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MyVILLAGEpeople:
Phyno is broke. Olamide is the one feeding and taking care of him lately.

oh oh ... informer general ... I dey feel u oh ... where u dey get ur news nah... shebi u dey use NASA internet?

Y do I feel she isn't going to win... Just a feeling sha. .. Good luck

OBO should just employ him,he'll prolly earn more working for Davido

PriestDaniz:
Among all the people when dey quote me na you make sense pass abeg. You na Real need niggar

I feel you bro

anonymous1759:
Shut up jare olodo rabata the highest balon d'or winner is a failure 6 is Greater than 5? Any time any day .

Tell them bro

Righteousnesss8:
20 years of MUMURITY

You dat have wisdom are you a billionaire? ??
Scallywag

No be say I no like them oh ... But Wetin dem dey do no dey funny to me at all.

PriestDaniz:
I no just like this children play at all,right from time, I only see their rubbish nonsense here on Nairaland and e dey vex me , instead of watching their videos I'd rather subscribe and watch Demi Sutra, Harley Dean etc videos online all day



I know say many kolo for Nairaland go quote me with their rubbish say I be hater but I don't give a shit

A picture of your works please

Baba find another country go abeg... which wan be Togo ?
Nah so naija don do you reach .

U see that "hmm " bah ... that thing dey burst my head ... like wat is "hmmmm "

Uncle93:
It goes like this with some GIRLS

YOU : Hey babe , how are you doing ? I had an hectic today , I'm trying to relax and chill now .. Wanna cook wish you were here so we can cook together. Missing you so much

HER : hmmmm ..,ok o

YOU : Is everything okay ? You seem down .

HER : Am fyn

YOU : So what have you been up to ? Movies or just chilling

HER : Movies

YOU : Hmmm okay baby. So when are we seeing ? I want us to hangout today ! Feel like having fun . Where would you like to go bbe ?

Her : Hmmmm .. Anywhere!

YOU : okay ill let you know later .

HER : k

YOU : So .....

HER : So ?

YOU : Lets make a video call Bby
.
HER : Not now

YOU : Why ?

HER : Ntin.

On and on it goes my brother!! Some of Them to weak you with dulling spirit ,

You see that "hmmmm"
Aswr e dey pain me scatter. .. chai small thing "hmm .... hmmmm "
Some can be irritating [quote auior=Uncle93 post=93981434]It goes like this with some GIRLS

YOU : Hey babe , how are you doing ? I had an hectic today , I'm trying to relax and chill now .. Wanna cook wish you were here so we can cook together. Missing you so much

HER : hmmmm ..,ok o

YOU : Is everything okay ? You seem down .

HER : Am fyn

YOU : So what have you been up to ? Movies or just chilling

HER : Movies

YOU : Hmmm okay baby. So when are we seeing ? I want us to hangout today ! Feel like having fun . Where would you like to go bbe ?

Her : Hmmmm .. Anywhere!

YOU : okay ill let you know later .

HER : k

YOU : So .....

HER : So ?

YOU : Lets make a video call Bby
.
HER : Not now

YOU : Why ?

HER : Ntin.

On and on it goes my brother!! Some of Them to weak you with dulling spirit ,[/quote]

Guy ...Laugh wan kill me here ... you say nah "hook line and sinker " Cheii my bele

Starboytwo:
Ok here's my first 419 experience...

It was around 2010 or so, was still in secondary school and I saw a text message on my mum's phone saying I won a washing machine, some airtime plus some other freebies, I should quickly call one(attached)number to claim prize...

I saw the message had a different number from the text number, but I called and I spoke with one man, he told me I had won all the above and I was truly happy.. However I will have to send him 1000 glo airtime and automatically my acct balance will be credited with 63,000...

I went to my mum, and asked to borrow 1k, she had heard some of the conversation and repeatedly warned me that they were 419...

I be like, naaa it's not maa, you don't know bout this things yo! Back and forth, but she nor gree gimme 1k... Later i went to my neighbor and borrow 1k(on my mother's name) shaybi i will collect prize it will shock her

I send card and I waited, immediately something inside my head click wait, so I load card on my mother's phone, Dem don load am... So I called

Me - erm, hello, Mr tunde, I have yet to receive the balance, nd how I'm I getting the prizes, especially washing machine etc

Scammer- oh, yes he's got it, that they are working on it, he's in a meeting and he would call me as soon as he's through

Me- hmm, meeting I knew things were beginning to "go throwing"

An few minutes later, I called again, it ranged for a while then he picked

Me - hello Mr Tunde, blah blah blah

Scammer- oga, how far.

The moment I heard the word "oga" I came to the realization say "things don set" .

I actually thanked him, even though I told him I suppose swear for an, this "early moh moh"but I thanked him anyway and he hunged up...

I got back in and I saw my mum and my neighbor talking they both said congratulations... I didn't know how they figured out as I haven't said anything, na so slap just dey enter my head hook, line, sinker everything...

belej2:
That's how sharp the car is
Infact the car is sharper in real life than pics

Lmao. .. I feel u bros
No worry u go see buyers

This Oppo A9 camera sharp sha

These ones are literally selling off there daughter. .. That is , the man can do watever he wants after paying all these things

Igbochief001:
someone quotes me if this airline is alive in 6 years

so we should carry you in mind for d next six years ... bcuz we no get work abi

From wat I've seen ... Ur apartment for fine oh

The dead don't die ... started off well with a few star faces ... Den boom all d stars died at once ... like wtf
very nonsense and ingredient film

Chucky part two was also quite useless and unreal

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KingAzubuike:
Ozo is trying so hard to kiss nengi. He say they need to celebrate specially. This boy go rape person daughter o

I think say nah only me see am oh
D boY wan fall hands

Rgade:
One thing we all learned from the super eagles last world cup outing is that a fancy get-up don't really mean you're get the cup...
Super chickens

You get mind dey call ur own country team "super chickens"
Why u no go play nah make we see the Messi and Ronaldo in you
mtcheew

The babe wey model d jersey thick sha

sunshineV:
u on data con off sense

Yeeeeee !!
Omo ur mouth no good oh
Laugh wan kill me here

Infinix try no doubt

But make una stop to dey hype d camera ... With the camera samples I saw ,it doesn't just cut it .Even with its 10plus different camera modes.

Dis is wat dey call "baby girl bend down bend down pause "

Bro u want to use ur money to buy spark power 2 Wat for nahh

Look best drop dat used phone idea from ur head and get dat a70 up dere !

Spark power 2 ?? Smh

If ur are looking for better camera ... Just settle for Google pixel 2xl upwards. You won't be dissapointed.

Once I was small ... my dad tooK me to see a doctor to find out if i was dumb just bcuz I didn't usually talk unlike my peers .
Grew up being not much of a talker. .. Would rather talk to myself inside my head . Because of this friends referred to me as silent killer or green snake in green grass.
But if I really am free with you ... Ahhh we go yarn wella... My ex girlfriend and family members plus a few gees can testify.

Vyzz:
Rest in peace chadwick Boseman...

Pls support his family with anything u can...

6323389074 fidelity bank

chaiiii ... I fear you afresh !

Ajibel:
Chai UNN go soon open oo

asin ehnnm ... the thing dey weak me