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PoliticsRe: When Did Using A Phone In A Military Checkpoint Become An Offence. by MagicBishop: 11:51am On Dec 28, 2013
stagger: As someone with some knowledge of explosives forensics, I can authoritatively tell you that one of the ways that IEDs are detonated is by the use of mobile or cordless phones.

IEDs are of two types: simple and complex. Mobile phone detonated IEDs are classified as a type of complex IEDs, requiring simple modification of the phone to an electrical firing circuit to initiate the explosive charge. Most people do not know that answering a phone initiates a spark mechanism within the device, which is why people are asked not to use mobile phones in filling stations so that the spark mechanism does not ignite any fuel being dispensed.

IEDs detonated with mobile phones caused a lot of casualties in Iraq, and many soldiers have been killed at checkpoints because of this. When approaching a military checkpoint, commonsense dictates that you stop any activity that is likely to arouse suspicion, especially given the already charged state of our armed forces towards civilians. The driver ought to have cautioned the female passenger in question.

Sorry for your ordeal, but soldiers are also taught these things about explosives and so they will act on the side of caution than just let it pass.
Heard of Mercury switch IEDs?

The detonating mechanism occurs when the IED is moved which triggers the mercury to flow and connect a circuit switch. This is known as a tilt switch.

The Iraqis used this after cell phones were being jammed by the U.S. forces.

Fun stuff!
PoliticsRe: When Did Using A Phone In A Military Checkpoint Become An Offence. by MagicBishop: 11:26am On Dec 28, 2013
gymmaster: i used to think our military men were heartless until an incident i had way back years ago when i was a student at unilag changed that,i was in a bus going to oshodi,when the bus got to oshodi with the holdup and all that in bolade,i decided to jump out of the bus in holdup,i wasnt looking very well when i jumped,lo and behold i mistakely hit a solider and the force of my junping knocked his beret to the ground,i was mortified!!!!but to my greatest surprise the solider picked up his beret,dusted his uniform and turned to me and said"hey young boy look where you are going next time,it is ok"he actually smiled at me!!!!i was shocked cause i had expected slappings and beating.
Since that incident i have always liked and respected all military men whereever i meet them ,i hold them in high regards and i have never had any problem with them,truth is they are human too
He changed his mind from kicking your behind when he noticed that you had already shat brix
PoliticsRe: When Did Using A Phone In A Military Checkpoint Become An Offence. by MagicBishop: 11:14am On Dec 28, 2013
Onyenna: Paranoia of the Highest order!!
Nigerian Military especially the Army is full of daft clowns in camo!
CelebritiesRe: White Man With Nigeria Coat Of Arms Tattoo On His Chest (Pictures) by MagicBishop: 10:37am On Dec 28, 2013
Ola one: Why not relocate to Ukraine then? They will roast you alive there. Idiot
slavs are by far the coldest bast@rds to walk on the planet!
PoliticsRe: When Did Using A Phone In A Military Checkpoint Become An Offence. by MagicBishop: 10:26am On Dec 28, 2013
Because most of the IEDs deployed against them in the past were triggered remotely by cell phones.

In Maiduguri, when ever the JTF convoy were hit by a roadside bomb the soldiers will immediately fire sporadically and indiscriminately into the surrounding crowd. Their reasoning was that the ambush was carried out from the crowd.

Whenever you are at a check point switch off your phone , turn down the volume of your radio and on your cabin light (if dark) and most of all be polite to them.

These guys no get head at all!
FamilyRe: Just Discovered I Have A 9 Year Old Daughter by MagicBishop: 10:07am On Dec 28, 2013
chic was not sure who the father was and probably wanted to pin it on another dude who eventually rejected the baby.

Biatches are heartless.

There is more to this story!
CelebritiesRe: White Man With Nigeria Coat Of Arms Tattoo On His Chest (Pictures) by MagicBishop: 10:03am On Dec 28, 2013
This dude aint white! He is either slav or sandnigga
PoliticsRe: Revealed: Okonjo Iweala Got Kick-backs Over Paris Club Debt Deal by MagicBishop: 5:02pm On Dec 24, 2013
Obiagelli: she has borrowed that paid debt again probably for another kick back. Can believe we will be servicing debts with 700billion next year.
most of the original debt was not used to do anything as it ended up in the pockets of IBB and Abacha.

IBB used part of the IMF loan to procure sardines for the military. Fact!
PoliticsRe: Where Is The 10,000 MEGAWATTS Electricity Promised By December 2013? by MagicBishop: 4:57pm On Dec 24, 2013
sincerenigerian: Open a thread for that and let's discuss about it. This thread is about electricity. If you can't answer the question raised, then Bleep off!
sharap!

every thread here you turn to a GEJ bashing forum.

No. Today you shall take with equal measure your share of healthy bi-partisan criticism! grin
PoliticsRe: Civil Servants In Osun Smile Home With 13thmonth Salary by MagicBishop: 4:54pm On Dec 24, 2013
Femolacaster: You this ibo almajiri, must u display your stup!dity on every thread?
You are jubilating over oil revenue being disbursed by your state governor. abi have you guys started farming cocoa again? grin grin

stop calling me Igbo. You should be aware that not only Igbos hate you people
PoliticsRe: Where Is The 10,000 MEGAWATTS Electricity Promised By December 2013? by MagicBishop: 4:50pm On Dec 24, 2013
carsprayer: where is the lagos light rail project ,lekki
international airport and seaport fashole
promised u guys?
Wetin dey worry you? Fashola has since delivered on all of those projects. Haven't you seen the CGI renditions?

APC projects are meant for computer screens only! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Plans To "Celebrate" Xmass Tomorow by MagicBishop(op): 4:47pm On Dec 24, 2013
By tomorrow I will update you with their fire works celebration
PoliticsRe: First Ladies Are ‘Executive Prisoners’ – Aregbesola’s wife by MagicBishop: 4:46pm On Dec 24, 2013
opeyemi@2013:
yes is true christianity and judaism has something in common, they worship creatures instead of creator. Although jew dont believe jesus.
Better than that your fraud who turned you all to idol worshippers grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Civil Servants In Osun Smile Home With 13thmonth Salary by MagicBishop: 4:28pm On Dec 24, 2013
Oil money being distributed by the Alfa Governor to his almajiris
PoliticsRe: First Ladies Are ‘Executive Prisoners’ – Aregbesola’s wife by MagicBishop: 4:23pm On Dec 24, 2013
opeyemi@2013:
you best name should be ignoramous bishop. Instead of giving proof of muslims directing there prayer to stone rather you swiftly jumped to another lie that kaaba contained relic to Allah again without evidence. You need help because your brain had been screwed beyond repair. You are pathetic scum.
don't you muskins pray towards the Kabbah which is located in Mecca which is east of Nigeria?

what are you blabbing on about?

Your religion is not as that of the Jews and the Christians as you inherited the same pagan name of the polytheist arabs and their same rituals of moon and stone worship
PoliticsRe: Mass Ethnic Cleansing In South Sudan: Do You Want War And Division? Think Again! by MagicBishop: 4:20pm On Dec 24, 2013
It will not happen in liberated Southern Nigeria unless Yorubas are allowed.
PoliticsRe: Revealed: Okonjo Iweala Got Kick-backs Over Paris Club Debt Deal by MagicBishop: 3:42pm On Dec 24, 2013
masseratti: But paying $3billion commission for a transaction of $36 billion is ludicrous.
see point.

3billion dollar one off payment is not worth the 36billion dollar right off that was borrowed with nothing to show for.

I rest my case on people like you and your partisan and ethnic inspired politics
PoliticsRe: First Ladies Are ‘Executive Prisoners’ – Aregbesola’s wife by MagicBishop: 3:39pm On Dec 24, 2013
[quote author=AjCityOne]It is obvious that you an animal in human skin. And to let you how dumb you are that picture below is not even Cuba Gooding jr. Ewu that lake basic education should not be allowed to the destroying this forum and the website as a whole. Seun please take note of this unrealistic human being thinking and walking around in animal flesh. [/quote

all this ranting for me over calling some one Cuban Gooding?

I am flattered grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Where Is The 10,000 MEGAWATTS Electricity Promised By December 2013? by MagicBishop: 3:29pm On Dec 24, 2013
Haywirezzz: It is quite unfortunate when a Government cannot keep its promises.How can a Government inspire trust,optimism and confidence in the citizenry without keeping its promises?SMDH for this government.
after your APC touts have been sent to sabotage every little gain
PoliticsRe: First Ladies Are ‘Executive Prisoners’ – Aregbesola’s wife by MagicBishop: 3:27pm On Dec 24, 2013
opeyemi@2013:
oponu bishop, will you please show me where in Quran, muslims are instructed to direct there prayer toward stone or circle over stone
Mecca and your kaaba where you have an ancient relic to allah, a pagan god of the arabs.
PoliticsRe: Mass Ethnic Cleansing In South Sudan: Do You Want War And Division? Think Again! by MagicBishop: 3:18pm On Dec 24, 2013
jjcbuthot: Interesting - they were hiding behind religion to break away from the formal Sudan.

Now it is ethnicity war... within the so called "xtian south" of Sudan.

Igbos should learn from this before it is too late.
The same christian south of Sudan that was ravaged by Arab north for over a thousand years does not need you to tell them were their main antagonist and enemies are.

If you feel this is an exclusively "christian " problem then please check out your arab masters in Syria behaving like the savages they are over which is the best interpretation of their terror manual.
PoliticsRe: First Ladies Are ‘Executive Prisoners’ – Aregbesola’s wife by MagicBishop: 3:13pm On Dec 24, 2013
opeyemi@2013:
hey magic slowpoke, islam and paganism are opposite to eachother. The perfect equation of paganism is christianity. Xmas, easter, The concept 3gods=1god and some other christian beliefs have origin from paganism.
see this ediot?

so why do you guys pray towards a stone in the desert and have an annual retreat were you circle the same stone?
PoliticsRe: Mass Ethnic Cleansing In South Sudan: Do You Want War And Division? Think Again! by MagicBishop: 3:10pm On Dec 24, 2013
Han't there been systematic ethnic cleansing going on since 1960?
PoliticsRe: Revealed: Okonjo Iweala Got Kick-backs Over Paris Club Debt Deal by MagicBishop: 3:07pm On Dec 24, 2013
jjcbuthot: Shut up your ignorant nyanminrin mouth. Who asked y1bos to comment?
odenni Rauf himself!
PoliticsRe: Where Is The 10,000 MEGAWATTS Electricity Promised By December 2013? by MagicBishop: 3:02pm On Dec 24, 2013
check under your anus
PoliticsRe: Revealed: Okonjo Iweala Got Kick-backs Over Paris Club Debt Deal by MagicBishop: 3:02pm On Dec 24, 2013
She was redeployed to another ministry and remains on record the first Minister to resign her appointment.

OBJ redeployed her when it became obvious she will not play ball by agreeing to cover the shaddy withdrawals he made for his 3rd. term and transition elections.
PoliticsRe: Revealed: Okonjo Iweala Got Kick-backs Over Paris Club Debt Deal by MagicBishop: 3:00pm On Dec 24, 2013
[size=18pt]Liars!

She saved you 30BILLION DOLLARS by paying an outright sum far less than what you owe and you say she got a kick back?

If anything she should have been awarded compensation for her savvy negotiations.

Jobbless f00ls[/size]

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