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Romance / Re: Pic: Guys Take These Girls Out And They'll Form Bbq, Chicken, Sharwama, Icecream by mamachizzy(f): 8:26am On May 01, 2017
So because I eat mangoes, I shouldn't eat shawarma ?

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Religion / Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by mamachizzy(f): 12:20pm On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
give me bible quotation, mbok!!!!
NYSC / Re: NYSC State Allowee Amount In All States In Nigeria by mamachizzy(f): 7:24am On Apr 30, 2017
Akwa Ibom is 5k
Romance / Re: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by mamachizzy(f): 10:18am On Apr 21, 2017
no make up

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Celebrities / Re: Tekno Is Sick, Off To America For Treatment Of Acid Reflux by mamachizzy(f): 2:13pm On Apr 19, 2017
nwaanambra1:


all this long grammar!


acid reflux is what we call heart burn!

simple!
acid reflux ain't heart burn. I suffer from it and I knw how it feels
Celebrities / Re: "I Hope You Die And Rot In Hell" - Davido To A Fan Who Called Ntlami A 'Monster' by mamachizzy(f): 1:22pm On Apr 14, 2017
steppins:

Sorry for bringing your mom into this. I just hate it when people insult others for airing their opinion.
You had no reason to tell me to shut up. You either correct me or leave me be.
Once again, my apologies for dragging your mom into this.
firstly am so sorry for telling u to shut up. was just upset.
secondly don't drag somebody's parents to social media just cos u are arguing (God bless mama souls)
Thirdly, it cost nothing to be nice. this world would be a better place if we were all just a little nicer. that gal inspires me. regardless of what she was going thru, she was just always so positive, always smiling. she was amazing
Celebrities / Re: "I Hope You Die And Rot In Hell" - Davido To A Fan Who Called Ntlami A 'Monster' by mamachizzy(f): 9:49am On Apr 14, 2017
steppins:
Tell your silly mother to shut up.
wow, too bad
Celebrities / Re: "I Hope You Die And Rot In Hell" - Davido To A Fan Who Called Ntlami A 'Monster' by mamachizzy(f): 8:16am On Apr 14, 2017
steppins:
But she's a monster Na.
shut up. that innocent gal is justn28 and she is suffering from a genetic disorder which is no fault of hers and u dare to call her a monster. no be ur fault at all
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Blasts 2face: "I Wrote African Queen, You Are A Lazy Artiste" by mamachizzy(f): 8:11am On Apr 14, 2017
shut up already jezzz!!!!
Fashion / Re: Check Out My Stunning Introduction Picture... by mamachizzy(f): 7:44pm On Apr 11, 2017
ur MUA use ur face learn work

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: The Lies In Stephanie Otobo's BBM Chat by mamachizzy(f): 2:23pm On Apr 09, 2017
whether its true or not, am still hungry.
come to think of it, is the pastor God that he can not sin? person no go rest with this matter? make I hear word abeg
Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by mamachizzy(f): 6:36pm On Apr 02, 2017
No we don't accept this, no. u can't change our precious puff puff
Travel / Re: Reackless Tipper Driver Crushes Young Girl Dead In Akwa Ibom(Graphic Photos) by mamachizzy(f): 9:36am On Mar 24, 2017
trailers and tipper drivers are the most reckless here in Akwa Ibom. yesterday a trailer almost crushed me and my frnd on a bike. the bike man had to quickly enter a bush to save our lives. the trailer driver didn't even stop to check if we are OK, not minding that we are corp members. heartless modafucka
Romance / Re: Shameless Old Man Molesting A Young Girl In A Stream (pic) by mamachizzy(f): 8:31pm On Mar 23, 2017
its his wife, besides this is an old picture
Politics / Re: Man Who Killed Mom In Ogun State yesterday Is Igbo by mamachizzy(f): 8:17pm On Mar 12, 2017
God may naira land never turn me in too a tribalistic asshole
Politics / Re: Photos Of A Fully Grown Man's Marriage To A Child In Maidiguri Surfaces by mamachizzy(f): 9:19pm On Mar 06, 2017
if na to come out come protest against Valentine's day, u go see them. where are they now to protest against this? where are they? bunch of potatoe heads
Romance / Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by mamachizzy(f): 8:01pm On Mar 06, 2017
shut up
Education / Re: I.G Yusuf: "Mercy And Her Boyfriend Kidnapped And Humiliated Me" by mamachizzy(f): 7:14am On Mar 06, 2017
Don't be too fast to judge. I have seen lecturers do unspeakable things and I have also seen students do worst. only God knows who is telling the truth
Culture / Re: Anambra Man's Corpse Abandoned In Taraba For Not Being Member Of Igbo Union (Pic by mamachizzy(f): 2:15pm On Mar 04, 2017
firstly, may his soul rest in peace.
secondly, that Igbo Union should have tampered justice with mercy and bring him home.
thirdly, pls where ever u are, be it at home or abroad, pls try and join or pple to avoid stories like this. My mom died in Cameroon and because my parents are members of Nigerian Union over there, she was brought back home in peace. we didn't spend a dime. the union paid for everything. Pls be a member of something be it a union, a church group, even an occultic group if u like. but be a member of something
Events / Re: The Weirdest Igbo Wedding Story By A Twitter User by mamachizzy(f): 4:22pm On Feb 21, 2017
poor organization that's all
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2016 Batch B Stream 2 Posted, We Meet Here!!! by mamachizzy(f): 6:39am On Jan 19, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: See How Half Unclad Obama's Daughter Stepped Out That Got Tongues Wagging 18+ by mamachizzy(f): 4:49pm On Jan 15, 2017
She is at the beach pple. na agbada she suppose wear?

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Romance / Re: My Four Months Old Pregnant Wife Want Sex Every Night by mamachizzy(f): 2:50pm On Jan 10, 2017
give her what she wants. its ur obligation

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Religion / Re: Pastor Destroyed 'Fetish' Items In Anambra, Traditionalist Reacts (Photos) by mamachizzy(f): 9:12pm On Jan 06, 2017
Did he enter anybody's house to burn down anything??
Politics / Re: Deadly State Of Ogonogoeji - Ndiagu Akpugo Road Bailey Bridge At Nkanu, Enugu by mamachizzy(f): 12:11pm On Jan 05, 2017
viviangist:


Yes Just Like Onitsha Owerri Road , in Anambra State
story. fake news . bloggers can lie

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Politics / Re: Deadly State Of Ogonogoeji - Ndiagu Akpugo Road Bailey Bridge At Nkanu, Enugu by mamachizzy(f): 11:03am On Jan 05, 2017
Enugu - asaba?? how manage?
Romance / Re: Gap Tooth Vs Dimple (which Is The Cutest Deformity) by mamachizzy(f): 11:04pm On Dec 21, 2016
They are deformities
Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba Reacts To Super Falcons' Protest Over Unpaid Allowances by mamachizzy(f): 10:55pm On Dec 14, 2016
Nairalanders take a chill pill and read again. He is being sarcastic
Sports / Re: President Biya Hosts Indomitable Lionesses For Coming 2nd At AWCON by mamachizzy(f): 3:47pm On Dec 10, 2016
Busy hosting lionesses while people are being murdered in the North west everyday. Ruthless president

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Romance / Re: My Cousin Is Threatening To Leave His Wife Who Just Had A Baby Boy For Him Becau by mamachizzy(f): 12:44pm On Dec 10, 2016
My parents do not have dimples but my sister has it on both cheeks and I have it on one. Now her son has it on one cheek too but her daughter doesn't have at all. it's just a defect and we didn't inherit it from our parents
Politics / Oh Africa by mamachizzy(f): 7:11pm On Dec 09, 2016
When a govt decides to marginalize a certain region, things like this happen. This is the North West region of Cameroon, the anglophone part (English speaking part). They have been marginalized for years. No good roads or infrastructures. The francophones are given priority when it comes to appointment in to offices, and one French man who has been president for thirty something years now. Shops are closed, no market, no school. A peaceful protest has turned violent, with many students shot and killed by the police.
Pls pray Cameroon..

Celebrities / Re: 15 Most Beautiful Women In The World by mamachizzy(f): 4:52pm On Nov 29, 2016
Do u mean beautiful white ladies??

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