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RomanceRe: You See This Weed, Sk, Arizona, Colorado, Jedi by Majikman(m): 9:19am On Jun 25, 2022
I salute all them stoners

AutosRe: Now Available: Brand New 2021 Tesla Model X 75D by Majikman(m): 8:13am On Jun 23, 2022
OptimmusPrimme:
These car-jacking syndicates don go thief motor again for Yankee or Canada.

90% of all imported cars in Nigeria are stolen vehicles from overseas.

And guess what? The culprits are always from a particular “Obedient” region in Nigeria. grin

In the 80’s, We never heard of stolen vehicles & fake products until these people from that cursed region claimed to be more industrious & commerce-driven than the British.

May Sango deliver me & my loved ones from the “money-worshipping-spirit” that can make these bastards carry cocaine in their stomach or kill their father & mother just to show-off & live lavishly.

Look at how they’re busy marketing & shouting “Obedient” all over the social media.

Sango forbid bad thing. Me ? To vote for any bastard from that region? So that they can colonize us with all their evil vices & turn Southwest into Anambra, Enugu & Imo - The crime capitals of Nigeria?

Even the bastards themselves are running away from cannibals in their cursed region. They dare not travel home without mobile-police escorts. Ask Obi Cubana & E-Money.

May the “16-barrel-gun” of Ogun Lakaaye Oshimale obliterate any cursed bastard that mentions my comment to say any rubbish.

Awon Oloriburuku Omo Ale Olori Pelebe!
You’re soo daft … it’s irritating

AutosRe: Toks Mercedes Benz GLE63S 2017 AMG:49.8M. by Majikman(m): 12:36pm On Jun 19, 2022
49.8M ?
That’s way overboard man

Happy sales though
RomanceRe: Young Guys In University Learn From This. by Majikman(m): 10:08am On May 27, 2022
Wetin dey even pain me sef be say nah 4/10 wey do you this thing

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Need Well Experienced Freelance Writers. by Majikman(m): 10:09am On May 13, 2022
Greetings ! Very much interested in the opportunity.
emmaibe05@gmail.com
CrimeRe: Sex With Dog: Kemi Olunloyo Exposes The Reason Behind It by Majikman(m): 7:36am On May 01, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Quit rambling abeg! undecided

Again.....Spiritual implications of what exactly? Why do you folks bite down on any bullsheet thrown at you?, undecided

Right about what health implications? Why don't you use Google and find for us the names of the animal- human sexually transmitted diseases that woman pretends to be aware of? undecided
You have no idea how dumb and ignorant you sound right now … Carry on acting like a dumbo
TravelRe: This Is Anambra Int'l Airport Not Heathrow Airport London: Pictures by Majikman(m): 10:30am On Apr 30, 2022
Islandlady:
Sorry buh did you glue those eye brows to your face grin
I think say na only me see am comrade

PoliticsRe: Viral Video Of Tinubu’s Hand Shaking Like Jellyfish In Saudi Arabia (video) by Majikman(m): 8:33am On Apr 28, 2022
naija4life247:
Is the way Tinubu ruled Lagos same as the way the lifeless terrorist is ruling Nigeria?
See as you just dey jump from one mention to the other like ashawo dey defend one sick old thief wey no even send you and your family . Lmao
PoliticsRe: 2023: Dapo Abiodun Declares Support For Osinbajo’s Presidential Bid by Majikman(m): 5:46am On Apr 27, 2022
This one should work on his States road first before he opens his mouth to give nonsense support.
PoliticsRe: Presidency: I Won’t Spend Two Years Trying To Decide What To Do - Osinbajo by Majikman(m): 5:42am On Apr 27, 2022
Mooh247:
Why didn't he and Buhari hit the ground running from day one and who was he referring to with this quote on not hitting the ground running for two years

"if there is anybody, any candidate, or aspirant, who on day one can hit the ground running, who on day one knows what to do, who will not spend another two years trying to decide what to do, that person is your son, Oluyemi Osinbajo "

Another question what did he use his own security votes and office running cost for in the last 8 years


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Exactly … 8 years in office as the VP but it’s now oga wants to hit the ground running.

I don’t understand how he wants people to overlook how useless he has been all these while .
PhonesRe: Is This Possible. Shattered Screen But Still Working. by Majikman(m): 5:28am On Apr 27, 2022
Agba boss ! Until e tear your hand
Nairaland GeneralRe: Gaius Chibueze: Bitcoin Billionaire Offer To Buy Nairaland For 150m-pics by Majikman(m): 5:25am On Apr 27, 2022
SmartPolician:
Nairaland doesn't make money from web traffic.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Gaius Chibueze: Bitcoin Billionaire Offer To Buy Nairaland For 150m-pics by Majikman(m): 5:24am On Apr 27, 2022
isaacsegun:
It's better that seun sell Nairaland to a southwesterner for 100 million naira than selling to imo Igbo, before they will come and brag how they buy and develop nairaland grin
Look at this you ! So that’s your own problem?”omoigbo “ ?
Tribalism should not kill you oh
CareerRe: I Just Lost My Job !!! by Majikman(m): 1:45pm On Apr 12, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:
Mr Poor & Proud, I sabi employees like u, lazy bones wey go blame everyone except hinself like say hin perfect. abeg if u no want any superior to hold u to account, go start ur own company and do anyhow. shikena. Shiorr.

Work plenty for town but na una lazy entitlement mentality yoots wey prefer to dey waste time for social media and nairaland full everywhere. I don tire to dey beg for lazy yoot wey go con work to con use company wifi to dey watch film and social media.Wen u corrrect dem, instead make dem take correction, dem go dey trash talk with yeye poor man pride.. Na hunger go teach una sense wey una no get , and dat humility and forebearance to learn to grow sumol sumol wey una no get or ur parents teach u but u no collect d hometraining, u go learn am by force las las. shiorr.
oga shut up your dirty mouth , you bloody fool . What makes you think the op is lazy , you just come thread dey talk rubbish for mouth . If you won’t sympathize with the op for losing his job in the damned administration then shut the hell up !
InvestmentRe: Solutions-Africa: Worry No More; This Business Will Make You Richer In No Time. by Majikman(m): 9:49pm On Mar 27, 2022
Following boss
RomanceRe: My First Experience Taking Ice (mkpurumiri) by Majikman(m): 7:59pm On Mar 26, 2022
I like the experiences been dropped on this thread . Well for me , I no dey do pills or syrups just good ol kush .
That been said , who get kush plug for abj abeg . Just let me know abeggg
CelebritiesRe: Splurging $3m On A Chain Is A Dumb Investment — Davido by Majikman(m): 6:18pm On Mar 25, 2022
bestman09:
angry
Investment abi liability? Can the necklace generate income? Maybe it could appreciate later but if it gets lost nko?
Lol If you buy chain 3million dollars you go gree am lost?
PoliticsRe: ‘Nigerians Want Electricity, NOT Explanations’ — Reps Tackle Power Minister by Majikman(m): 7:47am On Mar 23, 2022
HitSong:
These useless senile old fools knows what to do but won't just do it.

Yearly, they appropriate more than enough money to power ministry with nothing to show for it.

How can Nigeria in this 21st century still be having power failure to this extent, even with so much resources to generate and distribute power?

All these nonsense is no longer happening in Many parts of the world including many African countries.

HOW CAN SOUTH AFRICA BE GENERATING 10X WHAT NIGERIA IS GENERATINGhuh What kind of unfortunate people do we have as leaders in this miserable country?
My bro , sadly no be our leaders dey unfortunate but us the citizens .
SportsRe: Ghana Coach, Addo, Unveils Squad To Face Super Eagles by Majikman(m): 9:54am On Mar 22, 2022
Normal normal Dem go still collect

SportsRe: Stop Invasion: Xavi’s Barcelona Humiliate Real Madrid To Continue Unbeaten Run by Majikman(m): 8:50am On Mar 21, 2022
Kingcalls:
Barca made Messi and not the other way round like most of his fans think... they said barca has crumbled and that Messi is the reason y they were barely surviving .... now look at how deadly Barcelona is without him... look at Aubameyang, killing it like he owns it.... I repeat, if salah was in barca during their iniesta xavi Guadiola days, he will do the exact same thing messi did... they both have same identical play ...so Messi fans should stop overhyping the dude like he is some sort of extraterrestrial
The dumbest shii I’ve read today . So you still feel Lionel Messi is Overhyped ? Lol
CelebritiesRe: Naomi Campbell Reveals Her Daughter's Face For The First Time by Majikman(m): 9:56am On Feb 16, 2022
Big Wiz things !!!

EducationRe: What Is The Hardest Course In University? by Majikman(m): 8:22am On Feb 14, 2022
Toktee:
Go try HISTORY na
My Comrade �
PoliticsRe: At 797 Billion, Abuja-kaduna-zaria Road Contract Is The Costliest In History by Majikman(m): 2:23pm On Feb 13, 2022
plaindealer:
Again, you are not in any position to determine anything including corruption, you don't have facts to show that the cost is high or low, you are not a construction engineer and you have zero clues about road construction.

It's really silly to say despite mounting evidence when in fact you showed no evidence to justify your corruption claim.

If you don't know the meaning of corruption, google the meaning or look in the dictionary.
The fact that you have argued till this point guyyy . Your case is poor … I don’t know if you have been brainwashed or you’re just daft .
Wtf ??

RomanceRe: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Majikman(m): 10:37am On Feb 08, 2022
alphaNomega:
1. Grab a jar of lubricant and stroke your peepee repeatedly till it's firm.

2. Make continuous hissing sound while twirling your hips in a coordinated circular motion

3. Assert dominance

There can only be one snake in the room




angry
Guyyy you dey ment �

PoliticsRe: 2023: Peter Obi Set To Join Presidential Race, Releases Portfolio by Majikman(m): 4:27pm On Jan 28, 2022
Bashir75:
WHO ARE THE “MORE NIGERIANS” JUST BE HONEST AND SAY MORE IPOBIANS / BIAFRANS BECAUSE NO IGBO WILL BE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA IN 2023 OR 10 YEARS AFTER. MARK MY WORD.
You and your “Word” should getout !
Fool
PoliticsRe: 2023: Peter Obi Set To Join Presidential Race, Releases Portfolio by Majikman(m): 3:46pm On Jan 28, 2022
Seun360:
Which CV, na by CV?

What did he achieve with Anambra?

Make I clear you, Hausa/Fulani and Majority of Yorubas can never vote an Igbo man to be President of Nigeria.

I will rather vote for a Fulani over an Igbo man.
Look at this cowww fgs !

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