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MizMyColi: Two e-Crimes:

1. Opened in 2012 with less than 50 posts, I think and....just 3d4h online?!

2. No profile picture.

How do you expect the veterans of this site to help your ministry move forward

Never knew number of posts did matter as I am a FP addict, and for my profile pics, would fix that right away, any more tips? thanks.

So I saw a post on how difficult it is to woo NL guys [url="https://www.nairaland.com/1887116/why-it-difficult-woo-guys/19#26031421"](see here)[/url] and I was like WTF! Do NL girls really woo guys? and I have kept wondering why I have missed all the action all this while If I must confess I've tried bleeping hard to socialize on this forum to no avail, anybody feeling frustrated socializing here as I am? please share your views or I'm I in "OYO"? would really appreciate if anybody too familiar with making friends here give me tips on how to.

Thanks.

I wish I could get a girl to woo me on nl , when i've been searching for a girl to woo on here and none fell on my radar

Vacancies !!!

1. Qualified and experienced teachers needed for creche to basic 1 - 6 classes, Computer, Yoruba, French and Music in a high standard school at Okota, Lagos.

2. Secretary , Gate keeper, Cleaners and experienced driver.

Interview Date : 28th - 29th July, 2014
Time: 8:30am
Venue: Erudite Educational Consultant
31, Tadeyo street (off Isolo road) Mushin, lagos

Hotlines: 09095513719,08123017050,08030742312

NB: Please come along with your CV, credentials and letter of application.

Thanks.

The hour has come for GEJ to woo Nigerians by doing more good deeds that positively affects the average Nigerian. If he must truly win this. (The voice of the people they say is the voice of God)

Not up to 10mins wey Madiba been die Wikipedia don update him info sharperly, nawa o. RIP MADIBA

I'm glad Nigerians here are hurt, that's a sign of patriotism and that we still believe in Nigeria. Long live our motherland Nigeria. For Nigeria we were created!

And here goes an objection! *winks*

You guys should also view this, I think its hilarious!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dvz1LfLvE

Yea, we got to know bout the contest late and could come up with this entry. Please View and comment please. Thanks in anticipation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dvz1LfLvE

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]april fool on d 5th of April[/quote]Its a Comedy Skit and not a prank sir, should have been uploaded long ago but we were faced with technical challenges. Thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzVQy1U4Sx8

Video could be downloaded @ http://ssyoutube.com/watch?v=BzVQy1U4Sx8

If the pics doesn't animate on your device kindly download via http://goo. gl/vlFYO

NB: delete the space before the .gl to validate the download link
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Tonto Dike Sex-Tape Shocker!!!

Controversial Nollywood celebrity Tonto Dike A.K.A Poko and one
big "Oga @ the Top" Sex Tape got Leaked to he public.

Viewer Discreation advised as video content contains erotic

footages. Video can be viewed @
http://goo. gl/NMZSk
Nb: delete d space before gl, that way the link becomes valid

Tonto Dike Sex-Tape Shocker!!!
Controversial Nollywood celebrity Tonto Dike A.K.A Poko and one
big "Oga @ the Top" Sex Tape got Leaked to he public.
download @ "http://goo. gl/NMZSk "

NB: ''delete the space before gl in the download link to validate it". I don't understand the bot installed on Nairaland.

Lol, buhaha, After God, fear women.

lol, I tire for naija, when a towing van is been pushed, I just dey imagine the thoughts of the owner of that sienna

Star boy wizzy all the way, everybody once had a beginning.

Was at sadiku early this afternoon and lo and behold I saw this

A thread to just follow up with the alleged promise by the love peddlers of 9ja. Please testify to the house, If you got free sex cos of naija wining, #naijatilldeath. Up 9jeria!

kachiben: Once upon a time,a middle age man hung his suit in his wardrob not knowing that his wardrob is now a dwelling place for the Cockroches. One day came when this man was dressed for chuirch and d unfortunate thing was that it was his turn to preach to the members. As soon as he climbed the pulpit to give his wonderful sermon, lo and behold a very big and matured Cockroach came out of the pastors Suit and the members ran out of the church. To Read more go to my website- http://www.cancerupdate.info

this is so dry, I dnt even wanna imagine how ur website be like.

wonlasewonimi: When I was young, if I wanted my parents to forget my misdeeds, I'd just pull few strands of my eyelashes and put it on my head.

Lol, did sumtin quite similar, pull few strands on my eyelashes mixed it up with some stick of broom then place it beneath the foot mat, once my dad/mum crosses over it the case becomes history. Lol

I'm no corper but the answer is obvious, there are many graduates every year that even the NYSC scheme is done in batches i.e not everybody that graduates in the same year would serve the country together. So after serving its not a must the government retains them coz there are still more corpers waiting to serve. So its a turn by turn parol.

greall1: My area palm avenue mushin lagos state. atleast we have 16\18 hours.
Expecially wkend always stayble.

Please on your comment indicate where u are located.

. True talk I live around there too, mehn its lite galoure. PHCN is working, 9ja is moving.

Yield: Stupidness.

Abeg dat is "LOVE"

I really love this dude, hope you excel anywhere u find urself

adamabdul: He is in mecca negotiating with the FG...no gunshot in maiduguri for almost five days we have never had it this good

omg, u mean this dude still flies outta da country, nawa o

Dis is a good news for Nigeria, Boko haram is gettn broke. I just can't imagine the FG sponsoring boko haram activities coz dats how it seems to me. They simply need more money to buy explosives rather than improvise like they use to. Pls talk to the govt not to consider watever. Lives have been wasted let boko haram pay Nigerians for that too, Our image has been rubbished no amount of money can repair that!

Thanks man, I guess the problem was due to my browser and picture size although i've reduced the pictures quality to the bearest minimum

Biggyd2: https://www.nairaland.com/180245/nairalanders-how-insert-images-nairaland#11772504