₦airaland Forum

SmartyPants:
Hey! What do you mean by this? Lagos is a city. Ikeja was never a city...it was a big town that has now been absorbed into Lagos city along with other towns and areas. Lagos city is what we refer to as a conurbation or a metropolis. It is a mega city such as New York, or London.

And Abuja is what? Lagos boy.... Born in Lagos, schooled and lived your whole life in LAgos.

SmartyPants:
3m is not a small number... but if you are sure the figure is wrong then why not provide the correct figure along with a reputable source?

Is that source written by the OP reputable?

Badtman:
Bro imagine Benin City Figure to Ogbomoso though I'm a Yoruba but Benin must lead Ogbomoso

DON'T MIND HIM.... THE OP IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WERE BORN IN LAGOS AND LIVED ALL THEIR LIFE IN LAGOS....

HOW CAN YOU COME UP WITH SUCH ARBITRARY FIGURES JUST LIKE THAT?

napoleon77:
At this rate, I fear for the future of Nairaland. If stories like this can make front page then we need to be worried about the moderators of Nairaland

I TELL YOU MY BRODA.... ABI THE MODS DON DRINK BRUKUTU AND KAINKAIN?

WHO MOVED THIS TRASH TO FP? WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR FIGURES FROM? KANO CITY 3m PEOPLE SAYS WHO?

Seun THESE YOUR SUPERMODS ARE TURNING TO SOMETHING ELSE.

EVEN DALA LGA, ONE OF THE SEVEN LGAs THAT MADE UP THE KANO CITY METROPOLIS IS MORE THAN 3m

ALSO, MPAPE ALONE IN ABUJA IS MORE THAN THAT RUBBISH FIGURE YOU PUT FOR ABUJA.... THIS IS RUBBISH

sweetboiy:
Can you guys imagine the outstrageous amount Diamond Bank charge me as stamp duty fee? This is too much.
Please what do I do? This is too much for me to bear in this present state of the economy.
Lalasticlala please move this to the frontpage for a wider view.
Thanks.

GUY NO NEED OF WIPING YOUR BALANCE... THAT SPACE YOU CLEANED IS NOT MUCH... MEANING YOUR BALANCE IS.....

NORTHERNERS ARE ILLITERATES

investnow2013:
-Copyright CKN

what is the copyright for?

emi14:
So so DSS and SSS cannot travel to uk and investigate the true health conditions of mr. President the manner Dezani was investigated. Everybody is paralyzed. Nonsense

DSS IS SADDLED WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY OF MAINTAINING THE INTERNAL SECURITY OF NIGERIA WITHIN NIGERIA... THERE'S ANOTHER AGENCY OF THE GOVT THAT IS EMPOWERED TO DO WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, NOVICE.

Kemperor:
https://www.naij.com/1086945-if-public-office-secrecy-falana-speaks-buharis-health.html

WHY ON EARTH WOULD NAIRALAND POST THIS POORLY CONSTRUCTED NEWS ON THE FRONT PAGE?.... A LOT OF ERRORS IN THE FIRST PARAGRAPH.. TOO MANY ERRORS, HABA.

NIGERIANS ARE NOW KEPT BUSY WITH DISCUSSIONS ON BUHARI'S HEALTH. WHAT A BETTER WAY TO KEEP THEM BUSY FROM CRITICIZING THE GOVT EVERYDAY....

MEANWHILE, I CAN AUTHORITATIVELY TELL YOU GUYS THAT BUHARI IS IN A STABLE CONDITION AND HE LISTENS TO YOUR COMPLAINTS EVERYDAY... NB... THERE'S NO NEED FOR HIM TO COME OUT AND TELL EVERYBODY THAT HEY!! SEE ME AM OK... NAH THAT'S CHILDISH!!!

mesoprogress:
Osinbajo will need as much southerners as possible to counteract Buhari's fulani muslim filled cabinet. The same ediots that keep quiet when Christians are subjugated in the North, killed mindlessly without any protection. I have lost faith in Fulanis, nobody will ever vote them again except their brothers. Northern votes will always be shared between Christians and Fulanis, in the south here they get zero vote. I hope Yorubas have learnt their lessons once and for all.

Even though South fight one another, they regroup when they are needed most.

There is no wisdom in your statement... try and be making some sense when you talk.

mmsen:
And yet the people are too poor to pay for many of these items.

What does that tell you.

You seem to think that your enemy is the South when the reality is your greatest enemy are your useless leaders, both traditional and political.

I am not denying the fact that we have problems, we have our own peculiar problems just like every other region in the country.

But to argue with you constructively at this juncture, those problems are being over exaggerated. Think of a region where cost of living is cheap, with sincere set of people, where people are their brothers keepers, then I will give you North.

However, I agree with the the fact that the acceptance of western civilization as a way of life is low in the North compared with the south but that doesn't mean that people down here don't know how to read and write... They do but in Arabic.

Meanwhile, when a Northerner choses to acquire western education, he always distinguishes himself among millions.

I beg to rest my case at this point.

mmsen:
The north is the one suffering from malnutrition, not the south.

It is in the north where the majority of stunted children are.

It is the north where children are left to roam the street by irresponsible parents.

The food comes south because economic power is in the south. What good is political power when the people are too limited to know how to use it raise the living standards of the people there?

Thank God you've not disputed the fact the the direction of food flow in the country is from North to South.... You may not necessarily know this in detail but the tomato that sells one thousand Naira in the South will barely sale for one hundred Naira in the North. So when you want to bring an argument, pick a topic that you havr points and you're sure of winning.

The fact remains... Tomato, Onion, Pepper, Beans, Cows and Goats always flow from North to South...

mmsen:
Strong and powerful but suffering from malnutrition, fistula and polio.

Do you not see that you are the problem with Nigeria? A burden unto yourself as well as the nation at large?

Why not use the power for something constructive instead of the nonsense that you engage in?

When you talk of food, it's the North that feeds the South cos I always see trucks loaded with foodstuff such as Tomato, pepper, Beans, Animals moving from North to South but I am yet to see any coming down from the South.

mmsen:
People would allow you to go because no one in their right mind would elect to share borders with a bunch of religious nutjobs who can't tell the difference between their backside and their elbow.

Do you take pride in the fact that northerners have held Nigeria back since its inception?

If the north said they wanted to secede people from Abeokuta right through to Calabar would be celebrating.

I simply want to let you know that we are the one holding the union ryt now.... just to remind you how strong and powerful the Akuyas are.

mmsen:
Which question would that be?

I already explained that there is no need to fight with those who are on the verge of real devastation but are too stupid to see it.

I see you ducking my questions.

God decides what befalls any region at any time... but if we want to secede we don't need to fight any war... We would simply ask you to go and your weak people can't dare do the same.

mmsen:
Why fight a war when nature will take care it for you?

The North is breeding recklessly with no regard for the future. You are already suffering with Boko Haram, the future has even worse in store for you.

What do you think will happen to the north east when Lake Chad dries up?

What do you think will happen to Katsina and Sokoto when the desert encroaches and turns former farmlands to dust?

How will those people who insist on having ten children per man survive? Where will they go when they cannot engage in subsistence farming?

You still haven't answered my question. have you?

mmsen:
No one is worried. The Sahara and your destructive religion will deal with you people.

Why are you finding it difficult to free yourself from that ordinary Akuya (Goat). Is that how weak and unintelligent you are?

I bet you if North wants to secede from the union, we'll do it over a cup of tea... tirelessly!

Call us Jaki(donkey) for all we care... We dictate how the music plays.

mmsen:
Silly akuya.

Why would you stay in a marriage with some you hate?

It's because you cannot support yourselves.

No one needs you but you need everyone else.

Which strength does the north add? Is it not the same military that runs from Boko Haram? The same military whose hierarchy steals funds meant to purchase arms to fight the terrorists in the north?

What an irony, you called us Akuya(Goat) but still you are finding it difficult to free yourself from that ordinary Akuya (Goat). Is that how weak and unintelligent you are? I bet you if North wants to secede from the union, we'll do it over a cup of tea... tirelessly Call us Jaki(donkey) for all we care... We dictate how the music plays.

desmond249:
I spend #100 per day on feeding.
Bread #60
Butter #20
Pure water #20.

Your recent Pic or Adonbilibit

mmsen:
You keep making foolish assumptions about who I am and where I'm from.

I've been to the North - there's enough there to build a vibrant, self-sustaining economy, the problem is the foolish religious dogma that declares anything progressive as haram but all the destructive habits that leave people in a bind, such as child marriage and religious indoctrination are halal.

Anyway, if you feel that way (that my people are greedy and wicked) why don't you support measures for the North to go its own way? No one will stop you.

A country gets it's might from it's strength and military prowess... You guys still add to our strength so we still need you and we ain't letting you go anywhere...

Goodplace:
Please advice, If one spends N600 for feeding when his monthly pay is 45k will that be too much to later have savings at the end of the month?

guy which food will you buy for N600 in a day? That's N200 per meal including water and mineral fa. Abi na biscuit you want to live on?

mmsen:
Your level of reasoning is barely above that of a new born baby.

Your moral compass is as distorted as that of your prophet and his useless followers who murder by the thousands and convince themselves that they are doing something good.

You keep making foolish assumptions but have the nerve to call another 'ill informed'.

Stay out of the mosque and learn about the world that you live and you will see how silly your most ardent beliefs are. Maybe then you'll come to understand why northern Nigeria is one of the most backwards places in the world and why people such as yourself are the chief cause of that backwardness.

Northern Nigeria is the most backward and still your people are trooping day and night to that backward place what an irony!

Tell me the part of the north that you have been to and I will tell you a thousand places that I visited in the south.

You know what your problem is, internet and your culture of lack of curiosity in exploiting more information from what you are told is your major problem..... Probably you have never been to any part of the north and you are here saying all manner of things about the north. When I am told something about a place, I personally travel to that place to see for myself. And do you know what I found about you people? You people are greedy wicked set of people who lives on each others throat.

I am inviting you to the North to come and see for yourself..... When you come, call me and I would take you round.

mmsen:
I don't have 'puna' to dash.

This is why we said you northerners should stay out of the mosque and attend school, maybe then you'll learn to talk sense small.

Come to my school, I have a lot to teach you.... you are no mate to me when it comes to academics.... I have by far exceeded your level in every aspect of life. But keep telling yourself that Northerners are illiterates while they keep enrolling into Govt Ministries, Departments and Agencies everyday leaving you with bunch of papers roaming the streets.... I wonder if they get the jobs using suya paper.... You are ill informed dear.

Meanwhile, when we are looking for fake corps members, we know the particular section of the country we need to focus our search lights on.

Atmmachine:

Some people are just sick

Why would a grown ass man look at the picture of this little kid and have sexual feelings for her ??

*Spits

I hate pedophiles with passion

*Spits again

And I hate pretense.... May be the girl don taste the thing finish you are here fumbling for her.

Has she attended Tee Bilz birthday party since they had the quarrel? Meanwhile, edible catering also has a birthdate... So Tee Billz cannot do everything na.

King Ado Bayero

doublewisdom:
Buhari was elected not Osubanjo.

It was a joint ticket, so they were both elected MOFO.

But I haven't received any invitation yet. Make I kuku go take my bath begin dey go national Assembly.