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Celebrities / Re: ''It's Not A Must To Brush Before We Can Kiss In The Morning'' - Chidinma by malificent(f): 10:36am On Jun 30, 2018
True.

There's a stage a relationship will get to and you just won't care anymore. At this point you'll be super comfortable with your partners presence. You can share the bathroom with your partner, poo while they brush, fart in their presence, and yes, kiss with unbrushed mouths.
Literature / Re: Jack And The Residents Of No. 7 Cole Street (A Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by malificent(f): 8:32am On Jun 30, 2018
Nice story.

Following..

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Literature / Re: We Plateau Much (A Poem Dedicated To The Killings In Plateau) by malificent(f): 7:54am On Jun 28, 2018
smiley

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Family / Re: Man Goes Missing After Visiting Night Club (photo) by malificent(f): 12:10am On Jun 27, 2018
lipsrsealed

SARS
Sports / Re: Angry Nigerians Sets Turkish National Cuneyt Cakir IG On Fire by malificent(f): 12:01am On Jun 27, 2018
Too much frustration in the land...

Nigerians hoped this match would at least put smiles on their faces after all the bad news they've been dealing with recently, but it didn't. They needed an outlet or a scapegoat to vent their frustration on.

Sorry Mr Refree..
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by malificent(f): 11:54pm On Jun 26, 2018
5hrs after I started I'm done. Even with a massive headache. Im not disappointed at all, not a big fan of suspense and thrillers but I knew I had to finish this one.

Good job! You should pursue a career in writing. You'll do so well.. Your story made my evening.

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Literature / Re: Chronicles Of Tracy by malificent(f): 1:56pm On Jun 26, 2018
I like your plot. And I like the way you take all criticism in good faith. If I'm guessing right this is your first story. It takes a lot of courage to put 'pen to paper'. Flaws are expected but with time and persistence you'll perfect the art. All the best.
Crime / Re: Kogi Pastor: We Raped The Prostitute, Killed & Had Sex With Her Corpse by malificent(f): 1:06pm On Jun 26, 2018
Rape, murder, necrophilia and satanic rituals all coming from an alleged pastor??

Uwa di egwu
Food / Re: What Is This Delicious Crunchy Fruit Called (Pictures) by malificent(f): 1:51pm On Jun 21, 2018
Bush carrot or monkey kolanut grin
Celebrities / Re: Speed Darlington Body Shames Bobrisky (photo) by malificent(f): 7:20pm On Jun 20, 2018
grin

This is a typical example of stepping on a sleeping lions tail.

Speedy knows he's becoming irrelevant. Nobody talks about him anymore.

Anticipating an oncoming online battle of two misfits.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Wears Thong Bikini (Photos) by malificent(f): 8:38pm On Jun 19, 2018
shocked

WTF!
How do I unsee this?

This is messed up on so many messed up levels.

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Fashion / Re: Kate Henshaw, Juliet Ibrahim, Others Kept It Hot At Ocean’s8 MET Gala Themed Pr by malificent(f): 6:02pm On Jun 19, 2018
Kate Henshaw what is it?

Did you even look at yourself in a mirror? How can you feel so comfortable stepping out looking like a masquerade?

What's with all the colors? And that ugly frumpy jacket? And the hair??

Whoever styled you deserves serious beating.

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper, Drake Gifts His Dad A $100k Bentley (PHOTO) by malificent(f): 5:54pm On Jun 19, 2018
Good one.

When I have the resources I wouldn't think twice about spending to make my old people comfortable. They deserve nothing short of the best.
Celebrities / Re: I Can Confidently Say I Hardly Have Sex – Moyo Lawal by malificent(f): 5:48pm On Jun 19, 2018
undecided

Says a wannabe sex symbol.

These days people live differently from what they say and portray on media.
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by malificent(f): 5:22pm On Jun 19, 2018
Today went well for me.

Spent it indoors but it was worthwhile. Started in the morning and I just got to the 61st page. I'm only wailing because of my cell phone battery, I just got a warning and Nepa has refused to even blink light.

Thanks Centino, this is the 2nd story I've read on this platform and it was worth the read. I'll appreciate if you can prompt me whenever you post a new update.

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Sports / Re: Angry Fan Set His Nigerian Jersey On Fire (Photos, Video) by malificent(f): 2:06pm On Jun 18, 2018
cheesy

Madness.
He'll still go and buy another one when the eagles scale through their next game. We're optimistic. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Defends Single Mums And Drags Toyin Lawani by malificent(f): 1:58pm On Jun 18, 2018
angry

Even the ones that know they're about to become single mums before carrying the belle and embrace it only to come online later to bash their baby daddies because the profits and benefits they envisioned as single mums don't come anymore. If your decision is to take care of your child alone whilst the father is alive, do it without fear or favour.

God bless single mums. But they shouldn't come on social media to applaud themselves and bash their ex men. That is the bottom line of the message.

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Pets / Re: Murphy the Boerboel and Gustaf the German shepherd by malificent(f): 11:21am On Jun 18, 2018
vincentjk:


Yuh Yuh, so will you be getting one very soon?


I know you sell dogs. cheesy cheesy

I'll hit you up when I'm ready
Religion / Re: Pastor Wears Gloves To Pray For A Lady With Unusual Illness In Port Harcourt(pho by malificent(f): 11:19am On Jun 18, 2018
shocked
Business / Re: Describe Your Financial Status Using A Word. by malificent(f): 10:55am On Jun 18, 2018
Chaos grin
Romance / Re: After Training Her In School, She Decided To Marry Another Man And This Happened by malificent(f): 10:54am On Jun 18, 2018
Now they're even grin
Events / Re: Man Crushed To Death By His Own Mother's Coffin During Her Burial (photo+video) by malificent(f): 10:51am On Jun 18, 2018
If this happened in Africa they would say he had a hand in his mother's demise. This is a freak accident. It happens.
Crime / Re: 2 Car Snatchers Arrested By Police In Rivers State (Photos) by malificent(f): 10:49am On Jun 18, 2018
angry



Everything is news
Politics / Re: Difu Obiano's 6th Birthday Celebration In USA (Photos) by malificent(f): 10:45am On Jun 18, 2018
Happy birthday boy

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Pets / Re: Murphy the Boerboel and Gustaf the German shepherd by malificent(f): 10:40am On Jun 18, 2018
vincentjk:


Lol, too much for where


That's what we all dream of even, to have many breeds of our choice but taking care of them will cost a lot, imagine what taking care of Murphy and Gustaf alone costs me talk more of 6-7 of them lol cool




Yes nau, still part of the dream. To have enough to take care of them. The beauty of having dogs is having them well fed. They're naturally happy creatures.
Crime / Re: Robbers Attack A Man In Abuja, Rob, Stab And Leave Him Unconscious (Pics) by malificent(f): 10:33am On Jun 18, 2018
cry


Is it just me? Or there seems to be an increase in robbery cases nationwide?? Though We know the economy is hard but it's not really an excuse for The lazy and desperate ones to turn to robbery as the last resort.

People are suffering and they're being forced to live in fear of the unknown.

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Pets / Re: Murphy the Boerboel and Gustaf the German shepherd by malificent(f): 10:32am On Jun 18, 2018
vincentjk:


We'll all be here to witness yours, which breed would you like to own?


Amen o. I like huskies, but I'll probably settle for a German Shepard first. The dream is to have a private compound overrun with 6-7 dogs of different breeds.. Hope that's not too much grin
Car Talk / Re: Ford's Smart Jacket For Cyclists Has Indicators And Brake Lights Just Like Cars by malificent(f): 10:30am On Jun 18, 2018
How safe is this contraption in a thunderstorm??

undecided

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Business / Re: Bill Gates Celebrates His Dad On Father's Day, Says He's The Real 'Bill Gates' by malificent(f): 10:28am On Jun 18, 2018
IamGoke:
You asked for 10k and your dad told you he will give you in the morning before he leaves for work, this is after he has thoroughly scrutinised what you needed the money for, all the questions he asked is already making you angry. Through out the night the man couldn't sleep because he was thinking of how togive you his last 10k. Morning came and he called you into the room to give you 9k instead of 10k and you squeezed your face in discontent and reluctantly said thank you after complaining it's not complete. Your mum after seeing this will not say anything but will meet you in your roomwhere your dad isn't and give you 2k from her own money and say "don't mind him, use this one to complete it" smile from nowhere will enclave your face, you quickly go to facebook and whatsapp to write "I have the best mum in the world, i love my mum". Now your dad had gone out again with just 1k in his pocket home and abroad to top up fuel or use as transport to work. He will never let you see this because he is a MAN. Always try to appreciate your Dad for no reason because you won't know how your life would have turned out without a fatherly figure in it..

Dads are priceless too o!...

HAPPY FATHERS' DAY


I just got goosebumps reading this. I love my dad like crazy. Sometimes I try to understand the stuff he goes through but he'll never say. Sometimes I try to imagine what he thinks about when he's alone in his room at night and sleep eludes him.


My old man is my beacon, I cannot ask for another.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Moves To Her Baby Daddy's House (photos) by malificent(f): 7:09pm On Jun 17, 2018
Wow
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Model With The 40 Million Hair, Chika Lann Shows Off Her Bae by malificent(f): 6:51pm On Jun 17, 2018
IamD18:


Like say your 500 naira hair no dey reach 9 months

Is that how long your sisters carry theirs grin
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Model With The 40 Million Hair, Chika Lann Shows Off Her Bae by malificent(f): 4:51pm On Jun 17, 2018
She's still carrying this hair since how many months?

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