₦airaland Forum

SpaceX:
absolutely yes!!

Lol... you wish

SpaceX:
Great work

Is this Elon Musk?

So u want to wait till the next 18yrs b4 u start collecting a tangible salary All in d name of job security? ... its asif ur head is not working well .
my friend if ur not interested in the multinational job let them know so that they'll give the next person ... mtchewww

Vyzz:
All the food stuff I left at the school...

I fed rats

the rats will appreciate ur kind gestures

chingle5:
I swear.... These babes just need to get laid more..... If u get the link no forget me

no wahala my gee

Owodiran1:
pay 40k sir

Brossss... if i get 40k i for don buy phone since nah
Anyother thing i fit do asides dat

Bros what can i do to get the iPhone?
My itel is bad . Plsss

Alot of passion on this thread ...
If any of you will be going for the next bbn audition pleas let us know ... okay??

Abeg who get link to that group ... Plenty babes dey dere ... make i go form elites too make i know whether i fit see knack

Kyase:
Haba that's a disrespect to pixel XL.
I hope it's not a scam sha but this phone is too cheap even with broken screen

yh a big disrespect. .. although the op is doing all he can to get the phone off his hands

David1017:
Here

Nah toilet u dey abi ?

That time wey I small .. mummy go always talk say make we no dey collect anything for school. Going to school she go always give me enough snacks . That faithful day,I follow my gees go buy Mamaput rice(N50)... that yr N50 rice dey plenty . After we chop am , d rice shack me wella ... sotey I reach house I go tell mummy say "mummy don't be giving me snacks to school again, they used to Sell sweeet rice in my school", I even dey smile sef dey tell am . Nah so mummy con ask me hw I take know say d rice dey sweet ? That moment I realize say I don cast myself .
First class beating wey I collect ehnn.

Guyyyyy laff don kee me for here ... thank God say u get money ... E for read for you

EzzyCarter:
During undergraduate days, I was in an heated argument with my gees on Messi versus Ronaldo till I vex enter kitchen. I ended up pouring Morning fresh into the stew I was cooking thinking it was Power Oil. Stew that cost me over 4k ( The bottle of Veg oil was beside the morning fresh soap). My friends observed I had gone quiet. I saw my stew forming bubbles and foaming in my presence . I just covered pot and went to drink water ; i couldn't even turn off the heat

Thank God I had enough money tho. I'd have suffered . That was the last time I involved myself in any Messi/Ronaldo argument tho. Each time I witness guys arguing about those two, the trauma of what happened becomes fresh in my mind and I just walk away

E try but e no too fine nah... I've seen finer Asians

E be like say the girl no fine ,nah why u dey resist . I for tell u say make u chop clean mouth oh ,but as I hear say nah free help ur oga dey give u ... Just freestyle the girl ...
But if she still dey worry you ... wait make ur Oga chop first den u too you chop .

As for me I still dey wait the day better babe go chyke me

Person wey talk say we no go get money ... container go fall on am

Kekereekun123:
I will buy bitcoin in its initial stagea.

asin ehnnn ... nah truth u talk

Guy u use jazz abi wetin? See as pple dey offer u better phones (note 8 &a50)
.
Make a choice

Waiting for pictures

MegaPlayBoy:
I prefer a realistic picture on waist beads.
How many women have that kind of tummy and waist?

No mind am ... him wan whine us

Man U okpo

I can't advice you to suck her clits just cuz you wan Bleep am ... Before she spread ur matter for saloon.
But if she is beautiful and clean den an exception can be made

luscioustrish:
SpongeBob SquarePants

sense full ur head

Dark or fair ... Just have curves and u got me ... no be all those curves wey dey like this 《》oh
Nah this type ( ) I mean .
Ehenn ur doing well

Evolutionlove:
Lol are you minding the Niggur with dangling hairy balls between his Legs......Na to dey whine most of these little kids wey Just start Yahoo I dey. Only Fools would believe most of these F monickers are truly female and send them DMs. Although I was did that long time ago when I haven't really know how Nairaland works......

Bro calm down nah ... Pity English small nah

MrBrownJay1:
Here is a simple clue:
Go get some copy paper, a pair of scissors and a pen.... Cut a thousand pieces of paper in the shape of Naira notes.... Use the pen to write ₦1000 on all of them...et voila, you will be a millionaire in no time.

guyyyyyyyy... I don laff tire .

Nairalanders and plenty funny question

I'm fucking dumbfounded at the way Nlanders are still defending Nigeria. .. Ahh abi no d same naija all of us gather dey? Nawa to una ... Nigeria dat is nearing "country with poorest citizens " infact sef almost poorest country. And someone is saying other African countries are jealous of naija ... Nawa to una sha oh ... If ur country no good talk am ... no dey form Bastard patriotism. Periodt! !!

I no go get remorse for anybody wey dem go kill during this election.