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Politics / Re: Nigerian Senator Leads Multi Billion Naira Investment In Cannabis Production. by maleeks(m): 8:56am On Apr 08, 2019
olas24u:
The lawmaker representing Imo North in the National Assembly, Senator Ben Uwajumogu is currently leading a multi billion naira investment to Okigwe zone in the cultivation and production of medical cannabis oil and powder.

source:Omoyele Sowore
I'm confused, have we started cultivating medicinal weed in Nigeria now! ? Make I sharply make some great moves
Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani Celebrates Valentines Day In Sultry Photos by maleeks(m): 1:17pm On Feb 14, 2019
She's Kenyan not Ghanian

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Phones / Re: Android Q – See The New Features Google Plans On Releasing by maleeks(m): 9:14am On Jan 20, 2019
Damidave1124:
Still rocking my Android O




When it eventually reaches Z, which alphabet would Google use?
They are phasing out android OS completely soon, Fuschia is next zircon based on Dart

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Family / Re: 10 Dark Secrets From The Wealthiest Family In World History by maleeks(m): 2:00pm On Dec 15, 2018
No wonder Hitler went nut on Jews by deciding to wipe them off the earth surface.
"the nationalization of our masses will succeed only when, aside from all the positive struggle for the soul of our people, their international poisoners are exterminated" Adof Hitler
Crime / Re: Young Boy Arrested With Others In Their Indian Hemp Farm In Ondo (Photos) by maleeks(m): 9:24am On Apr 24, 2018
Legal marijuana growers making hella money in United States

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Literature / Re: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by maleeks(m): 3:46am On Mar 03, 2018
The song of ice and fire
Politics / Re: Meet Adamu Badamasi Adamu, Yobe Youngest Governorship Aspirant (Photos) by maleeks(m): 1:51am On Mar 03, 2018
contactmorak:


Bro, i am personally of the opinion that if Nigeria will be changed by the youths, we cant totally rule oit the old people, but rather, the youth will climb on their shoulders to attain the mantle of authority. They will think that they are using us, but they will be unknowingly ceding power to is and it will be late before they realise.

Just watch...
brilliant .... but hey bro they'd rather install their kids who are spoilt brat without morals only American/ British accent. Oh lord ! Why am I so pessimistic
God please bless Nigeria �
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Thanks Her Surgeon, Dr. Ayo, Grandville Medical & Laser Surulere by maleeks(m): 12:22pm On Jan 02, 2018
Meaningless harsh tags
TV/Movies / Re: What's Your Most Anticipated Movie Of 2018? by maleeks(m): 4:57pm On Jan 01, 2018
Game of thrones

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Health / Re: You’ll Be Amazed How People With Color Blindness See The World by maleeks(m): 8:56pm On Dec 30, 2017
In the beginning... life was precious
Politics / Re: John Oden: Soldier Sends His Wife Christmas Message From Military Base by maleeks(m): 8:36pm On Dec 20, 2017
missyadorable:
Fine young wife like this?

in her shoes,one handsome civilian will be pounding my kittycat in your absence.

no time!
...and all that transpired therein
Business / Re: Lady Saves N64,000 In 4 Months, Shows It Off (Photos) by maleeks(m): 11:17pm On Dec 15, 2017
Ooh sh!t I came late So, you mean to tell me you saved up 64 grand in 4 months That's less than $200 gurl Naira is a joke
Nairaland / General / Re: Australian Police Python Photo Breaks The Internet by maleeks(m): 7:23pm On Dec 13, 2017
Health / Re: I Am Epileptic Please Help by maleeks(m): 4:54am On Dec 12, 2017
Afam4eva:

Permit me to ask. Are you a doctor?

No I am not but my baby is lol
TheArchangel:
pun intended @TheArchangel
Health / Re: I Am Epileptic Please Help by maleeks(m): 8:54pm On Dec 11, 2017
Afam4eva:

Is it the same symptom someone gets from serious stress, where someone's body vibrates but only the person can feel it.
No it's different... Seizure has to do with brain. But going for scans to clear your doubt will be fine if you can afford it sire
Health / Re: I Am Epileptic Please Help by maleeks(m): 8:41pm On Dec 11, 2017
chigoizie7:





Like how much are we looking at here. Not the exact amount. A kinda estimate
#350,000 to #500,000
Depending on many factors, for instance
1 how long you spend in the ward
2 how long it takes you to recover at the Intensive care unit (ICU)
3 Oxygen you take
4 Cost of surgery itself
5 medications
6 No of times you undergo MRI and CT scan
7 etc
During my person own... the mum'c spent close to a milli( money she wan use for pilgrimage go Hajj that time)
Health / Re: I Am Epileptic Please Help by maleeks(m): 7:09pm On Dec 11, 2017
What you are having is "Seizures" which is simply symptoms of a brain problem. They happen because of sudden, abnormal electrical activity in the brain. In which a person's body shakes rapidly and uncontrollably. It is caused by a brain tumor @op it could be any type ranging from bi-frontal meningioma to others. It often start while you're sleeping and later if not taken care of can trigger while you not even sleeping/
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Solution/
you will have to go for both CT scan and MRI scan this will cost you almost a #100,000 then your neurologist can now know how big the tumor is and if you can be given medication( e.g. Phenytoin) to stabilize your condition or shrink the tumor. And also I f you will eventually undergo a brain surgery/
No big deal man. It has happened to someone so close to me and the surgery was done at the University college Hospital Ibadan and to God be the glory she's better now. The only problem is that bro..... you gon' spend som damn money man!

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Romance / Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by maleeks(m): 7:51am On Nov 26, 2017
Therock5555:
Due to the various news of the death of former PDP chairman's son who was murdered by his wife, I just thought I should share my own experience with y'all.

I had a girlfriend that was everything a brother could wish for, Rich, working class, beautiful, curvy, and brilliant, it's hard to get all these kind of qualities in a lady but there she had it all.

Her family are also well connected in the Army and Navy forces so she also had backup in case of any trouble, any party we attend, guys would always be admiring me but I alone knew her major flaw, she possessed a fiery temper. I'll just be receiving compliments and smiling but in my heart I'll be praying that somebody comes and snatch her from me cus we barely spend two days without quarreling and she's also quick to raise her hand on me, since I'm stronger than her I'll overpower her and tell her to respect herself.

I came from a home where I have never seen my parents arguing infront of us, they'll go to their room and talk it over without raising their voice so I promised myself that I'll never fight my woman no matter what but that was to change soon.

One evening I hosted her, her friend and boyfriend for a sleep over, they took the second room while I slept same room with my girl, around 5:30am I was awoken by a hot slap, I jumped up in surprise to meet my girlfriend fuming, she started screaming and calling me a cheat, I was surprised, asked her what happened and she claimed that she dreamt that I was having sex with another girl and when she woke up she wanted waking me to tell me of it when all of a sudden I muttered the name "Loveth" twice.

Chisos, I was mortified and tried explaining that Loveth was the name of my manager who is getting married later this year at my place of work and I had nothing going on with her, she kept accusing me, the next thing she slapped me, it was too early in the morning for me to get angry so I just grabbed my jacket and went to the parlour, her friend and boyfriend were already in the parlour wanting to find out what was the matter, I explained to them and went to kitchen to rest, not up to five minutes later she showed up and grabbed my boxer cus that was what I slept with.

When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us.

I dragged her to the second bedroom and locked the door, I was trying to reason with her that my balls were aching but she wouldn't hear, out of anger I slapped her twice and yanked her hands off, she came at me again, I grabbed her two hands, twisted them behind her and took of the jacket, tie her hands and pushed her towards the bed before walking out. seems like she fell on her hands cus she screamed that her hand was broken, I ignored the shouts and went to the parlour as her friend went to attend to her.

I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead, good Lord, I could barely see again as I screamed out, my nose was bleeding as she realised what she did and screamed too, her friends ran in and grabbed me, I told them they needed them to call my family doctor, that was all I remembered before I woke up that evening in the hospital with a throbbing headache and sprained wrist.

She later came to apologise but I wasn't gonna throw away my second chance at living, and we broke up few months later after numerous obsessive stalkings and threats, later found out that fighting was like a sport between her parents.


So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.
I promise not to attack you But do not attack me first else....
Science/Technology / Re: What Will Our World Look Like In A Thousand Years From Now? by maleeks(m): 7:37am On Nov 20, 2017
coolestchris:
useless question, nobody knows tomorrow.
abeg if you are a billionaire, and you use nairaland, I want to tell you that, by next 100 years, you won't be alive to use that money, so why you stingy with it..
send me just 20k..
abeg if it's blood money abeg I no want
cheesy
coolestchris:
useless question, nobody knows tomorrow.
abeg if you are a billionaire, and you use nairaland, I want to tell you that, by next 100 years, you won't be alive to use that money, so why you stingy with it..
send me just 20k..
abeg if it's blood money abeg I no want
Politics / Re: Is This Answer Correct? --- HELP. by maleeks(m): 1:10am On Nov 18, 2017
1 mom calls daddy animal 2 Dady is a nightwalker
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Akon Hosts Afrima 2017 by maleeks(m): 9:26pm On Nov 12, 2017
My man
Travel / Re: ALLURE OF SEAS - The Worlds Largest Cruise Ship (Comprehensive Pictures) by maleeks(m): 10:19pm On Nov 11, 2017
God bless me

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Properties / Re: Window Blinds At Affordable Prices by maleeks(m): 11:57pm On Oct 27, 2017
Xcelinteriors:

Thanks for showing interest. The advantages of blind over curtain is much.
window blind help you to control the amount of light entering your room in which you can Shut it totally or just part of the window. window blinds are also easy to maintain. most of them only require a quick wipe with a damp cloth from time to time to remove the dust compare to curtain where you need to wash like once in awhile
window blind last longer than conventional curtain if properly maintained and operated and lastly it beautify your window and gives it that classic look.
Thank you
Properties / Re: Bonanza! Bonanza!! Bonanza!!! An %100 Genuine Plot Of Land For Sale In Ibadan by maleeks(m): 10:57pm On Oct 14, 2017
It's a very good land located in an open place.
Properties / Bonanza! Bonanza!! Bonanza!!! An %100 Genuine Plot Of Land For Sale In Ibadan by maleeks(m): 10:08pm On Oct 13, 2017
A plot of land for sale in Ibadan
Location: After lifefort school Apete
With registered survey, red copy and lawyers agreement


Kindly call maleeks on 09025495221
Price...#1,550,000 slightly negotiable
Politics / Re: 90 Orange Men In Akwa Ibom State (Photos) by maleeks(m): 2:29pm On Sep 11, 2017
what is this?

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Travel / Re: Man Loses His Arm In A Ghastly Accident Along Ibadan Expressway. Graphic Photos by maleeks(m): 3:17pm On Aug 19, 2017
subhanalah

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Business / Re: Dangote To Invest Up To $50 Billion In U.S., Europe By 2025 by maleeks(m): 4:47pm On Aug 17, 2017
anetuno:
Fake news. Do you know what $50 billion is?
I. quite understand you, you're thinking “where is he gonna get that money from when is net worth is less than $12 billion ”. Lemme now tell you this, the problem an ordinary man has is making a name or trusted brand, all he has to do is to declare buying of shares open to investors

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