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hannesy: lol so u noticed it too

thought girls hate guys that saggs

Me thinks it depends on what you require of a woman. Ur call bro

Kachisbarbie: If she likes you na...

Haba! U can be my solicitor naw, since I'm helping you btw she's cute

RedEboe: Till date I have been unable to watch Psquare's Ejeajo music video from begining to end for no other reason than the fact that i find that video/song utterly disgraceful.

Most devoted/diehard Psquare fans feel the same way too, but many will not say a word; some keep on replaying Ejeajo, hoping the song will eventually grow on them...its not happening. 

Psquare has released its first major flop and the inclusion of American rapper T.I will not save them this time around.

The Ejeajo song sounded below average, ordinary, nothing catchy, no rhythm and to sum it all up, totally tasteless. It seems as though the sole purpose of this song was just to feature T.I and break into the American market. 

I can bet my very last kobo that any American (Black) who's opportuned to watch Ejeajo video will laugh off his seat saying, "Who are these African booty scratchers trying too hard to sound like us and dance better than Usher?"
I felt the same way watching Peter Okoye putting in so much "gra gra" into his dance moves.

But on a serious note, about Nigerian artistes wanting to break into the American market; do these Nigerian artistes think that the Jay Zs, P Diddys and Dr Dre's will sit back and watch Nigerian music break into US Hip hop market? Especially in an America where music and sports are the few things black Americans can really hold on to. So they (Black American artistes) will allow some black African musician to come in and steal their domestic market share?

Nigerian music is already big in many African countries like Kenya,Zambia,Ghana and even South Africa. Do we think indigenous artistes and music promoters in these African countries are happy with Nigerians dominating their respective music scenes? 

Why will Black Americans not stay proactive and stop Nigerian music from gaining foothold in their market?

Now here's the truth,someone should tell Psquare that its time to go back to the drawing board and re-invent themselves. I don't know the duo's football age but i'm guessing they are in their mid thirties. When dancing musicians start growing older or maturing, they concentrate more on the quality of their music, where more matured dance steps are incorporated. 'Matured dance steps' here simply means slow but sleeker dance moves, just like USHER in GOOD KISSER. And definitely not the 'gra gra' Peter Okoye was showcasing in Ejeajo, epecially to a lousy song.

I think it's time the Okoye twins take a break from music for some time; perhaps they can go concentrate on their respective marriages or try to mentor younger musicians with the ability to sing and dance. 

After a few years, Psquare can return with a new style and sound. 

For now,Psquare has lost it and i hope their closest fans and admirers tell them this truth before it's too late.

I  thought you were making sense until ...

RedEboe: Remember Dbanj?

really? Then I knew u didn't knw poo bout entertainment .

MizMyColi you win o, rozzay has been proved e-taken

Kachisbarbie: Shey na barney you see abi barbie?

lol

Kachisbarbie: @softsparkyy : na you talk am o. 9ce dp, the lips are still kissable.

same sex! Na 14 yrs o, make I help u kiss her naw

MizMyColi: https://www.nairaland.com/1849516/nairaland-forum-games-hookup-relaxation/83

Nawa o, NL na mad house, this is an institution, perhaps I wld base my project on Nl, LOL, nice one. Virtual bar, any other virtual places, I love painting imaginations too

MizMyColi: Say Whaaaaatt!!!!
I see you haven't met JbLuv55

hmmm, who is he or she?

Tallesty1: Bros no try the bolded.

give reasons o, na mama rozzay gimme sure tips

daveP: meant u shud visit those sections before u familiarize with other sections.

tnx, on d matter

rozzay: Just as madam mismycoli told u, I no single. Feel free to pick any single lady around. Btw have u done wat I asked u to do

Ehya , yea I have and still in progess, thanks

Tallestt: My Dear very hard. As if u knw seff. Yy like dat? Esp we dat r new here in d forum dem no dey even give us face @ all. Na wa oooo

I tire myself, na frustration I use take open the thread, but you're a girl naw , you shldnt have such challenges, perhaps maybe your location as my people here have taught me that profile info does matter. Well, read thru the thread ,tips in here has been most helpful. Cheers

teeo: Who wants to fight me
https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fight.gif

almighty teoo, I be Roman Dominus o, so be careful wat u wish for

softsparkyy: You are welcome dear.
You can start first by fighting teeo my boyfriend.

I'm not livered for an e-fight, I do my fightings sumwhere better and strictly the opposite sex trust me teeo wouldn't want that

softsparkyy: Then look for kachisbarbie trouble. lots of guys will fight you because of her.

I'll rather girls buzz me than guys, that's why I created this thread in the romance section

MizMyColi: Idowu ke? hin no dey fear moniker ni
Also, there are veterans in this section (Romance and Family) you should know about.
Be on the lookout for their posts.
When you find them, quote them and either contribute or object, meaningfully.

People like:
Sparky
Temi
Jaybee
Crack
Aisha
Coli
Pickabeau
Tallest

......among others, inshort by their posts, you shall know them

noted, and thanks for the lookout @ softsparkyy

daveP: erm welcome to Nl. She's the best recommended tutor for you. Trust me. But frequent the sports and general section as well. Before u solidify ur stance on nl.

Thanks , didn't get the "before" part

MizMyColi: I hope they don't descend on you.

Choi, at least a man gotta try, so there is an e-queue on rozzay?

daveP:

effery body wants toh become 'tutor' for him alloffa sudden!! chai. (nails bulletin for vacancy-it reads "TUTORSHIP NEEDED" )


HOW ARE YOU.

Oga free my helpers, and your tips are entertained too. Nobody is an island of knowledge

MizMyColi:

*winks* she is e-single until proven e-taken

MizMyColi: Okay, picture uploaded.
Now, which section do you find most appealing?
Determine their pattern of conversation and contribute funnily but objectively.
Try to avoid gabgauns too

If you're very "livered"
Try picking an e-fight.

yea, thanks. I av bookmark romance section already now to the next one

MizMyColi: HEY YOU!
Stop there!

She's taken.

no put sand sand for my garri na

rozzay: Haba r u a learner y u go delete thread? Ull open it nd people will comment, d more interesting d topic is d more(insults)praises ull get. Den gf doesn't mean pm biko dat one na ur personal thing. Gf here is the gal u go dey call ur babe for here( no nid to know weda na woman for real life) make sure d pics fine. So. Next tips coming

lolz, Nl hard pass calculus I swear, *cleans sweat* I be dey reason where I go see energy for all dis ceremony. I hope u are e-single , make we begin e-love. *coversface*

rozzay: U think it was easy b4 some of us became landlord here abi u no wan build hus. Anyway

lol, hilarious

rozzay: 2-after doin dat, find gf for here u can decide to open a thread in her name make sure she s fine o if not u go collect insult.

Abeg explain dis find gf wella, una no dey reply pms na

rozzay: 3-open thread e fit be lie, e fit be true sha open( cos 9o% of threads na lie) all na to move d ministry.

Wow! Nice tip, buh one can't delete a thread, and no privacy settings , so all opened threads are visible to everybody, dis one go coz gbege o

IF I was Spiderman, I go just web this asteroid , keep am for house and sell am to papa Obama

rozzay: Good start like dis, go to fp click on section after section. Comment on abt 5 topics in each section( weda stupid or meaningful nko gbasaragi, abt 20 topics 5 comments or more b4 a week ull be celebrating ur 1000post were we go pop champagne
Buy me drink b4 I cont wit d tips

Omo NL na work o, Okies got dat , drinks? No wahala buh nairaland no get bar na, so abeg continue with the tips naw

rozzay: Yes start by following me cos am d happening mama here. Hehehehehe

I've done the needful o, Oya take me by my hand as I follow your lead. #loyalpikin

goofyone: yeah

Thanks bro, really helpful. Time to give it a try and enjoy the imposed holiday on us by the FG.

marieolae: Make a statement. Show ppl tht u hv arrived. Comment on anythin and say wat u feel. I joined less thn a month ago nd I'm having so much fun on here

Thanks, I get the whole point, would repent from my old ways buh me still thinks it easier for you females sha.

goofyone: Nairaland, unlike Facebook and other social media forums, needs you to make yourself visible not by pictures and selfies, but by joining in arguments, making comments, attacking fellow NLers (strong words, etc) and over flirting. Do this actively over a few weeks and you'll make yourself visible.

Quote people directly to draw their attention to you and then if you really like to know them better, send them PMs. The more you do this, the better you get at developing a NL identity.

This has absolutely nothing to do with your number of posts, profile content or number of days online. Just exert yourself, that's all.

Thanks, is "Send E-Mail Message" and "pm" the same ?

So updated my profile, I need some nairalanducation

Tallesty1: You are in ghost mode, thats why.

then show me the way boss

Dymondgurl: *ROTFL*

"a man that asks questions never loses his way" *winks*