Mkpakala: Have You Ever Been Oppressed/molested By Police? Feel Free To Share It Here

Hello nairalanders,

my intention of creating this thread is to make a lighter mood of any form of embarrassment by policemen.if you have ever been molested or oppressed by a policeman just feel free to come and share it here.I will start by sharing my own first. It happened 18 years ago when i was still in senior secondary, it was around 6.30pm i was coming from a friend's house unknown to me that some cultist just raided the area and shot one guy very close to my house.As usual the stupid policemen waited for more than 45 mins after those guys had left before arriving,like a proverbial monkey that doesnt know the bush is on fire and still went ahead to jump inside the bush, I was on top of bike going home, i got to the street adjoined to my street the whole place was deserted i was still wondering what happenned when some group of unscruplous element that call themselves police just rushed out from a hidden place and shouted the bike man down before i could say jack robinson the policemen ordered us into their open van brandishing their gun and the worst part is none of my family member knew my whereabout.They took me and the okada man to their station, on getting there I saw one guy they just released i pleaded with the guy to go and inform my family but to no avail.later in the night when it seems nobody is coming to bail us they pushed me and the bike man inside the cell room.Everywhere was dark but i can see a silhouette on the wall, after few minutes i heard a coarse voice asking what did you do?i didnt bother to respond neither the bike man did,out of the darkness i saw something that moved like a thunder GBOSA that was a thunderous slap from the kodo(ie the armed robber that assume the post of cell presido)it was given to the okada man but the effect was resounding in my eardrum,the bikeman start pleading with the kodo to have mercy on him.The voice repeated the question what did you do?i dont need an ifa priest to tell me this time around that the question was meant for me out of fear i told the guy that i shot two policemen at lokoja-abuja express way(lol can you imagine) the guy said why didnt they kill you or at least shot you at legs because thats the norm i responded i was not caught at the scene of the robbery the guy just laughed and said 'u go tey for here'.needless to say that the bike man used his eyes to see his two ears and i was spared because they believed i shot a policeman.

could you imagine as early as 5.0 clock the same kodo (armed robber presido inside the cell) woke me up to lead them in prayer.lol mehn the experience is not a funny one because that night was the longest night i have ever spent no thanks to the odour and mosquitoes that will besiege on you as if you were donated to them. I thank God that my parents came to bail me out the same day.please you can share your own story

feelamong: Clearly.. this transport coy has a lot of questions to answer…If i were the parents of these girls. I would make sure that I sue this coy to their last kobo and make sure they never transport anyboy to HELL again!! How can you put a bus of 42 school girls on the Road by 11.40PM…If not for their selfish aim…

lefulefu:
the man wey go marry my dauther must get plenty money because the dowry go dey expensive.eh u suppose understand the bad economy for our country naija

lefulefu:
the man wey go marry my dauther must get plenty money because the dowry go dey expensive.eh u suppose understand the bad economy for our country naija

lefulefu: The other week our esteemed brother chemezie be dey ask about the correct password to get a naija babe and like a loving brother i wan make this thread to help am and the others wey no know the correct password to catch a babe. now understand say na multiple passwords u go need to really make a typical naija babe to fall for u.

1:Be a very good liar:i don talk this one b4.for u to make a naija babe trip for u make u sabi lie.if u be poor guy never give her the impression say u no get money.if u must borrow ur pally best clothes to impress the babe den make u borrow am

2:be a car owner:na sure banker say if u get ride any naija babe go open her leg for u b4 u say kinta kinte!.naija babes dey always trip for guys wey get car because for their fish brain dem imagine say any guy wey get motor must get money on top.if u no get car den go borrow ur friend car or ur papa car.

3:be a good dresser:for u to make a naija babe fall hard for u then u need to sabi dress well well.naija babes dey always like guys for coat and tie or agbada(native wear) because dem believe such group of guys get fat account.

Make sure say una follow these passwords to the letter wen una wan toast a naija babe ooo.Use the passwords first b4 u come thank me.Prince lefulefu never lies and my code on naija babes dey always work .My password dey pass any firewall wey a naija babe wan put take obstruct my advances

strangerf: She is never gonna become president of the world bank. Better an America than some random over-hyped heavily accented Ibo woman.


Over my dead body

papatosibe: They are both Ibo.

What good can possibly come from an Ibo woman?

papatosibe: They are both Ibo.

What good can possibly come from an Ibo woman?

991: born in a catholic family though I disbelieve all religions now.
i can tell you instinctively that everything thought in catholic churches is absolutely crap. no offense intended, reason it yourself, others aren't better because religion is a SCAM.

holy marry, mother of god, pray for them
Michael and Joseph, pray for them,
holy st. peters , pray for them
all the dead faithfuls, pray for them

and you see mind-questioning pictures and drawings all over the walls of catholic churches, not to mention roman sculptures etc,
finally the most silly act of any reasonable youth is to tell his or her misdeeds to a catholic priest and believes that their god has forgiven them.

991: born in a catholic family though I disbelieve all religions now.
i can tell you instinctively that everything thought in catholic churches is absolutely crap. no offense intended, reason it yourself, others aren't better because religion is a SCAM.

holy marry, mother of god, pray for them
Michael and Joseph, pray for them,
holy st. peters , pray for them
all the dead faithfuls, pray for them

and you see mind-questioning pictures and drawings all over the walls of catholic churches, not to mention roman sculptures etc,
finally the most silly act of any reasonable youth is to tell his or her misdeeds to a catholic priest and believes that their god has forgiven them.

ASOROCK b: What an evil president and country that wish its masses to be dying just to keep her one than spliting her to save more souls for Good. What a pity? God, I think is time to destroy the evil nation and its poeple.

mercenaryx: You have the correct conception. They all are goats!