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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roberto Mancini Sacked By Manchester City by mallorca(m): 10:53pm On May 13, 2013
Noted...Incase
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by mallorca(m):
Please can you teach me a lesson that i will never forget?
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by mallorca(m): 2:55pm On May 11, 2013
Beync: alright then
Hi Beync!
FoodRe: Excellent Foods That Will Turn Your Woman On Tonight! by mallorca(m):
degurl: Beans as an aphrodisiac? hmmn! What about being emotionally available for the act? Cos if the chick's mind is not in it, let her take the combination of all you listed above; no entry means no entry.
Lol@ no entry means no entry grin
SportsRe: Sir Alex Ferguson's Career In QUOTES by mallorca(m):
ON RETIRED ITALIAN STRIKERFILIPPO INZAGHI
"Inzaghi was born in an offside position."

i laugh so hard tears come outta my eyes cry
BusinessRe: Things A Man Must Have Before 40. by mallorca(m): 6:08pm On May 08, 2013
Op,nice thread...
1 lack just one thing from your list
CultureRe: PFN, Anambra Community Bicker Over Killing Of Snake by mallorca(m):
Pastor don kill harmless harmless python
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Reacts To Baby Paternity Scandal! by mallorca(m): 10:37pm On May 06, 2013
Chime900: sometimes I ask my self, what happen to the good old days when our mom love our dad for who they are and not what they are..
girls dis days are loosing it ..totally f9.
Nigeria girls dis day don't think anymore, infact most of them don't know wat they really want in life.
that girl to me is a golddiger, she get her own plans.
she want become a celeb. mumu
a generation that has thrown morals out of the window and only embraces and endorses imorality.
TravelRe: Students In Switzerland/ Nigerians Living In Switzerland, your Experiences Here! by mallorca(m): 3:52pm On May 03, 2013
Greeting from Rheinfall Schaffhausen,
kanton Schaffhausen-Schweiz
TravelRe: Scammers / Fraud At MMIA Arrivals by mallorca(m): 12:17pm On May 03, 2013
Nigeria is very strange country,
where everything seems to run upside down
PoliticsRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Police Officers Fail Intelligence Test by mallorca(m): 10:56am On May 03, 2013
HNosegbe: I hope you guys know that "intelligence" in this context has a different meaning entirely.

Don't make ignorant comments please.
i agree with your point of view
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander And TIMAYA At Port Harcourt International Airport. by mallorca(m): 12:05pm On Apr 28, 2013
Nice picha
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With My Girlfriend, But The Bride Price Is Just Too Much by mallorca(m): 9:26pm On Apr 27, 2013
50calibre: 5 milla! What!! Are you buying her or is her pus*y made of gold or is she a director at Goldman Sachs? What does she have to offer? What is her career prospect?

You are even willing to pay 2 mill! Dude in this age of recession and austerity, 2 mill on a woman who is going to depreciate in value is quite preposterous.
Lmao grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander And The President (jonathan) by mallorca(m):
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How Do You Approach A Girl You Don't Know And Impress Her by mallorca(m): 6:35pm On Apr 27, 2013
Lovetinz: You should have walked up, and say hello with a smile.

It was a 50-50.
You didnt play, and made it 0-100.
Against you.
see mathematics shocked shocked shocked shocked
your name na really Lovetinz
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hapi Bday 2 Me! by mallorca(m): 12:08pm On Apr 25, 2013
your are my Birthday mate,
you look beautiful,charming,clean and attractive,
May Jesus reigns in your life
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Europa League: Basel Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 25th April 2013 by mallorca(m): 11:33am On Apr 25, 2013
I will be reporting live from St.Jakob-Park,Basel

i just wanna watch Basel destroy Chelsea for me to night
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Luis Suarez Banned For 10 Games For Biting Ivanovic by mallorca(m):
ItsModella: https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529876_516302315096049_1214646724_n.jpg

sorry, I just couldn't help it grin grin grin grin grin
***fall down from chair laughing**
Music/RadioRe: Americans React to Dbanj's "Scapegoat Remix" With Kanye West by mallorca(m): 10:34am On Apr 23, 2013
[quote author=Ejiné]I think D'Banj should just abandon the music thing and just stick to the number 1 reason Kanye West took him to America in the first place - To wash Kim Kardashian's panties.

Mah boi D'Banj said he wanted to build the bridge from Africa to America, but e be like say im cement don finish.[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
fall dowm mtn mask
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Opens 20,000- Seater Church In Nairobi by mallorca(m): 12:15pm On Apr 22, 2013
mikeyhernadez: .

The Truth na say PAPA na business Man e com be.
1)tv channel
2)2 universities
3)over 80 secondary schools
4)over 120 nursery/primary schools
5)dominion airline
6)private jet
What other business can he now venture into??
drugs business
RomanceRe: Why Some Ladies Remain Single For Life by mallorca(m): 6:40pm On Apr 21, 2013
I agree with No.7 Gospel truth
RomanceRe: High Prices Men Pay For Sex With Prostitutes They Take Home by mallorca(m): 6:25pm On Apr 21, 2013
passionate88: I remember one story I read for sun newspaper wey one man carry one shewe for kuramo beach as them enter room the man dive d babe as im suck her br€a$t, him just sleep when im wake up, she don gbagi wit im cash wey im carry from ibadan come lag to do business. And na married man o.
Lmao grin grin grin grin
EventsRe: Nigerians Got The Talent On Britain's Got Talent. Show by mallorca(m): 5:40pm On Apr 21, 2013
the girls are good
RomanceRe: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by mallorca(m): 2:54pm On Apr 21, 2013
Nice write up man,
PoliticsRe: Abuja - The City Beautiful (Pictures) by mallorca(m): 10:06pm On Apr 17, 2013
Abuja is very beautiful
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Who Is The Best Free Kick Taker In The World ?? by mallorca(m): 7:58pm On Apr 17, 2013
If nobi Ronaldinho e No fit be Like Ronaldinho
CelebritiesRe: 12 Nollywood Actresses And Their Tattoos (Pictures) by mallorca(m): 2:29pm On Apr 12, 2013
ItsModella: How can you call that thing on Anita Joseph's arm a tattoo? God forbid.


religious fanatics sha...where exactly does the Bible say that?
Madam Thomas,Leviticus 19:28
RomanceRe: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by mallorca(m): 11:16am On Apr 10, 2013
i wan ask whether for naija dey get special school where dis girls dem dey go learn lies? coz all their lies are directly connected to one another...the worst part be say most of their lies are not only discussing but irritating....for e.g.how someone mama go die 3-4 times huh? if u ask she go say d first na her step mother,d second na d person wey adopt her..d third na her grandmama then d forth na her mama..just imagine discussing lies.
AutosRe: 2005 Toyota Rav4 (used) by mallorca(m): 12:07am On Apr 03, 2013
Clean ride but very expensive

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