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Education / Re: 2017 Nnpc/snepco Scholarship Is Out by malikjosiah(m): 4:17pm On Jan 16, 2018
Asu015:
any news regarding collection of Award letter after completing and uploading the acceptance form
the thing tire me o.. any news about the letter?. because I am getting apprehensive and worried.
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by malikjosiah(m): 1:24pm On Jan 15, 2018
my name is not on the list yet

university of jos

medicine and surgery

400level
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by malikjosiah(m): 1:18pm On Jan 15, 2018
is the list out?
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by malikjosiah(m): 8:14am On Jan 14, 2018
school- university of jos


level -400


course- medicine
Education / Re: 2017 Nnpc/snepco Scholarship Is Out by malikjosiah(m): 10:35am On Jan 06, 2018
Asu015:
any news regarding collection of Award letter after completing and uploading the acceptance form
have not heard anything yet
Education / Re: 2017 Nnpc/snepco Scholarship Is Out by malikjosiah(m): 10:34am On Jan 06, 2018
pls has any 2017 awardee received letter from his or her school??
Education / Re: 2017 Nnpc/snepco Scholarship Is Out by malikjosiah(m): 7:12am On Oct 10, 2017
davsido:
pls someone should tell how the exam looks like
I really need the past question. Pls
Education / Re: 2017 Nnpc/snepco Scholarship Is Out by malikjosiah(m): 7:08am On Oct 10, 2017
Sunusibawa1:
Where is the list please?
08063565616. Pls add me up. Email. Malikjosiah@rocketmail.com
Education / Re: Unijos Admission Thread 2017/18 Academic Session by malikjosiah(m): 10:43am On Oct 01, 2017
[color=#770077][/color] pls anyone who has successfully registered DE should kindly flash me on 08063565616. I am worried.
Education / Re: Unijos Admission Thread 2017/18 Academic Session by malikjosiah(m): 10:37am On Oct 01, 2017
Has anyone registered for DE screening? Pls I am worried. Mine is not been recognized
Sports / Re: No ManCity Player Celebrated Iheanacho Goal Against Southampton. Why? by malikjosiah(m): 10:31pm On May 09, 2016
Igbospower:
pardon my excesses grin
That's what I expect when mature well educated minds argue. Kudos bro!
Celebrities / Re: Fans Mocked Eva For Not Stealing The Show At The Headies (snapshot) by malikjosiah(m): 7:47am On Jan 03, 2016
waitin concern me... pls is today Sunday?
Romance / Re: About Women Making The First Move. by malikjosiah(m): 12:26am On Jan 03, 2016
Estharfabian:
undecidedTruth be told...undecided

I'd never ask A guy Out!! even if my life depended on it! how degrading!! My ego won't even let me...

I'd keep giving him signs(Green, blue and yellow lights), I'd talk sweet to him, Change my voice around him, be all touchy n mushy towards him, Act overly caring, maybe call him like TWICE A month?undecided...if he still doesn't get those Obvious/vivid Romantic signs.

He should go hang himself for all I care!!!undecided fûck him!

Dating isn't my priority...There are plenny "Sharks" in the sea...I only have to choose from so many.....!undecided









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you must be a very ugly girl... that's how your colleagues sound... lonely bitch.

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Politics / Re: Online Petition Asking Buhari To Resign Gathers Momentum by malikjosiah(m): 11:59pm On Jan 02, 2016
black man with uncommon sense.... blacks always forget they are Blacks. how on earth does the petition positively affect the life of a poor Nigerian. wasting your time signing shit,, getting itself in deeper shit.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Reacts To Olamide & Donjazzy Headies Saga by malikjosiah(m): 11:55pm On Jan 02, 2016
[i][/i][color=#990000][/color]wait!! is wandicoal still fat? that guy needs some beefing. what am I even saying... em garri dey market? sorry guys... alcohol is always making me dizzy.., I don't know y.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi-Olunloyo: Olamide Does Money Rituals by malikjosiah(m): 11:48pm On Jan 02, 2016
another fake ass seeking attention.... end times asshole.
Romance / Re: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by malikjosiah(m): 11:30pm On Jan 02, 2016
how on earth does this concern me. ...? when DA Suki never return our stolen money. mtcheeeew!!
Celebrities / Re: Kcee React To Olamide Vs Donjazzy Saga? by malikjosiah(m): 11:09pm On Jan 02, 2016
end times music
Nairaland / General / Re: Hilarious New Year Resolution My Friend Sent Me On Whatsapp by malikjosiah(m): 1:23pm On Jan 01, 2016
END TIMES... this is what I am talking about. Smiling is for the weak.
Family / Re: This Is What You Do When Your Best Friend Is In Labour... by malikjosiah(m): 1:18pm On Jan 01, 2016
end times labour.
Family / Re: They Came Out Of The Room Sweating, But She Said They Didn't Have Sex! by malikjosiah(m): 1:01pm On Jan 01, 2016
Chanchit:



Of cause I read it, I mean the friend also came to give her money, or you think he would just finish sweating and take his leave just like that? You need to start thinking out of the box bro'.

you can imagine how "quickie" prayers could be. .. HELPING HANDS NIGERIA LIMITED.
Family / Re: They Came Out Of The Room Sweating, But She Said They Didn't Have Sex! by malikjosiah(m): 1:01pm On Jan 01, 2016
Chanchit:



Of cause I read it, I mean the friend also came to give her money, or you think he would just finish sweating and take his leave just like that? You need to start thinking out of the box bro'.

you can imagine how quickie prayers could be. .. HELPING HANDS NIGERIA LIMITED.
Family / Re: They Came Out Of The Room Sweating, But She Said They Didn't Have Sex! by malikjosiah(m): 1:00pm On Jan 01, 2016
Chanchit:



Of cause I read it, I mean the friend also came to give her money, or you think he would just finish sweating and take his leave just like that? You need to start thinking out of the box bro'.

your can imagine how quickie prayers could be. .. HELPING HANDS NIGERIA LIMITED.
Family / Re: They Came Out Of The Room Sweating, But She Said They Didn't Have Sex! by malikjosiah(m): 12:58pm On Jan 01, 2016
are they members of mountain of fire? I'm sure they were praying. sometimes prayers make u sweat... it can even roughen your hair and make your pants wet.
Family / Re: They Came Out Of The Room Sweating, But She Said They Didn't Have Sex! by malikjosiah(m): 12:57pm On Jan 01, 2016
are they members of mountain of fire? I'm sure they were praying. sometimes prayers make u sweat... it can exam roughen your hair and make your pants wet.

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Politics / Re: Igbos Should Explain How They Are Being Marginalized – Buhari by malikjosiah(m): 8:02am On Dec 31, 2015
pls help me post this on naira land.
The world is a cruel place, I could not wave the thought of man's wickedness off my mind as I sat beside the buzzing camp fire, all I could do was pity mama moses' innocent cock that will be murdered tomorrow, so would thousands of innocent law abiding cocks. Mama Moses' cock is a calm dude that has supported me all through my school days..thanks to its astute morning rooster crow, I seldom go to school late. Though its droppings has been a nuisance in our compound yet the thought of not catching a glimpse of its colourful charades sadden me. The cock is notoriously known for rapping all the hens in the neighborhood. The fire was getting low, picking up some sticks I fueled the fire, "after all me too go die one day"; I consoled myself. No matter how poor I am, I know I'll have to get an alarm clock as I look forward to hearing mama moses' cock crow for the very last time. Hmmm, this world is cruel. ву мαℓιк ιʝ.
Politics / Re: [picture] Buhari And GEJ Dress Up In Military Attire To Salute Nigerians by malikjosiah(m): 7:52am On Dec 31, 2015
raumdeuter:
We dont want the one smiling like a drunk clown

We prefer the man who has a serious demeanor and knows governance is not a joke
pls help me post this on nairaland. I don't know how to go about it.
TOPIC: ABUSED CITIZENS.
The world is a cruel place, I could not wave the thought of man's wickedness off my mind as I sat beside the buzzing camp fire, all I could do was pity mama moses' innocent cock that will be murdered tomorrow, so would thousands of innocent law abiding cocks. Mama Moses' cock is a calm dude that has supported me all through my school days..thanks to its astute morning rooster crow, I seldom go to school late. Though its droppings has been a nuisance in our compound yet the thought of not catching a glimpse of its colourful charades sadden me. The cock is notoriously known for rapping all the hens in the neighborhood. The fire was getting low, picking up some sticks I fueled the fire, "after all me too go die one day"; I consoled myself. No matter how poor I am, I know I'll have to get an alarm clock as I look forward to hearing mama moses' cock crow for the very last time. Hmmm, this world is cruel. ву мαℓιк ιʝ.
Politics / Re: [picture] Buhari And GEJ Dress Up In Military Attire To Salute Nigerians by malikjosiah(m): 7:52am On Dec 31, 2015
raumdeuter:
We dont want the one smiling like a drunk clown

We prefer the man who has a serious demeanor and knows governance is not a joke
pls help me post this on nairaland. I don't know how to go about it.
TOPIC: ABUSED CITIZENS.
Education / Re: Someone Please Help Me Before I Kill Myself by malikjosiah(m): 7:36am On Dec 31, 2015
eddiegate:
you r a very dangerous man ,,spilling ignorance ,smh
u are a combatant idiot. what else do u expect him to do.. ? isn't his life messed up already? stupid.
Education / Re: Someone Please Help Me Before I Kill Myself by malikjosiah(m): 12:14pm On Dec 28, 2015
just one question for u stupid,, is school the means to an end, or the end itself? sit up and face life like every brave man would. learn a trade, get a skill, farm(mechanized). f*ck the school, breath some air and have some life. after all no be the money we dey find? bro..... I know peeps that didn't go to school and yet they are doing better. just "reboot" your life stupid.
Family / Re: Why Are Wives Looking Older Than Their Husbands? by malikjosiah(m): 3:46pm On Dec 25, 2015
Amberon:
Wrong!! my parents have been married for about 33 yes and my mom looks like a sweet 16.
this your lie no get part2.. Shea u don obtain diploma in lying.
Business / Re: Lagos On Lockdown As Many Engage In "Last Minute Rush Buys For Xmas" - Photos by malikjosiah(m): 8:00pm On Dec 24, 2015
A.P.C. is at it again. Lai Mohammed must have caused this panic buying problem.

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