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mikuz: I dey use both. Why ?

I nid application to p-i-m-p my phone beta xo halla me app way dy nd d functions nd REMEMBER say na s60v5 thanx

chairman @mukiz na symbian phone u dy use? plx reply

Between 18 and 22 a woman is like africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.

Between 23 and 30 a woman is like america.. well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors.

Between 31 and 45 a woman is like india .. very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty

Between 46 and 55 a woman is like france .. gently aging but sensual with an appreciation for the finer things

Between 56 and 60 she is like yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive econstruction

From 61 on , a woman is like afghanistan.. every one know where it is , but no one wants to go there.

1. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

2. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

3. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.

4. It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

5. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’

6. The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

7. Sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women.

8. It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don’t see straight men dancing together.

9. The first naked man women see is ‘Ken’.

10. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.

11. When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a few seconds, she is not fine.

12. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

14. It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy.

15. Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.

[quote author=bashy_demy]Hmmm @op cos i no wan tell the whole nairaland abi? this topic was a trend on twitter[/quote]lol na wa u o *AK-47 on ur head*

@all, thanx oOo but men some comments fit just discourage man for nairaland o.... SMH@boquee

^whats the beaf

[b]1. It took time b4 d fish
died...
Ans: "EJA CU LATE"
2. I put JERRY in a CAN...,
Ans: "JERRYCAN"
3. Tunde's dad shaves
Shola's
pubic
hair. ...
Ans: "BABA-TUNDE FA-
SHOLA..."
4. ABU ran Away ..
Ans: "ABUJA"
5. it'll be long before Dan
will
come...
Ans: "Dangote"""
6. I miss road.
Ans: "I Shina""
7. The rainbow has a
mother ....
Ans: "iyarainbow""
8. the only native I can
wear to
the
alter is:
Ans: "alternative -__-""""""
9. FRANKly
speaking...EDO girls
are
Hoes...
Ans: "FRANK EDOHO"
10. You're just too thin..
Ans: you should be called
"Justin".. -_-
11. I beat Lisa...
Ans: "Mo na Lisa" ()
12. When Obertan missed
the
goal,
Ferguson shouted
"O ber Tan"
13. I pack rumors call me
Ans: #Pakurumo ?""
14. I counted my foam
Ans: "Mouka Foam"
15. Funmi dribbles
Sean......
Ans: "I call it Fumigation""
16. My Hoe Don Land.
Ans: Call it Holland
17. My ex can sieve any
clue...
Ans: Exclusive ^_^
18. My aunt eloped wit her
boyfriend,
Ans: call her antelope
19. My dad showed me
my lost
key...
Ans: Cal
l me Daddy
Showkey"[/b]

Rudewaterz: someone tell me why does the star wars n-gage game come to an end just like that? I mean I haven't even started the main thing yet but it just ends and there's no way you continue! Aaaaaarrrrghhh someone help me out here.

gud point classic game wit an issue....... sm1 help

bonetalk: .zip files and application does not work on my nokia n70, itz only .sis and .Jar files and applications that work on it. Please, does N-gage applications work on nokia N70?

yeap

oayombo: Just visit gameclub.peperonity.com for all gameloft games for all screen resolutions including 360x640. You'll thank me later

thanx dude

booqee: answer to the second joke, is seven brothers. Oya where my gift?!
funny joke. Beht why did u copy it from me?? Here; www.nairaland.com/970353/mallam-no-mumu-joor-d

my lady am very sowi i neva knew u had a similar joke.

Mallam Usman lost his
cheque booklet and went
to the bank two days after
to report.
Bank manager: I warned
you to be careful with
your cheque book
mallam, because anyone
can forge your signature.
Mallam: I am not a fool. I
have already signed all the
cheques, so they won't
have space to forge my
signature.
Bank Manager fainted!

Mr and Mrs Esan have six
daughters.Each daughter
has one brother.How
many people are there in
the family?

PROMOTION EXAM…
If Akpors steals N5 billion and receives a chieftaincy title in his village and becomes a celebrity (thief), which is of the following is true?(a) Akpors is a lawmaker in Nigeria (b) Akpors still has the potential of becoming the President of Nigeria (c) Akpors will never be jailed in Nigeria (d) Akpors is a former president's friend (e) All of the above

if ur a cute sexy sugar coated honey pie nd u stay in ilorin lets meet dats if u lyk em cute nd fun to be with. Ring me on 08123844097

call 08123844097 if ur cute, sexy nd undastanding

Am fun to be with, dats if u lyk em cute nd entertaining. Wud love to meet a lady wit a gud sense of humuor.... ring me on 08123844097

Lets make it fun, suggest a chinese name for the poster above u.
Next poster wud be JU SUNG LI
lets make it fun

“You are confused
because the Bible
describes God as an
omnipotent and
benevolent deity…
Omnipotent-benevolent
simply means that God is
all-powerful and well-
meaning.”
I understand the concept.
It’s just…there seems to
be a contradiction.”
Yes. The contradiction is
pain. Man’s starvation,
war, sickness…”

“Nothing captures human
interest more than human
tragedy.”

“Whether or not you
believe in God, you must
believe this: when we as a
species abandon our trust
in a power greater than
us, we abandon our
sense of accountability.
Faiths … all faiths … are
admonitions that there is
something we cannot
understand, something to
which we are
accountable. With faith we
are accountable to each
other, to ourselves, and to
a higher truth. Religion is
flawed, but only because
man is flawed. The
church consists of a
brotherhood of imperfect,
simple souls wanting only
to be a voice of
compassion in a world
spinning out of control.”

Historically, intercourse
was the act through
which male and female
experienced God...
Physical union with the
female remained the sole
means through which
man could become
spiritually complete and
ultimately achieve gnosis
-- knowledge of the
divine.