₦airaland Forum

able20:
Poor mallaam ,They campaigned for buhari before Election, campaign when buhari was in aso rock, now campaigning again even when buhari is no more in aso rock.

Any problem with that? I present Buhari, who do you present? Jonathief?

Qmerit:
. Ow old re u?

What's "Ow"? The last time I checked that word wasn't in the dictionary.

Do you think you can just ask how old I am and expect any answer from me? Matured people don't just divulge their info on the net. Do that and I call you ENTHUSIAST.

Back to your question, I think I'm older than you.

Qmerit:
Lagos is a nation on its own.

With that tiny shape on the maps? Lagos can never live on its own. It lives on the influx of people from other states... If Nigeria is divided today, South-South/East would make good use of their ports. I doubt if they would need Lagos again. North can import all its shits through Cotonou via Niger. So tell me what will keep it going?

And to tell you the truth, if Lagos were a country, it can't stand any external aggression. Cos whoever wants to fight you guys will just come and park inside waters dey throw missiles till everywhere is completely submerged in the Atlantic. So wake up bro.

cosade:
She's Fulani (full blooded) not Hausa.

Eyyah... We're both the same Hausa/Fulani, Inseparable.

rosalieene:
smh for most of the comments by the anti-mmm peepz
it's really so funny!
if someone decides to put another money in mmm just to revive the system and gain back his/her 2016 mavro, how is it any of your business?? The problem with a lot of Nigerians is that they don't mind their business and that's why they don't move forward.
those of you calling it a scam, did anyone complain OR say they were merged to pay mavrodi?
the only problem was the holiday which caused panic and almost killed the system.
Its left to those interested to revive the system because it helped a lot of people.
Mavrodians in the house, I believe you are more sensible than listening to the tales of woes of anti-mmmites...... Do what you can!
I believe with all your efforts, the system would be back, stronger and better.

Who mavrodi epp

yomibelle:
pls, ah need answers to ds pressing questions

1. why is suya sold only at nights?

2. why are the hausas mainly dark in complexion (cos am yet to see a fair one)

@Question 2, I'm here pm me to confirm... Meanwhile, Zahra Buhari is also a Hausa woman.

MMM has intensified efforts to lure more gullible Nigerians into investing in the already crashed Ponzi scheme.


The organizers of Nigerian faction of the popular Ponzi scheme Mavrodi Mondial Moneybox (MMM) has said the scheme is coming back to normal and that all limits on MMM have been lifted.

The statement on posted on Thursday said ‘MMM Nigeria lifts all the limits for Mavro, acquired in 2017. So, MMM Nigeria is coming back to normal,” and that members can create request to provide help.

“Dear members, MMM Nigeria lifts all the limits for Mavro, acquired in 2017. So, MMM Nigeria is coming back to normal,”.

“And now the members can actively develop the community and create new requests to provide help.

“For these requests, orders will soon arrive, and after Mavro’s confirmation it will be possible to withdraw these Mavro without any restrictions or limits.

“Only Mavros acquired in 2016 remain under restriction. But we are actively working on new measures to make it possible for the members to withdraw Mavro 2016 in a larger amount without undermining the sustainability of the community.

“We have collected the screenshots of personal offices of members who received orders for their GH requests. Spread the screenshots via chats, social media and messengers. Let everyone know that MMM Nigeria is working. Every Nigerian should be aware that MMM is functioning well. It is very important.”

Also posted the below to help those seeking more clarifications
But note that vanguardngr.com has nothing to do with MMM.

I hope it will be enough to answer some of the questions that might be begging for answers in our minds.

GET IT CLEARER
Few questions raised by participants

Q. If I PH in 2017, will i be able to GH?

A. Yes. You will be able to GH all your 2017 donation plus 30%

Q. I PH in December but paid in Jan, is that 2017 PH?

A. NO. it is still 2016 Mavro.

Q. What of my 2016 Mavro, how will i GH?

A. There is limit on 2016 Mavro. this means you will be able to GH but not everything. for now, you can only GH all 2017 mavro

Q. But its showing zero when i tried to GH, what do i need to do?

A. Participant that already PH are able to GH part of 2016 mavro. You probably need to PH before you GH part of 2016 Mavro. So kindly PH.

Q. Why are they attending to 2017 before 2016 Mavro?

A. For 2016 Mavro to be paid, new PH is needed. thus 2017 PH is needed. this can come from new participant and existing one. but in order to encourage 2017 PH, there will be no limit on it.

Q. If all 2017 Mavro is paid first, will there be PH left for 2016?

A. Yes. That is why we all need to PH something. no matter how small. remember, in 2016, when everything was going on fine, we waited for like 21 days before we are paired to make payment, it was because there are much PH on ground. If we have much PH on ground now, it will be used to cater for 2016 Mavro. things will work well.

Note: Your PH is someone’s GH. we make ourselves smile. PH only your spare money and make the money available as u can be paired at anytime.
#IstandWithMMM
#MMMPays
#WeAreMMM
#NoFakePOP

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/mmm-nigeria-coming-back-normal/

She's missing someone in za oza room

Do we still have N100 slippers in this country again?

Kakamorufu:
see your life

God see another pedophile

kerryjossy:
Its a pity. She is just a #girlchild and this is Africa where little or absolutely nothing could be done about rape cases like this.

Pls if u are not man enough to live with a tenage girl in your house as your house maid, why employ her in the first place. Men have to learn how to control their sexual urge.

And besides, what happened to his wife that he choses to ignore her for a teenage girl.

16years old girl, CHAI MUSLIMS ARE PEADOPHILES!!!

Yes Imagine what Alhaji Chinedu choses to do with his life.

Chaii Muslims and killings are like 5 & 6

If you wanna steal in Nigeria, steal big and your jail years would be few....

CORRUPTION LAW.

The jail term of a corrupt official is inversely proportional to the amount of money stolen provided that EFCC and COURTS staff remain constant.

Another one

This is a flashback of statement issued by the embattled former GMD NNPC, Andrew Yakubu who stated that the then CBN Givernor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi who accused the oil corporation of not remitting huge proceeds from oil sale, lacks proper understanding of how those proceeds are remitted to the Federation Account.

The news read as follows:

The Group Managing Director (GMD) of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Engr. Andrew Yakubu Friday faulted the claim by the CBN Governor, Mr. Lamido Sanusi that the NNPC has failed to remit the sum of $49.8b from the sale of crude oil saying his claim is borne out of lack of understanding of how revenue from crude oil sale are remitted into the federation account.

The GMD in a press conference addressed at the Protea Hotel Asokoro Abuja, insisted that the NNPC is not in the business of withholding proceeds of crude oil sales due to the federation account or any other statutory remittances

The full text of the press conference below:

As you are well aware, it is not in our character to join issues or trade blames with other agencies of government. But considering the high level of publicity that the recent letter from the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to the President has generated, and the erroneous impression it has created among Nigerians. It has become necessary to set the records straight.

The statement credited to the CBN Governor that NNPC has failed to remit the sum of $49.8bn representing 76% of total national oil receipts is borne out of lack of understanding of how revenues from crude oil sales are remitted into the Federation Account. I will therefore explain the process and put the figures in perspective in order for you to understand and let the world know that NNPC is not in the business of withholding any crude oil receipts due the Federation Account or any other statutory remittances.

All NNPC crude oil liftings is made up of the following:

1. Equity Crude
2. Royalty Oil
3. Tax Oil
4. Volume for Third Party Financing, and
5. NPDC equity volume.

It is important to stress that remittances of proceeds from the above liftings are made according to statutory and production arrangements. Accordingly, proceeds from Equity crude is paid by NNPC into the Federation Account which is held by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Proceeds from Royalty oil is paid to Department of Petroleum Resources, DPR, whose designated account is managed by the same CBN.

Similarly, the proceeds from Tax Oil or Petroleum Profit Tax lifted by NNPC is paid directly into the Federal Inland Revenue Service, (FIRS) account also managed by the CBN.

In the same vein, Third Party Finance and Trial Marketing volume are paid into designated Escrow accounts, while NPDC equity proceeds are remitted to NPDC account.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it should now be clear to all that NNPC is by statutory requirement is responsible for direct remittances of only one stream of liftings, namely Equity Crude.
Analysis of the figures is as follows;

The CBN letter claims that for the period 1st Jan 2012 to 31st July 2013, total National crude oil liftings was 1.287 billion barrels. Our records show that the total national crude lifting for the same period was actually higher at 1.330 billion barrels. Furthermore, total NNPC liftings during the same period was again higher at 618.552 million barrels as against the 594.024 million barrels stated by CBN.

We further wish to state that the proceeds from the total NNPC liftings comprising Federation Equity, Royalty Oil , Tax Oil, Volume for Third Party Finance, NPDC equity and volume for Trial Marketing Period amount to US$67.12bn as against the $65.33bn that the CBN stated. At this point, we wish to categorically state that all the proceeds amounting to $67.12bn have been remitted as statutorily required.

NNPC remitted its portion which is $18.48bn into the Federation Account being the total proceeds from Equity Crude and gas sales. This represents 27.5% of total proceeds of $67.12bn as against the 24% declared by CBN.

On the issue of US$49.8 billion or 76% of total national liftings and the alleged unremitted funds, we would like to clarify that this represents the proceeds from Royalty and Petroleum Profit Tax liftings. These, as I stated earlier, are remitted to the Department of of Petroleum Resources (DPR) and the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) which are statutorily empowered to collect and remit same into the Federation Account.

For the benefits of those who may not be aware of the workings of the industry, it is imperative to state that the CBN, NNPC, FIRS and DPR meet regularly to reconcile liftings, sales and remittance of proceeds. Therefore, the data presented are jointly reconciled by CBN, NNPC, FIRS, and DPR.

The CBN further alleged that NNPC owes the Federal Government another N22bn in unpaid levies to the National Export Supervisory Scheme (NESS). It must also be noted that the levies under the NESS are paid to third party inspectors based on services rendered to the Federal Government. Payment to the NESS is update as per value of work done.

The current position is that NNPC has paid a total of $114.78 million from inception of NESS in 2009 up to October 2013 as against the total budget of $117.08 million for the same period. These payments have been reconciled with the CBN, who are again the custodians of the NESS account that is operated on a draw-down basis by the CBN.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is NNPC’s position always that in carrying out our statutory duties we will continue to maintain the highest level of transparency and accountability. Please be assured that NNPC remains available at all times to provide clarifications on these issues or any other matter relating to our responsibility to the Federation and the Nigerian people.

Thank you.

http://thewillnigeria.com/news/sanusi-lacks-understanding-of-how-revenues-from-crude-oil-are-remited-to-federation-account-says-nnpc-gmd/

And when Sanusi declared that a huge sum of money was not accounted for from NNPC, the almighty Gej fired him and people from a particular part of the country called him all sorts of names.... I now believe that there is nothing inside that Igbo.

pissreligiion:
Keep it up. So until they match the murders they are on the right track.
Nice analogy

terrorists will never be on the right track no matter who they are but do not restrict the usage of the word to a particular religion or race... There are two different set of people in the world.. EVIL PEOPLE AND GOOD PEOPLE.

Csami:
Yes and your point is?

My point is

Is the US a terrorist nation by killing more than 200,000 innocent civilans?

Is Hitler a terrorist or not? .

Which Muslim nation or individual match the above mentioned entities in murder of innocent civilians?

Bujumbura:
You deserved to be kissed by this man for this senseless questions

Ok Sir... Nagode sai anjima na tafi masallachi... Inason mutane masu tunani da kansu ba masu amfani da abinda sukaji wasu sun fada ba.

Bujumbura:
malware is in the second category

Bujumbura I detest any act of terror by whatsoever name called... And at the same time I don't just believe what the media wants me to believe at all cost. One good thing with Muslims is that they can't easily be brainwashed.

Csami:
Intelligent man, you've got no argument here. Yes, US did kill close to that amount but Japan had it coming. What did US do to deserve the unprovoked attack by Japan on Pearl Harbour that killed more than 3000?
Stop trying to be intelligent.

Good Boy... you answered it correct. Now answer this again

did Hitler killed more than 11million people?

Bujumbura:
Tell it to that prophet that married a juvenile and encouraged his followers to do such

Ok sir but help me and stop quoting me, please and please.... You lack common sense and you still want to argue with me

Bujumbura:
lemme browse out sense from this your nonsense

stay off my quote since you can't argue intelligently.

Bujumbura:
You ve been wired to reason like this

I wanted an intelligent argument but since all you can offer is this, then stay off my quote.

[quote author=Bujumbura post=53584832][/quote]I should have known that you are nothing but a pervert.

Bujumbura:
Kindly Localise the killing since we are all in Nigeria and you will travel through the Middle belt and core northern states and you will see that Islam has cost of about 100,000 death since the end pf the civil war

Since you can't answer a simple Yes/No question, kindly stay off my quote, please.

Bujumbura:
Shut Up and learn. Face Nigeria before giving failed statistics you dug up from all those fake madrassa scattered in the north

shut up is in the dictionary I know... I need an answer to my question not that your shut up.

Bujumbura:
Did you see the massive condemnation for Hitler today?


Anything NAZI today is destroyed because its a bad taste to everyone and its consigned to a dark abyss.


Remember Hitler never Killed with a religious inclinationbecause Jehovah Witness were not spared his onslaught and Hitler never practised his Christian faith rather he took Nazi worship to be a religion.



Now to you?


How many people from the Muslim Faith has condemned Isis



Which fatwa has been issued by that wrapeer tying Sultan of Sokoto against BH


Why did riots break out i Nigeria when Bin Laden was Killed?


Since the end of Nigeria civil war what has caused the highest number of deaths of Nigerians if not Islam induced religious crisis


Which religious is Killing people as we speak today in Nigeria

the answer is a Yes/No and you went on adding trash to it. Did the Us killed more than 200,000 people in Japan? Yes or No?

ImadeUReadThis:
Is Africa now Muslim land?

Was colonialism that birthed your precious one nigeria now a christian movement?

Guy go and wash your head.

Pray go soon start for mosque

You haven't answered my question... how many people died during Europeans colonization of Africa or are those murders justifiable because Christianity was established at last?

ImadeUReadThis:
Your skull has since been emptied of commonsense

[img]http://saboteur365.files./2016/05/how-to-make-a-muslim-2-shit.jpg[/img]

Ok bro... kindly stay off my quote

ImadeUReadThis:
40 million Africans died in the Sahara crossing during the Arab slave raid on Africa!

Over 60million Hindus were slaughtered by Muslims when they invaded and occupied India.

If you want body counts, then Islam is the most brutal and bloodiest movement.

Besides WW2 wasn't a religious war you daft, but an imperialist struggle among world powers back then.

America did not declare crusade on Nazi Germany, Mussolini's Italy and Japan to spread Christianity.

So stop comparing apples to oranges

And how many died when Britain, France, Portugal, spain and Italy invaded and colonised Africa?

And do you want to say that the imperialist killings were justifiable?