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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Get A Loan Without Colateral For Your Business! by majikprof(m): 3:43pm On Jul 25, 2010
@bolaaremu and @finejibola

the two of you, oh i forgot you are one and the same person "LAWAL AREMU" pls go to blazes and stop looking for innocent people to scam off their N3000

THIEF OLE BARAWO

@moderator pls block these 2 usernames and save us some stress here please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Get A Loan Without Colateral For Your Business! by majikprof(m): 9:28pm On Jul 18, 2010
All these 419ers are here again if as you claim you got a loan of 500k from your imaginary firm why ask people to pay you b4 you give them the info it is only GOD in Heaven that will address your case, CRIMINALS
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton Test Format Please by majikprof(m): 6:43pm On Jun 09, 2010
e-mail


@okomeokah

i ask for help and you are asking how much i would pay you, well you can keep the info to yourself anyway
Jobs/Vacancies / Halliburton Test Format Please by majikprof(m): 10:10pm On Jun 08, 2010
Hi,

I just got invited for a halliburton test this week can someone please help me with their aptitude test format so i know what to prepare for?

Will really appreciate any contributions ASAP
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I,ve I.p.o, S For A.g.o Supply In Two Places In Port Harcourt by majikprof(m): 8:49pm On Jun 04, 2010
i am interested i stay in port harcourt and i have a supplier that can deliver so long as your company will pay on delivery. my no is 07068607205

cheers
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Gus 5(gulder Ultimate Search 5) - Invitation by majikprof(m): 6:30pm On Jun 22, 2008
hi all i applied yesterday on saturday and got a confirmation mail that same day and got my invitation today formy screening on tuesday 24th june, 2008 at owerri by 7 a.m and it says the whole process might run for 3 days but i don't think i'll be attending just wanted to see how efficient their system was and it really is. so if you applied properly i think your iv shld be in your mailbox by now.

Goodluck to all of you.

Cheers grin grin grin cool cool cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Earn $3,125 In Few Days With Just $1 E-gold Investment by majikprof(m): 5:36pm On May 21, 2008
hi i am interested my e-mail is mejecha@gmail.com

pls send me the info asap
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 6:35pm On Jan 17, 2008
@Brown B

AMEN AMEN AMEN bro and thanks for the useful info we'll keep our fingers crossed till we hear from Shell

bye all
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 5:12pm On Jan 17, 2008
congrats my peeps to those of you that have been called. i believe the rest of us shall get ours too of good news in to time soonest. grin grin grin

@yemhosky

2 questions
1. did you have you SRD in Lagos and when?
2. Is your residential address lagos also?
Pls be kind enough to help ans these questions as it will go a long way in helping people like us out to reduce our anxiety. undecided
Once a gain i say congrats to you, oboywhynow and Brown B for you victories grin grin grin

to evryone else lets keep praying for we shall get ours soonest.

See you at the top
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 11:45am On Jan 15, 2008
yemhosky:

Hi guys, seems u people have free internet to browse with, otherwise i would not understand why this page's become so boring and blase. We've filled this forum with too many things that does not relate to the subject and so it doesnt excite as it does before, else how can we explain the fact that people resume to work in the morning and first posts a good morning greeting on this page. If you don't have a new fact even if its an hearsay to post forget it and if you do go ahead. There's no end to prayers for the things we desire and that is the more reasons why prayers shld not be found on this page. Those are not prayers, just wishes; when u pray you'l be dead serious about what u say and not just utter it flippantly. We need facts relating to the result of the SRD, renumeration, how the SITP program runs and other vital information about Shell that would stimulate us the more to pray(in our closet). Shell will come and go, our lives does not depend on it however good it is. If you dream it you'll achieve it. It works all the time. Wish you guys a good day.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm angry angry angry angry angrythe guy with an attitude well i got no words for you lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed why dont you send us the latest info on SITP if you have anyone at all instead of just lamblasting the good people on this thread.


tosat:

Geez!  shocked shocked shocked are you angry with shell or something? take am easy oh.
Personally, d greetings matter to me as i see this thread beyond Shell,  i see it as a thread where great friendships can be made, so if its all about Shell to you, thats ok u don't have to read all the posts then and if una no want prayer no need to say amen. grin grin grin, very simple!

You sef, u did not practise your first sermon wink, any Shell update for us





Yeah, free as the air grin grin grin grin grin grin, are u a genius or something shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

have a great day everyone!
@tosat nice one there no mind the guy jare

tommyex:

Tosat
thanx man,If i was a member of this thread I coulda yabbed d guy so much,anyhow sha i leave am 4 Robbie lex,majik n co.Even if you have never gotten any info you shouldnt critisize those those make it fun for readers.

Life is more than been desperate 4 1 job,have fun n relate with people.I enjoy coming to this place

@tommyex
no need to yab the guy all i can say is he's really scared abt SITP and over anxious(totology) grin grin grin well i guess we all are thats why we try to encourage one another on this thread

@evry1else

keep praying and having faith

peace out
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 1:38pm On Jan 14, 2008
hi all

@Rave

of course the amt quoted is the monthly stipend for the candidates so pls dont get confused aight.

@evr1else

my night crawling days are over im now on the morning shift in my office.

bye
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 11:12pm On Jan 13, 2008
@didicee

to the best of my knowledge i am not aware of anyone who has been called up for medicals as per SITP or do you? from what we gathered the letters will start coming this week

@miketomi

groos or net pay shld not be your problem undecided undecidedjust bear in mind that they pay btw 300-350k/month your mind shld be set on getting into the company

well its the night crawler signing off
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 6:28pm On Jan 13, 2008
hi people,

hope you had a nice weekend celebration. well mine was cool and i hope we all went to church to pray to BABA GOD for his mercies upon us this coming week?

@ underdogg

nice to have you on this thread mate. your word only goes to confirm the info i gave earlier on as per the pay being btw 300-350k/month shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked. so people the night crawler gives you real good info. cool cool cool cool

@ Robbie Lex

thanks for the name position offer i really do appreciate your kind gesture grin grin grin grin grin grin hope your weekend was swell

@ evry1else

this is the "grin-week" no be D-day again grin grin grin grin so i am believing God for wonderful posts by us all back on this thread sharing our wonderful testimonies of our medical letters/calls cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy AMEN AMEN AMEN

see you guys at the top

peace out
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 5:56am On Jan 12, 2008
what's up ma peeps grin grin grin

@tommyex

well let me say you tried but not hard enough cry cry cry didn't you get the name NIGHT CRAWLER grin grin cheesy cheesy i dont sleep till morning can you beat that well i guess not so i guess you'll have to do better than that next time

@onavae

ma brother how can i ever 4get my roots(WAFFI) grin grin cheesy cheesy the mother of all roots grin grin grin cool cool cool abeg house make una no vex 4 me here ooooooo shocked grin grin grin just need to show yourself once in a while you know. how you doing do have a swell weekend but with caution

@evry1else

BE GOOD


its the night crawler signing out cool cool cool cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 9:59pm On Jan 11, 2008
what's up people cheesy grin cool

its the majikprof in da house wink wink wink

down to the business of today. well for those of you spreading gist of the SITP pay being 280k pls verify and confirm your facts first b4 posting it up here. like i said b4 a friend of mine doing the present program told me its btw 300-350k/month shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked no be GOD grin grin grin grin grin grin but to keep the steam down lets just keep praying to get there so we all will confirm it with our own eyes. Can i get a loudest AMEN cheesy cheesy cheesy AMEN cheesy cheesy cheesy

@HUNK of the thread

i believe you know yourself well or you guys in Hr/Finance word is you guys shld not let the SITP sect in this thread intimidate you grin grin cool cool shocked shocked even though i am one of them una turn dey come for back and very fast too wink wink

@texazzpete

even if na 100+1 hrs of even i believe we all are up to the task wink winkabi my peeps i dey lie grin cool i for one finished from the university of port Harcourt where stress was the order and uniqueness of the day shocked shocked shocked under harsh conditions and sometimes going on a 0-1-1 diet or 1-1-0 diet or 0-1-0 diet grin grin grin grin grin only coded peeps go know wetin dat one be and yet i graduated in flying colours by the grace of GOD then i go come dey for SHELL dey receive 280k-350k/month, dey chop free food dey sleep with steady light dey enter motor go lectures then i no go blast the exam dem never born dat lecturer when go set exam under these conditions when man no go fit make am with BABA GOD going all thru with me cos without him we are but EMPTY CANS abi my people cheesy cheesy cheesy so make una know fear dat one na small thing

@onavae

bros i hail thee oooo grin grin grin grin as a fellow waffirian i say WARRI NO DEY CARRY LAST grin grin grin we go surely see for edjeba by march 2008 by the special grace of BABA GOD, me sha i dey for Port Harcourt dey work one kind small work dey collect change as salary but very soon all that will change in SHELL cheesy cheesy cheesy AMEN

@cutesy

make you no worry i dey very vigilant and watchful and nobody go fit steal this our thread while im on night duty shocked shocked. hope say you dey kampe we go see or SHELL by GOD's GRACE

@soapdish

make u take dis fight with cutesy over HUNK Lex easy or else b4 una 2 go know another chick go just come carry dey guy waka for una very b4 grin grin grin u feel me

@ evry1else

pls don't mind my outburst of pidgin English was just feeling very happy tonight and decided to go all out the waffi style but i do hope all my msgs were passed across the board. do have a nice and wonderful weekend and a glorious week(next week) of call for medicals for SHELL SITP AMEN

ciao signing out
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 7:03pm On Jan 10, 2008
hello peeps!!! grin grin grin

its the night crawler in the house y'all.

well nice postings but let me start with a lil pidgin english cool cool cool

@cutesy & soapdish

the one when una dey fight cat and mice over Robbie Lex i wonder OOOOOOOOO the guy must be a real HUNK grin grin grin otherwise una just dey flex kpari for nothing. No offence meant Robbie Lex grin grin grin cutesy hope to see you in SHELL soonest

@ Robbie Lex

nice one man you get them girls head rolling all for you even though the haven't met you yet cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy can you imagine the outcome after you guys must have met physically well it beats my imagination shocked shocked shocked nice one gee cool cool grin

@ onavae

well by the special Grace of God i dont just bring good news but i make it happen in the lives of many grin grin grin see u in edjeba my March 2008. Can i get a loudest AMEN cheesy cheesy cheesy

@ every1else

well the ino i got is for SITP1 starting in March i'm not too sure when Hr/Finance will start lets keep praying and keep believing for the mercies of GOD endureth forever and ever AMEN AMEN AMEN
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 7:00pm On Jan 09, 2008
hello everyone,

its funny you know that i get to be the night crawler cool on this thread i guess its due to the nature of my job, running night and day shifts every week but its all good. wink

nice to read and find out that this thread is growing by the day and becoming more interesting as the D'day draws nigh, well i thank GOd for allowing us keep the spirit of brotherly love thus far. cheesy cheesy cheesy

well my sources tell me that we shld start expecting the mails to be flying out from the 17th-29th of January i.e from next week thursday or there about so people dont loose hope and faith now but only hold on stronger to them like never before because the Lord God who started something good in our lives will surely see it to completion. Can i get a loudest AMEN!!!! grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy smiley smiley smiley

as per d pay its for real people between 300k-350k/month shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked so much money cant wait to get there.

well i guess i'll draw the curtains here and go back to manning my office post so my servers dont crash grin cheesy

have a nice week people

see y'all at the TOP grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 6:42pm On Jan 08, 2008
hi all and a very happy and prosperous 2008 to everyone in the house.

to all SITP/Hr SHELL hopefuls keep saying your prayers and the Lord will surely see us thru it all.

from what i learnt from a friend of mine doing SITP presently the pay is about 300k/month so onavae get your facts right as per the 5m after graduation i didnt ask on that one. i was told also that the letters/calls for medicals shld start very soon most likely next week then medicals in february and SITP kicks off in march so guys lets keep praying and not loosing faith that we shall meet at edjeba come march 2008 as SITP inductees grin grin grin cool cool cool

See you guys at the top cool cool cool

And have a nice week filled with glorious stories,

i'm outta here grin cheesy wink cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 6:14pm On Dec 15, 2007
@shiny_smrt

well for all i know the next SITP/1 going by their trend(SHELL) for the past couple of years, the advert shld be out sometime towards the end of july at this website www.phillipsconsulting.net and in the national dailies too at about that same time. so keep your ears to the ground then. good luck buddy grin

@everyone

Men i no go lie this long wait on SITP na wa oooooooohhhhhhh but i will endulge all of us to keep the faith strong and keeping hoping for a wonderful yultide gift from God this season, sorry a second gift grin JESUS CHRIST being the first and most important of all the gifts cos HE is the reason for the season.

So once again and a very merry xmas and a prosperous 2008 ahead of us all.

See you guys at the top in March, 2008(SITP)

Peace out grin wink cheesy wink cheesy grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Very Urgent: Linux System Administrator (male) by majikprof(m): 6:23pm On Nov 30, 2007
Hi all my company is in need of someone who is very good in linux system administration(MALE) and its very urgent please if you are interested send your cv to this email address mejecha@yahoo.com we need to recruit two people as soon as possible so who knows you just might be the lucky one.

The company name is BULWARK SERVICES and it is located in port harcourt rivers state. so if you are in port harcourt or within its environs you could send your cv to the email address above our website is www.bulwarkservices.com

Hurry now the deadline for cv submission is monday 3rd December, 2007.

HURRY! HURRY!! HURRY!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 6:57pm On Nov 27, 2007
@ Robbie Lex

sorry O!!! my warm yuletide wishes goes to you guys in hr/finance also na cos we are all in the struggle together and we shall meet in February '08 by the special grace of God as colleagues.

lets keep the faith going on all. have a wonderful and stress free week grin to all the workers in the house grin grin grin

cheers
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 5:00am On Nov 27, 2007
hello pple,

nice to see so many contributions on this thread, well i did my SRD on the 18th of Oct, 2007 and up till now i have not been contacted by SHELL either through email or phone call and no one in my group too has been contacted. We were told on the day of our SRD that if after 4 weeks of your interview you don't hear from them, then it means you have most probably made it thru so we are believing BABA GOD that by December we shall be called for medicals.

From a reliable source i heard from once you are called for their medicals its as good as getting the job and i also gathered that SITP '08 will be commencing sometime in February 2008 so lets keep on having unrelenting faith in GOD for this miracle this yuletide season.

Before i sign off this is to wish all SITP hopefuls a wonderful Xmas and New Year celebration. Meet you guys at the top.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 7:03pm On Nov 15, 2007
@orjigga 1

well the truth is when i did mine on the 18th of Oct the Shell staff said the SRD will run till the end of November after which they will start contacting successful candidates in december for their medicals which will be in January next year so i guess the successful ones (we inclusive-AMEN) will finally start in February next year. lets just keep praying and having Faith and Hope that we shall be called up for medicals

To every expeectant SITP peeps i wish us all the best

cheers
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by majikprof(m): 6:23pm On Nov 15, 2007
@ Robbie Lex

yes o! you are very correct, Mr. Ifidon actually told us d day we had our SRD (18th Oct. 2007) that if after two weeks you dont hear from shell dat means you are on the very path to success and nobody in my group has been contacted up till now so we are all being hopefully and praying to God that we shall be called for medicals in December. hope to see the likes of you there. have a nice day
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent (female Linux Sys Admin) Needed In Port Harcourt by majikprof(m): 6:17pm On Nov 15, 2007
@stellose

you really surprise me. for your info i never posts scams on dis website and i will never subcribe to that. the fact that you live in ph is what really surprises me becos i believe you shld know by now dat a lot of companies in ph dont really advertise for vacancies dey just let it out in house so a privileged few like those in this forum can benefit from it. to think that you call this a scam, well im short of words. my company does have a website and its www.bulwarkservices.com check it out for yourself and get convinced. dont always be a doubting thomas

ps: i for like make we see physically so i can clear your doubts.08065063468

@ segunb

well its a pity you are in lagos cos i'd have really love to present someone like you with such experience to my boss but anyway take care

@haske

thanks for your belief no mind stellose
Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent (female Linux Sys Admin) Needed In Port Harcourt by majikprof(m): 7:21pm On Nov 13, 2007
hey my company in port harcourt a geoscience company is in urgent need of female linux system adminisrators in port harcourt. so if you stay within port harcourt and are interested you could send your Resume to the following email address:

mejecha@yahoo.com

on or before 16/11/2007

Requirements:
A graduate of either computer Science/electrical engineering/computer engineering with at least a 2.2 upon graduation
NYSC discharge certificate
Must be leaving within Port Harcourt
Must be smat and have the ability to learn fast

If you are interested just send your resume to the email address above.
Cheers
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Which Lady And Guy Would You Like To Date On Nairaland by majikprof(m): 6:14pm On Nov 01, 2007
@stellose

hi i would like us to really meet, first of all i stay in port harcourt and these are my details:08065063468,08056366283, mejecha@yahoo.com cheesy kiss kiss kiss

just send me a mail or a text with your details so i can follow up from there. i am really serious, i bet you will never regret this experience grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Stip Aptitude Test Result Of August Is Out! by majikprof(m): 5:50pm On Oct 12, 2007
hi,

well the truth is shell has called those that wrote in ph for their SRD i wrote in port harcourt on the 1st of August and was invited, i also know a friend that wrote in port harcourt and has done his interview precisely on the 4th of october, 2007.

so i guess i will wish all of you luck and do not drop your hopes, word is i hear they might still be calling more people for the SRD.

Be Good
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cat/t &e Interview Invitation by majikprof(m): 9:54am On Jun 14, 2007
hi i also got invited for the interview mine is on the 25th which is a monday. i guess u should just try n know some things about the company, know somethings about machines n engines and just prepare your self. all the best man see u at the training school.
by the way do u know what the pay is like?

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