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Politics › Re: Questions Begging For Answers Over Buhari’s Relocation Of Villa Chapel, Mosque by Malawian(m): 10:30pm On Sep 16, 2015
soe:
1. What is the distance of the chapel to the President’s bedroom?
ANSWER: Distance is not of essence here, A residential area is a residential area. If the landlord says he doesn't want to have a church in his compound, so be it.

2. Is the President’s bedroom not sound-proof and bullet proof?
ANSWER: Does the president have to close all his windows compulsorily? What happened to enjoying a quiet Sunday in the balcony of his castle?

3. Are external speakers used by the Chapel and Mosque?
ANSWER: It is not all about external speakers, in fact, internal speakers can equally disturb a quiet Sunday. But most importantly is the crowd and attendant stream of people walking, talking and loitering...that in itself constitutes noise.

4. Is worship held in the Chapel and Mosque daily?
ANSWER: It may not be daily, but the president has the right to a quiet Sunday afternoon.

5. For the Mosque, which was built by former Military President, Ibrahim Babaginda, why wasn’t it moved by five successive administrations of former Head of States, Sanni Abacha, Abdulsalami Abubakar; former Presidents Olusegun Obasanjo, Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, Goodluck Jonathan.
ANSWER: The mosque is located behind the president's office, not residence. The mosque is not in a residential area.

6. For the Chapel, which was built by former President Olusegun Obasanjo, why wasn't it moved by his successor, Late Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, who himself was of another faith.
ANSWER: Yar'Adua rarely spent his weekends in the vila. He was either in one hospital or the other.
just look at this willing slave, sufferheadedly volunteering answers for his masters. who ask you? which kind thing be did sef?
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Vs Iyanya Vs Peter Okoye:Who Rocks The Six Packs Best(Photos) by Malawian(m): 1:54pm On Sep 16, 2015
okooloyun1:
The guy with Peter his own 6packs go badt gahnn
na the blow wey go follow those im knokkles i dey bow for.
Politics › Re: How A Service Chief Greeted Osinbajo Today At African Union Peace Event (Pics) by Malawian(m): 5:13pm On Sep 14, 2015
abeg, wetin him go dere go commission?
Crime › Re: Woman Bites Off , Swallows Neighbour’s Tip (Pictured) by Malawian(m): 7:54pm On Sep 10, 2015
meen, i been think say na person cap she bite comot.
Phones › Re: The B29 Story: My Experience At Ikeja Computer Village Today by Malawian(m): 3:02pm On Sep 10, 2015
sconp:
Hahaha Funny stories, I has a good laugh.
computer village, a place where your phone could be stolen even when you are playing music with it and the music won't stop.
grin grin
my own was my brand new laptop i bought just 3 days earlier. na God o.
i was at old Revive Technology shop to buy a nokia phone to use as modem (during those days of freedom browsing). the fool was taking his time to attend to me, doing on thing or the other. my laptop was inside my laptop bag and i put the bag across my neck. after two much hessitation, i turn to leave the place, only to realize that my laptop bag has been zipped down and only the straps was what was still holding my laptop in place. the two guys behind me began to look at the wall beside them as if something intresting was written on it.
Politics › Re: Do First Class Monarch Exist In South East..? by Malawian(m): 7:15pm On Sep 05, 2015
Abagworo:
The Igbo word for king is eze and not Igwe. Igwe means heavenly or divine and was used more as appraisal until it came to be a title. Ezeigwe means divine King. Obi is purely the symbolic name of the king and his authority. Eze Abagworo is Obi of Abagworoland and his palace is Obiabagworo and isi-obi of Abagworoland. When my subjects come to pay me homage they hail Igweee! in acknowledgement of my heavenly divinity and they say Eze igadi ndu ruo oge ebiebi which means may King Abagworo live long.
bros, i don't weed, but i will make an exception for your product
Politics › Re: A Street In Onitsha After Heavy Rain by Malawian(m): 6:59pm On Sep 05, 2015
this is just flash flood. nothing to report here.
maybe we should show lekki own.
Politics › Re: DSS Invasion Of Akwa Ibom Govt’s House Unacceptable – Fayose by Malawian(m): 8:46pm On Sep 04, 2015
lastpage:
Porin-Pongba e!
Baba'nla baba re! Eleri'buu, omo ajokuta ma'momi
grin grin grin



Lastpage!
i for yab ya ode papa, but i look at you and i realise he already is insulted as to the quality of his speerm.
i cant add insult to his injury.
sorry. undecided undecided
Politics › Re: DSS Invasion Of Akwa Ibom Govt’s House Unacceptable – Fayose by Malawian(m): 8:40pm On Sep 04, 2015
lastpage:
Those "Yoruba people" are really very annoying you know!

Emm.... by the way, l will advice you to go JUMP INTO THE LAGOON due to such annoyance.

Dont Hug NEPA Transformer o, those ones are just too powerful under Buhari's regime, 24x7 na strong power dem dey exude!



Lastpage!
oponu.
Politics › Re: DSS Invasion Of Akwa Ibom Govt’s House Unacceptable – Fayose by Malawian(m): 8:06pm On Sep 04, 2015
the annoying thing about yoruba people is that they are here now castigating ayo fayose, but when the time comes to appraise this despotic regime, you will see them talking trash about how "a yoruba man led the fight against despotism during the buhari years".

ofcourse, they were "also in the forefront to rescue bros joe from turai".

these annoying guys !!!
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by Malawian(m): 4:43pm On Sep 03, 2015
cococandy:
Hehehe grin

These nairlanders won't kill person.
So he drives a Camry that makes him above doing dishes. Be baffling yourself there o.

Will you have a heart attack if your friend drives a BMW 7-Series and you meet him cooking in his house while his wife is watching television?

Na ER straight abi? grin
una just dey form one thing one thing.
na when your husband come back home, you give am food, he come say him don eat, na im una eyes go clear.
anyways that is for the gentle men.

now for a real naija man, check this.

At the 1997 World Women's
Conference, the first speaker - Mrs
Harry, from England, stood up:
"At last year's conference, we spoke
about being more assertive with our
husbands. Well, after the conference I
went home and told my husband that I
would no longer cook for him and that
he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After
the second day I saw
nothing. But after the third day I saw
that he had cooked a wonderful roast
lamb."

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker - Mrs Clemson,
from America, stood up:
"After last year's conference I went
home and told my husband that I would
no longer do his laundry and that he
would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After
the second day I saw nothing. But after
the third day I saw that he had done
not only his own washing but my washing
as well."

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker - Mrs Akpors, from
Nigeria, stood up:
"After last year conference I go house
com tell my husband say I no go do im
cooking, cleaning or go market for am
again, and say make hin go dey do am
by imsef.
After the first day I no see anytin. The
second day sef, I see notin. But after
the third day, as the swelling begin go
down, I start to see small small from my
left eye."
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by Malawian(m): 3:24pm On Sep 03, 2015
Ngokafor:
....You were baffled? shocked...how lame!

...you must be from the nineteenth century then undecided
sorry sister,
old school.
it is the way of our ancestors grin grin grin
wise men those guys were.
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by Malawian(m): 2:23pm On Sep 03, 2015
MrsChima:
Contradiction is astounding and definite. lipsrsealed

As I thought, people pick and choose what to believe in, support, and do with their lives.

Honesty is still hard for many people.
Ephesians 5:22-33 - Wives, submit yourselves to your own ...

Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church.....
CASE CLOSEDDDDDD !!!!!
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by Malawian(m): 1:59pm On Sep 03, 2015
MrsChima:
Since you listen to your priest, if he told you to submit to your wife and said H od told him so, would you submit to your wife?

Priest is not gay abi?

Be honest. grin
nwanne mmadu, the bible says "husbands should love their wives chikina, but when it came to the wives turn, it says wifes should love their husbands and submit to them!!!!.
na baba God talk like that o.
DO NOT ADD TO GOD'S WORD. IT IS A SIN shocked shocked wink wink
nothing like husbands submitting to their wives,
mba nu. grin grin
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by Malawian(m): 1:48pm On Sep 03, 2015
MrsChima:
It is not a big deal to you that the husband want the woman to dish food but what isnt an issue to you may be an issue to the next person! You can't compare your comfort with the next person and I said that at the beginning of the thread!

Focus on what works for YOU and it isv okay! If submission isnt a big deal according to you then why do men have issues submitting to their wives?

Of course, you will say because the bible said so. Do YOU follow EVERYTHING in the bible? Don't lie.


One last thing....why do MANY religious folks have s n issue with true submission to Christ if submission isnt a bad thing according to you?

Do you think a gay pastor is m submitting to Christ?
i was in church on sunday, i think the priest was talking about wife submitting to the husband and not the bolded.
abeg o.
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by Malawian(m): 1:39pm On Sep 03, 2015
zeeblamj:
That's what a man is. That's what marriage is... My husband also helps me out in the kitchen. Does that make him less a manhuh I serve him food and we eat together. Does that make me less a woman? This isn't even enough to be a marital issue. Why can't they eat together? Leave what u are both doin and have breakfast as a family. This settles d drama.... But in This scenario, the guys should have asked his wife to come eat with him. That way, she will serve him. There are always ways to go about it . His statement was wrong. I would cry so much and feel like a slave or LovePeddler or maid if my husband wakes up one day and says " I'm not eating because my service is not complete"
i think it depends on the woman in question. i mean, it was just in the cooler today, tommorrow, it will be in the pot, by next week, he will have to take it out of the fridge to warm for himself and before you know it, he is going to the market himself for foodstuff.

also, i think there are women cores and men cores in the house. i dont expect my girl to be going to the well to draw water, that is a man's core, likewise for the dish washing.

my opinion sha. make una no enter me for here o.

meanwhile am porting back to the politics section. nice to meet una here. grin grin
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by Malawian(m): 1:21pm On Sep 03, 2015
bukatyne:
The food was in his front in a cooler.
in that case, i actually think the food should be dished.

although i have to say, once i went to see my tenant. his wife was cooking in the kitchen, he was beside her washing the dishes. i was baffled.

this man drives an 09 camry to put him in perpective.
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Dish Food For Him by Malawian(m): 1:13pm On Sep 03, 2015
all this dish food ish, i was thinking the food was still in the pot. come on. i know of a guy form Ekpoma days that starts "tasting" his rice from when it was still being cooked. in fact, all the pot of rice will be fully tasted before he puts out the fire, he will then pour water inside the pot and wash it. i dont know if he even had a plate in his room.

forgive my offpoint. i was thinking the food was still in the pot.
Politics › Re: DSS: There’s An ‘influx’ Of Boko Haram Into Lagos by Malawian(m): 4:33pm On Aug 30, 2015
let dem just not start their madness in gidi o. na where me and my mama dey live and they can easily blend in.
any rubbish in da east, and all abokkki becomes boko haram.
no place to hide. grin grin
Politics › Re: Answer this question from nnamdi kanu if you think lagos is not no man's land. by Malawian(m): 4:34pm On Aug 28, 2015
GentleToks:
@Igbos, let me educate you fools and your mentor Nnamdi Kanu.

How does Oba Ado of Benin Kingdom named Lagos state as Eko? The Aworis who are originally from Ile-ife asked Oba Ado to govern over their territory which Oba Ado agreed with condition.......

Prior to Lagos being adopted, the settlement was called Eko by its Kingdom of Benin Connquerors, which stems from either Oko (Yoruba: "cassava farm"wink or Eko ("war camp"wink.


Benin Kingdom benefitted from this throne for 4 decades until 1841 when Oba AKINTOYE ascended to the throne of his forefathers. He made attempt to ban slave trade which led to him being dethroned.


Until today, the Oba of Lagos is the head of all the Kings in Lagos State and his status is different from other Oba's most of whom were later given back their crowns and staff of office only within the last 40 years. Those who got their crowns back were the original land owners (Olofin's children). Modern-day Lagosians have so intermingled that no single tribe or people can claim it even though the predominant language is Yoruba.

The present day Lagos state has a higher percent of this sub-group who allegedly migrated to the area from Isheri along the Ogun river. History has it that the Awori were actually from Ife, the cradle of Yorubaland. The Awori people are a peaceful people initially not taken to warfare. Due to war, those from the hinterlands, like the Ekiti, ran towards Isheri, which at that time had more than one Olofin (Alafin)who were heads of settlements about 1400AD.

With the fleeing people from the hinterlands most of them scattered again, some to Iro, to Otta, Ado, others to Ebute Metta i.e. three landing places - Oyingbo, Iddo Island and Lagos Island (Eko). The Olofin that brought those who went to Ebute-Metta was Ogunfunminire later known as Agbodere. With the full commencement of the war about 2000 moved to the nearest island of Iddo, others to Otto Awori or Otto Ijanikin towards modern-day Badagry. Those from Ekiti Aramoko came to Ebute-Metta, Iddo and then Ijora.

After the demise of Agbodere, the name Olofin became the name used to remember him while a title of Oloto was given to his successor. With one of his sons becoming the Oloto his other children parted ways to what is known as visible settlements in present-day Lagos.

Until the coming of the Benins, Lagos's geographic boundary was Lagos Mainland. Lagos Island, the seat of the Oba of Lagos, then consisted of a pepper farm and fishing posts. No one lived there. The name Eko was given to it by its first king, Oba Ado, during its early history; it also saw periods of rule by the Kingdom of Benin.

As at that time, no tribe within Yoruba Nation could lay claim to Lagos cos most of them migrated to Eko as a result of wars.

Finally, Eko has developed over the years just like any other Kingdom I'm Yoruba Nation with their own subjects.
who wrote this epic movie script? i hope it is not kunle afolayan grin grin
Politics › Re: A Pie Chart Showing The Pattern Of Buhari's Appointments by Malawian(m): 12:57pm On Aug 28, 2015
HOTWATER:
The game.plan is very simple. Appoint Northerners and give the SS where the oil comes from some crumbs to make them calm down . The SW and SE can keep abusing themselves on the internet. What that means is that a Northerner will still emerge as President in 2019 and the North will have the Presidency for the next 12 Years . Unfortunately , there is nothing anybody can do about it. The division between the SS and SE favours the North and they will take full advantage
actually, if buhari sleeps and fails to wake up, all his permuatations goes outa the window.
my only issue is that the commissioner will be a monstrosity in terms of cluelessness.
Politics › Re: A Pie Chart Showing The Pattern Of Buhari's Appointments by Malawian(m): 12:53pm On Aug 28, 2015
sukkot:
we have 10 percent you have zero percent. the question is igbo how market ? not one single appointment ? no pie for you lmao grin grin grin
i like this chap. grin grin
tribalism without bitterness.
Politics › Re: A Pie Chart Showing The Pattern Of Buhari's Appointments by Malawian(m): 12:31pm On Aug 28, 2015
INTROVERT:
i think am sure of it.... It Ahmadu below.
Ahmadu bello was the sultan of sokoto, as well as the premier of northen nigeria.
he was an irredimable tribalist and was gearing up for his eastern debut after his exploits in the waste.
one rugged igbo boy dropped a few chin chin down his throat. cool cool
Politics › Re: APC Leaders Angry As Buhari Appoints More Northerners by Malawian(m): 9:42am On Aug 28, 2015
HerexG:
Once beaten twice shy

What happened to him in his past regime shouldn't repeat itself

So he has to work with those he is comfortable with and trust to an extent, whether they come from The East, West, North or South .
igbo traders no longer uses western union and T/T to transfer money to their overseas/Chineese trade partners, they now use what is called "deseart exchange" a kind of "western union" run by the saudis.
it is the west that will come and boot him out of power soon enough.
Politics › Re: Anambra light of the nation, eastern economy power house. by Malawian(m): 2:25pm On Aug 25, 2015
ArodewilliamsT:
that fool is a yoluba insurgirl
my mistake, but he writes like customized.
i was thinking chino don go commit again.
Politics › Re: Anambra light of the nation, eastern economy power house. by Malawian(m): 11:05am On Aug 25, 2015
Abagworo:
It could be Chino's new moniker. He opened Abagworro and Abagworo1 to cause mischief.
it is customized.
Politics › Re: Anambra light of the nation, eastern economy power house. by Malawian(m): 11:40am On Aug 24, 2015
BuddahMonk:
WORRIED over the sour relationship between
Governor Willie Obiano and his predecessor,
Peter Obi, traditional rulers in Anambra State
have expressed desire to end the rift in the
overall interest of the state.
Addressing newsmen at the weekend, spokes­
person of Anambra State Traditional Rulers
Council, (HRH) Igwe Chris Onyekwuluje disclosed
plans by the monarchs from Anambra North to
jointly confer both governors with special
chieftaincy titles.
Igwe Onyekwuluje dismissed insinuations that
the face off was getting out of hand, insisting
that people were merely blowing the entire
issue out of proportion.
He enjoined former governor Peter Obi to see
his successor as his friend and political son and
overlook any misgivings or shortcomings that
might bring disaffection between them.

Onyekwuluje, who is the Igwe of Umunya,
praised governor Peter Obi for his unprecedent­
ed record of achievements during his tenure as
governor.
He cited the area of infrastructure development
in Anambra North as one which the people
would ever be grateful for, listing such projects
as the construction of Nteje/Umunya Road,
Omor/Umumbo Road, reconstruction of Abuba
Square /Nando Afor /Igbariam Road among
others.



The traditional ruler also cited the massive
employment of youths and school leavers, which
helped tremendously to reduce crime, es­
pecially kidnapping and youth restiveness.

While enumerating Peter Obi’s achievements,
Igwe Onyekwuluje noted that top among them
was ensuring that the governorship position
went to Anambra North Zone, which had never
produced a governor.


sunnewsonline.com/new/anambra-traditional-rulers-move-to-reconcile-obi-obiano/
adaobi should go and sit down joor angry angry
is his tenure not over? abi if it wasnt for Ojukwu, who would have voted him?
immagine this feminine looking chap feeling like godfather?
o ma kwa noo ndi igbo ka ya na ha na eme ife?
Politics › Re: Ongoing Massive Protest At Akpaja Eleme Rivers State By Ogonis (Photos) by Malawian(m): 10:46am On Aug 24, 2015
even the lekpa for picture 3 wey her kegs dey point towards kafanchan dey follow protest. chai.
Politics › Re: Elumelu’s Afriland Properties Responds To Termination Of Falomo Shopping Centre by Malawian(m): 9:57am On Aug 21, 2015
pomporiking:
Its pretty clear ambo wanted a piece of the pie but was rejected hence the termination
isnt there some legal clauses that would make the lagos government part with a princely sum should they revoke the deal? who negotiates these contracts sef?

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