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ladys1:
Broom vs Umbrella
100% of Nigerian homes have brooms.
20% of Nigerian homes owns umbrellas.
The use of broom is daily while that of umbrella is seasonal. Nigerians cannot do without brooms but umbrella usage is
optional. Broom represent unity and togetherness since one broom
cannot do the job well. Umbrellas are made to be used by one person at a time. It
protects only few no matter its size.
One big broom can guaranteed a clean home.
This Saturday is sanitation, come out with your broom.
Together we can clean these mess.
# BroomRevolution
# togethernigeriacanbeclean

simdam500:
I just saw our former president (Pres. Goodluck Jonathan) on TV...




Yea former

Omotayor123:
Dis ur report na wah.
Pple will think d three of dem are together at d same polling center with ur report. And dey were all accredited by d 4th card reader.


Actually d report above only concerns Good luck Jonathan d outgoing President#

Eggcelent:
Accreditation of voters have started in most parts of Owo, Ondo State. Everything going on smoothly at the moment

Rexhenrex:
a good fearing and intelligent lady will do for me...because she maket a good home that is what I call a wife material,some one that believes in u even when u don't believe in Ur self and sets Ur goal as her priority,that considers Ur success as her aim that considers Ur wealth as a bonus and not her necessity for survival(an independent woman)..that is what I look for even if she is not too beautiful am OK.
i just pray to marry my current girlfriend because I just described her...I dedicate this land to her.

D1ck:
The funniest part about the dude is that he probably thought I was one of the guys he'll bash and go scott free, but trust me, I murdered his punk ass and he's been avoiding my mentions since then. I've been looking for a day that he'll mistakenly reply me. Chai, na die you go die ooo walahi BLACKETT... I will always be here for you, just abuse or insult anyone on this forum, I'll show you how ill-mouthed I can get! You vapid slubberdegullion.

edobor108:
have said it b4 nd i will still say it again,Pple lyk u should b use as sacrifice 2 appease d gods of d land

NLchief:
These guys are crazy.
They have been commiting attrocities for years, killing people, with the police unable to withstand them.
So its not really about the elections bro.

it's been happening since way back.

whizqueen:
The one who keep her virginity because she believes prematrial sex is against God's principles.

Only this group earns my respect

jericco1:
you've removed your oily pics, with that your dilated pupils I like you maya,,, like only.

Midehi:
so how am i suppose to know that

Midehi:
who be this okorommaduekwe

Midehi:
you are very dull

chillingbabe:
Tattoos everywhere..Not nice

himkers:
sexy! Her bweast is so handful

irishCream:
Thank God 9ja no follow if not na ibadan people I for blame

echobee:
See her eyes like de mon

kastonkastrol:
look at this hypocrite. Anyway Saturday is just 2days away from today

Missmossy:
Hahahaha funny comments here I know most guys aint too bothered about this issue.

ronald4lif:
Softy.sparky - she's a darling and a treasure I will love to keep for a longest time. Sure know we'll have some good laugh over NL, that's for sure.

Ipp.ledge - he's my chairman, a brother and a friend, I'd love to have a drink and learn some tips on how to have my way around women from him.

Lala.247 and her partner in crime Dim.ples192- hopefully someday we may meet up somewhere in the city, do some window shopping and have a coffee together. That will be a pleasure for sure.

Akin.sadeez - mehn just got to know him recently but this guy is damn intelligent and whenever I see his comment I take a deep breath as there is always something new to learn.

Airbornelacer - Another quiet maestro who I will love to toss a glass of moetNchandon with on a very good sunny day. It will be fun to end the day in a club with him where we can arrange some take home babes for a rest.

Xiad.nat - oh well, I have been seeking for her troubles recently, it will be an honour to meet her but only if she won't retaliate all the troubles I have fed her with.

Mz.nelly - I often wonder where she got such brains from. Way too much for her age. I would be a king to be in her presence. I'm sure she's got lots of surprises for me.

Tosyne.2much - I don't know his brand of drinks, but I sure will love to have a drink with this baba. Learnt a lot from him and who knows I might just learn some more of 10 things.

Blac.kett - well to be sincerest I often wonder who is behind that moniker. It's no secrets that most Nigerians doesn't get a message if told quietly, that he knows much and does not tolerate that (fools) as he deals with them gladly. On a good day, I'll love to have a drink with him especially on a day chelsea will be thrashing man united. And we would have a laugh over the great in blues. The bills will be on him though.

That's about that