sinaj:
wicked you lol
Funny enough they dnt take no for an answer.

haha they gonna knock all day mehn

MrHighSea:
Knock knock knock

- Who is there?

- Jehovah Witness

- .............

- Knock Knock

- .............

- Knock Knock Knock Knock

shame! shame! shame!

Melodyz:


Thanks for the correction.
Will talk to her about it

I love this guy *no homo* with your responses I see you going places. bless.

My favourite post of all time on Nairaland, this post is the reason I stayed on to Nairaland. I had to Google search the post to find it. www.nairaland.com/399549/open-letter-nepa#61710771

someone needs to move this post to FP. its worth it.

Best post of Nairaland ever

erm eskis Sir, your case is a matter of urgency, believe me that woman will continue to beat you till Jesus returns. Omo ayewo Gbera!

HungerBAD:


Lastly,and i ask this with all sincerity. What do the Pastors in Nigeria do for a living?

err...They pastor

axcer:
Nollywood actress, Uche Ogbodo, who shared a photo from the after party of a movie premiere was told by a fan that she’s doesn’t need to go naked, as she stylishly showed off her cleavage in the beautiful gown.

However, Uche Ogbodo had a quick reply for her follower;

http://www.gistmore.com/uche-ogbodo-follower-thinks-shes-naked



See Reaction....

if I were that lady I will be more concerned with my bad English. she kept using
'ure'

HeWrites:
These photos trending online shows men and women wearing Asoebi, sitting outside during the Introduction ceremony of Senate President, Bukola Saraki's daughter in Kwara State on Saturday.

Below is what the poster wrote:


http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/local-residents-all-decked-in-asoebi.html

is my mind playing tricks or they all have same design 'iro and buba'... wow wow wow

Davindal:
Don't mind them woman defenders here. My anger is that they know the truth but would still take side with the ladies. We guys are killing ourselves by being overly protective of women. And because our minds have been conditioned to accept the sermon that "Women are the weaker sex" ladies now take the advantage to unleash wanton wickedness against us, the guys.

Ladies now do anyhow because they know that Once attacked by guys they offend, some stupid guys would want to act socially correct to their rescue. But that is for some guys out there, any lady that tries such again with me would have herself to blame.

We keep on reading over the news how guys are being killed in homicides by the supposed weaker gender, aka, the SLAYQUEENS AND SLAYMAMAS. Nobody is talking, but turn the table round. hell would have been let loose by the so called WOMEN RESCUE ORGANISATIONS, AND THEIR LIKES. Some jobless legal practitioners could have taken up the cases to God knows where. Unfortunately, they all are silent, some other soft-talking, because the ladies are involved.

Let me tell you, if I were not strong-hearted, I could have died as a result of sudden shock and high pulse from my heart beat that accompanied it. If I had died, but God forbid, the stupid Bloggers would have written rubbish about me if the get to know about it.

You would have seen news with head line: "Army Cadet Dies In Sex Romp With A Prostitute While On Pass"

sigh...this is long and boring. like if you didn't make it to the second paragraph.

Davindal:
You are such a fool. Get out dunce. May a cheat fall on you as a life partner.

you sound like one little angry man. you must have a nipple sized manhood.

Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

best response ever to the master of all stupid post on nairaland.

fabulousfortune:
Who wan copy nonsense b4
On a more serious note, Orezi looks gay

First of all, how do you determine someone is gay from their look?

Xtdott:
Very sad,i don't know why some people just waste their life 4 nothing..

first of all, he didn't jump 'for nothing.'

slowpoison1:
My freind gave a guy 40k + iphone 6 to help him repair the iphone and when he came later the guy was gone and his neirgbours are saying he travelled, but the said guy diverts all his calls and messages,this is a guy he has done business with once before.. he hasnt told anyone but me because of the stigma associated with being a victim of scam... please i need suggestions on how he can retrieve the phone.. be it tracking the guys number or anything atall... please suggestions are really needed..

I don't know why most of you are particular about "40k", either its up to that or below leave that to the said victim, if anything his iPhone 6 is missing as well. habamana

1. Speechless 2. Man in the mirror 3. Gone too soon

If I start to talk...

MMMscam:
Beautiful idea, until some Kingdom terrorists decide to crash a 90,000 tons plane into it.

Erm not sure this is what they mean by "think out of the box."

wow youths of our time. this lady simply needs an advice and all I have seen so far are just market noise.
my dear listen attentively, how are you dating someone for two years and you don't know their place of residence...hmmm e get as e be but we will treat that later. so from what I can deduce from your write up you are partly at fault cos you gave him wrong information, what were u expecting?

for him I think he is just hot headed or extremely jealous and he will soon come back to his senses.

for the main time stay strong, e no easy when one is deeply rooted in love, and to those saying block him errywhere, they are just trolling.

I don't know how to respond properly to your question but let me try. see God is no respecter of any human being, listen if he could look the other way when Jesus his son was been persecuted then who are we these minors? listen, God cannot be questioned on what he does and how he does them. listen.

social studies teacher beat hell out of my then crush in class, so I let out a big hiss and murmured profanity under my breath at him.

Jones4190:
Analogy of OPPRESSOR & FOOLISH CITIZENS. (A case study of Nigeria citizens & their elected oppressors). During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one. The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely Unclad. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground. The Unclad chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & hapless creature. The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet. Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership. He said, "This chicken represents the people". "You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them". "If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you". "They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place." Breath taking, isn't it ? Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media. Take a look at those they call their heroes. They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is. They are the same people who are responsible for their predicaments. Did you see the numbers of people that throng to Saraki's House during this Sallah period to go collect peanuts? People trooping to Bola Ahmed Tinubu Foundation offices to collect branded One kilo bag of Rice & Noddles. Did you see the number of people of all ages who troop out to welcome Ex- convict James Ibori to South South! Your guess is as good as mine. Nigerians kill those they should defend and defend those they should kill! Pass to all your contacts & let your Political & Religion Leaders read, understand & digest.

wow wow who else just scrolled past this mess?

There is this headline on Nnairaland as well " Steve Omeoga Slumps & Dies After Playing Lawn
Tennis" y'all with the big big grammar should move there and show your skills.. RIP to the dead.

sigh...somebody died and you lot are showing your judge Judy skills. sigh...somebody died. RIP.

you people will not kill me with laugh. dem say fixed match, even with bad officiating PSG had no excuse. Take Man Utd vs Bournemouth for example, they got a red card, had a penalty against but still took a point at Old Trafford.

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hayturs of Asiwaju ntoi

I don't care, banking job is modern slavery, especially to the first level entries.