them as friends, even dated one and I had the best experiences of my life.I  gained and learnt soooo much in a short  period of time intellectually. Please drop this idiosyncrasy! You only think negatively if you have what I call "The slave mentality". If you see yourself as inferior, people will treat you inferior, even your very own black brothers. We are what we think we are, always remember this and stop the "HATING".

This ShopRite is in Lekki,Lagos,Nigeria to be precise.

@ Lazzaro

You are the biggest Mugu on earth. Olodo rabata!!! Na this kind talk dey sweet you! Monkey! go to other forums and meet real men like "superstar" that will teach you how to think like a man!  Inglorious "mess" like you!


@ Acidrop

No qualms my sister, I am not hating, just found this topic so "kindergatenish". Peace!

@ GoldCircle.


Wetin be your own naaaa? Such heavy languages because of Bankers? Shuoooo! E be like sey you be one of those ZENITH people o!

Yeah! bleaching creams give you a better look for a short while but the after effect is dangerous. Most bleaching creams contain HYDROQUINONE which is the major bleaching agent and it is highly dangerous since it can be linked to certain cancers of the skin. You may enjoy your lightness but it is only temporary. Hydorquinone stops melanine production which is the dark pigment in all black people. Your skin is left vulnerable to external factors which may harm you in later years. After a while of too much administration of bleaching agents, your skin becomes coarse and unpleasant looking(you may develop patches of different colours).

I will advice everyone to stick to creams and lotions without hydroquinone. For a nice radiant skin, try "Radiant Glow Botanical" it is available in all leading supermarkets in Lagos. It is made purely from fruit extracts but it will beautify your skin while giving you an overall  lovely complexion.

Mind you, I don't work for this company but I can testify to the lovliness of their product because I use it and I know alot ladies love to have beautiful skin. This is my recommendation. Visit www.radiantglow.co.uk and see for yourself. Goodluck!

Did you know that the "BLACK WIDOW" spider gets her name from munching on her mate?

US INTERVENTION IN NIGERIA MY FOOT! See what their intervention has done in Iraq! They simply bit more than they could chew. And you want same in Nigeria? Haba! Come off it. You dey think with your "brains" or your "anus"? Let them solve their own economic and racial wahalas and let us solve our own.

The people from the Niger Delta just want to be heard. They want their problems to be addressed. Why should the Niger Delta where the nation's wealth comes from be soooo under developed? It is immensely painful to see such. Alot of people on this forum may blab and talk but they have never been there to see for themselves. I know a small village called "OMADINO" in delta state which hardly has a sane building on it but alot is drained from it by the country, Haba! If those people vex, them get reason to. How can you take, take, take and not give back?

Fine,we have alot of greedy leader,who prefer to fill their pockets and neglect the masses, shouldn't this be addressed? EFCC! EFCC!! EFCC!!! Bulls! BullS!! BULLS**T! Who are they decieving? Me?

Now nine workers were kidnapped and it takes the headlines. A hungry man is an Angry man! If the lives of the people in the Niger Delta is not taken seriously,the kidnaps will continue. Helicopters every where in place of birds in the sky (laughs) how ironic! You cannot shut the mouths of the people.They only way you can is to address their situations in a proper manner. Blood begeths blood! The dialogue should continue, not fire for fire. And this time, dialogues backed with actions. They people need to see improvements, only then and then will they be consoled.

Na wa O! Na which "AGE" you come from? Stone age? People dey use "brains", you dey use "ANUS" take think. Go get a life! Bloodshed is not the order of the day in NAIRALAND. We need intellectuals here, not street people who think with their anuses.

Will Nigerians ever be satisfied? I doubt. Fashola this, Fashola that! Alot of people want instant changes in a society that has largely deteriorated over two decades. Haba! Na small,small now! Ozumba Mbadiwe is a good sign of things to come. Third mainland bridge repairs will be commencing on the 2nd of August 2008. See me see trouble O!,  Fashola again will be on the lips of Lagosians for their navigational woes. I never cease to hear about the issues of flooding in places like Ajegunle and Surulere. Accept my sympathy for your losses my people but Lagos is a low land, very close to the atlantic,so the issues of flooding will always come up. Although it can be controlled but it will need immence financing.I doubt if Fashola's tenure can do alot of overall good, but we hope for substancial changes and development. Eko ni baje!